The Cinema Snob - Return to Sleepaway Camp
Written by Brad Jones Wednesday, 30 January 2013 18:11
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01.30.2013 - 18:40 | killdearAngela's disguise looks like Ahmadinejad.
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01.31.2013 - 08:38 | OldAndNew
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01.30.2013 - 19:35 | Time Lord
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01.30.2013 - 21:10 | SpeedyEric
Nice job on the new CS set. It's like the first set, but with better lighting and better video quality. I still love how Hypocritical you character can get (specifically with the realization of the Caligula poster, since we can see it clear as day in a chunk of your earlyer reviews).
I also hate Allen's guts. If I want a troubled bully who is LIKEABLE, I'll stick with Nelson Muntz, thank you very much.
Angela's disguise to me looks like a shorter version of Gordon from Ninja the Mission Force.
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02.02.2013 - 23:29 | SpeedyEric
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01.30.2013 - 21:13 | TheBechtloff
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01.30.2013 - 23:35 | SpeedyEric
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01.30.2013 - 21:32 | ShpaphHey, it's Jerrid! Good to see him again, if only briefly.
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01.30.2013 - 21:48 | Guild Navigator
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01.30.2013 - 22:02 | jslaver07
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01.30.2013 - 23:14 | ChickNTheBox
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01.30.2013 - 23:34 | CyborgPrince
I'm sure this was a disappointing movie to people who were excited to finally get an official sequel after 25 years. Too bad it had to suck.
Maybe we're suppose to sympathize with Allan, but as you said, in some scenes he's too much of a prick and probably gets his just desserts, but then again those others go to far extremes to make him miserable such as skinning frogs and publicly humiliating him. Why were none of these characters kicked out of camp? In a real camp they would be sent home for these actions, at the very least. Oh, right, because as Film Brain says, "the plot says so".
Angela dressed in that get up and using that voice altering machine reminds me of the character Ned Gerblansky from South Park. Also why does she stop laughing and stare at the camera at the last second of the film? Is she trying to do the creepy stare from the first movie again? It would work, if it didn't cut out LESS THAN A SECOND LATER!!
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01.31.2013 - 00:31 | JoeDawson15Sad to see the old place go....but i like the new place.
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01.31.2013 - 01:12 | ladydiskette
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01.31.2013 - 01:31 | ColeYote
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01.31.2013 - 02:40 | keniakittykat
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01.31.2013 - 11:56 | ladydiskette
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01.31.2013 - 02:46 | PurpleTiger
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01.31.2013 - 03:41 | BaconMushroomMeltDid they just not want to do a second take, or did they actually want that guy to scream like a little girl?
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01.31.2013 - 04:49 | WarpI was kind of hoping that there would be a real twist and the "cop" was not, in fact, Angela or the killer, and that the killer is someone else, and Cinema Snob was just messing with us the whole time... But no real twist after all.
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01.31.2013 - 06:09 | Aotrs Commander
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01.31.2013 - 07:30 | StripesZB
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01.31.2013 - 13:04 | Trogdor
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01.31.2013 - 16:38 | vonPeterhofIf this movie's Wikipedia entry is to be believed, it's supposed to be Michael (the guy who was beating Alan with a mallet).
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02.01.2013 - 23:04 | fanime1
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01.31.2013 - 08:55 | Ela
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01.31.2013 - 12:01 | ladydiskette
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01.31.2013 - 11:07 | The_Awesometeer
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01.31.2013 - 12:17 | ladydiskette
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01.31.2013 - 14:54 | dougbarrett619
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...I know David the Gnome wasn't a great show, but why have both him and his wife die or whatever at the end? I mean, really...
Ronnie is what Sean Penn would look like if he got addicted to steroids.
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01.31.2013 - 17:50 | Mangakun
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03.30.2013 - 01:33 | DrZulu2010
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This whole thing feels like a fucked up-er- episode of South Park, and one of those kids at one point was wearing a Venom t-shirt... the latter is pretty cool.
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02.01.2013 - 01:32 | ywe7575I was so happy to see you tear this movie a new one. I enjoyed the other 3 movies in a 'so bad they're good' way whereas this one was just unbearable. At first I thought Alan was going to be the opening kill, so imagine my chagrin when it turned out he was our protagonist. And yeah, the Angela as the cop thing is one of the dumbest attempts at having a swerve I've seen in a film in a long time. Such a waste of a potentially entertaining movie.
There was a short fanfilm called Judy featuring Karen Fields reprising that role which, retconning aside (to have Judy alive), was much more enjoyable than this.
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02.01.2013 - 08:20 | ST