Super Hornio Brothers

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  • Destinyhero20
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    Wow I didn't know someone make a movie like this o_O
  • ladydiskette
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    lol...wow...I always heard the jokes but I never thought I would actually live to see a real-life porn movie based on "Super Mario Brothers".
  • axlryder
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    ahhh porn, the only genre of film that can bastardize the hell out of its source material regardless of content, even if it's other porn.
  • PLA
    Never underestimate the ability of a bad enough film crew to bastardize the source material in any genre.
  • PunkWhatNow
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    Why the hell they have to do this to our CHILDHOODS!?
  • whatever42
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    They did it because they thought that someone, somewhere out there would want to see Mario Bros. porn, and the worst part is, there surely IS someone who would want to see that. T_T

    Funny review Brad. All your Mario sound effects and references would have made the movie 100 times better. Too bad 100 times 0 is still 0.

    Really though, they even messed up the names that bad. How could you not even know Mario wears red? You would have to live outside human contact for years to make that mistake. Of course, I don't know why I expect anything out of a porno.
  • ChibiMage
    And I thought I had issues.
  • Roker
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    This may be the greatest use of sound effects ever.
  • Deimos1984rd
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    [color=green]My childhood has been beaten to a pulp... T_T

    The joke you made on that vid were hilarious.[/color]
  • Eyeshot
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    As if those shitty Zelda CDi games weren't bad enough!
  • Akstar  - Reveiw of sequel??
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    Not that I want to know about it, but it looks like the kind of movie whose sequel others might ask about it..this unholy version of the grail...*shudders*...I can't help but replay a few times of your brilliant insertion of sounds (oh jeez that came off bad). :scared:
  • DrewMaster578
    Super Mario porn? Did they do Contra porn and Zelda porn as well? probably
  • BenjaminBupkus
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    If I recall correctly, someone MIGHT have filmed a Castlevania porn... Or was it the planned animated movie that promised a hentai scene? Either way, video game franchises are constantly ruined by their film counterparts.
  • Deadpool85
    Oh man those jokes were just perfect. =D
  • Chris P Bacon
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    You found a VHS of this and it didn't have a working soundtrack? It's like finding the evil Grail that kills you, but even then it's missing all the shiny gems off the side.
  • Squishy69
    YOU INSULTED PAPER MARIO HOW DARE YOU!!! THE FIRST ONE WAS BRILLIANT; IT'S THE OTHER TWO THAT WERE ANNOYING!!!!!
    Still though, a Super Mario porno would have been brilliantly bad but this one was simply horrendous. And of course you make excellent use of sound effects. Hmm, maybe I should make NO NO NO LOSE THAT THOUGHT!!!
    Awesome review =)
  • KMMouse
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    I can't help but feel that the movie is more responsible for the porn than the game - that logo, for a start, brings up bad memories.

    Either way, this is traumatising. XD Do not envy you, guy.
  • thecinemasnob
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    [color=red]Make sure both of your speakers are on for this vid. My copy of the movie was in shit mono sound. Equalized the sound of the movie clips as much as I could. =)[/color]
  • Texaswerewolf
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    Dear lord! I saw this back in the day! Even by porn standards it was bad. Never saw the sequal but i'm sure it was more of the same. I do know that there was a tomb raider porn but it too is very hard to find.
  • mumbls  - Game Over
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    Awww, no "Game Over" Music to end the video? You disappoint me, Brad. -_-
  • Sci
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    wow, still have the crystal pepsi huh?

    Had to see it to believe it, but there really was a vid of this huh? (I guess if they made an ET one, I really shouldn't be suprised)
  • Paper_Banjokami
    Did you just dare insult the Paper Mario name? How dare you?! I love those games man, come on.

    And Peach's vagina should have explosive queefs.
  • DBZGoodDBGTBad
    This porn has damaged my psyche. I love the Mario series, but why did they need to do this? WHY?
  • Archaix the Ghast
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    Brad should've directed this, the premature ejaculation joke was genius, dude.
  • Shinigami
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    This is one porn movie that I didn't dare to even think existing. Then again "if it exists, there is porn about"-rule did apply even before internet.
  • Gregdawg
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    A Mario Porno...wow. What's next, a Zelda one?
    ...
    Wait I didn't mean it! =O
  • ThomasMink
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    Hah! I used to love Crystal Pepsi when I was younger. Was disappointed slightly when I stopped seeing it around. Oh well, I can hope for a return......
  • pap64
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    I saw this on your site, Snob, and thought it was hilarious despite being a porno spoof of one of my all time favorite Nintendo franchises. It's really funny how you understood spoof humor better that the creators of this porno.

    And frankly, I've never been a fan of the Paper Mario series either :pout: .
  • angel85
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    don't forget, 1993 was when the Sonic the Hedgehog cartoon aired on saturday mornings!
  • NintendoFanboy
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    This Mario movie has about as much to do with Mario as Spirits Within had to do with Final Fantasy!

    Actually, I'm surprised there's no Mega Man porno. Hard Man, Wood Man, etc.

    ...ewwwww...
  • Jael
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    Buck Adams, the porn industry's awsner to M. Night Shyamalan.
  • pap64
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    Except Buck Adams TRIES to be funny. M.Night manages to be funny without even trying XD .
  • Sonocle Ujedex
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    So when the clerk girl talked about her petty sins to a slightly annoyed Mel Gibson in Signs because she was afraid by the aliens while some customers were waiting for a long time, it was accidental ?

    Or when the janitor of Lady in The water acted like a little child to convince a old chinese woman to tell him a folkloric story, it was accidentally funny too ?

    Or when the retarded guy played by Adrian Brody failed at hide and seek with the blind heroine in The Village, it was unwanted humor too ?

    You mean like when the wife of Mark Wahlberg in The Happening confess to him she ate a tiramisu with some workmate with a dramatic attitude like she had cheated on him and later in the movie Whalberg mocked her and tried to relieve her stress ?

    I don't think so. You can critisize lots of thing about M.Night, but that "accidental humor" thing is a bad myth. This guy is not that serious in his movies. Heck, he even co-writed Stuart Little. Who said he was all about thriller and 100% pure drama ?
  • pap64
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    It was just a joke. I know that M.Night focuses on drama and thrillers, just that at times he does make some unintentionally funny scenes. Sorry if my joke offended you.
  • Sonocle Ujedex  - re:
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    Don't worry, i absolutely didn't take your remark personnaly. It wasn't about offense or anything, it was just a confrontation between opinions and facts. I'm sorry if i gave you the impression that i was very upset. We're just talking about movies, after all. =)

    However, i still don't understand why there is so much people talking about accidental humor, and this indeed make me very perplex. I watched this sequences countless time, and it still looks like genuinely humorous. It's hard to put jokes on drama and thriller but not impossible, and the rythm and screenplay show me intentional humour. :eyebrow:

    Ah well, i'm talking about M.Night in a Super Hornio Bros comments page...unintentionaly funny circumpstances XD
  • RestamSalucard
    What did Princess Toadstool just say?
    "Thanks guys, that Sand was the piss"?
  • FunkyM
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    Glorious vid there, CS.

    Any movie classy enough to star "Big" Ron Jeremy is a movie worth my time!

    Give it some time, and he'll do the second one too!
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