The Cinema Snob - Hack-O-Lantern

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  • Samsneeze
    Yes. More Cinema Snob. I love this about life.
  • LegodzillaFan
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    Great, we found the halloween equivalent of Elves, only more serious. Anyway, great CS episode Brad, can't wait for more.
  • Derpy Hooves
    awesome as always brad (love your costume to ;D )
  • JJAlbert
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    Hahaha, that stinger just killed me.

    This is a great episode, and a good example of why Brad is still going strong.
  • Guild Navigator
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    No Snob in a costume? BOOOO!

    Why 1988 looks like it was shot in Dolemite's time period? I mean,look at Pumpkinhead -also from 1988-, that flick still looks decent. But this...

    Wow,I'd never thought I'd see a song from a horror flick worse than "Power of The Night" (from Critters).
  • DylanS
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    Funny he didn't dress like '80s Dan, since in last year's Halloween '80s Dan, Dan dressed like the Cinema Snob.
  • Mousy Voice  - This sounds familiar
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    The plot kind of reminds me of Manos the Hands of Fate. They both have poor production values, devil worshipers, and unlawful sex (insest in Hack-O-Lantern and implied pedophile in Manos). Although Hack has more tits while Manos just has women cat fighting in lingerie.
  • FishEyenoMiko
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    Honestly, at least some of the joy of watching Snob's reviews is hearing all the obscure references he uses. Heck, I don't even mind if I don't get them all, it's just great to see someone willing to dip deep down into culture (pop and otherwise) and throw out something completely unexpected.
  • SpeedyEric  - I like Paranormal Activity 4
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    I hoped you would finally review this one, especially since you've shown your DVD copy at the end of Linkara's Action Comics #593 review 2 years ago along with Turkish Star Trek, Turkish Exorcist, and Violent Shit 2.

    If I wanna see a Hack-O-Lantern review, I'll stick with one done by one of my favorite TGWTG-ers, thank you very much.

    5:23- I think Grandpa has turned into Darth Sidious over the years.
    14:38- Yep, I was right.

    I was also thinking of Zombie 4 in that one scene.

    15:13- I really hate Party Cop from Cabin Fever, too.

    In speaking of Romney, I hate his political ads on this site.

    Laurie- "Was tha a $h!tty horror film about Halloween?"
    Loomis- "As a matter of fact, it was."
  • CyborgPrince
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    Well this was a strange film to say the least. Also, yes the theme music did seem familiar to the Kickassia theme. I wonder if the composer of the Kickassia theme has seen this movie.

    I guess you'll be busy next week, as that is when Halloween actually is, since this was your special seasonal review.

    'Horse!'
  • Murcielago
    i made an account finally so i can tell you this. at around 15 minutes the censor bar goes away and you can see boobage lol.
  • Behellmorph
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    The grandpa got my attention for some reason, maybe it was just the over the top acting he did.
  • Psxpert2011
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    This movie split my brain in half...
  • CyborgPrince
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    Does this mean your user avatar is an image of you after watching this film?
  • JoeDawson15
    Hey Brad 2 things:

    1. Good vid as usual

    2. Are you ever gonna make more 80's Dan stuff?? That was very good, and i miss the perverted ROB...just wondering...
  • CC*
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    so brad jones plays the cinema snob who is currently dressed up as . . . brad jones ?

    deep
  • VashStarwind  - The Grandpa...
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    Is Palpatine.
  • fanime1
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    Is that a Christopher Walken shirt? Anyway, damn was that grandpa creppy. I feel bad for the mom. She's probably crazy from having such a creepy father. Anyway, this movie isn't as bad as I thought it was going to be. You reviewed much worse. Still, it's definitely not a masterpiece.
  • opiumsmoker
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    Aweeeesooooome shirt and AWEEESOOOME review! But.. I could've used a little more cowbell.
  • EvilSandwich
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    Is it just me or was the mother, for an older woman, really really hot?
  • ZigTheHunter
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    Kickassia is a movie in your continuity except as a documentary and not a mere anniversary movie.
  • manelich  - The cinema snob i got a movie for you named white
    Snob, i dont know if have seen a movie named White fire. IS A FRENCH TURKISH AND EVEN BRITISH MOVIE of jean marie pallardy with robert ginty. its a fun movie with action nudity , cheap effects. its talks about a brother and sister and a fucking diamond of 2000 carats but nothing make sense and is badly written. if you need i can ship the vhs.
  • Trekkie313  - Why Does This Seem So Familar?
    I think the people who wrote the stupid "Thorn" storyline for Halloween 5 and Curse Of Micheal Meyers ripped it off from this movie! Main baddie rapes own family member, creepy cults that plans on turning said character into a mindless killing machine, character turns back on cult and murders them and passing on the power by touch.

    Hacks writers...
  • TMW Reviews  - The guy playing guitar
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    The guy playing guitar in this movie is the same actor who plays macs dad on It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia, as a matter of fact mister Cummings has been in another shitty movie called Click:The Calendar Killer directed by none other but Ross Hagen, Seriously Brad, you have to review it!, if you can't find a copy I'll send you one.
  • Kooshmeister
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    Why did Roger's hair stay blonde but not Tommy's? Did Tommy dye his? I'm also unsure I'm down with the idea that being a Satanic high priest is involuntary. Roger is a good guy until the dying grandfather transfers his evil power (such as it is) into him? That's lame and completely removes any choice from the scenario.

    As to why their mother was the killer, all I can figure is she was trying to frame the grandpa and his cult. That, or she was targeting people she feared would take her children away i.e. her daughter's boyfriend. This still doesn't explain the random girl at the party who seemed unconnected in any way to any of her three kids.
  • elvenscout742  - It's the national anthem...
    Silly Snob. Kickassia isn't a movie -- it's a country! And the song is called a "national anthem". :P
  • Sitromxe  - ...
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    Why does Tommy's grandfather's voice remind me of the clown monster from IT?

    ...

    This movie is weird...
  • Irish Car Bomb
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    Brad cracks me up more than anyone else on here guys fuckin hillarious
  • ChadVanHalen  - 80's Metal Is Kinda My Thing
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    Don't know if it's sad or not that I know that band that Charlie's dad from Always Sunny plays guitar with was Hellion, pretty underground metal band with an outstanding guitarist trained by the late Randy Rhoads and fronted by Ann Boleyn who was actually taught by Ronnie James Dio... Check them out, Ann was a babe back in the day and tunes were really cool
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