C64...you are such a good system why the hell do these games get made for it?

Well, for the time, the C64 was a machine ANYone could code for. These days coding is a hell of a lot harder.

Just look at the previous year, 1987!

A small three (or so) man team made Leisure Suit Larry! Now it takes STUDIOS to make the inferior sequels.

By sequels I DID mean post-Sierra, Post LSL7 sequels. The rest are pure AWESOME.

because people like muney

I love these crazy old games that don't make one lick of sense no matter how you look at it. Keep the great reviews coming! You have a great, unique, dry sense of humor in your reviews and I can't wait for more!

Skatboarding Ronin? It would've been nice to see if there was any variation between the different platforms, like in your review of Renegade III, but at the very least we got to see some...um...amazing demonstration of the Commodore 64's graphical and musical capabilities.

Good times, can't wait for the next installment.

Good thing I never knew nor played this crapfest of a C64 game.

much, much, much, much worse ive played both of them..............they suck.

I'm surprised they didn't release a sequel, Pirate Monster Trucking.

I love your narrative style and your use of vocabulary.

It's pretty brutal you impload frozen kids on skateboards. Maybe you should try Ninja Golf.

...are you aware that in just a few months you became one of my favourite moviemakers on this website?

My scoreboard looks like this:

1 - Benzaie
2 - Ashens
3 - Lindsay
4 - Sage
5 - Ask That Guy

Great video Dr. Ashens

It is amazing how many weird videogames that are out there

I bet the ultimate reward is fresh cookies, nothing beats melty, just out of the oven chocolate chip cookies. Or rather crisps in this case I suppose.

It must have made use of the rarely known, often forgotten EZ bake oven feature on the back of the C64.

Well they don't call it the "breadbin" for no reason...

LBP music!! All right. I always like your reviews, they are very good. I can't bring myself to write a more in depth description right now, I'm too lazy. Either way, you are awesome, great review.

That game was lame.

But I think you should try cheating to take us to the end of the games. The endings are usually hilariously bad in these games.

Not to mention we all want to know what the ultimate reward is.

I cant help but feel like this review is incomplete.

I feel this way because of two reasons.
1. Whats the Ninja meter so?
2. Whats the Reward that was built up so much!
DAMNIT.

What happens when you fill up the "ninja" meter - it would seem obvious that you would turn into a ninja of some sort, but who knows? I wonder if he bothered to try.

Also I;d like to know what the effing reward was, likely it was some hint via text that she will now make sex at you - that slut.
But still.

These are things that would have been fun to hear about in the video.

I wont fault you though, I would never have the patience to play it. Which is why I was hoping you'd do it for me and tell me these things.

Not too bad. I like your voice and accent. You're not loud or obnoxious, It's
like listening to a smooth, funny, britishmen review a game.
Good Show.

those drawings were perfect

Weak!
I wanted to see the special reward from your girlfriend!

GTFO

Shut it!

Am I the only one who was reminded of Daleks at that board meeting?

Exterminate with BMX! EXTERMINATE!!!

If he was a ninja, he wouldn't be going out in the open riding on a bike hitting people with his wheels. I think they just slapped the "Ninja" name on randomly because it sounded cool.

Good vid.

I've always loved your work, whether it's reviewing tat or games. GODMONSTER FOREVER!

Everything is cooler with ninjas...

...or maybe not.

Hallo, ich wunderte mich doch sehr, das ashens eine Video vorschau auf Deutsch gemacht hat.

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Hi, I was amazed about the German Intro Video. I can't figure out why he did it...

But it's cool!

Mit freundlichen Grüßen / Best regards

Thomas

Did you get to find out what was the "reward"?

I could take a guess as to what that ultimate reward would have been. Unless it's my imagination, your infamous girlfriend seems to have unzipped her jacket between the first and second scene.

love the art attack section! used to watch that show ages ago. Anyway, this is a fantastic review! Keep it up! and please find more terrible old games I've definitely never heard of!

You should do the Shaky game. It would be a short review though

What happens when the meter goes all the way to ninja?

And what's the reward???

What german intro? Local advertisement maybe? I guess not, cause I'm in germany as well ^^

I would love to know what the ultimate reward was. Oh darn you!