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Sunday, 20 April 2008 00:35

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written by Tim F , May 13, 2008
The opening/warning promised some good stuff, the whole "dinner/tea" thing was nice as well, it felt like a perfect climax.
It started all very calm, peaceful, harmoninc and qiet...but all of a sudden you introduced the audience to your "real idea of an act" and you kept climating to the highest high!
this was a superb sketch, absolute great job.
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written by Nick , May 13, 2008
This is the best Aristocrats joke ever!
Every single joke is hilarious and they made me laugh really hard!
I really like it and I watched it 14 times already!

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written by Felix , May 13, 2008
I watched about 100 times, and I still laugh.
Hahaha...classic!
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written by Gary The Purple Snail Monster/ elephantom , May 13, 2008
Not the most disturbing. It was way too funny to offend me smilies/grin.gif
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written by Rasmus Timm Petersen , May 13, 2008
Dude, you're sick. But it's one of the best aristocratic jokes I've seen. Cheers to a true artist smilies/wink.gif
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written by Ben Bostock , May 16, 2008
Ever since i saw this video i always tell this version of the joke.
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written by Matthew Jaques , May 16, 2008
Best Aristocrats joke I've seen.

The part where you "Shove my hand up her ass. And then we have a good old puppet show." was probably the best part aside from the circle-fuck at the beginning.
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written by Amir , May 17, 2008
One of the best thing a lucky guy like me can find on the Internet.
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written by Zachary Strobel , May 18, 2008
i'm jewish and i love the ending
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written by Misfit Slacker , May 19, 2008
I've played this quite a bit- still love it. Gotta disagree with James about the Richard Attenborough tag at the end being worthless. I love that bit- good ending. Although, I'll never be able to watch Jurassic Park without giggling again. Poor Timmy...
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written by JAZ , May 19, 2008
i loved the end. I GOT SHIT FACED HAHAHAHAHAHA....omg im going to hell smilies/grin.gif
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written by David Yates , May 20, 2008
This is probably just about the funniest things I've ever seen.
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written by Ty , May 23, 2008
I got shit faced! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!


Omg im going to hell...
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written by Felix , May 25, 2008
Man, I had to write an english-test two days ago and the text was about richard attenborough. I had to laugh so hard and after the test I explained what Mr. attenborough can do...
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written by Alex , May 26, 2008
Mother Fucking hilarious!
EXCEPT...
you forgot the snap (a la Drew Carey)

That was a great joke. I'm gonna go watch the DVD again.
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written by Monado , May 28, 2008
Is your name actually Frank?
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written by Monado , May 28, 2008
Btw, I noticed at that for some reason it did not load the last 18 seconds for me, what exactly happened?
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written by Michael , May 31, 2008
Amazing. Simply amazing. I am certainly going to show this to my friends!
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written by tapirtoon , June 01, 2008
Man, this is funny.
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written by Brian W , June 05, 2008
funny very funny
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written by Dylan Jones , June 06, 2008
perfect dude
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written by SDvsRaw , June 06, 2008
Well, that wasn't the most disturbing version I've seen (Bob Saget's version takes that spot) but this one was the funniest
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written by Benjammin , June 14, 2008
Oh My God Were Going To Hell smilies/cheesy.gif
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written by Mr.tron , June 16, 2008
Takes alot more then that to offend me. Well dome. Love the agent. Goes from mortified to inquisitive in a heartbeat.
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written by kevinj615 , June 21, 2008
that kept me laughing for hours, i bet this is gonna be worse that (yes i said it) the duck tales theme song, this is gonna appear in the back of my mind at the worst moments, and im gonna laugh at it. perfect dude
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written by Zomaarch , June 22, 2008
smilies/grin.gif dude, you are on sick son of a bitch, god bless you. I especially love the ending, especially the fiddling Hitler, that was funny. I wish this would actually be turned into a play, I'd probably be laughing uncontrollably on the floor, shitting and pissing myself with laughter. You sir are a fucking artist, your parents should be proud. Excellent sketch, keep it coming.
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written by ZeusGodz , June 25, 2008
Shit man, laughed my ass off halfway through and had to rewind. I'll buy you a shot once I meet you in Hell. I've got a friend there and he says it's really very nice. He said that they trick all the dumb-shit losers beforehand into going to Heaven so they don't have to filter them out once they reach Hell. Genius.
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written by Bordeaux , June 26, 2008
hahaha why hadn't I seen this?! ...Well, I guess I have now, and I must say... FUCKING BRILLIANT!!! I'd pay with my whole bank account to see that.
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written by King Jackass IV , June 26, 2008
i go to see it. its very creative but what would happen if they wanted an Encore
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written by Zomaarch , June 26, 2008
good question.
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written by King Jackass IV , June 27, 2008
or even a sequal
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written by Dove , June 27, 2008
It was funny. Not bad, not a comedic masterpiece. Just good for its' style.
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written by Denta , June 27, 2008
Oh my god! "I got shit-faced, AHAHAHAHAH!"

Dude, that always cracks me up to the point that I almost think that I'm gonna laugh up my lungs.

You're maybe going to hell for this, perhaps we're all going to hell for laughing at it. But we've all gotta laugh sometimes.

Rock on, dude!
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written by yur797979 , June 28, 2008
when am i be alwoed to see it?
hahaha
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written by TKWolfman , July 04, 2008
Wow...dude, you're sick. You're sick and I love it! XD I have been waiting for someone to put Jesus in the joke forever! I even loved the beginning with you setting the atmosphere, and the little joke at the end was great too. Dude, you kicked ass! XD
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written by chokethechicken , July 08, 2008
there was almost the same thing as this done by gilferd gottfreied, but the whole thing was about sex only, and the whole family was doing each other, and the punchline was the same
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To HELL
written by Keroshino , July 16, 2008
At the end....when he said "im going to hell for this"
he should have turned towards the screen and said
"And you are all Coming with me....MUWAHAHAhahaaha"
thus breaking the 4th wall
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written by Krensada , July 18, 2008
must have taken you a long time to think that up!
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written by Slavic Skull , July 18, 2008
That's got to be the best idea for a play ever.
With each second I laughed harder and harder. smilies/cheesy.gif
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written by thatkidwithnoglasses , July 23, 2008
smilies/cry.gif I'm GOING TO PUCK smilies/cry.gif smilies/cry.gif
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definetely, you're going to hell
written by joelpizzaguy , July 23, 2008
but since i'm atheist i don't believe in hell...

man, that was the funniest thing i've ever seen!!!
it's quite disturbing, but it's hilarious...

guy with the glasses, you're awesome!
and demented too...
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written by Father Thyme , July 28, 2008
jesus got pwned
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written by orwellianson , July 30, 2008
smilies/shocked.gif WOW... still...a classic
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written by LimeGreenSquid , July 31, 2008
I don't know anything about this Aristocrats thing (I remember something about Aristocats - a disney movie about homeless cats, was it?) - but this is fuckin' hilarious. The type of humor that offends everybody everywhere is always the best, haha.
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!!!!!!!!!
written by xplay3r , August 01, 2008
i.....can...barley...stop..laughing ....to type ....this ....comment ...
LMMFAOROTFLOL
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written by Katja , August 04, 2008
I think I should be really worried about my mental health. But I am not. I loved the part when Jesus comes to room... And eventually starts to fuck the corpse. The question is: Do we have a twisted minds because we laugh to this or does the maker have a twisted mind because he got idea to make this....? smilies/grin.gif
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Yep
written by Bogdan , August 05, 2008
You are going to hell.
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I can't say I was expecting the survivors of the Holocaust.
written by DonZabu , August 07, 2008
And that's exactly what makes this among the funniest Aristocrats jokes of all time!
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written by MedicFinland , August 08, 2008
I feel offended.

That just means it worked.
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written by Shinjischneider , August 08, 2008
And i thought it would end up with him having eaten the wife and the kids...

But yes.

You will go to hell and you will have your balls getting juggled by Saddam and Darwin. Yes Darwin. This Motherfucker had it coming with his evolutionary theory...
This reminds me of your dogs... they will get raped by Itchy and Scratchy. Twice.
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written by ryan1232 , August 09, 2008
THAT WAS FUCKING HILARIOUS! smilies/cheesy.gif
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written by PureMental , August 11, 2008
FUCK ME THAT WAS FUNNY!
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written by gubaguy , August 11, 2008
O_O' ............. FUNNY AS HELL
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FUNNY AS FORK!
written by sixfootandahalf , August 11, 2008
I'm Jewish and my favorite part was the ending smilies/grin.gif smilies/grin.gif smilies/grin.gif smilies/grin.gif
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written by MisterRe , August 13, 2008
Ok this HAS to be like one of (if not THE) funniest things on this site... no matter how grusome (sp) it is. smilies/grin.gif
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written by Snackwell , August 15, 2008
At least he knows he is going to have is very own special place in hell.

awxsome video, me and everyone else who laughed will join you in your special place.
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The title stays true.
written by GumWadShoe , August 17, 2008
It is disturbing, but also funny! Gave me some really akward visuals. smilies/shocked.gif

I wonder what you must do in order to come up with this stuff.
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written by OuijaSlayer , August 21, 2008
I'll see you there in hell, man. I laughed so hard. xD
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written by Jsor , August 21, 2008
Haha, the dirtiness of the joke caught me off guard. I mean I knew what the Aristocrats joke was, but the opening made me think you were going to do a dry satire and never actually do anything dirty.

It turned out to be the best, certainly not the dirtiest, but definitely the funniest.
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Truly the funniest Aristocrats joke ever.
written by DonZabu , August 21, 2008
Though I think the ending could have been improved by having the survivors of the Holocaust all get into a pyramid, Chinese Olympic Gymnastics style, have you, the fiddling Hitler, and Richard (Idon'tknowhowtospellhisname) take out M16's, and mow them all down, then have Hitler jump spinning into the air, also Chinese Olympic gymnastics style, and land of your shoulders, as you all go "TA-DAAA".
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Well... Erm... Uh.... Hmm......
written by Kylor , August 27, 2008
The facial expressions in this sketch were hilarious.

My favorite part was when That Guy With the Glasses sung "I am the Very Model of a Modern Major General.
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written by MyNameIsJason , September 03, 2008
lol oh my god i'm going to hell lol
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OMFG!!! HAHA!!
written by Chrisi_Angell , September 04, 2008
*falls out of chair laughing* THIS IS THE FUNNIEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN!!! AND I LOOOOOOVVVVVVVVVEEEEE THE ENDING!! "Oh god. I'm going to hell." OW!! OW!! SIDES HURT!!

genius!! pure genius!!
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written by TheJoker666 , September 09, 2008
not the MOST disturbing but pretty disturbing
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written by TheDumbening , September 11, 2008
my ending was the favorite.

The survivors of the holocaust with a fiddling hitler
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written by Snelfisk , September 12, 2008
Hahahahahah that was the funniest thing i seen in along time smilies/smiley.gif
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written by LimeGreenSquid , September 12, 2008
Jesus being in the joke is what gives it the extra kick of hilarity! Revered fictional characters need to be taken down a peg more often!
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yeah I just took my friends Aristocrat virginity
written by cyclopsfan1 , September 12, 2008
yeah I shown her this video and I never saw someone laugh so hard in my life. The kicker is I want to get with her but I still shown it anyway. That proves how much i love this clip. I mean I think I just lost all chances getting with her now. Oh well least I still of the Aristocrats
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written by Dack , September 15, 2008
It's a good plan, but I'm just curious if you've accounted for the fact that your wife might chop off Richard Attenborough's penis (or at least part of it) while decapitating your son.
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written by DrDoom007 , September 17, 2008
"I GOT SHIT FACED HAHAHAHAHAHA....omg I'm going to hell!", dude, you're a sick funny bastard!
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written by thecosmicfly , September 20, 2008
There's a place in hell for you Doug, and it's a throne made out of the skulls of orphans and it's right next to Satans. This was a fucking hilarious Aristocrats joke. Shit faced and the Holocaust surviver dance had to force me to pause the video. XD
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written by DragonTyph , September 25, 2008
... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... WHAT THE MOTHER FUCKING FUCK!
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written by ScoopydaClown , September 27, 2008
i admit it, I REALLY REALLY LIKE THIS SKETCH !!!!!!!!!!!smilies/cheesy.gif smilies/smiley.gifsmilies/cheesy.gif
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written by ScoopydaClown , September 27, 2008
nice house
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written by arbitrist , September 28, 2008
didnt bob saget do this?
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Muahahaha!!
written by SimonW , September 30, 2008
That was hilarious!
I remember this joke and watching the movie (which is called "The Aristocrats"..rent it now!) that explains the joke and is a documentary of where it came from.

But it no wonder it is a classic, it stays fresh after so long. Some people may not get it or don't like it, but I absolutely love this joke with a passion and you have done well with it.

SimonW.
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"And HE FUCKED HER IN THE ASS" Bwaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahaha
written by marcs , October 06, 2008
Maaaaaan this sketch is the f%&$ing shit! It's FREAKING AWESOME! I've laughed my ass of so much that my chest hurts...

I wanna see this act for real now... i'm a sick bastard... smilies/grin.gif
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O_O
written by pl0xman123 , October 13, 2008
oh my god!
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MY GOD.
written by thatguywiththeopinion , October 14, 2008
i thought nostalgia critic would be the funniest thing on this website but boy, that was something else. i thought it would be some sort of homosexual joke at first, but god damn christ i never saw that coming so funny the way the image just built up "what did you get up to last night?" "i got shit faced! HAHAHAH!" ....that was the exact moment i cracked and burst out laughing in my little house waking people up in the process. worth it... totally worth it.
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written by Major_gore , October 15, 2008
I got shitfaced!!!
HAHAHAHA!!!

Hilarious...

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written by Mephistopheles , October 22, 2008
Awesome. Just awesome!
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAA
written by Pixxet , October 23, 2008
i can't say anything more cos i shat myself out of delight
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written by Josephes , October 26, 2008
Wow dude, just...........WOW!!!!!!!! smilies/shocked.gif

That was insane and awesome at the same time!! smilies/cheesy.gif
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written by DrGonzo , October 26, 2008
Dude, you are SO going to hell for this.

Nice to know I won't be alone down there. smilies/tongue.gif
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written by Maverick21 , October 28, 2008
let me just say that the guy in the suit looks alot like Wilson from house
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written by Jeppethekid , November 01, 2008
hahahahahahahhaahahhahahahaha smilies/grin.gif good work NC !!!! smilies/wink.gif
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written by Wendell , November 03, 2008
lololol i just thought you where gonna get gay with the guy, but it was worse, way worse smilies/cheesy.gif i love it i love it sooo much smilies/cheesy.gif... btw you got kids? cus if ur wife sees this u are not getting any lololol.

My god that was disturbing!
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written by vampyre lord , November 07, 2008
I died laughing the first time I saw this
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written by Nephilim , November 14, 2008
LOL O MY GOD this is even better than the South Park and Bob Saget version! You RULE!
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written by Kortez3000 , December 03, 2008
I can't see the video smilies/sad.gif
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written by Dr. Mister , December 04, 2008
ROFL, I laughed so hard once you started introducing the idea of the show
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written by my cool username , December 09, 2008
OH MY MOTHERFUCKING BUTTFUCKING GOD THIS IS SICK!!!!I'ts truly the most disturbing...thing I've ever seen and heard!!! but damn hilarious! my mouth just fell open when i heard all that
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written by YourAverageJoe , December 12, 2008
What got me crying is when Richard Attenborough was put into the picture.

Seriously, that guy's a fucking saint.
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sorry to say
written by jase111 , December 14, 2008
the video is not loading for me and there isn't a link to click on, can u try and fix it for me thanks
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Hmmm.
written by Solemn , December 15, 2008
What does it say about me that I didn't get offended, and laughed through the entire thing, and have a vaguely similar style of humour sometimes?



Love this stuff, very funny, and there's something funnily disturbing about imagining Jesus as a necrophiliac.
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written by Foreign Shadow , December 18, 2008
This video isn't showing up for me...what's going on?
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written by Sinister , December 18, 2008
For me either... Little help here, anybody? =)
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XD
written by HinataVal , December 19, 2008
Who could really take this serious?
It's so funny!
I didn't get offended XD
I mean, It's a joke! XD
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Good job !
written by Lakusuine , December 19, 2008
That was seriously the single funniest thing i've ever seen on my entire life... I cracked so hard at the Jesus part smilies/tongue.gif.

EDIT: You are aware that you are going to Hell for this video, right ?
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written by HatefulCactus , December 21, 2008
Awesome video. The Gilbert and Sullivan song was priceless.
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written by Scar , December 30, 2008
Where's the video? Am I the only one who can't seem to find it?
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Suitable title.
written by Rynohornz , December 31, 2008
I was up all night vomitting after watching this.




Coincidence?.....
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written by Ty , January 03, 2009
where the hell's the video? what's going on?
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Its good to be already disturbed :3
written by FallenXGod , January 03, 2009
I couldn't stop laughing at how ridiculously over the top that was. Morbid humor always makes me laugh at how wrong it is, this almost had me die laughing. Great job!

10/10 Awesome
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meh
written by Ablationer , January 03, 2009
so much for "most disturbing ever"

i've heard/said and even seen worse than that
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Well havent we all?
written by FallenXGod , January 06, 2009
Im sure we most of us have but a lot of us suppress it XD as always it can always be worse lol
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