Curse of the Cannibal Confederates

(100 votes, average 4.93 out of 5)

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  • LukeM
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    Excellent as always.

    P.S. You actually made me want to see "Death Bed". Oh dear...
  • MonsieurBenjamin
    So that's how some people can be "first"... Just with that link on the home page !
    Bref, I just want to say that I loe your english accent in your voice. It's like sex, but in my ear. Ca fait vraiment dinstingué, pas comme mon commentaire...
  • Metroid51  - an idea
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    who else thinks that cinema snob and phelous should do a review together? like NC and linkara did with superman
  • Nephilim
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    umm no. Phelous' character is annoying. CS is a suave motherfucker. "GODDAMN You're Suave...."

    damn Blue Velvet flashbacks...

    besides. They already did on Troll 3
  • Nyar
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    I really dont understand what people see on Phelous. He certainly have lot of fans since all the thumbs down to your message confirm. But I find his character so annoying and he does not have enough knowledge of horror film theory. He acts as if there was one big rule for everything and do not realise the subjective sets that can be used into different subgenres of horror.
    As I see it he is a failure as a critic and what is worst... He is not funny.
  • evad
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    hmmm, at least its better then terminator 2...
  • Apathetic One
    [b]Can anyone say, 'Dead Snow'? [/b]
  • Nephilim
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    yup. Pointed that out on his site as well.
  • Lemunde
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    What's with the Airforce stripes?
  • VengefulRonin
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    This can't have been made in the 80s.
  • franklyimaperson  - good to see you back after your absance due to
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    marrage

    i hope it lasts a very long time

    but by god if it makes you less funny there is going to be HELL TO PAY!

    *watches video * ok good it is still funny
  • Kurvos
    ... why do you show your foot in the review? Seriously, I don't get it. I know it's a minor nitpicking thing, but... what's the point? You can't afford socks or something...?
  • Radelta
    yeah seriously i thought i was the only one who noticed. he really should be more sensetive to people like me without feet
  • LowBrassDude
    Am I the only one who feels like this film was the spiritual successor to Manos?
  • javelin
    Why is the Toxic Avenger series considered a cult classic. I couldn't even make it through two of them.


    This film was done in the '70s. The coloring is the same as People Under the Stairs.
  • lestat2150
    Glad you kept the opening theme music brad. Its hilarious lol!
  • Leonca
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    Haha, looks like a really boring zombie movie! :lol:
    Tony Starke? :0 Weird. I do like seeing strange names in movie credits. Wonder if Bump Roberts is a real name.
  • LordNifty  - Toxic Avenger series
    I was wondering if and when you were thinking of covering the Toxic Avenger series. I remember liking Toxic Avenger 2, and I was wondering about your take on the Toxic Crusaders.
  • Oatmeal
    The catering of Temple of Doom is epic. God bless you, Brad.
  • LordNifty  - Dantini
    Apparently, this refers to a type of demon from the Croc video game series, but in this case, probably refers simply to an Italian surname. That's all I can get.
  • Deimos1984rd
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    My god, where do you get such obscure movies? :lol:
  • Lakiver
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    Thank you for watching this crap for us. It'll be useful for posterity, I'm sure.

    And I cracked up at the Kirk Cameron jab. :evil:
  • nyarlathotepsama  - re:
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    Of course it is a Troma release! *grins* I mean there is nothing wrong with Troma... well nothing wrong [i]all[/i] the time that is. Just it is like a nice seal of quality when you see the Troma name. *quickly decides to throw a sheet over his collection of Troma DVDs* I mean who would collect such a thing right? :confused:
  • Classy Snake
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    Big Bad Brad Jones is at it again. Good review.
  • yourworstnightmare
    Wow, this seems as bad as that Norwegian shit fest with Nazi Zombies called Dead Snow.
  • Bonkers
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    I want to say less about the review itself -was funny- but want to congratulate to the marriage.

    I wish for you and your wife just the best of everything as Sinatra would say it and a bright and happy future. Good luck pal.
  • Mr.Stillman
    I could be wrong, but I think the bare foot was put in as he says "men are pigs" to go along with something in the movie. I don't know, lol, I was too busy laughing my ass off.
  • Ravenpuff
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    Ever tried watching Dødt Snø? ( = Dead Snow )
    It's a movie from Norway but quite cult and funny for a zombie movie with zombie nazis killing people to get their stolen gold back.
  • ninjatyler42
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    ah zombies, good times, good times. :P
  • ryan2142  - Wow
    That was a REALLY good review. You were a lot funnier than usual I thought. I really liked it a lot. Thank you very much Brad!!
  • Rigs83  - Mimi Ishikawa
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    I got curious and googled Mimi Ishikawa. Apparently she lives in San Fransisco and or was a grip in the 90's on films like "the Siege". Then I did an image search and forgot to put safesearch back on and found lots of Japanese porn. Ten minutes later I came back to finish watching this episode.
  • MartianMan
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    It's good to see the Big Brad Wolf back in action. :)
  • killa215
    this is the plot to the polish movie with the nazis :pinch:
  • BTB
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    This is a Troma film? That explains... well, pretty much everything. Troma is pretty much synonymous with crap cinema, and I'm honestly surprised that it doesn't get mentioned a lot more on this show.

    That being said, this is probably one of the best episodes I've seen. The riffing was dead-on, the obscure references were solid, and it flows very well.
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