Woodchipper Massacre
Written by Brad Jones Friday, 02 March 2012 01:04
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Comments (31)
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03.02.2012 - 01:14 | aaronwd
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03.02.2012 - 01:36 | Jack_Vision
2:35 in Michigan
Best thing to watch befor bed.
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03.02.2012 - 02:09 | rockybalboa211
Classic Snob!
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03.02.2012 - 04:52 | Dray
Gotta love the classic Snob.
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03.02.2012 - 05:17 | plaidman
Holy crap it's one of his earlier reviews! I've never seen one of these before. Wow... he has really bad lighting in this. Oh well great review! I totally want to watch The Lawn of Tomorrow now.
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03.02.2012 - 07:48 | Captain Wow
One day I'm gonna get that Geek! lol
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03.02.2012 - 08:23 | DirtyHippie
Worse? My family's reunion home movies?
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03.02.2012 - 09:44 | FrankN.Stein
What is this - your place looks like you just moved in. or out. Or got robbed. Oh. Ooooh... The classic almost homeless season of CS. ;)
Good luck with your movie!
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03.02.2012 - 11:35 | lukeguy
...This has to be the worst movie you have ever reviewed, even now.
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03.02.2012 - 11:57 | Grimm
wtf is a strawberry melon??
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03.02.2012 - 12:33 | mumbls
I'll bet someone actually saw this, thought that they could do better, and came up with "Don't tell Mom the Babysitter's Dead." I noticed the similarities, and he brought it up. cool.
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03.02.2012 - 12:52 | The_Awesometeer
Classic Snob
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03.02.2012 - 13:53 | Perzyn
Ok, so how does it compare to Night of Horror?
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03.02.2012 - 14:53 | Guild Navigator
Brad looked like a like sleazy 80s jewish Hollywood agent back then... And maybe it's the audio,but his his Jack Nicholson voice sounded way too nasal. Totally...
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This brings me back, when you had a youtube page, did your vids in the basement, Lloyd was nowhere to be seen (sadface), and the worst films were yet to come, great to see these old reviews again, good luck on the film shoot.
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03.02.2012 - 16:23 | Shinigami
What a nice suprise. Classic Snob episode.
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Jon McBride, the director/star of this movie did a few more things but hasn't acted in anything since 2004. he directed 13 films, though: http://www.imdb.com/name/ nm0564327/
The girl who played the sister, Denice Edeal, got her Master's degree from Portland State University and now does research on child speech therapy: http://apraxia- kids.blogspot.com/ 2011_05_01_archive.html
The little brother, Tom Casiello, went on to write for wrestling and soap operas: http://en.wikipedia.org/ wiki/Tom_Casiello
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03.02.2012 - 20:54 | Mayhem66Good God. My 2 older cousins and their friend made a film in High School that was way better than this movie.
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03.03.2012 - 01:09 | OX_Bigly
Is the acting in this worse than in The Room?
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03.03.2012 - 06:11 | Yora
I think Brad is one of the funniest people to watch.
Yet his chosen material is the worst movies in the world, which makes it always painful to watch. ^^
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03.03.2012 - 14:44 | slashsslayer97where do you get all this stuff...seriously?
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03.03.2012 - 19:33 | Synestra"Mark Taylor" ? I'm surprised you didn't make a Home Improvement reference.
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*gasp* This from before he had a beard?! =p
I haven't seen Fargo yet. Somehow the mention of a wood chipper is making consider watching it.
There's also a wood chipper death in an episode of "1000 Ways To Die" called "Unforced Errors".
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03.04.2012 - 11:07 | Bitnikas4:56 Fire her! Fire her with fire!
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03.06.2012 - 00:20 | PerryIsBound
I've seen this review before - It's still a good review, though. (:
~ Syd
(PerryIsBound)
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03.06.2012 - 18:55 | bobynoxr
That clip at the end made absolutely no sense, context or no context.
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"I'm going to ram it into your stomach and break your g*d damn spine!"
Oh, entertaining review too, Mr. Snob.