Brad's Current Movie Reviews - Twilight: Breaking Dawn Part 2

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  • Nyar
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    Does Jillian really likes Twilight or it's just a character she is playing?
  • DMaster
    Unsure about [i]liking[/i] it, but the unironic fangirl thing is a persona that's been carried out through the other vlog reviews of the series.
  • Bloodrealm
    Well, considering the silly voice she's putting on, and the fact that we know Jillian isn't a total moron...
  • Derpy Hooves
    im really hoping its the latter
  • snoofulus
    It's not a matter of hope, Derpy... just a matter of time.
    Wait, what
  • snoofulus
    Ooookay, how could *anyone* listen to her voice, and the way she says all of that, and actually think she's being serious? Come on... man...
  • GryffinDarkBreed
    Oh god I have never wanted to punch a woman more in my life. Perhaps it's just a character, but... my sweet christ, I can't take it. How he doesn't just bury his knuckles in her cheekbones... Respect, man.
  • snoofulus
    Yea, so how about you keep your virtual aggressions in check and get a humor transplant? I had no idea who "Jillian" is, and I could tell from 5 seconds that she was goofing around (and the guy was in on it).

    But I guess that's what happenes to a brain when you take your Twilight Hate too seriously - it just... stops working.
  • snoofulus
    By the way, for what it matters, I actually found the dude's act a bit annoying - the idea of having these two "foils" was as obvious as awesome, but I felt he overdid the "angry snark hater, real vampires" angle a bit.
    But that's just my taste, I'm not trying to diss anyone here (except you). :)

    Jillian was totally hilarious, however :D
  • ChiyoYaiden  - I'm thinking she is being ironic
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    but either way, this series sucked. It deserves the Jake treatment.
  • Sockpuppet  - Just in time
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    I'm pretty sure Jillian left before she started laughing.
  • Kam_new_LeBron  - Jake says it all
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    Jake basically explains my POV of Twilight as a whole books and movies. This so needed Jake to rip twilight a new ass. Good Job Jake
  • ColeYote
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    I... this must be intentionally farcical.
  • Filby
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    Watch the last 4 or 5 minutes.
  • Derpy Hooves
    OMG vacant stare bitch XD best description ever
  • Derpy Hooves
    *spoilers (i guess)* just finish and thank god that jillian's part was just a joke. i had suspected it was all along but i just couldn't be sure. all i can say is DAMN GIRL you do a great vapid teenage twilight fan impression!
  • snoofulus
    *Turk surprise*
  • Kirkeyressa
    Julian needs an Oscar for her performance.
  • mister sloth
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    Indeed, she did a great job!
  • 80sGuy  - Tom
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    Tom Cruise has DONE NO WRONG!!
  • JannieJubilee  - See what you did there
    This is the classic argument when it comes to Twilight. Both sides make their cases till they're blue in the face, both make good points and both make really dumb ones. Both come off as idiots and neither wins.
    Fun to watch, really enjoyed it cause I've been on both of those sides. Great job Julian and Jake.
  • snoofulus
    I haven't :DDDD
  • BlueRoseEmbers
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    Breath woman, breath ( your way to good at the unironic fangirl)

    so much fast talk nearly fainted. lol

    I wonder how many super fans watch these reviews?
  • JoeDawson15
    This appeared on YT and it's amazing, i could watch this all DAY. Go team Snob.
  • Axel Osbourne
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    My God, I never thought they could top Jillian vs Jerid (from thew Change up review) but this was great. I actually felt a little afraid for Jillian's safety a couple of times here (ok, not really, but still) I'll say it again, the whole Twilight thing has been wroth it, if only for this review!
  • lamecasuelas
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    i've seen this video like 5 times since it came out on blip,and it still cracks me up!
  • HaleThee  - LOVE THIS MOVIE.......the ending great they all di
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    I love when they send Jake!!!! Watched it too, and yeah it sucked ass! I was kinda sad when I found out it was coming out after the summer. I was wanting to hear Jake midnight review on it so sorry you had to watch it but it there had to be a review with Jake input
  • kharneth
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    thank god this piece of crap "saga" is over and for voicing my thoughts jake. i only watched this last movie to see Michael Sheen ham and fruit it up to hell, and it was worth it just to see him not give a damn.
  • masterwriter42
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    Wow, she stayed in character for over half an hour. That's pretty impressive. Unless there was a script off screen, that's a lot of improv in a row from both of you. Props.
  • Darkmind  - Funny
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    Jake showed what this pile of shit can do to a normal person. Jillian was great acting like per-teen it was funny. But; mostly happy this phase of this bullshit is over with. until the unholy spawn that this franchise will create rise from the pool of crap and toxic waste. So the movies are gone but not it moves to TV. I hope the walking dead eat the twilight show up.
  • Will Wizard
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    Walking dead eating the Sparkle Vamps? Sounds like a winner. Also possible since the studio said the new TV series will have all new characters no one has met before.

    As for this review, oh Hells yeah that was awesome. Just the level of humor I needed after a hellish day. Gracias, Team Snob!
  • Youngbountygirl
    I watch Twilight because it is crap! If Stephanie purposely made Twilight to be about bad characters in a bad story that would piss people off, she's a genius lolz.

    Though seriously, I loved this review. Jake and Jillian really did a great job at this. I especially love the end when it's revealed that it's basically them acting. I mean it's so obvious. I wouldn't be surprised if they all just laughed during the entire movie.
  • Gigakoops
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    It's sad to know that there are girls like Jillian was playing as out there in the world.

    The only girl I ever dated was like this. I honestly can't figure out why I ever wanted to date her in the first place. Maybe it was because I felt sorry for her that she didn't already have a date.

    Anyway, she decided to take me out to see the first Twilight movie. While I saw a putrid pile of anus scum shoved in my face, she saw pure beauty in emotionless teenagers who sparkle in the sunlight. I saw really horrid acting and special effects I can do better than, and she somehow saw the greatest love story of all time.

    I broke up with her that night. If this is what she thought was a night out, then I had no choice but to save myself. She's of coarse moved on to bigger and better things, and so have I, but the point is that there are people like this, and they are every bit as annoying as Jillian tried to be.
  • snoofulus
    "she saw pure beauty in emotionless teenagers who sparkle in the sunlight"
    I don't like Twilight (except in an ironic way), but there's generally nothing wrong with enjoying "emotionless" characters in your escapist entertainment - either you can project yourself onto them, or it's cool seeing someone stay stoic and apathetic/contemplative in a given situation, or the actors just have some sort of charisma that makes their "emotionlessness" appealing.

    For example, everyone's stoic in Matrix Reloaaded, and I kinda like that (although that movie, for all its shortcomings, obviously can't be compared to such a shameless, cheesy wish fulfilmment porn like Twilight).


    You broke up over movie tastes, which I guess is kind of a legitimate reason, but I dunno. If anything, I'd worry about the fantasies played out in the movie, and how they relate to real life and whether she'd realized all that while.. taking you out on a date.

    But whatever, not my problem :D
  • Tal
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    That's the best acting associated with the Twilight series!
  • YouAskedForIt
    A+ review.
    I'd wish that Brad does pop reviews more often, if not just occasionally, rather than rarely.
  • ChickNTheBox
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    Jillian plays the most convincingly annoying Twitard ever outside of being an actual Twitard. XD Bravo, some one give the woman an Oscar. Also bravo to Jake for potraying how the other half feels and for not killing Jillian. When the light in the car went out the second time I was half expecting when it came back on for Jake to be either be gone or holding a gun/knife.
  • Waverider01
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    This is great. Jillian and Jake did an awesome job. Have a shot of ass reaper on me. :-)
  • icedrake402
    Brilliant stuff. I have no idea how either of them kept a straight face for as long as they did.
  • Eddie The Lightbringer
    Return of Jillian the Twilight Fangirl! For those of you unfamiliar with this, she's playing a part. The last time she did this, she shot Brad in the face for being a dick and interrupting her gushing. That said, this is obviously a part she's playing.
  • Mosher
    The Video was hilarious, though I have to admit that as bad as the film was the ending will end up being a guilty pleasure. Oh and Bella's hunting scene had me rofl. I just couldn't hate this one like I did the other ones I saw.

    It's like a Nick Cage flick aimed at teenage girls.
  • Extreme-Madness
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    This is great.Jillian as a Twilight fangirl and Jake in rage mode, it can not be funnier than this.
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