I love when you talk turkey, brad.
Snob Riffs - Let's Talk Turkey
Written by Brad Jones Thursday, 22 November 2012 20:26
Don't forget to check out The Cinema Snob's website here!
|
Doug's Official Facebook Page | Purchase Premium Membership Now! Only available till the end of April! |
Comments (25)
-
11.22.2012 - 21:53 | zeo1fan
-
11.23.2012 - 23:06 | LikaLaruku
Best "first" ever.
-
11.22.2012 - 22:06 | iDEMANDWeekendAtBernies3
Brilliant as always!
-
11.22.2012 - 23:06 | lamecasuelas
i like turkey
-
11.22.2012 - 23:12 | WackdOh, oh yes, talk turkey to me...
-
11.23.2012 - 22:49 | ShunJ89Yea you like that huh. I'm going to cut up a turkey and give you the moistest gravy cover piece of turkey you ever had.
-
11.22.2012 - 23:13 | ChickNTheBox
*Is watching this while eating left over turkey.* This is great!
Oh, the video too. Heh. XD
-
11.22.2012 - 23:34 | qazox
I almost chocked on my 1st leftover turkey sandwich watching this, 'cause it's so damn funny.
-
11.22.2012 - 23:38 | DanacebGreat video haha, also I have one serious comment.
Even in the 1950s they knew that breast side down was the only way to cook a turkey. A large majority of Muricans are so dumb, they even forgot how to cook a turkey properly over the last 60 years.
-
11.23.2012 - 06:51 | Mousy Voice
You're getting hungry watching this? I haven't even eaten breakfast yet and I'm starving.
-
11.23.2012 - 23:05 | LikaLarukuFor the love of gawd, don't watch this on a full stomach.
-
11.23.2012 - 10:22 | 12th
Dear god, the next (first) time I'm fisting a turkey (or a leatherboy) I'm so going to be hearing Brad's voice in my head.
Or in my ear, if it actually ends up being Brad.
(call me)
-
11.23.2012 - 11:28 | Dakota The Mad
"Or Mr. Pibb if you're a communist"? Hey! Mr. Pibb is great!
-
11.23.2012 - 12:10 | motormind
Jive Turkey?
-
11.23.2012 - 17:07 | LeGeekSoChic
I hope you do more riffs like these.
-
11.23.2012 - 17:27 | ladydiskette
*watches this while eating a leftover turkey leg* :)
-
11.23.2012 - 23:07 | LikaLarukuMan, I wish I had some nice crispy turkey skin to chew on, but we had ham this year. Apparently I'm the only person in the entire family who can digest turkey.
But seriously, 365 days of turkey? Didn't anyone tell the people who made this that too much of a good thing is a bad thing?
I like your riffs. They remind me of when "Something Weird" was still cool & didn't just show the same stuff over & over again.
-
11.24.2012 - 20:52 | Hinatachan360
Wow, this is a little piece of history here. That turkey farm in Beltsville, MD still exists! Anyway, this riff made me laugh so much I nearly spit out my cranberry juice! Great job, Brad!
-
11.24.2012 - 23:59 | fanime1
Did anyone else notice she used her middle finger on 11:16, and yet used her index finger before? Anyway, this was hilarious. I love your riffs. Do more! I also got hungry while watching this. But it's almost 10 PM and I already brushed my teeth. :(
-
11.25.2012 - 12:35 | Hapsetshut
Bitch you are so married
-
11.26.2012 - 20:07 | CyborgPrince
Actually Brad and Jillian are separated now.
-
11.28.2012 - 13:16 | Hapsetshut.......no i do not believe and therefore it is not true
-
11.26.2012 - 20:14 | CyborgPrinceI'm Canadian, so I had Thanksgiving near the beginning of October. I think I heard the narrator actually mention October, so that works.
Mom usually gets a turkey and ham for each major holiday: Thanksgiving, Christmas, and Easter, since family comes to visit. However, she always gets irritated by how much there is to cook, though she's now vowed to cook everything before the holiday arrives so that she's not stuck in the kitchen all day.
Ah, the 50s. Back when service announcements were about washing your hands and behaving politely, because drugs and crime didn't exist in white, suburban America.
-
11.29.2012 - 13:01 | Mizerables
I did enjoy this but I do have one minor nitpick. You packed it so full of jokes that quite honestly there were too many and the ridiculousness of the short itself was kinda lost. Trimming out some of the dead wood or maybe taking a page out of MST3K's book and only making a snide comment every other line would've firmed it up a bit. In particular the running joke about the housewife taking forever to cook the turkey, probably just the husband's dialogue would've worked fine there, didn't need to hear her.
Just an opinion from a viewer, take it as you will.
-
12.19.2012 - 22:44 | Yohko86
Aw man, I meant to watch this a looong time ago, eating a full plate of yummy food and everything (or watch it the day after Thanksgiving at the latest). Aw well, better late than never! I enjoyed the humor, smiled throughout the whole thing and strangely enough, I sorta want to cook some of those things at the next Thanksgiving :P
I hope you actually ended up having a great Thanksgiving, eating a REAL meal, Brad and please do more riffs. You're getting better and better at them!
Only registered users can write comments!
Powered by Compojoom comment 4.2
