Pussy Talk

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Comments (64)
  • Mr.Anderssson
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    Wow, can't believe someone else thought of talking vaginas. Well, at least it's not vagina dentata.
  • Taufiq91
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    You know, why isn't the hentai industry taking advantage of this?

    For a country that has dickgirls from hell (Bible Black), sex slave student bodies (School of Bondage), tsundere shrine maiden orgies(Moonlight Lady) and extreme incest (Super Taboo), they sure have not made a hentai about talking vaginas haven't they?

    I went to an adult anime store in Akihabara, Tokyo and i ahve found no hentais featuring talking vaginas.

    HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE?!

    Atleats it could be better than Chatterbox and this. Add in some cheesy American voice acting and tentacles and you get yourself a masterpiece!
  • Icedrake201
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    @Taufiq91

    And by american voice acting, you mean the ones from zombie 90? That would be an awesome hentai XD
  • PatheticManatee
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    Your extensive knowledge of hentai deeply disturbs me.

    Please keep such things to yourself. PLEASE!
  • GLKnight
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    I'd rather do Joelle than that other girl any day.

    Although I'm glad she passed it onto her husband first. That would get a little awkward while I am at work. That would not make my job as a door guy any easier, let me tell you.
  • Travoltron  - Taufiq91
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    Never underestimate the Hentai industry!

    (remove spaces in URL to view manga cover)

    http://www.zero- shop.co.jp/catalog/ images/thumbnail/ sbk02362_P001-4.jpg
  • Ota-Kun
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    ya that doesn't surprise me.
  • SpeedyEric
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    What in the name of the Force is it with @$$holes like these making movies about talking female genitelia?

    Not all remakes are worst than the original. I heard that the remake of "True Grit" is a good film.

    The lead actress's face looks kinda like Jillian's.

    At least this film isn't as badly dubbed as "Zombie 90."

    9:27- Well said, Jarred. ;)

    11:54- Is anyone realizing that the chorus in the music soundtrack in this scene is saying the F word over and over again?
  • Mattr75
    I still can't believe there's more than one talking vagina movie.
  • Kremzeek!
    I can't believe there's NOT more than two talking vagina movies...
  • Flaregun  - reply to Kremzeek!
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    "I can't believe there's NOT more than two talking vagina movies"

    Any movie where Hayden Christensen has a speaking role is a talking vagina movie.
  • Gnorrik
    I want to make a reference to Ed Wood, but I'm sure somebody else already has.
  • Darkherdt1725
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    It is kind of creepy that this movie exists.
  • Shinigami
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    So Chatterbox was remake of the Pussy Talk. Thats one more remake that should not had been done.
  • TheObserver  - I'm probably paying too much attention...
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    Okay, anyone else think that the dude with the glasses in the dinner party segment looks like Marc Christopher (Rubicon, Die Hard with a Vengeance)?

    Great review, Brad!
  • Mithian  - fuck. . .
    and now i know what my nightmares will be tonight. This + my girlfriend. Oh jesus!
  • brick mooncode
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    It seems like these movies are passing up an obvious "give me a kiss" joke.
    Also, in terms of talking pussy joke quality, this review utterly destroys Chatterbox.
  • The Neverending Twilight
    Well, atleast neither of these talking vagina movies seem as bad as that movie about the vagina that eats dicks.
  • Perzyn
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    I can take a movie about talking vagina. Strange, yes. Disturbing, ofcourse. Terrifying, hell no. But Canibal Confederates scared the living daylights out of me, and there's premake of it?! NO!!!!
  • LikaLaruku
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    Lol. Where DO you find this shit? XD What next? A full length feature film about a sock puppet?
  • Baby Hitler
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    Ever heard of Thumb Wars?
  • Qarx
    Was Jarred being interviewed with a ladle?
  • writrzblok
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    Well, just goes to show...nothing new under the sun...as well as further proof of Rule 34. A great video, CS.
  • PIE!!!
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    Another hilarious review.
  • Thatpirate
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    Funny. You know they made a sequel called "Pussy Talk 2" Can't wait till you complete the trinity.
  • Deimos1984rd
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    Who the fuck came up with this shit???....EW!!!
  • Lucia32
    You're telling me!

    Why on earth would anyone want their genitalia to talk (or more to the point, why anyone would be turned on by that) is beyond me.
  • Baby Hitler
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    Matt Stone and Trey Parker gave Oprah's vag a British accent. (and Hillary had a snuke up her snatch)
  • Dr Forrester
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    Oh my god! Jerrid's cameo was hilarious :D
  • The_Awesometeer
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    I don't know much about this movie I heard of called Teeth. Its about a vagina monster. check it out
  • Baby Hitler
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    That movie makes afraid of dentists and gyecologists
  • mumbls
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    10:47 - That's why Raggedy Ann was kicked out of the toy box.
  • 10.0.0.1
    just going by the reviews it looks like this was the better movie in the regard that it had a story to it, even if that story was a paper thin way of justifying the movies premise.
  • FunkyM
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    Great vid CS.

    Though I will say that I thought at first, when confronted with a VHS of Chatterbox in my local Cash Converters, that it was a cut version of Pussy Talk.

    But no, it's a remake. And the original may just be the better film.

    Also, It's a great skill that you were able to blackbox out the NSFW parts of this movie. Well Played sir!
  • jalford
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    At least it didn't sound like Oprah's pussy!
  • Stall
    So Vic is the Cinema Snob's penis, and Kung Tai Ted's dub actor is the Big Box Model's snatch?
  • ionpath
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    The French movie porn doesn't look that bad... as a porn flick that is. As talking vagina movie, is still better than Chatterbox but I don't think that's a compliment you would give to any movie.
  • mwong04
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    The Snobbish Box

    Starring
    Brad Jones as the talking sexy vagina
    Jillian Zurawski
    Benzaie as the perverted paparazzi/Waiter/S&M Instructor/Lifeguard and sex stunt assistant
  • SomeHero  - 3rd 'talking pussy' movie.
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    Angel Above, Devil Below.

    Have fun sinking your teeth in that one, Snob! http://www.imdb.com/ title/tt0149670/
  • ghaleonc
    Somehero- Yeah. I remember having that movie. Yeah now thats a messed up movie. Talking Vagina and plus it have devil powers since it's possessed by the devil. X_X
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