Titanic
Written by That Guy With The Glasses Wednesday, 09 April 2008 00:00
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05.25.2008 - 17:14 | Shining Aquas
...that was just timed too perfectly for words to describe, so I'll just leave it at 10/10
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05.27.2008 - 12:30 | ShiksaWithChutzpah
I'm still trying to figure out how and why this movie is the highest grossing of all time. I can figure out Chinese calculus before I can figure out that about Titanic.
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06.17.2008 - 10:47 | urnge drank
One of the best! Had me going for nearly a minute after it was over (not as hysterically as Batman & Robin though).
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07.24.2008 - 20:23 | TKWolfman
Thank you for ripping on this pretentious bullcrap movie as only you can XD
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08.12.2008 - 06:37 | Laughing Man
This was a great movie, but it was 2 damn long. Thanks to that guy with the glasses he summed it up in 5 seconds, and it was the funniest 5 seconds of my life!!!
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08.12.2008 - 21:01 | Xifihas - Thats all we need to see
"Well this ship cant sink"
Ship sinks.
Epic lulz
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10.30.2008 - 04:52 | Ekioskari - Löl!
The whole main plot of the movie! The ship sinks, the end, lol!
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11.16.2008 - 11:05 | Ultrastrike
Sums up the movie without the romantic background.
oh, and Kelly, this movie is not the highest grossing of all time, THE DARK KNIGHT is, if you didn't see it in theaters, you miss out.
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11.26.2008 - 19:51 | AtlasRedux - Yup ...
... and "The Dark Knight" is insanely much better ( insanely indeed being the word ) than this piece of overrated crap

Yet again, cut down to perfect length!
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9/10, this timing was very good, You should've left a bit more to the 'sinking' as it were, but still very good.