The Stewardesses 3-D

(84 votes, average 4.63 out of 5)
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  • jessicalyn0205
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    It's been forever since I've watched this one.

    It's a nice little flashback.

    :)
  • Taufiq91  - You watched this movie?
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    I feel for you.
  • Mattr75
    Nice to see some more classic Cinema Snob.
  • HuskerDuMaur
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    gotta admit, i spit on your grave in 4-D sounds like it'd be one hell of an experience

    not a good experience, but an experience nonetheless
  • Relaxo
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    I agree, that's something only a visionary would suggest. :)
  • Furenzeru
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    Ah! Some classic Snob.

    I ran off and got my "Monsters vs Aliens" 3D glasses just to watch this. I'm not sure if these were the right kind of glasses for this movie.

    What I am sure of is that either way it wouldn't make a damn difference.
  • SpeedyEric
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    LOL. I also got my 3-D glasses from my copy of "Friday the 13th Part 3."
  • keniakittykat
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    I used the 'journey to the center of the earth' glasses xD (didn't work though, the ones I got are green/pink)
  • SpeedyEric
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    The only film in the theatre I've seen in red/blue 3D was "Spy-Kids 3-D," and before anyone asks, NO, I will NOT see "Spy Kids 4-D," because I'm more of a Conan guy.

    Thank god for digital 3-D. The best film in 3-D I've see so far was "Tron: Legacy," and I think it's because I saw it in IMAX.

    Dear lord, the 3-D in this film is crappy. Why the hell did they release a softcore sex film in 3-D and in this quality?

    8:02- THERE'S a situation I never want to happen to me the next time I see a film in either 3-D or, if I ever get around to it, 4-D.

    9:45- Until a certian film called "Avatar" was released.

    10:32- Is that lady a tryclops or a quadclops?
  • JimmydelaKopin  - Hate to correct you there,...
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    ...but unless Avatar made 1,200% of its budget in box office revenue, Stewardesses 3D is still on top.
  • Jof12788
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    Nice to see some good' ol classic Snob.

    A softcore porn in pointless 3D. Not to mention a successful one. How does that work?
  • honestiago
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    Why, why, why the hell would anyone want to watch porn in 3-D? So they can get the experience of seeing the male lead's erection pointing out at them from the screen? Because that's the only way I see that you could incorporate 3-D into this type of film. And that wouldn't be erotic; it would be traumatizing! Now I'm going to have recurring nightmares about getting ass-raped by my TV. Thanks a lot, porn industry.
  • ladydiskette
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    I lost my 3D glasses from last year's superbowl commerical promo, so I can't watch it in 3D with everyone else :(

    Sad ladydiskette iz sads
  • ladydiskette
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    Wow, not only is it boring as a 3D movie, but apparently boring as a porn movie. Or maybe that is just typical for softcore porn. Because in comparison, "Raspberry Reich" from Hagan's review at least had stuff going on next to man-on-man sex and that was pretty hardcore.



    I would feel sorry for any bachelor party that would try to get some enjoyment out of renting this movie.
  • JetstreamGW
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    Naw, Softcore is usually at least hilarious. At least Skinemax movies are.
  • LikaLaruku
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    I gotta pair of the red/blue 3D glasses from South Korea, & they don't work, never did. All I ever see is red.

    Zardoz...I wanna see that. I like a mindfuck now & again. Plus Sean Connery in drag, you know?
  • EpicFish
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    I guess that makes you really "see red"! ...Yeah, sorry about that.

    Wow, an oldie but a goodie! I remember the couple times I used those old 3D glasses. It was never for movies, more crappy coloring books but I still got the massive headaches from them. I see your next review is already in the line up from Blip so I decided to watch it and liked it as well. The movie didn't seem to make much sense but I did enjoy the ending!
  • Shinigami
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    Seriously why the fuck some one thought that this even needed to be in 3D. Its a soft porn movie for fucks sake.
  • ezm
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    i dont blame you for being scared of flying and i fucking feel for you watching this shit and i remember this shit because my dad still has this on DVD
  • FunkyM
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    Great vid CS.

    And oh my god, what a terrible movie. Unstoried movies really really bug me.

    Nice to see one from the vaults though.
  • violinisthamel
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    well, I'm glad to know I shouldn't waste my money seeing this film and I was so ready to purchase it too after hearing about all the success it had.
  • LetsHitMike
    Fun Fact: "Stewardesses" is the longest word you can type with your left hand.
  • kaykeyser
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    I actually put on 3d glasses for that video. Trust me the 3D was bad. The best part of the whole thing was the bull fight. It had actual depth.
  • Lord Igos263  - Great work Snob!
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    Keep at it!
  • MayaPosch
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    Wait... you do realize that since this is a pr0n movie, everything in between the pr0n scenes is just useless filler anyone who watches movies like this will just fast-forward past, right?

    That said, pr0n in general is just boring :P
  • JetstreamGW
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    Now that's unfair.

    Some of the pop-culture parody porno is funny.
  • AndyDangerRangerGibbons
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    if it makes you feel any better, i pulled out a pair of my nightmare on elm street red and blue 3D glasses to watch this review
  • Sir_D
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    I remember a local gas station chain decided to sponsor a 3-D extravaganza when I was a kid. There would be a gorilla movie and some kind of Smokie and the Bandit knockoff on local cable. But, there was supposed to be a Cinamax movie on that night too, a Skinamax in fact. My brother and I got our glasses, watched about 10 min. of this gorilla movie and plunked our glasses in the trash.
    Yeah, there is nothing redeeming about older 3D tech. That movie looks horrible. Way to take one for the team, Snob.
  • HankMan
    Sounds like the Sarah Palin of porno, ridiculous amounts of media coverage and absolutely no substance. The only reason we would like it is for the parts that stick out, but we never even get to see 'em =D
  • Chad9976  - from the archives?
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    Was this a Snob episode from Season 1 that was never released? Can't believe I've never heard of this until now.
  • wdbisl
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    Damn it I don't have any 3-D glasses! :( Oh well great review anyway. I'll just look at it as the movie wasn't worth the glasses.
  • Amesang
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    'Bout the only thing I ever enjoyed from the red/blue 3D era was a mini-Darkwing Duck comic from Disney Adventures magazine (November '91, I believe? It had Will Smith and the witch from Duck Tales on the cover, and a preview of Sonic the Hedgehog 2).
  • JRodHacker  - Fan Request- More Brad Tries Please :D
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    Hey Brad! I love your shows, and was curious if you could please do more episodes of "Brad Tries".

    I love watching you and your friends crack jokes unscripted while trying various things, and especially love the "Not See Cola" episode! Suddenly, I wanna drink a "Notsee"! lol

    I have never had Crystal Pepsi cuz I was a kid bac then, and was very picky. But now, I'd love to try some...even if it is under an unusual name. lol I bet I'd like it based on your description of being sweeter and heavier.
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