Italian Batman

(120 votes, average 4.79 out of 5)

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Comments (74)
  • MokoMokoMonster
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    three things:

    one: I cannot believe that i managed to watch this when it was first posted. I feel like i just won the lottery.

    two: i could not stop laughing when i heard that theme, it's just so.... i need that on my mp3 player.

    three: i guess batman isn't rich in this universe. or smart. or can ride a bike. XD
  • GLKnight
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    Short haired Catwoman ripoff was hot. Why couldn't SHE have been the Robin?!

    Just saying, is all.
  • SpeedyEric
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    In speaking of Catwoman, the horrible 2004 film "based" on her would have been better if it was only a porn.
  • Mikeydct1
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    Klito-bell tuna taco has only 35% tuna in it.
  • Deimos1984rd
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    Wow that was extremely bizaare LOL
  • SpeedyEric
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    I'm a fan of Batman, and I could tell that this movie is more corny than the 60's TV series.

    My god, the music to this movie makes me wanna puke.

    I love the refferences to the Tim Burton Batman films you give in the subtitles, Brad. ;)
  • August M.
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    Wow, just wow.
  • Taufiq91
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    I have to agree:

    this is the funniest Cinema Snob review since Salo and Chatterbox.

    And it's funnier than Italian Batman itself.
  • [TIN-MAN]
    hey, you could replace all the parts of the dark knight with the bat-pod with this batman riding his bike. lol.
  • TriplicateGirl
    I recommend the new Batman porn parody. It is based off the Adam West show. I don't want to spoil it, but Robin does say the line "Holy three-way Batman!"
  • jeirhart  - Bat Pussy
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    You think this is bad? Check out 1973's Bat Pussy.

    Apparently its "considered the absolute nadir of pornography, period. Not just Batman-themed pornography. ALL pornography. All the German scat cinema and Japanese kaiju-on-robot hentai cannot compare to this." And its in English.

    Check out this clip if you don't believe me

    http://www.youtube.com/ watch?v=qw5MT63_j78
  • pap64
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    LOL at the little dance Brad did at 5:44. Seriously, someone MUST do an animated gif of that! XD
  • ViperKilo
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    Got it saved as an swf
  • TheAnxietyCloset
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    For a second, I thought Italian Penguin was a horrific mis-cast for Italian Zatana...hmmm there might be something with this...
  • masq456
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    hilarious review but one thing the silver surfer is an alien.
  • mrskippy
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    He was in this movie, too. Weren't you paying attention?

    If you are going to nitpick, at least say something like "Silver Surfer is Marvel and Batman's DC" rather than nitpicking something that isn't nitpickable.
  • Cyborcat
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    Brad called the character something along the lines of "Alien Silver Surfer", implying that being an alien is something that sets it apart from the original Silver Surfer. Masq was pointing out that that isn't the case.
  • Dark Crow I  - Italian Batman
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    This is one of my favourite Cinema Snob Reviews, I was laughing so hard. They should have used BANG, BAM, and BOING at least once each or WART.
  • damocles  - About the plot
    I'm italian, Snob, and for what i could get the Penguin was talking about following a script, the alien int he first scene said that 72 women fell ill during some kind of space travel, the second guy with the yellow cape or something in the second clip said: "You're right, finally those posers will be stopped", the alien then says to Batman: "are you stupid or what? Let me explain", the guy with Catwoman says: "They're shitting themvelselves from fear, how can i persuade them?", the guy who is being threatened with a gun says"What a stupid joke, take that mask off, now even secretaries are mocking me".
  • Shinigami
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    This proofs that rule that if it exist there is porn from it was long before internet was even invented.
  • DarkBee
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    Rule 34? That's about as old as art itself, if I'm not mistaken.
  • Archedgar
    Those bicycle scenes were epic spectacular.
  • The_Awesometeer
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    I think you and Linkara need to do a crossover next time you do a superhero movie
  • 9ansean
    I agree and I know just the movie for the occasion: 3 Dev Adam! It's an unautherized adaptation of Marvel comic heros Spider-Man and Captain America that came out of Turkey in the mid 70s. The characters are absolutly nothing like their comic counterpart, particularly Spider-Man who is presented as a cubby psychopathic killer with a pention for feeding people to rodents! This is basically the Spider-Man movie that Jameson always wanted to make.
  • Cross X. Brand
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    There is also a series of parody Shorts of Spanish Batman from the variety show Chachacha
    http://www.youtube.com/ watch? v=wscxPzE0O9o&feature=rel ated

    And one full Spanish movie called "Barman Y Droguin" http://www.youtube.com/ watch?v=vrJpXYEZyR8
  • FunkyM
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    Great vid CS.

    Though I wonder if Confessions rip-offs like the Adventures Series or The Ups and Downs of a Handyman fall under your remit...
  • LimeGreenSquid
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    Girl Robin sex scene sounds intriguing...
  • VengefulRonin
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    I'm rather intrigued by lesbian Robin.
  • jalford
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    I AM VENGEANCE! I AM THE NIGHT! I RIDE A 10 SPEED!
  • KernCore
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    Any italian Cinema Snobs fans here who can tell us what the hell is going on? xDD
  • kjekz_party
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    omg hahahaha
    The theme song is almost like the theme song for a cartoon called "pingu" *LOL*

    nice bike batman, it should be a tricycle so robin can join inn too ;)
  • Edelmiror
    Ok, the funniest part of this movie are actually the dialogues.
    They are a mix of cheesy jokes (à la 60s Batman) and praises to bathman... "sexual powers".
    Something like: "The last time he came back to Eros, He had sex with 72 women and they all passed out."
    Hilarious, you should review Splatman too.
    ps. sorry for the bad english
  • DarkBee
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    "5 genital warts."
    *I do the Count-laugh*
    *Brad does the Count-laugh*
    O_o LOL!
  • Charred Newt
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    Yeah, you just stumbled upon the horror of the '80s italian-comedic- soundtrack. You can tell what a movie is about and when it was made just by the sound. This kind of music was very common.
    The original dialogues were actually sillier than the subtitles, and some actors had some kind of accent, but I can't quite identify it.
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