those lines were [i]highly[/i] slap-worthy. Joe lucked out, heh. that was hilarious. no wonder Joe was all out of lines to use during the live Transmission Awesome (with one notable exception)
1 Yr Crossover: Hotel Awesome Ep 3
Written by AngryJoe Sunday, 17 May 2009 02:00
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05.16.2009 - 22:13 | Fiendly
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05.17.2009 - 01:22 | benzaie
I can't believe the maths one didn't work !
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05.17.2009 - 06:14 | AngryJoeShow
The [b]math one[/b] actually [u]always works[/u] - any of you angryjoer's have permission to use it.
You have to be cocky funny to pull it off though. It will get a laugh guaranteed, and its my gift to you.
[b]Disclaimer
*Joe Is Not responsible for any slaps, restraining orders, or taser marks*[/b]
No but seriously. Pick-up lines are creepies, trust me, thats not how to talk to girls - unless your joking on purpose for shits and gigles.....
I just thought this would be alotta fun, and it 'twas.
[b]Im just bummed we didnt film the Final Scene (It had me, Cat, and Krissy)[/b]
:whistle:
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[quote=AngryJoeShow]
[b]Im just bummed we didnt film the Final Scene (It had me, Cat, and Krissy)[/b]
:whistle:[/quote]
lol You lucky summabitch.
...spill the beans, how is Cat? :lol:
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05.16.2009 - 22:14 | Coldguy
My line: Do you know how much a fat penguin weights? Enough to break the ice, I'm Coldguy.
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05.16.2009 - 22:17 | Paladin_A
I'm loving the F.B.I. outfit, Joe. Especially the hat. I laughed out loud when you asked if the curtains matched the drapes, btw.
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05.16.2009 - 22:18 | Crazed17
hilarious! ^_^ I loved the last pick up line you used, the math one. That was really funny.
I just gotta say, CAT is really cute. hehe. :confused:
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05.16.2009 - 22:19 | Sada
[color=dodgerblue]Oh poor Angry Joe. Even the math one failed.
Better luck next man![/color]
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05.16.2009 - 22:27 | Dore
Damn, Joe must have been a fighter pilot during World War 2, cause he just got SHOT DOWN right there! Ouch!
Funny shit, Joe. Next time use your electrical powers to, ahem, "persuade" one of the girls to invite you in.
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Hey Joe,
Been watching your stuff for a while. This episode was better than the other two by far. Keep it up. I'm glad you didn't repeat footage in this one like you did in the other Hotel Awesome's. The repeating seemed more of a time extending device than anything.
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05.17.2009 - 06:04 | AngryJoeShowYea, I did it to self-gratify, they were so funny to me, I wanted to see them over and over....so I did that in the video ;)
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05.16.2009 - 22:34 | DanManX
Joe, next time you see Lindsay, try this (I know I will if I ever see her :P ):
How much would would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? I don't know, but I can twist my tongue pretty well. Show me how YOU do.
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05.17.2009 - 06:05 | AngryJoeShowWha? LoL!
I get it up to the end, telling her to show me how SHE does it? Does what! :huh:
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05.17.2009 - 07:54 | DanManXHow she "twists her tongue." Come on Joe, keep up with me here...
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05.16.2009 - 22:36 | Shinigami
Those were good onces! Funny kinda way.
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05.16.2009 - 22:41 | Lotus Prince
One of my favorite tasteless pick-up lines that I've heard is "Are your pants a mirror? Because I can see myself in them."
It's...it's probably better that you didn't use that one.
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This has proven that the TGWTG-girls are not SLUTS!!
SPOONY gets ALL the POONTANG!!
Thats been proven already!
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05.17.2009 - 06:07 | AngryJoeShowWhen did anyone say they were SLUTS?!! lol.
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Although you seem to fuck up each opportunity, I must admit that the girls at this site albeit geeky as hell are sooo hot! Man, I wish I could get to this kind of girls here in Poland. All I see are weird fuck-ups everywhere...
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05.16.2009 - 22:46 | TGF
Laughing my frickin' a*s off! :lol:
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05.16.2009 - 22:46 | Flowing Icethis one was pretty funny too.
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05.16.2009 - 22:58 | MadScientistJC
Joe, clearly the line you should have used was "Are you Rita Repulsa? Because you're making my monster grow." They are geek girls after all.
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05.16.2009 - 23:06 | WJMill
Actually my friend used one that DID in fact get him a girlfriend. I'm pretty sure they were both either drunk or stoned though:
'If I was a fork and you were a spoon, would you lie next to me?'
Dead serious.
The math one was pretty great. I did like the one you gave me on Transmission Awesome though. Your pick up lines might suck but I still think you're cute. XD
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05.16.2009 - 23:08 | solanusdracon......ANGRY JOE IS FROM TEXAS! I recognize the driver's license.
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05.16.2009 - 23:23 | Noll_UK
poor joe, im sure spoony can show you how its done. OR just askthatguy :P
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05.16.2009 - 23:33 | Blakdustbest Ep of the series!
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05.16.2009 - 23:39 | Karash
I liked the one with Goggles, you looked like one of the Village People. :P
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05.16.2009 - 23:44 | moni1996
MULTIPLY :D
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05.17.2009 - 00:32 | nico
holy crap ep 3 already
and its awesome as usual O:
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If The Continental had a son it would be you Joe. (Cookie for anyone who knows what I'm talking about.)
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05.17.2009 - 06:02 | AngryJoeShow[b]This is by FAR the most Bad Ass compliment ive ever gotten so far HAHAHA.[/b]
Christopher Walken is THE MAN!
And was the inspiration for some of these - I wanted to kinda emulate his style, but we didnt have time - So i did this thing.
Who know maybe next year I will have had time to "brush up" on my skills and be at FULL Continental Levels
:P
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05.17.2009 - 00:35 | Akane1412
Lol XD
Well... I'm sure you made an impression, don't worry ;D
Awesome vid, can't wait for the next one XD
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05.17.2009 - 06:03 | AngryJoeShow[b]Actually[/b] this is the best piece of advice if you want to pick up chicks - I don't actually use pick-up lines.
But the key is to leave an impression, leave them thinking about you when you leave.
[b]:thumbs up to you:[/b]
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05.17.2009 - 00:40 | DrKimble
I can't believe the line you used on Cat didn't work. WTF?! That's like an hydrogen bomb going off in New York and there's no damage. That thing should have hit ... hit HARD! WTF!
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05.17.2009 - 06:08 | AngryJoeShowWhat you guys didnt see is what we decided we didnt have time to film.
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05.17.2009 - 00:47 | Viktormon
I guess N-chick had herself a Big-Lipped Aligator Moment... XD
You came out of nowhere, made little or no sense and she probably won't mention it again :lol:
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05.17.2009 - 00:50 | darthnazgul
Good to see another episode so quickly.
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05.17.2009 - 01:07 | joeshadowman
listing joe all you have to do is not listing to me.
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05.17.2009 - 01:09 | First Person ShaneOh man. You're lucky you didn't get slugged. XD
Though, I think the math at the end was my favorite, just because it was so direct. :lol:
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