awesome video! also: WOO new feature. Votes: +1

Submarines are human beeings! Votes: +2

Oh lord, you are a PERFECT actor!
The way you change from Jack Nicholson to the Nostalgia Critic, to an ordanary guy who's eating some cheerios to a total poor addicted homeless is unbelieveable!
On top of that you manage to bring in all kinds of humors, great satires and sometimes very rude jokes *cough aristrocrats cough*

This video just cracked me up, it really shows the incredible genious behind the guy with the glasses Votes: +6

lol. it's like you took the voice you used from your reinactment of cloverfield and made it into a seperate character. Votes: +2

This video actually made me even more interested in seeing Speed Racer. But I will definitely be thinking about your review when I see it.

I hope Chester Bum becomes another recurring character. Votes: +0

I'm still going to see it. Probably because I'm a masochist. Pluto Nash, anyone? Votes: +0

Nice new character, BTW. Very... odd yet hilarious. Votes: +0

I love the new character. You should go on with this series! Votes: +2

When I saw the title I thought for sure you were going to take a fist full of cash out to the streets find two bums and pay them to review movies against each other each other Siskel and Ebert style.

But this was still awesome too. Star Wars Episode II made me want Skittles after all those Easter colored lightsabers in the end. Votes: +2

I actually like this one! ROFL Votes: +0

Meh, I don't like this new character, he yells too much if you ask me. Votes: -4

scary, but funny Votes: +1

Hilarious.

I think the hands flailing as much as they do is a little much.

But still, VERY HILARIOUS. Votes: +1

When I saw the title I thought for sure you were going to take a fist full of cash out to the streets find two bums and pay them to review movies against each other each other Siskel and Ebert style.

I'd buy that for a dollar! Votes: +0

This made my day. Freakin genius. Votes: +0

The bum is funny but id like a review of the NC! otherwise its pretty funny.

GO! SPERM RACER! GO! Votes: +0

Lack of self care caused by having severe mental illnesses is a horrible thing.

But at least you have the ability to make it funny. Votes: +0

"His name rhymes with Zuul---from Ghostbusters.

Seriously, though. Speed Racer did suck. Votes: -2

Oh, man....

you are a GENUIS. If anyone else did anything this random, it would blow. This just shows your perfect timing.

Thanks, This helped a lot. Saved me 7 bucks. Votes: +1

agian, brilliant video, sorry you didn't like speed racer, I thought besides the colors it was pretty good. but then agian what do ya expect it's based on a kids cartoonLOL sperm racer! Votes: +2

For my part, I'm going to see the movie and I know exactly what I'm in for: Crappy storytelling with mind-blowing special effects. You know, the Wachowskis doing what they do best and screwing up what they're known to screw up.

I have to admit that I like the new Bum persona. It can allow for more recent reviews like the manic Transformers and Cloverfield reviews without taking the "Nostalgia" away from the Nostalgia Critic. Votes: +0

I don't understand, did you like this movie
or hate it? Votes: +0

Please,please,PLEASE do more british impersonations i look forward to them everytime i watch your videos

"an elevator??" Votes: +0

Bum reviews is just ingenious. Votes: +2

haha yes the cloverfield voice! Votes: +1

"I don't understand, did you like this movie
or hate it?"


Go to the "The End" sign at the end of the movie.
Votes: +0

WE NEED MOAR!!! Votes: +0

I enjoyed this because it's basically comedy in its purest form; you push the buttons that make people laugh: The voice is just hilarious and the satire"And then everybody has an Orgasm".

Godamnit when are the forums coming up. Votes: +0

So does the entire movie takes place in a kid's drawings? Thats a bit of a ripoff. Votes: +0

this is so the funniest review ever.
DRUGS...BUT NOT ON DRUGS Votes: +0

this guy is fucking cool Votes: +1

Thanks man, you saved me (and my friends) from actually seeing this crap-on-wheels movie. And there was much rejoicing. Votes: -1

Gotta be honest, not the best video you've made, considering how much better your other stuff is. Votes: +0

That made me want to watch it till I saw the caption at the end. Lol. Votes: +1

I like this new character. He has this light in him and it's almost impossible not to feel sympathy for him, having watched that "horrible" movie in a concious limbo. Votes: +0

XD GO SPERM RACER GO SPERM RACER GO SPERM RACER GO!!! Votes: +0

Lol, I wonder what smoking M+M's is like. Oh, and what's wrong with being British. I'm British .......ah, who cares really. Votes: +0

Another funny review, although this is one i went the complete opposite of the "Seriously this movie sucked" part, for a movie based of a series especially an anime series, this movie was in the best hands possible, it easily will outdo Ironman and a good majority of the kid movies because its such a great retelling of the series, but yes its not good to see if you have epolepsy, yet really amazing if you are high lol Votes: +1

Glad you've found a great use for your thinking wig! Votes: +0

i saw this movie. it was more boring than the 700 club marathon. There were a lot of colors like he said i think the people who made it were high. constantly people were walking out before 20 minutes were up and I was the only one left for about 3 hours. It was like a Dr. Seuss movie except without the cat in the hat. and speed really did look like a sperm in his suit. He also never drove the mach 5. it was either the mach 6 or 4 and they weren't even the right color! The conversations were the worst part though. For a conversation the person who was talking had their head scrolling across the screen. it was annoying as hell.

10/10 review
-20/100000000000000000 movie Votes: +1

oh and Salem Jericho, sorry to tell you this but when i saw this movie it was in the smallest theater my cinema had. It's not going to beat Ironman ever. Votes: +1

WHAT THE F*** WAS THAT ???

IT WAS GREATNESS !!! Votes: +0

I smoke M&M's too Votes: +0

60% cloverfield re-enactment, 40% Nostalgia critic transformers review! Votes: +1

For some reason, my computer wouldn't play anything on your site for a while. Now I'm past that, I can say that this is just so funny. You got my entire family to laugh.

How did you do that?

Do one on Indy 4! Votes: +1

make Chester review Indy Jones Votes: +0

How can even a bum like this sack of shit? You should come in as the Nostalgia Critic and completely fucking bash the Wachowski Brothers for representing one of our treasured childhood icons on the big screen with a slab of corporate big-budget crap. Votes: +0

At the end, it says he knows it sucks... Votes: +1

F U N N Y !!




"Everybody is dressed like candy!!"

Submarines are human beings.... lol !!

Votes: +2

you know this new character is pretty funny, but the nostalgia critic tops this guy 10 fold also I thought speed racer was pretty good, I liked how it followed the show pretty well, in fact the only beef I had with this movie was that it kinda made me think what movie is this, speed racer, or hotwheels? none the less it was alright...GO SPERMRACER GO! Votes: +0

johnathan, they did actually have the mach 5 in the movie but he only used it on the off road cross country sequence, the montage was the mach 4 and the rest of the movie was the mach 6, but the mach 5 was unsed in there, they even directly mention that rex gives racer the mach 5 before rex left his family. sorry to be anal just wanted to point out the fact. Votes: +0

...were you high when you were recording this? If so, then keep puffing, cause it's amazingly amusing.
9/10 Votes: +0

You should check that Don't Mess with The Zoran, and The Dark Knight and do a bum review about it, I would love to watch it :p Votes: +0

Man you need to try to star in a movie. Votes: +0

lol "she's not a little girl anymore. she's got the, uh, she's not a little girl anymore." that cracked me up. Votes: +0

"Its like drugs without drugs." That was the best part in my opinion. Votes: +0

Oh lord, you are a PERFECT actor!
The way you change from Jack Nicholson to the Nostalgia Critic, to an ordanary guy who's eating some cheerios to a total poor addicted homeless is unbelieveable!
On top of that you manage to bring in all kinds of humors, great satires and sometimes very rude jokes *cough aristrocrats cough*

Man, it isn't too hard to change from an character to another if you know how... Or if you have talent.
But I have to agreed whit the last part. He's a very good comedian =P Votes: +0

"All great films have monkeys." Well said, Chester. Votes: +0

Drugs, but not on drugs. Interesting. I should try this "Speed Racer." Lol. Votes: +0