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written by LordVonQuack , August 14, 2008

I FREAKING LOVE THIS VIDEO! BAM YOU HIT SUEDE AGAIN! I want a gif of that!

And the toilet paper! That is total easter egg! Best video ever~!

Best
written by genocyde83 , August 14, 2008

I still have this game for my NES. Hahaha it is really gay and it made me break a few controllers back in the day. I now have to say I only come to this site for your reviews. Keep them coming.

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written by Alex , August 14, 2008

Excellent! LMAO @ the ending

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written by goldman , August 14, 2008

RAW BINARY DATA!

loved it, specially the metal part

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written by Spectere , August 14, 2008

Your videos just keep getting more and more entertaining. Keep up the good work!

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written by ThatAussieGuyWithGlasses , August 14, 2008

HEADBUTT!

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written by rattlehead91 , August 14, 2008

He keeps getting better with each video released on this site. Keep up the good work.

Nice
written by animal , August 14, 2008

Good job bro You made me laugh all the way to the end. Can I ask, how many red bulls do you drink before you do your reviews?

Awesome
written by Danny Do Stuff , August 14, 2008

Great video. Hilarious! I love that you make fun of everybody. If an American tried to use the word fag or faggot people would jump down their throats. Keep it up!

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written by The Hellish Gnome , August 15, 2008

Video was not bad, just...lame. There was nothing funny in it like you didn't try. I'm dissapointed. And headbutting Dude in the Sue is unforgivable but I understand. You are clearly jealous to him from all his talent.

Did you not see the video by That Dude in the Suede when he made a joke about Benzaie? This this obviously the response to that.

HG

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written by DrLilo , August 15, 2008

Fantastic episode! Really enjoyable.

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written by alexbonnin , August 15, 2008

WHATS WITH YOUR COSTUME its the weidest thing ive ever seen

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written by Coldguy , August 15, 2008

Sexy Ninja Move = epic.

Also...MAGICAL DROP 3! Holy shit you are really setting the bar high for yourself (that makes 2 games we both know are awesome).

Fun video
written by Arbus , August 15, 2008

I agree that your material is getting better every time.

Great!!!
written by ChadVision , August 15, 2008

Your good and I could understand you perfectly (I used to have a French accent until the 4th grade and I'm American... don't ask I know it makes no sense) It was a great video and I caught all the jokes and also when people bash on you just ignore it, every great video has a few people who don't like it.

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written by M.D.K.II , August 15, 2008

BIG improvement compared to your previous stuff. I actually managed to laugh a few times.

Oh, and Suede just got pwned.

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written by Leifonuss , August 15, 2008

this was brilliant!

You're right
written by benzaie , August 15, 2008

And headbutting Dude in the Sue is unforgivable but I understand. You are clearly jealous to him from all his talent.

I have to admit that...shame me...**Leaving the site now**

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written by D.Glover , August 15, 2008

LOL! This was one of my favourite game sback in the day, and I still have the one I got for my birthday waaaaaaaaay back. Awesome review, funny as usual.
Thought I kept thinking you were saying Robinary Data. Was a smidgeon confusing at times. xD

I remember playing this game.
written by gozzilynn , August 15, 2008

Great episode. It was quite funny.

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written by CoolIT , August 15, 2008

Great review... Got a little scared at first with the lipstick but the review was indeed very funny.
Keep up the good work.

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written by kashmirxincx , August 15, 2008

Kabuki Quantum Fighter? That really makes no fucking sense what so ever.

benzaie vs. Suede
written by Kros , August 15, 2008

I sense another battle of epic proportions, people. Fasten your seatbelts.

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written by alaninho , August 15, 2008

roooooooofl

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written by ScottishInsomnia , August 15, 2008

i now have a new goal... to use my hair as a weapon!!!!

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written by Lordifani , August 15, 2008

Great video!

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written by Kuraime , August 15, 2008

lol, I remember playing this as a child. For many times, I would remember this game, but I never could remember its name. Even when I saw the title of your review, I didnt think it was this game. So yeah, maybe the title is somewhat odd. Thanks for clearing up one of the mysteries of my childhood. Its a kickass game, or at least I remember it being. Memory is a funny thing.

This was a good review, even though I still hate that opening (I had to turn down the volume, since that whistle is so damn annyoing, like nails to a chalkboard). Dont hate me for my opinions though.

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written by UraharaZR , August 15, 2008

Am i the only one who finds this game to look like ''Batman''(if i remember the corect title) for NES?

nope
written by benzaie , August 15, 2008

Am i the only one who finds this game to look like ''Batman''(if i remember the corect title) for NES?

because I say so in the review... some of the sound FX are the same as batman, and some of the ennemis are very similar as well as the bosses

Venting for a moment...
written by Mike Industries , August 15, 2008

Look, I'm not a big star on this site. But I want to say something to all of you:

Quit comparing Benzai to Doug's work. If it was exactly like Doug's, that would be boring as hell. What GYMDK is doing is bringing a different type of show to the site. Benzai is doing his own thing, which in all out honesty, you should respect him for. And this message really fumes me...

This sux!!!! I HAET U SO MUCH

What the hell did he do to you? Did he steal from you? Did he make you watch the video? No! Quit coming here and posting pointless comments. It's one thing if you dislike his work and comment on how he can improve, but it's another to just plain dis the guy.

And FYI, I don't even know benzai, we've never talked. But these obvious trolling comments have got to stop. They do not help the site in anyway, and all they do is piss off the guy who is giving us some entertainment at his expense.

Final Point: Just quit already.

Awesome!
written by gammainn , August 15, 2008

I wasn't really a big fan of your videos. But this one really pulled it off! Like hitting Suede and that hairfighting thing. Totally awesome!

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written by sakiimi , August 15, 2008

This sux!!!! I HAET U SO MUCH

You fail at life.... You can't even spell 'hate'.

Anywho another great review from French Ben!

BENZAIE IS THE GREATEST!
written by LordVonQuack , August 15, 2008

Doesn't matter. He should do his own thing, yes. But it should also be funny. This isn't.

DUDE! ARE YOU CRAZY!? THIS STUFF IS SO FUNNY!

THESE ARE GAMES YOU MIGHT DON'T KNOW, BUT ARE STILL PRETTY DAMN SWEET! SWEET!

This game is two words! SEXYNINJAACTION PLATFORMINGAWESOMENESS! I think. How should I know I'm Irish!?

Dude he's like throwing toilet paper at himself, and his editing is just timed to make you laugh. It's more face paced than Doug's work, and that's it's strength. Benzaie's videos are absolute entertainment orgasm as he combined his own unique humor. I mean his charisma leaks through the video, and that's not an easy task. Just ask the irategamer who has literally the personality of... well he has none. In fact I also believe AVGN has little personality when he's talking, and I enjoy these videos much more. In my mind Benzaie > AVGN, but that's my opinion.


Still, Ben is all kinds of funny, but you just don't like the humor. It's smart, yet still wacky, and that's why Benzaie kicks ass!

HE IS THE EIFFEL TOWER OF AWESOME!

Dang...
written by ThatDudeInTheSuede , August 15, 2008

I never got a comment like that! You're lucky, Ben!
OH, and I am pwnt. there shall be repercussions.

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written by Kuraime , August 15, 2008

written by ThatDudeInTheSuede, August 15, 2008
I never got a comment like that! You're lucky, Ben!
OH, and I am pwnt. there shall be repercussions.

lol, are we expecting ThatDudeInTheSuede VS. Benzaie? Cant wait. I cant even choose sides on this one.

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written by CoolIT , August 15, 2008

written by Oatmeal, August 15, 2008

If it was exactly like Doug's, that would be boring as hell.


Doesn't matter. He should do his own thing, yes. But it should also be funny. This isn't.

What one finds funny can be stupid for another... Humor varies from person to person...

You don't find him funny, well... That's too bad. Many other people find him hilarious.
Also having some culture, I find that French people from France have a unique charm... Not being gay here, I hope some "cultured" people understand what I am saying.

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written by BabyImplosion , August 15, 2008

wow, getting better. could drop the french accent part, though. still, getting better

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written by BabyImplosion , August 15, 2008

i dont really find this to be funny, but very entertaining and interesting.

History repeating?
written by Sir Kevin , August 15, 2008

Suede Vs Benzai; is this Trafalgar all over again? (Except not in Belgium.)

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written by Shining Aquas , August 16, 2008

Sorry, but all I saw was female Ninja Gaiden in a computer.

Big improvement.
written by gasto , August 16, 2008

I think your video series are improving. You are listening to people's advice. Some few people write to you that you continue to make dubious jokes.

In my opinion, the dictionary guy being hit by Benzai was funny. And the explanation about thinking that French were gay but Japanese were worst, some people my get sensible about it but I laughed.

The best part for me was the hair throwing attack at the tune of Metal music. That was genius.

The long word you invented is hi-fucking-larious .

You also seem to be interacting with other authors, which will add up to the variety.

I see a great future to this series.

Fun and funny stuff.

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written by Mike Industries , August 16, 2008

could drop the french accent part

Dude, he's french. He has the accent by nature, kinda hard to drop it.

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written by Inferior , August 16, 2008

Dude, he's french. He has the accent by nature, kinda hard to drop it.

Like we say in sweden... Koppla... I think he means the segment of the show "Laughing at a french guys accent"

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written by Mike Industries , August 16, 2008

I know he meant that, I was just saying it would be hard for him to drop it, it works with the show (IMO anyway). Kinda sarcastic comment on my part, sorry about the misunderstanding there.

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written by swesam , August 17, 2008

bad memories

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written by Stuntman Bob , August 17, 2008

This was great. I even understood him this time. ;-)

Just little Advice
written by KnowItAll , August 19, 2008

First, NICE JOB


no offence but I didn't think your videos were that good...
But you prooved me wrong

your videos are genuine and that little geekness is what makes your videos great.

just a little advice is that maybe you could use a better opening. All the Great net legends have their own great openings.

NC has that ' I know it ' gowing on, the BUM has " OMG" , the nerd has that great theme song. and all the screw attack member has that great openings.. well you get the idea...


all though your videos do have their own taste I just can't stop saying 'what the f***' about your opening...

please don't think this as a bad reply and hope you keep up the good work

hihi ^^
written by Charlie , August 19, 2008

Si Zidane avait eu des cheveux... ^^

This is like...
written by LordVonQuack , August 19, 2008

The eight time I've watched this video in the last few days and I still laugh! This video is so freaking funny! Everytime I watch this it's continuing to make me glad I pushed play. Man there is so much awesome here. I love that theme song, and I want it on an MP3 downloadable format. "These are Games That You Might Don't Know, But Are Still Pretty Damn Sweet! Sweet!"

Everything about this review I liked. The game was interesting, the gimmicks were entertaining, and the jokes are freaking funny! I know it's because I am your #1 Fan, but I freaking love these reviews. I wish I could marry them, and we could have little baby videos of awesome...

Seriously, someone has to make an animated gif of you headbutting Suede. Your freaking head band comes off at the end! I love it!

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written by caboose6577 , August 21, 2008

I love that "What do i know i am Irish?" i use that know if you are ok with that cause i am like 20% irish and it is funny as hell to my friends

You really really. . .
written by CaCtUs2003 , August 21, 2008

You really really reaaallllyyy. . .

ROCK!!! Funny video, man. Keep up the good work!

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written by HamsterMan , October 12, 2008

Oh gad the rocking out part made lawl hard.

listen
written by icexa , October 15, 2008

You are quite simply the most talented personality on this website. I would love to talk to you in French one day but French people don't understand the Quebec accent.

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written by Wendell , October 18, 2008

Great video. Hilarious! I love that you make fun of everybody. If an American tried to use the word fag or faggot people would jump down their throats. Keep it up!

No i think he used that word too much, but i guess is part of the joke but he is wearing lib stick... IDK but i mean a Fag is kind of a extreme word and it offends some of us (me!) but, i mean i think is part of the joke so let it slide but dont do it again... pleeeez!

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written by hopewithinchaos , October 19, 2008

No i think he used that word too much, but i guess is part of the joke but he is wearing lib stick... IDK but i mean a Fag is kind of a extreme word and it offends some of us (me!) but, i mean i think is part of the joke so let it slide but dont do it again... pleeeez!

I'm 100% sure he didn't mean to offend anyone, but i agree, he went a bit overboard with that word in this video

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written by UncleJoeNoRelation , October 26, 2008

just curious anyone know what band/song that was when he made the head banging comment. It sounded familiar but i just can't place what it was. kind of sounded like anathema or old katatonia. Great job by the way, always makes me laugh.

Uncle Joe(no relation)

Graveworm
written by benzaie , October 26, 2008

that's GRAVEWORM dude, their song (n)utopia... it's the sh*t

next time send a PM

XD
written by Aevar , October 29, 2008

oh god, I cant stop laughing

It makes me wonder why people like the AVGN so much when he is clearly out-classed.

3 euros
written by ipiip , November 07, 2008

I've fond kabuki quantum fighter this afternoon for only 3euros (4-5 dollars) and it's really nice to play, thanks benzaie !

over already ?
written by ipiip , November 08, 2008

Well, I just finished KQF, it wasn't that challenging, after only 3 tries it was over... but it was worth my 3 euros...

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written by Lyserg.Z , January 09, 2009

hey where's the video 0.0? I can't see it