Star Trek Online: Angry Joe Armada
Written by AngryJoe Monday, 09 November 2009 01:15
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11.09.2009 - 01:51 | TheAngryMovieDork.com
"Your so beautiful", That's gonna be stuck in my head for awhile :s . Great video.
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11.09.2009 - 01:51 | DanManX
You know, with the whole "Together we will crush our enemies" line, you're kind of pushing for Klingon already, it seems like.

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11.09.2009 - 02:00 | mwong04
KKKAAAAAHHHNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I would definately choose Klingon seeing Picard has hots for Joe
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11.09.2009 - 02:12 | Deimos1984rd
I love the federation but I love the Klingons more, they remind me of samurai for some odd reason.
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11.09.2009 - 02:13 | PublicEnemy
LOL what was that Captain Picard song from? Star Trek I can assume, but what exactly happened in Star Trek that caused that?
And startin a Joe army on STO? Wow, I may actually consider pickin it up now, sounds sick
Federation, cause Cpt. Picard took the time to make a whole song and choreographed dance number for Joe (that, and I dont know much about star trek haha)
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11.09.2009 - 03:29 | Shadowgam3 - I think It was Q..
I believe it had something too do with the Q. That had Captain Picard singing
and Dancing..
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11.10.2009 - 15:53 | Ellie Vator
It's a tribute to Gene Rodenberry, the creator of Star Trek. It was never part of any episode, just some extra material on the DVDs.
And it's Federation all the way, but if I where to choose a rase I'd choose Q.
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11.09.2009 - 02:26 | ComRich
The only rule I've ever lived my life by is 'what would Captain Picard do?' After Seeing this, the walls of my reality have come crumbling down!
Oh, and its got to be Federation. The character customization alone gets me hard for em.
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11.09.2009 - 03:34 | PLA
The Klingon Empire have the same system. It's only called "Klingon" because they are the bossiest race of that faction.
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11.09.2009 - 02:26 | Trencher
I laughed until I screamed when the klingons showed up. I still laugh while I write this.
As for what faction you should choose, I will be on an European server so we wont get to game together but I strongly suggest Federation. If you choose Federation you will be the angriest most rebellious Federation officer they have but if you choose Klingon you will probably be a considerate moderate. One in a Klingon Crowd nothing more. Federation!
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11.09.2009 - 02:33 | guywiththecontacts
Screw the klingons and the federation. The klingons let their honor impede their decisions, and the federation is bound by procedure. You must join the Romulan Empire!
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11.09.2009 - 03:06 | Aron - Okay... Not funny...
Aside from the obvious plotholes... That was just cheap and unfunny.
Why couldn't you do a detailed analysis on all the ships that have been announced? Bonus points for combat demonstrations.
And get some trekkies is Starfleet and Klingon uniforms to answer your specific questions. Show you at least tried to make some original content.
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11.09.2009 - 10:08 | AngryJoeShow
What the fuck are you talking about?!?
This is just about the stupidest comment ive read here so far. Nice job.
What plotholes? What Detailed analysis? What effing video were you watching?
This is simply a fun way to announce two things: The release date for STO and a Vote for what side we will play on.
Man some people have a really odd way of looking at things.
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11.09.2009 - 20:08 | Aron - Don't get me wrong,
I liked the SW The Old Republic video. So I'm going to give you some constructive feedback - or at least my two cents.
With plotholes I mean this. What's the connection with Ackbar? I hate wars-trek crossovers anyway. Second, the footage is of a Sovereign class starship - my favourate btw - and in this MMO it is outdated and as far as I know not playable. Thirdly - what's the connection between a sovereign and Ackbar...? Fourthly, if one sends a message to ask for a list of reasons they should join that particular side, you don't get a captain of a ship - you get the admiralty or higher. What the hell was up with the Klingon battle song and Picards' little sideshow project? That's unfunny, unrealistic, redicilious...
IMHO You would have done a better job getting a trekkie as a starfleet officer to 'demonstrate' the perks of the new starfleet ships (bonus points for battle footage) and a Klingon trekkie arguing his side.
We want to see action, not unfunny singing.
And finally, an admiral does not ask his captains to vote - he asks to submit recomendations based on the demonstrations.
Thát would have been cool to watch and much more enjoyable.
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11.10.2009 - 14:15 | Mav
First of all, I have never seen anyone miss the point of a video so much in my life.
Secondly, the Ackbar part was in reference to one of Joe's previous videos, so i suppose if you hadn't seen that one, you wouldn't have got it like regular Angry Joe viewers
Nice video Joe, i for one enjoyed it, shame i can't join in the game as i don't play MMO's

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11.10.2009 - 17:55 | Aron - Oh I get the point,
It's to announce the unofficial release date and to call for a vote.
The problem is the way it's brought. The Ackbar footage was cheap - youtube is full of 12yo's pasting footage from Trek and Wars and calling it a "fan film", so was the Sovereign footage, and Joe was just sitting in a chair in front of a computer generated background. Wow!
And the whole singing part was unfunny, unrealistic, unfunny, and did I mention unfunny?
Don't you agree that this vid would have been much better if Joe got some Trekkies to describe the ships (show some effort!) and battle footage demonstrating the ships?
This vid is just Joe talking and cheap copy-paste work. Even the AGVN could do better - though Joe is admitably a little bit better then the 12yo's on Youtube.
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11.09.2009 - 03:20 | jescis
After that display of illogical behavior from both parties. I'd go with data and Mr. Spock and join the federation

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11.09.2009 - 03:22 | Shadowgam3 - Resistance is Futily..
I wanna be the Borg the Hell with Federation and hell with Kelon.. Resitance is Futily.. U shall be all as one with the Borg..
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11.09.2009 - 03:30 | PLA
Klingons have the better beards, but the Excalibur class cruiser of the Federation is so shiny.
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11.09.2009 - 07:34 | Reamer
I'm more of a Romulan person as well. However, if I had to choose between the two it's a tough one. I had always assumed the Klingon were based off of Samurai, aren't they? While I'm a fan of the Bird of Prey, nothing beats the shear might of a Starfleet Armada. When you see that Armada get ready to kick some serious ass in DS9 you know the Federation ain't messing around. The diversity of the the ships is great with the Federation and let's face it, that's why you play a game like this, for the ships and the Armada. I would have to say Federation all the way as well.
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11.09.2009 - 08:26 | Tyro
Start your own faction and join forces with Dr Insano, the federation and Klingons will not stand a change ^_^
Though if you go Federation you'll make them more badass so i'd go with them
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11.09.2009 - 08:26 | maakasu
the Federation would be good. Right now I dont have any plans on begining to play ST online. but u'll never know
and if so, I'll join ur awesome army Joe^^
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11.09.2009 - 10:27 | OneFreeMan
Wow... That was not funny at all. I would go so far to say that this video is absolutely pointless.
Thanks for wasting our time?
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11.09.2009 - 11:10 | AngryJoeShow
It amazes me that anyone would have anything negative to say about a video that announces the release date and offers players one guild they could join in an entertaining way. instead of just sitting in a chair in a dirty room and talking into a camera for 7 minutes about the game.
Asshole.
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11.09.2009 - 10:41 | CursedShadow - federation
personally... id go with the borg ._. they dont sing lol
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11.09.2009 - 10:42 | Duela
Normally I play with the EVIL ones
, because their story is always kind of interesting to see. But if I had to choose by watching these two song-videos, I'd probably go with Picard, because his song was... well... just unbelievable...
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