Super Hornio Bros. 2

(133 votes, average 4.77 out of 5)

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  • Yung Ago  - Asskissing 101
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    awesome i get 1st post. Great review as alwaysz Brad. I don't think You've had a bad 1.. lol
    :music: Ago :music:
  • Zolton  - The worse the movie, the better the review
    I know you think Ax 'Em or Las Vegas Bloodbath is the worst movie you've done, but I think this is as low as you could possibly go. A 'sequel' to a porno spoof of a movie that was atrocious to begin with. Fuck me.
  • Wilwarin  - *eyetwitch*
    I... what... huh?!

    There's just no words for this. I've actually been left speechless.
  • The Hardcore Kid
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    I don't know why, but I always love how the Snob's eyebrows disappear behind his glasses when he gets angry. And that happens quite a bit in this review. :sigh:

    Seriously, why make a sequel to a porno anyway?
  • markwritesmusic
    You've gotta wonder how they managed to scrounge up another $5 to make this gem... Oh wait. It's only five bucks. Nevermind.

    Grand review Brad. You know just how to suck all the innocence out of my childhood heroes.
  • SpeedyEric
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    I've been wonderin' this past week if you were gonna review this one any time soon. =)

    1:48- It's like Buck "The F#ck" Adams is going in the Crazy Fat Ethal/Death Nurse and Mortal Kombat film territory with the opening credits. Also, NC thought of the same conclusion with the title card on "Mortal Kombat: Annihilation."

    2:02- I love your cat's reaction on this part. It's like it's thinking, "Uh oh, Brad's watching another $h!ty movie."

    Awesome "Back to the Future" joke. :cool:

    3:22- But there's a difference: Star Wars is awesome, but Twilight wishes it was Star Wars.

    I hated this b!tch already when she tried to act smart. You know, like KIm Kardashian.

    10:53- Actually, when you think about it, there IS a climax, ...a few of them. But, yes, this film undoubtingly sucks gumbas.
  • Minimoose
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    lol i dont know what it is, its like watching a really pissed off younger version of jack nicholson
  • Tsubasaga
    Wow i knew porno donĀ“t have stories but not having an ending? WTF :eyebrow: :eyebrow:
  • pap64
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    What, all of these SMB 2 references, and no joke about King Wart and a possible relation to STDs? o_O

    Regardless, great review, Brad! =D
  • WiiStation360
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    I think he made a "King Genital Warts" joke in the review of the 1 movie. Not 100% sure though.
  • August M.  - Pissed off, young Jack Nicholson.
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    @Minimoose

    Glad more people think so too.
  • Mattr75
    I'm glad there wasn't a third one of those pieces of crap.
  • whatever42
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    Don't say that Mattr75. If you say that, someone, somewhere will find a third one, and them the Snob will be forced to review that one too. Then, we will all know it exists, and will be even sadder at that fact then we are with the existence of this one...

    Or not. It could go either way. XD

    Seriously though, this is possibly the laziest movie I've seen you review Brad. Just describing how the entire situation was resolved?! That's just despicably lazy. :notfunny:

    I don't think I've seen another movie that lazy, and I hope for all our sakes that we don't see one.
  • GoldenSolitude04
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    Damn you rule 34. Why must you curse us with this sad excuse of a porn parody. Worse of all the Twilight porn parodies are better than these two movies put together.

    Granted Edward and Bella fucking on camera still wouldn't save Twilight,but it would be a bit more bearable.

    Oh and thanks for sitting through this mess,Brad.
  • Fracassi
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    This is depraved. This is the equivalent of the guy from Fright Night going into porn, or the girl from Family Matters, or the kid from The Toy.
  • Bailoroc
    I remember a few years back that Something Awful made a post on their website lamenting that they couldn't find any copies of "Super Hornio Brothers" and begged their readers that if they found a copy, bring it to them as proof that it actually existed. They described it as something that belonged to gamers everywhere or something to that effect.

    Boy would they have been disappointed by the awful truth...
  • Tortle
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    I wanna see Enema Snob now...

    I loved the ending. Er, of the video, not the movie. Great Mario 2 reference.
  • Shinigami
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    Wait what? Brad sleeps glasses on?
  • Pyarox
    love how pissed off Brad sounds once again xD
  • Ctu
    With all these bad porn spoofs made, I start to wonder if there was any good ones.

    Great vid. Tho I forgot that this one was coming :P
  • Drake666
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    I never saw it completely, but I heard Pirates is good (for a porno spoof).
  • Gammelmann  - But..
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    How are the sex scenes? :drunk:
  • Drake666
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    I've go the feeling they're goddamn awful !
  • jalford
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    [img]http:// www.halolz.com/wp- content/uploads/2009/07/ halolz-dot-com- supermariobros- luigiandpeach- meanwhileinanothercastle. gif[/img]
  • Round Cat  - what did you expect?
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    Did you really expect a porno this bad to give you a "climax"
    :snicker:
  • Ferrus_Foot7
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    Sitting though this must have been painful Brad. The whole series itself just seems like a joke. Sure, it's a porno spoof, and essentially the cheapest production beyond a home camera and basic editing techniques, but still, who would pay to watch this?

    Well, Rule 34 may be a "rule of the internet" but in my opinion, it applies to life in general, the internet just make it easier to distribute :notfunny: =_= .
  • Drakonos
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    i wonder if miyamoto saw these.
  • mrskippy
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    What the fuck...no end fight? Really? -_- You're going to sit there and tell me that your video game spoof didn't have a reference to the most important segment in any fucking video game?
  • Cowen
    I don't think we've missed much, the 'climax' would've probably been poor, seeing the used production budget.
  • Uselessboy
    I love the cat that's walking around in the background of the clips. ^_^
    does it have a name?
    I always loved Mario II.... now, I'm not sure anymore though... Then again, I might enjoy Mario Brothers II even better because I know it's NOT this movie
  • knoxklay11  - awesome review, snob
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    the guy with the long black hair and the sunglasses that sounds like Ren.... he looks like eric idle :O bad trip, man.
  • WiiStation360
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    I can't picture anyone getting aroused by this. Great job CS
  • GoldenSolitude04
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    http://www.buzzfeed.com/ lydiah/call-...whorefare- 18d7

    Speaking of videogame porn parodies.... NSFW

    Hentai is a whole lot better than this...
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