Brad's Current Movie Reviews - Twilight: Breaking Dawn Part 2
Written by Brad Jones Friday, 23 November 2012 15:18
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11.23.2012 - 16:41 | Nyar
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11.23.2012 - 17:08 | DMasterUnsure about [i]liking[/i] it, but the unironic fangirl thing is a persona that's been carried out through the other vlog reviews of the series.
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11.23.2012 - 18:00 | BloodrealmWell, considering the silly voice she's putting on, and the fact that we know Jillian isn't a total moron...
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11.23.2012 - 18:36 | Derpy Hoovesim really hoping its the latter
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11.27.2012 - 00:35 | snoofulusIt's not a matter of hope, Derpy... just a matter of time.
Wait, what
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11.27.2012 - 00:32 | snoofulusOoookay, how could *anyone* listen to her voice, and the way she says all of that, and actually think she's being serious? Come on... man...
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11.23.2012 - 17:51 | GryffinDarkBreedOh god I have never wanted to punch a woman more in my life. Perhaps it's just a character, but... my sweet christ, I can't take it. How he doesn't just bury his knuckles in her cheekbones... Respect, man.
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11.27.2012 - 00:35 | snoofulusYea, so how about you keep your virtual aggressions in check and get a humor transplant? I had no idea who "Jillian" is, and I could tell from 5 seconds that she was goofing around (and the guy was in on it).
But I guess that's what happenes to a brain when you take your Twilight Hate too seriously - it just... stops working.
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11.27.2012 - 00:44 | snoofulusBy the way, for what it matters, I actually found the dude's act a bit annoying - the idea of having these two "foils" was as obvious as awesome, but I felt he overdid the "angry snark hater, real vampires" angle a bit.
But that's just my taste, I'm not trying to diss anyone here (except you). :)
Jillian was totally hilarious, however :D
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11.23.2012 - 18:11 | ColeYote
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11.23.2012 - 18:13 | Filby
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11.23.2012 - 18:38 | Derpy HoovesOMG vacant stare bitch XD best description ever
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11.23.2012 - 19:16 | Derpy Hooves*spoilers (i guess)* just finish and thank god that jillian's part was just a joke. i had suspected it was all along but i just couldn't be sure. all i can say is DAMN GIRL you do a great vapid teenage twilight fan impression!
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11.27.2012 - 00:57 | snoofulus*Turk surprise*
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11.23.2012 - 19:43 | KirkeyressaJulian needs an Oscar for her performance.
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11.24.2012 - 05:02 | mister sloth
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This is the classic argument when it comes to Twilight. Both sides make their cases till they're blue in the face, both make good points and both make really dumb ones. Both come off as idiots and neither wins.
Fun to watch, really enjoyed it cause I've been on both of those sides. Great job Julian and Jake.
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11.27.2012 - 00:57 | snoofulusI haven't :DDDD
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11.23.2012 - 20:42 | BlueRoseEmbers
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11.23.2012 - 21:01 | JoeDawson15This appeared on YT and it's amazing, i could watch this all DAY. Go team Snob.
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11.23.2012 - 22:11 | Axel Osbourne
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11.23.2012 - 22:23 | lamecasuelas
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11.23.2012 - 22:44 | kharneth
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11.23.2012 - 23:15 | masterwriter42
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Jake showed what this pile of shit can do to a normal person. Jillian was great acting like per-teen it was funny. But; mostly happy this phase of this bullshit is over with. until the unholy spawn that this franchise will create rise from the pool of crap and toxic waste. So the movies are gone but not it moves to TV. I hope the walking dead eat the twilight show up.
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11.24.2012 - 01:13 | Will Wizard
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11.24.2012 - 01:20 | YoungbountygirlI watch Twilight because it is crap! If Stephanie purposely made Twilight to be about bad characters in a bad story that would piss people off, she's a genius lolz.
Though seriously, I loved this review. Jake and Jillian really did a great job at this. I especially love the end when it's revealed that it's basically them acting. I mean it's so obvious. I wouldn't be surprised if they all just laughed during the entire movie.
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11.24.2012 - 01:25 | Gigakoops
It's sad to know that there are girls like Jillian was playing as out there in the world.
The only girl I ever dated was like this. I honestly can't figure out why I ever wanted to date her in the first place. Maybe it was because I felt sorry for her that she didn't already have a date.
Anyway, she decided to take me out to see the first Twilight movie. While I saw a putrid pile of anus scum shoved in my face, she saw pure beauty in emotionless teenagers who sparkle in the sunlight. I saw really horrid acting and special effects I can do better than, and she somehow saw the greatest love story of all time.
I broke up with her that night. If this is what she thought was a night out, then I had no choice but to save myself. She's of coarse moved on to bigger and better things, and so have I, but the point is that there are people like this, and they are every bit as annoying as Jillian tried to be.
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11.27.2012 - 01:56 | snoofulus"she saw pure beauty in emotionless teenagers who sparkle in the sunlight"
I don't like Twilight (except in an ironic way), but there's generally nothing wrong with enjoying "emotionless" characters in your escapist entertainment - either you can project yourself onto them, or it's cool seeing someone stay stoic and apathetic/contemplative in a given situation, or the actors just have some sort of charisma that makes their "emotionlessness" appealing.
For example, everyone's stoic in Matrix Reloaaded, and I kinda like that (although that movie, for all its shortcomings, obviously can't be compared to such a shameless, cheesy wish fulfilmment porn like Twilight).
You broke up over movie tastes, which I guess is kind of a legitimate reason, but I dunno. If anything, I'd worry about the fantasies played out in the movie, and how they relate to real life and whether she'd realized all that while.. taking you out on a date.
But whatever, not my problem :D
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11.24.2012 - 03:17 | Tal
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11.24.2012 - 03:51 | YouAskedForItA+ review.
I'd wish that Brad does pop reviews more often, if not just occasionally, rather than rarely.
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11.24.2012 - 04:14 | ChickNTheBox
Jillian plays the most convincingly annoying Twitard ever outside of being an actual Twitard. XD Bravo, some one give the woman an Oscar. Also bravo to Jake for potraying how the other half feels and for not killing Jillian. When the light in the car went out the second time I was half expecting when it came back on for Jake to be either be gone or holding a gun/knife.
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11.24.2012 - 09:43 | Waverider01
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11.24.2012 - 11:20 | icedrake402Brilliant stuff. I have no idea how either of them kept a straight face for as long as they did.
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11.24.2012 - 11:57 | Eddie The LightbringerReturn of Jillian the Twilight Fangirl! For those of you unfamiliar with this, she's playing a part. The last time she did this, she shot Brad in the face for being a dick and interrupting her gushing. That said, this is obviously a part she's playing.
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11.24.2012 - 12:45 | MosherThe Video was hilarious, though I have to admit that as bad as the film was the ending will end up being a guilty pleasure. Oh and Bella's hunting scene had me rofl. I just couldn't hate this one like I did the other ones I saw.
It's like a Nick Cage flick aimed at teenage girls.
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11.24.2012 - 13:18 | Extreme-Madness