Bruce Lee in New Guinea

(32 votes, average 4.97 out of 5)
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  • Mikey_McMuffin
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    Excellent review as usual Brad, Glad to see the return of Kung Tai Ted. ^.^
  • WhoMyBabyDaddy  - Your Kung Fu Is No GEWD!!!
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    No one can defeat Kung Tai Ted's Kung FU!!!

    He trained countless years in the land of mystic sages also known as Brad Jones's backyard mastering the secret art of GUN FU!

    Any man lazy or dumb enough to lay on the ground in a aggressive manner like that deserves what he gets!

    Because Kung Tai Ted doesn't fuck around!
  • ladydiskette
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    Yay! Welcome back Kung Tai Ted! :D


    And don't worry, we will look the other way as you pee on that guy. For a price ;) lol
  • BooRat  - Comment: Yay, Kung-Tai-Ted is back! This actually
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    Yay, Kung-Tai-Ted is back!
    This actually looks like the kind of old bad Bruce Lee ripping off Martial Arts movie I'd love!
    I still want an in-dept review of Master of the Flying Gheatene!

    You must complete desecrate your enemies remains or they might come back to life! (I say as I urinate out the fire from the burning dismembered corpse!)
  • Guild Navigator
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    You seriously have to wonder what Brad's neighbor's think of all the outlandish happenings in that backyard. Deadly kung fu fights, bizarre colonostopic experiments,even possible instances of cannibalism. And nobody has notify the FBI,the CDC or at least Animal Control?
  • illpropaganda
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    Person in the window watching the pissing, was a nice touch!

    This was great!
  • KINDLE  - You wanna fight? I'll take you on Jeet Kune Do!
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    These Films always pissed me off. Not only is it a disgrace to cash in on a Dead man's name, but they actually try & show all the resemblances of Bruce.
    ---ACCEPT THE FIGHTING ITSELF---

    Bruce taught that fighting should have no systematic styles or conditioning. You'd often see Bruce do a guy in 1 or 2 moves, or a Massive Kick, etc.

    Yet all the films I've ever seen with Bruce Li (or who ever)in end up just dancing & dancing & dancing until I'm either Bored stiff, or convinced that the people who made the film never studied Bruce’s notes.

    That "Dragon" film was the worst. The story is adjusted for film, the history is wrong, & the fighting is awfully unlike Bruce. Getting hit in the back & all that shit.

    I think there was one film that did do an ok job, but it's very poor quality & there's parts missing. Maybe they ran outa money.

    I Dread there being a Film now of Bruce Lee though. Oh my God that would be awful. It would be all effects, 20 Edits per punch, EPIC music, EPIC Fight Scenes with no real substance, EPIC this, EPIC that..
    No real colour, checklist of camera angles & Edit techniques. Maybe it would be in 3d pointlessly.
    It would be PG-13 so to sell lots, even though every BL has been 18 (R). Oh it would be just awful. Like the A-Team was last night when I watched it. CGI - This is not real. Talking 'cool'. CGI Computer game sequences.. Oh more complex exposition.
    Films now are the worst kind of trite imaginable. Rant over!
  • Zoltan
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    Kung Tai Ted is back for the holidays !!!
  • Shinigami
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    Its good to see Kung Tai Ted again.
  • Lord Igos263  - KUNG TAI TED..................WHERE WERE U ALL THI
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    I am happy to see a new ep of Bard's Kung Tai Ted but................oh that's great..............WE ALL MISSED TED'S 2ND BATTLE WITH THAT FRED GUY FROM THE LAST EP. DAMN OFF SCREEN KICKASS STUFF!!
  • Lord Igos263  - Ted's say something with his gun?!!
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    ...............OH THAT GUY WAS GONNA RETURN FROM THE DEAD FOR A 2ND TIME..............GOOD THING TED DIDN'T LOSE HIS ABILITY TO SENSE THE DANGERS THAT LURK NEARBY!
  • zeogeox  - RAPE SON!!!
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    Man That some guy is in buddhist fist! He's the guy with the hunch back!!!!!
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