The Ass Bleeder

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  • SiminsFens
    "i got a wedgie the size of Mount Olympus in my butt" ... what
  • rayhs1984
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    So many injuries, how is this still a thing?
  • ladydiskette
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    That ride would be slapped with so many lawsuits.
  • TheRealLurker  - Blue Moon
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    Wow, this is my first time seeing these Ass bleeder videos. Funny, but I hope they'll be ok.
  • BellaWinx
    I've watched the video a thousand times, and never get sick of it: I just smile through the whole damn thing. So much fun!
  • DarkValkyrie
    Oddly enough I want to try this one day.
  • Elphaba645
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    Where is this ride?
  • Overlookers
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    ^ The new Devil Ray slides at Knight's Action Park in Brad's hometown of Springfield,IL
  • smjaiteh
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    You guys have the strange ability to make a video of you guys enjoying yourselves fun for everyone.
  • dragon_tamer222  - I don't get...
    I don't get how the heck this ride works...is the wall inside of the slide? Is it sort of like a light plastic that hangs down, or is it something on the bottom that sticks up? I don't quite understand how a ride like that works o.o' nor do I want to experience it for myself XD
  • CyborgPrince
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    You know a water slide is intense when it causes its riders to bruise and bleed. I hope you guys crossed your legs before you hit the bottom so it didn't feel like a punch to the balls. I didn't cross my legs when I went down a quick water slide once and I had to walk like an orangutan for a little while after that.

    I'd like to go down that water slide, just to see what it would be like, but at the same time, I don't. Is it really called the Ass Bleeder, or did you just make that up? It just doesn't sound like something that would be used in a public water park. I think some parents would complain. Hot sauce like the Ass Reaper I can understand, however.
  • L2
    Hmmm, you think their pain tolerance would be a little bit higher.
    Then again, this came from a freak'n water slide. Something that is suppose to be enjoyed leisurely and done so without harm. So I empathize with them as well.

    All in all, glad they had fun.
  • Guild Navigator
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    Pool slide parks aren't what they used to be. Wet N' Wild in Orlando used to be a blast in the 80s and 90s but now is just like any other similar park.
  • Hush
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    Look very...uhm... painful.
    The song reminds me of Beverly hills ninja
  • shoggoth8852
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    I haven't been to a public pool or water park in years...I have to fucking do this. Where is this water park?
  • ladydiskette
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    I don't know, I don't think I would want to on a ride that prides itself by calling it "The Ass Bleeder".

    It would be like going on a ride that calls itself the "Vag Cutter". Not a very good name to drawn in potential customers. I mean don't get me wrong I am sure its a safely operated ride, just, where do they come up with names for this stuff?
  • angel85
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    I kinda wanna go again/ WHY AM I DOING THIS AGAIN!? Best, jump cut, ever.
  • reichmarshall
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    "Why am I doing this AGAIN?" You guys are great.
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