Guys Gone Wild: Spring Break Young & Hung
Written by Brad Jones Wednesday, 27 July 2011 20:36
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Comments (130)
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07.27.2011 - 21:51 | nerdcredred
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07.28.2011 - 00:40 | xApatheticOnex
This movie needs more 3-D piranhas eating people.
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07.28.2011 - 01:40 | Taufiq91
Oh definitely.
Piranha 3D is awesome for the fact that you get to see douchebags getiing eaten by piranhas.
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07.30.2011 - 17:37 | ladydiskette
Well, the only joy any woman would probably get out of it from my opinion, is that it would probably be something funny to watch at a bachlorette party. Or if you are having a girl's night in and wanted something funny to watch.
Basically the same reasons why we would watch "so bad its good" movies. To get a laugh out of it. Though to thier credit, some of the guys are hot though.
I kinda feel sorry for that "Jacob Black" look alike though, I honestly don't think he was drunk and really was just some stupid guy that didn't know what the hell was going on.
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07.27.2011 - 21:53 | AndrewDPCI'm gonna regret this aren't I?
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07.28.2011 - 04:25 | WhitestShadow
Yes you are! XD
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07.31.2011 - 09:26 | AndrewDeLong
Totally.
Also, that Andrew fellow, he does a discredit to the name. No class.
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07.27.2011 - 21:55 | invaderlysander
You're reviewing a gay porno...so naturally I've GOTTA watch this...this should be very amusing (and the porn extremely awful lol...but at least the guys aren't FUGGLY as hell)
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07.30.2011 - 17:43 | ladydisketteIts really funny how Brad added in the songs as a subtle gay in-joke. Considering even without the music, just watching these guys go overboard on the manliness and (I guess you would call it) "fraternal bond" just makes them look even more homoerotic. To the point that you think "Yeah, yeah they are compensating for something." its obvious.
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Is that really all it takes to get you to review something Brad? That someone mails it to you?
Oh my...
The internet knowing that fact may have opened the floodgates my friend.
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07.27.2011 - 22:04 | AndrewDPCGod damn my need for Cinema Snob videos... I couldn't just wait a while for him to post a review of something else... I had to see him review male sorta-porn.
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07.27.2011 - 22:09 | invaderlysanderlame, so this is straight oriented masturbation porn? ugh LAME
you haven't done ANYTHING wild, there is NOTHING wild about this video...you fucked on a plane...oooh, you daring :P this is just stupid (i was right, it is awful)
those superman tattoos are one of the douchiest things i've seen
i was wrong...its not awful...its PAINFUL!
i can't even see women getting off to this...sad
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07.29.2011 - 10:43 | Divide By Zero
There's porn that makes you feel dirty in a good way, and then there's porn that just makes you feel dirty.
This just kind of makes me feel sorry for the guys involved, douchebags though they may be.
LEGAL DISCLAIMER: No women got off in the making of this video.
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07.27.2011 - 22:09 | BigSteveAs awkward as that was, I found it easier to sit through than the Volley Ball scene in Top Gun.
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07.27.2011 - 22:13 | secretsheikBoring video, sounds like! I mean geez, I'm a straight gal and all, but this looks incredibly boring to watch. Push-ups? Boring. Idiotic conversation? Boring. Everything else? Yawn. I don't know, maybe I expect too much.
Oh well, good job, Brad. Boring stuff is always better when someone adds commentary.
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07.27.2011 - 22:17 | Fanofyou
this movie looks boring. REALLY boring.
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07.27.2011 - 22:26 | voxa.m.Are you sure you want to set the whole send-it-to-me-and-I-will- review-it precedent here? Bland as this video was, your viewers are more than capable of finding something to skeeve even you out. It's a challenge!
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07.27.2011 - 22:26 | August M.
Wow...just by judging this video, male gay porn is boring.
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07.27.2011 - 22:29 | RectilinearPropagation
Why would a male gay porn use a female camera-person?
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07.28.2011 - 00:25 | ZeroSDI dunno if it's necessarily gay porn, just porn-of-guys for women and gay guys alike.
Well, *poor* porn for women and gay guys alike, but the concept was there.
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07.28.2011 - 01:44 | mumbls
The answer to your question is that most straight guys won't do that for a man with a camera.
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07.27.2011 - 23:39 | Mucca
I could show you more interesting if you want.
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07.31.2011 - 17:10 | Mordack
That's not gay porn. It's straight porn made for women, by women. If we called this gay porn, then Playgirl is officially a gay porn magazine.
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07.27.2011 - 22:35 | RectilinearPropagationOK, who the Hell is this DVD supposed to be for? Who's the target audience?
Is the group of people who have a fetish for drunk dudes who can't string two words together large enough to justify this? Do a lot of people get off watching a guy fail to get erect? Is it erotic to watch someone struggle to masturbate?
This barely qualifies as porn. What is it called when something is supposed to be for "the purposes of sexual arousal and erotic satisfaction" but completely fails at that purpose?
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07.28.2011 - 08:38 | TheTannedOtaku
I think this was supposed to for females, similar to Girls Gone Wild being for males...
But I have to say, I'm a (straight) female and I am not the least turned on...
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07.28.2011 - 16:13 | mrskippy
It's called shitty porn.
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07.29.2011 - 19:56 | RectilinearPropagationThere needs to be a worse insult for this.
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07.27.2011 - 22:39 | DarkPhoenixMishima
It was after this review that Brad received boxes of gay porn to review. He's obligated to watch each and every one since it was mailed it.
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07.27.2011 - 22:41 | BRANDONtheGAMEfan
ugh is the snob gay....
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07.27.2011 - 23:00 | SistersOfTheKiltHe's married.
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07.28.2011 - 01:26 | Carrie
way to be oblivious and phobic all at the same time!
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07.27.2011 - 22:44 | Stonermanyou couldn't have censored enough...
man, and I thought "girls gone wild" sucked...
I'm not sure what to say, but.. "fuck the goddamn bear already"
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07.27.2011 - 22:45 | StonermanBut don't tell benzai beary did it!!
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07.28.2011 - 00:11 | honestiago
I actually have seen a clip from a porno where a girl fucks a teddy bear. How it worked: she got one of those strap-on dildos, attached it to the bear, and then... got to work. It was, unfortunately, not at all erotic, or even funny. Well, at least it taught me that I'm not a furry.
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07.28.2011 - 02:48 | honestiagoExactly.
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07.29.2011 - 14:12 | Tortle
I've seen that one! It was, uh, pretty boring, actually.
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07.27.2011 - 22:46 | bluenowait
There should be a disclaimer on this kind of porn that reads:
"This DVD is unsuitable for viewers under the age of 18; even though anyone older than that wouldn't want to watch this crap!"
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kinda a double standard, i thought there were plenty of "bi-curous" guys at spring break who screw each other
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07.28.2011 - 01:45 | mumblsyou know, the only place I have seen ads for this are late night on LOGO. I like lesbians.
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07.27.2011 - 23:07 | AriaElWhats really sad is that there is a lot more where that came from.
This is the crap you start off with as a kid before you find real porn on the web. Basically a two sec stop.
I can't believe he WATCHED this.
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07.27.2011 - 23:07 | DylanS
I think they're all gay which is why they're not hitting on the camera woman.
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07.28.2011 - 07:54 | Berlioz II
Or then the camera woman's just ugly as a boot. I mean, it's not like WE ever see her.
(unless I'm forgetting this happening since I watched this video a couple of days ago and didn't mind much of the particulars.)
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07.27.2011 - 23:16 | KKaosthat also explains why it takes most of them a good 15 minutes to get it up, I hope their future sons are proud of them
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07.27.2011 - 23:57 | MuccaMaybe this is just because I'm a major kinkster (as far as porn goes, anyway, I'm a virgin), but this has got to be the least wild I have ever seen guys go in porn. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to watch some free gay porn that involves more than guys masturbating after trying to get hard for 15 minutes.
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07.27.2011 - 23:41 | brtlblaykBahahaha wat? I can't even...
I thought GIRLS gone wild was bad... but WOW!
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07.27.2011 - 23:42 | wdbisl
I really can't believe you watched this. I guess this means you really will watch anything.
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07.27.2011 - 23:43 | AaronJer
That... was... slightly more boring than unpleasant.
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07.27.2011 - 23:45 | L-o-g-o-s
Who the hell actually buys this crap?
Spooning with Spoony 2 was more sexually arousing!
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07.28.2011 - 12:13 | invaderlysanderAGREED!
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I thought there were gonna be dudes making out with each other. I mean, they do the same thing in girls gone wild. I guess it's the double standard, girls making out= OKAY. guys making out=FORGET IT, it's hypocritical and stupid, again what a rip off. WHY magical Yaoi fairy WHY?
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07.29.2011 - 20:00 | RectilinearPropagationI dunno, maybe this really was intended for women and they thought women wouldn't want to watch guys make out. Nothing about what does and doesn't happen in this video makes sense.
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07.28.2011 - 01:07 | Jof12788
I tend to wonder if the camera woman was really that desperate in filming this.
I lol'ed at the 80's music synced with the wrestling scenes.
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But this porn is just...bad. Push-ups? Backflips? In my porn, people fuck.