The Cinema Snob - Silent Night, Deadly Night 3: Better Watch Out!

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  • cbot1
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    that looked kinda like jew wario in a santa outift o.o;
  • tk5972
    gotta love bill mosley!!!!:D
  • KillerKlown
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    Awesome! Just greatly awsome.
  • theginganinja
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    More cinema snob? Its a good day in my little world.
  • SpeedyEric  - GARBAGE DAY!
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    I didn’t think you would actually get to the other sequels. It’s a Christmas surprise. =D

    2:20- The Nostalgia Critic would be so proud of you for replaying that clip for us.

    4:29- I don’t know about you, but it sounds to me like she’s been woken up by The One Ring of Power.
    13:56- Yes, I DID hear that. He’s trying out his Eye of Sauron impression, and he still needs some practicing.

    5:19- Or you could blow his brains out like Rutger Hauer did to the pedophile Santa in “Hobo with a Shotgun.”

    Ricky with the brain helmet reminds me of Dementor from “Jingle All the Way,” minus the blood.

    I just realized something. One of the main characters is a blind psychic. This movie’s ripping off “Curse of the Cannibal Confederates.” Also, this is the third of a film series that uses footage from the first film, but not the second. I guess this is how “Return of the Boogeyman” came to be.

    I haven’t seen “A Christmas Story 2” yet, and it’s pretty much because I refuse to watch a direct-to-video sequel to a classic film that was made 29 years ago. I’ll stick with GOOD late sequels like “Tron: Legacy,” thank you very much.

    BTW, is the dead body still across the street?
  • ladydiskette
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    There was a "Silent Night, Deadly Night" 3?


    *puts on the soldier's helmet and takes cover behind her pillow fort*
  • CyborgPrince
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    According to Wikipedia, there's also a 4 and 5, but they're not connected to these films except in name.
  • SpeedyEric
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    Don't forget about the remake that was recently released, and stars Malcolm "Caligula" McDowell.
  • CyborgPrince
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    That should be interesting.

    There's also a movie called Silent Night, Bloody Night that came out in the 70s and was also a slasher film, but I don't know if it's Christmas related.
  • SpeedyEric  - re: CyborgPrince
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    According to Wikipedia, "...Bloody Night" IS a Christmas movie.
  • Mr Tweetems
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    Man like always the snob puts out excellence , great review
  • CyborgPrince
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    Another movie where none of the characters are likable, except for Robert Culp's character. Even with all the padding you cut out, it still seems quite boring. It must have been quite a chore to sit through the whole entire film.

    Also, how would they just let out a patient in a hospital who already has a record of being a serial killer? Wouldn't they have better security on him? How long did they take to look for him because when he first heads out he's moving so slowly that you'd think he wouldn't get away. Logic, what's that?

    And that brain case looks stupid. Who thought it would be a good idea? Did they think it would make him look scary? It just makes him look goofy, like this was supposed to be a comedy.
  • MarioLemmy666
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    Hi there. Great review as usual. I find it kind of weird that THIS GODDAMN MOVIE is where Ben Horne meets Leo Johnson. David Lynch must've absolutely loved the flick.
  • illpropaganda
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    I thought that was Richard Beymer of Twin Peaks fame! The "Laura" bit was an odd coincidence as was your Mädchen Amick reference!
  • Ela
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    CS shat out that DVD at the end? O_O
  • ladydiskette
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    I know right?

    That must have hurt like hell.
  • Rile  - Fun fact
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    Piru means Devil in Finnish. So at the end he's... hitchhiking to everlasting damnation?
  • fattoler
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    What version of Sleigh Ride was used in the into, my, er, girlfriend wants to know...
  • Mike D.  - EXCELLENT!
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    This is a great entry for the Cinema Snob. With the demise of the Nostalgia Critic, the Cinema Snob is on his way to claiming the crown as the new #1 attraction for reviewing movies (in my humble opinion, anyway).

    Keep it up, Brad!

    -Mike D.
  • TheNewser
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    Man, this is a weird movie.
  • rayhs1984
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    James Rolfe just did a great commentary of "The Terror" or I wouldn't have known what he was talking about.
  • Veran
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    Nice hat.
  • snthss
    GARBAGE DAY!
  • JoeDawson15
    Brad has terrible aim. lol
  • tiffanybride
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    Does this mean that Cinema Snob is going to review Heaven's Gate? (I really hope so!)
  • cubs2084
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    I hope that Jerrid being featured in two of the last three videos of yours means you two made up. I'd love to see him back in the Team Snob fold.
  • sc00t3r32
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    0:58

    OMG! Snob wears shoes now!
  • Braer
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    He had them off later, after he went out and shot his gun.
  • ChadVanHalen
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    "She's picked up by her brother, who funnily enough, looks like David Lee Roth... Even though this movie is the Gary Cherone of Silent Night, Deadly Night movies"

    HOLY SHIT. Brad that is the best thing I ever heard you say and even though I bet it went over a ton of people's heads just take solace that I understood it and loved it
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