And I thought the Beavis and Butthead Porno was the worst I would ever see.
Las Tortugas Pinjas
Written by Brad Jones Wednesday, 16 March 2011 22:41
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Comments (99)
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03.16.2011 - 22:54 | Hypnopaedia
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Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh Sweet Jesus..........
*shakes her head in disbelief* Usually in cases like this I look for a silver lining but no, just no....
Why rule 34......WHY!?!?!?! DX
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Oh sweet candy-coated burning anchovies this is awful. I need to sic my Carracosta on this thing. Or I would if he was real. Then again, he'd probably just end up getting f(EFF)ed anyway.
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03.20.2011 - 22:34 | JRodHacker
I hear you....everyone's childhood has officially been raped. WHY DID YOU REVIEW THIS?! WE WOULD HAVE ALL BEEN HAPPIER NOT KNOWING THIS EXISTED!!
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03.17.2011 - 20:45 | Tactlesscat
Oh so you skipped the ET one?
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03.18.2011 - 21:57 | ladydisketteOh god I would hate to think how the Shredder would be protrayed in this. Or even worse...Master Splinter.
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Just this once, PLEASe make it all the way through a Cinema Snob video without crashing? Just once? Huh?
Love, Arkle
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03.16.2011 - 23:56 | mumbls
Are you talking about your computer or your childhood?
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03.16.2011 - 23:23 | Yohko86
Way to ruin my childhood ONCE AGAIN Rule 34. Thank you.
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03.16.2011 - 23:39 | LikaLaruku
When they sing "Pinjas Tortugas," my ears are picking up "pink ass turtles."
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03.16.2011 - 23:48 | The_Awesometeer
Shell Shocked
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I could take the time when Macaulay Culkin dropped the F-Bomb. I could believe that a Beavis and Butt-head Porno would exist and be stupid. Hell, I can even accept the Batman porno spoofs of the 70s. This, however is going too far. Thank you for making enough light of it to lessen the impact of the pain of its existence.
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03.17.2011 - 00:17 | AuroneIs it weird that between this and ET the Porno, I concider this more dissrespectfull?
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03.17.2011 - 00:21 | jjflashWhat's left to say but...GO NINJA GO NINJA GO!
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03.17.2011 - 14:21 | SpotTheShingoSplinter: "I have always liked... Konchadunga!"
Ha-ha! I made another funny!
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03.18.2011 - 00:07 | jjflashYou sir (or madam) have just won the internet.
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03.17.2011 - 00:31 | Apac
Wow, that... that was really disturbing.
By the way, totally useless little bit of information: Pinja (pronounced Pinga) is slang for penis (well that is kinda obvious)and the Concha in Conchadunga is slang for vagina, also means Shell, sooooooo... I supposed that's clever?
Uh, in the final scene they were saying "Yes Mister President, we found the antidote" so, and I'm just guessing, the antidote had to be jizz.
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03.17.2011 - 00:36 | Deimos1984rd
Oh god no.....I would rather see the TMNT holiday special than this....I mean wow, talk about tearing childhoods a new one.
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03.17.2011 - 00:40 | e33lafOn top of the fact that I now know that Ninja Turtle porn exists, you just had to show a clip from that horrific E.T abomination again D: ...what vendetta does the porn industry have against innocent childhood memories!?
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03.17.2011 - 01:01 | Flaregun
Well that was an utter waste of time.
I mean, yeah yeah, ooh, my childhood's been raped yet again & all that, (yawn), but this vid just seemed kinda empty. Really it was just a bunch hackneyed, cheesy jokes & puns of thef type where that I kept expecting to hear a sarcastic rimshot after them, punctuating a review of a 30 minute porno that he really couldn't show us any of & due to the language barrier couldn't even understand any plot it may have had. From what I could see, it just seemed like a crappy forgettable porno whose flimsy pretense of a gimmick that even they couldn't care less about.
It's not like Brad's straining to come up with product to put on the site, he's been doing like 4 videos a week lately, most of them worthwhile, some of them damm good. He really doesn't need to pad it out further with half-hearted videos of half-harted pornos with a half-hearted gimmick that's not even worth trying to laugh at.
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03.17.2011 - 01:02 | VoiceAgainstPropaganda
I feel like I need antibiotics from just watching this.
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03.17.2011 - 01:07 | Minion of Yahtzee
Well at least the theme song didn't make you want to dance on your front porch in a Ninja turtles costume.
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03.17.2011 - 06:21 | jjflashI would actually like to see that. Brad dancing in a turtle costume on his front porch while an Argentinean porn theme about turtles plays.
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03.17.2011 - 01:08 | Gethenian
I want to comment... I really do... but... there are no words for this. :|
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03.17.2011 - 01:13 | TheBlackMage
A Ninja Turtles porno? I haven't cared about ninja turtles in almost 20 years, and that still rapes my childhood.
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03.17.2011 - 01:16 | Nyar
This film is actually well known around here... this guys also made a Simpsons porno spoof...
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03.17.2011 - 01:20 | TheBlackMageIronically, so have the Simpsons.
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03.17.2011 - 01:56 | blackshadowwhy why oh god why??????
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03.17.2011 - 02:15 | EFG
My last bastion of childhood innocence besmirched...thank you internet.
PS. I never counted rule34 because it was fanmade parody fiction...but a porno?!
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I think you miss read rule 34:
If it exists, there's porn of it. No exceptions.
Fan-made or not, you really should not be surprised this porno exists.
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I was truly terrified of clicking play but now I can't stop laughing at the ridiculousness of it.
And Brad, did we really need the mental images of "The Shredder"? x_X
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03.17.2011 - 02:25 | Snarky McBullhorn
D8 What has been seen cannot be unseen. I guess ingnorance truly is bliss.
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03.17.2011 - 02:54 | mkfan160:) You know what is even more disturbing then this movie? The fact that the comercial following the review was the Ol Al Passo Tacos. The one where the two kids are arguing in spanish with subtitles translated "Soft or hard. I am not kidding this actually happened.
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03.17.2011 - 03:46 | FunkyM
Thanks CS.
Though, I don't know that you really needed to torture yourself with this.
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03.17.2011 - 04:13 | Shinigami
What was seen can't be unseen :(
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03.17.2011 - 04:35 | Retronomicon
Konchadunga FTW!!!
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03.17.2011 - 05:36 | TekeliliHi, I am from Argentina. First of all sorry for this thing. Secondly, I just wanted to let you know that Knochadunga is supposed to be a pun, it means something like Pussydunga. Same with pinjas but for the virile member.
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03.17.2011 - 05:42 | Endless_Nameless
I was going to write just that! Even thought I am not from Argentina nor speak fluently Spanish, I faced palm'd at the title and the Konchadunga jokes. Pinja is similar to "pinga", which is the correct slang for the man's genital, right?
At least they could be painted in green all the time!
Even in my most crazy ideas, i never thought about the turtles doing April. Unfortunately the shells would not allow DADV...
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03.17.2011 - 05:50 | goldman
why are you sorry? i can't believe we ever did something like this, it's hilarious!
dude, from now on konchadunga is my motto!
all i'm sorry for is the intro... that IS shameful
@brad PLEASE do more stuff from argentina!
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03.17.2011 - 05:58 | ZahgurimI'm Just happy you review this, i'm from Argentina and this is still something we laugh about. I was about to do this review myself.
So, Kudos to you
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03.17.2011 - 06:10 | 10.0.0.1someone needs to get all the teams from Turtles Forever to reunite and wipe this thing from the universe before it ruins any more childhoods.
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03.17.2011 - 06:22 | rgoroI'm not only from Argentina, but also was 12 in the Age of Turtles. We all called them "Tortugas Pinjas" in that good ol' 12yo "dirty joke" style. And none of us had ever heard of the movie. "Ninja" and "Pija" (Cock) sound too much alike.
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03.17.2011 - 06:33 | alexthed
I'd rip on you for the TMNT porn terms, but part of my stand up includes Bob Dylan and Battletoads porn so yeah... BTW, great video.
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