The Cinema Snob Movie Announcement
Written by Brad Jones Tuesday, 04 October 2011 19:19
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Comments (52)
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10.04.2011 - 20:12 | Veran
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10.04.2011 - 20:54 | aspire77
Good luck, guys.
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10.04.2011 - 21:01 | ReesiePuffs
Will 80's Dan be in the movie?
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10.04.2011 - 21:51 | ohe
80's Dan will be the main character of the sequel, which will be filmed in completely different style and will have practically no bearing on the franchise whatsoever. And has an alternate title with no mention of the Cinema Snob.
The plot will be a generic eighties horror movie, but with Dan. Being Dan. That is, not having a clue and not understanding to even be afraid.
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10.05.2011 - 00:34 | BooRat
So like 80s Abot and Costello!? What? He'll need a strait man to play off of! *cough, couch, JAKE, couch*
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10.05.2011 - 10:30 | HanSK
What about Kung Thai Ted?
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10.04.2011 - 21:58 | Lotus Prince
Remember that time when he said "no in-jokes?"
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10.04.2011 - 21:22 | Axel Osbourne
Sounds good. I know you probaly won't give any spoilers, but can you at least tell us if it's going be something in line with Kickassia (which was somewhat of a cartoon) or a more serious approach?
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10.04.2011 - 21:21 | YankeedoodlesSounds good! Sure hope Bianca Queen is in it. I thought she was fantastic in Midnight Heat.
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10.04.2011 - 21:29 | Sputnix
NUDITY... oh god please tell me where not going to see the snob's wang
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10.04.2011 - 23:00 | TheBlackMage
*Prays for Jillian nudity*
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10.05.2011 - 11:14 | The_Awesometeer
With you on that one
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10.05.2011 - 09:50 | Urge
Please tell me we ARE, the crossed legs were so disappointing last time.
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10.04.2011 - 21:36 | Victor Clark
It's nice to hear about a Cinema Snob movie being made. I'll totally keep my eyes out for it in the future when it's made.
And I'm so glad to see another Flaming Brian video, keep it up!
OMG, I've had Crystal Hot Sauce! Those are great with Pizza Rolls! Not that spicy, but still tasty.
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Imagine if a Crystal sauce WAS clear, and not flowing but thick and had chunks, also clear and see-through, in it. Like a gel.
MMM-mmm. That's some authentic natural goodness for you right there.
I haven't seen Paranoia, but I hope in this one there'll be some creative use of the camera. Just my preference, nothing more, but I'm thinking like close ups to the snobs for one-liners and whatever, sort of a claustrophobic feel of being trapped in the same space with the character even in open spaces, with other people seeming just alien to us because of his influence. Something to make it feel like the character perceived the world entirely as if he's sitting in the safety of his chair in a small room, where he can be obnoxiously haughty without fear of being judged himself. Not that he still isn't.
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10.04.2011 - 22:16 | BooRatOh, sweeeet!!! A Snob movie!
Hopefully it doesn't turn out like one of those SNL movie spinoffs!
Thinking more on it I see this movie will be more like Mr.Bean mixed Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back mixed with Evil Dead(the origional not Dead by Dawn or the Army of Darkness) mixed with Cannibal Holocast!
Wow, finally the 2nd epsiode of the Flaming-Brian show... or whatever it was called it's been too long since I seen that epsiode to recall the name! Ya'll shold really try that Insanity Hot-Sauce!
Nudity!? Who was we going to see naked?
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10.04.2011 - 22:28 | oheIf you weren't talking about Blues Brothers, then your example IS exactly like 'one of those SNL movie spinoffs'.
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10.05.2011 - 00:30 | BooRatI ment ones like Night at the Rocksberry, The Ladies Man, and Superstar that I believe killed the SNL Movie Studeo! You know th ones that took an ok funny series of skits and tried and failed horribly to stretch them into a feature length film!
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10.04.2011 - 22:17 | TheBlackMageI want to be a guy who is in the movie.
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10.04.2011 - 22:23 | nightwingfan87You should've got your sauce from Texas. Have Angry Joe send you some stuff.
Either way, can't wait for this movie :3
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Hey Brad
You really have to review this movie
The Pit (1981) A bad horror film
It in includes a Horny Possessed Teddy Bear
Weird monsters in a pit
Ghosts
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10.04.2011 - 22:42 | Jael
What I want to know is if Lloyd will be in the Cinema Snob Movie. Its high time that cat got his big screen debut.
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10.04.2011 - 23:17 | JMP
I somewhat want to see a crossover between Lloyd, Nostalgia Chick's Minion, Phelous' feline regeneration, Lupa's cat that interrupts her videos (whose name I don't think she's mentioned) and Spoony's unnamed new puppy.
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10.04.2011 - 22:52 | Zilchtastic
This is either going to be the best thing ever or the best worst thing ever. Either way I'm excited.
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This was a lot like Brad's vlogs, so it was almost completely uninteresting and seemed to stretch on forever. Brad, I should congratulate you. I never thought 6 and a half minutes would ever go by so slowly. If this announcement is any indication, the movie will be awful. I just hope the director can find something in the script that might be more interesting than this pile of nothing...
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10.05.2011 - 03:27 | trlkly
Do you need some Bengay for that stretch? This was a vlog. Just like Linkara's. Pretending like an announcement is supposed to be exciting just so you can tell Brad that his movie will suck? Yeah, doesn't work.
I really wish they hadn't removed the thumbs down stuff. That way I could see when someone was doing this crap and not have to read it.
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10.05.2011 - 10:17 | omgwtfeidbbqakarhpsfI'm not pretending it's supposed to be thrilling. But unlike the Nostalgia Chick's vlogs, which manage to remain interesting throughout, Brad's vlogs are boring and hours long. Somehow, this video seemed similar. I just can't get my hopes up about the movie after this announcement.
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10.05.2011 - 13:18 | thecinemasnob
lol yeah, this scripted movie with a plot is gonna be a 90 vlog on hot sauce. =)
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10.04.2011 - 23:46 | Orpheus of the Darkness
Dude, I totally dig the frozen Domino's pizza with Worcestershire, Valentina Hot Sauce, Ketchup and red dried pepper. It's my favorite snack for Halloween/Dia de los Muertos Horror Movie Marathons!!
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10.05.2011 - 01:04 | Guild Navigator
Looking forward to see it.
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10.05.2011 - 01:13 | DorknessFalls
I know this would be a bit of work, but for the DVD I'd like to suggest adding an optional effect so that the movie looks to be shot on Shit-eo. It might be an in joke, but that's an in joke extra and tons of movies have those.
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10.05.2011 - 02:06 | EvilAshTwin"The Cinema Snob movie will contain nudity"
hmm...
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Damn it Brad are you gonna pull a Dennis Franz on us?
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10.05.2011 - 02:20 | zmh24
I'm more excited about The Cinema Snob movie than I am the AVGN movie. Can't wait.
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10.05.2011 - 03:21 | trlklyWait, you have a show where you guys try hot stuff? Or are you just talking about the Brad Tries show?
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10.05.2011 - 04:19 | FrankN.Stein
I can watch it without knowing the show... that's good. I don't know your show. Who are you, anyway?
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10.05.2011 - 04:58 | GermnobleNudity?
Jillian and Sara together anyone?
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10.05.2011 - 06:32 | DarkBee
Let's hope for the best, although the ladies probably want to see more of Jerrids hairy chest.
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10.05.2011 - 05:03 | KINDLE
I don't think it could work. The Cinema Snob is a charming well written show in the format of episodes. I don't see how making it 90 minutes long would help it in any way.
Still, give it a go. I'll watch anything with the Snob in it!
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10.05.2011 - 08:28 | MaaZeus
2500-3000? I guess that makes it on almost same level as normal Tabasco sauce? Which is really hot for kids but for adults its barely even spicy, taste of vinegar covers it all.
Brad & Brian, if you want heat try Blairs stuff, any of them starting from After Death. Tastes like crap (or stuff I have tried so far) if you ask me but burning is quaranteed. Hot-Headz have tasted better so far, and are ridiculously hot too depending on a product. Their Satan's Sweat melts my tongue right off. Naga Jolokia is one evil chili... :)
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10.05.2011 - 11:04 | MikeKz
"Crystal Hot Sauce! The heat is barely there."
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10.05.2011 - 11:36 | Sir_D
Good luck with the movie production; can't wait for it to come out :-)
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Wow, really? Crystal is all over the place here in the Bay Area - heck, I normally see it at restaurants with all the other condiments.
It's not supposed to be really hot, more vinegary. But I think that it's an excellent dipping sauce when combined with ranch dressing.
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10.05.2011 - 12:51 | BabyImplosion
Going by your previous movies and sense of humour, a Cinema Snob flick does deepen my pool of yearning for the cosmos dynasty laying ahead of an ever-ending thrill of cinema acceptance.
And theres nudity? ... should I be terrified or excited?
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Great.
Gonna be a strange movie. I feel loads of ketchup-based violence in the future.