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written by dan herman , May 14, 2008

what's this? a joint?

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written by Spectere , May 14, 2008

I remember seeing this as a kid. Ah, the...memories. *shudder*

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written by James , May 15, 2008

OH MY GOD GEORGE BUSH IS STARTING THIS THING ON.

Oh my God. George Bush iis starting this thing on. This can't be good.

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written by MassiveballS , May 15, 2008

where can i find this cartoon? looks really bad worth the laugh

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written by MassiveballS , May 15, 2008

that puff of smoke i can follow to

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written by pinkechidna , May 15, 2008

Once upon a time, I saw Cartoon All Stars on Youtube. Somewhere in the comments there was someone plugging their review of it. I thought to myself, "What a douche." But I clicked on it anyway. XD And the rest, as they say, is history. :3

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written by tapirtoon , May 17, 2008

Wow... Just wow.

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written by Spectere , May 17, 2008

MassiveballS: You can buy it from Amazon if you really want to spend $35 on a VHS tape.

There's a few very cheap copies available on eBay as well (no doubt with $20 shipping, heh).

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written by SuperMax , May 25, 2008

Marijauna.

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written by Brady , May 26, 2008

nice one made. No idea, this should just be straight to VHS and be used in those things where they talk about drugs being bad

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written by Eirik , May 30, 2008

this is my favorite. lol mirahuana:p

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written by Darren gamble , May 30, 2008

I dont remember this being out for some reason but im glad i didn't

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written by Dan Shannon , May 30, 2008

I remember this from soooo long ago. I remember thinking to myself when they showed this in school, I actually recall asking, "so, the only way you get into drugs is by having it pushed on you?"

Man, people were stupid back then...

What the hell am I saying? we're still not fearing well now!

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written by Ben Bostock , June 01, 2008

Is the bong sound effect at the end from a Gorillaz song?

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written by SDvsRaw , June 01, 2008

Marajuana!

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written by Dan Shannon , June 04, 2008

Here's something to think about: Michaelangelo was always the turtle who wanted pizza... Constantly... right? Remember all the weird shit he used to put on his pizzas? Between the Marshmallow and Sardines and the peanut butter and bacon, and the other 50 million combinations he enjoyed, did you ever think of why he always picked the most screwed up of crap? What sober person puts that kind of weird shit on a pizza?

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written by Aaron , June 05, 2008

Whoa, I haven't watched this special since i was too young to know what the hell marijuana was. now that i know, it's pretty creepy.

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written by mischa , June 12, 2008

This has even gotten all the way to Poland. I remember watching it when I was around 11 or 12. I guess being
an “educational” piece, it was shown on all TV channels simultaniously just to make sure that every kid stays away from that pot-smoke-cloud thing. There is no escape from cartoon all stars. Beware!

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written by m1rock , June 14, 2008

5:56....Baby Kermit is drunk as $hit!

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written by Kuncoss , June 15, 2008

One of my favourites, I laugh everytime!

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written by Musictarian , June 16, 2008

I remember seeing this show in the 2nd grade. I couldn't watch the whole thing. Like NC said, I felt really dirty. There was no way that I could sit down the whole time, and I took one loooong bathroom break.

Shame on you Bush! You ruined my innocence.

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written by Dakota , June 17, 2008

I remember seeing this once. All I thought was "WTF?"

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written by ilikemovies , June 17, 2008

OMG I knew what the review was goig to be about as soon as I read the title. I remember seeing this in elementary school in health class. But I don't remember George Bush, I think they fast forward the tape and started it at the begining of the cartoon. This was funny!

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written by Gene , June 18, 2008

LOL Marijuana

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written by sonny1195 , June 18, 2008

LOL. Theres to many funny lines. He's to gay and acholholic and the bronie guy, blah blah blah im an old person, he's looking at her like her head's a chesse burger, and even Poo gets his ass handed to him.

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written by doomguy82 , June 24, 2008

i saw this vhs at school and me and my freind thought it was funny as hell and winnie has the munchys lol

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written by Heyguesswhatidid , June 25, 2008

This was the first Video of yours I saw, and it's still funny as hell.

I used to watch this tape all the time, it's so good. I want a special edition DVD.

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written by Dove , June 26, 2008

Is this a joint?

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written by Oatmeal , June 29, 2008

5:56....Baby Kermit is drunk as $hit!

He sounds like Barney Gumble.

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written by Koopa Troopa , June 29, 2008

Actually this can be kinda fun if you watch it high.

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written by Happy_Nostalgia_Nerd , June 30, 2008

Good gravy. I loved this special.

Anyone else notice marijuana gets attacked by all of the cartoons, but they hardly say a word about Mikey stealing beer from his dad?

Teaching kids smoking marijuana is bad, but I guess underage drinking is okay according to Pooh, Kermit, and Daffy Duck. Heck the cartoons didn't say anything. It was just brought to our attention by the missing beer Mikey's mom notices.

Maybe a sequel is in the works for Mikey's drinking problem when he has a rehab relapse or uses other substances to make up for quitting pot.

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written by JiroZam , July 04, 2008

HEY LOOK GEORGE BUSH!...GEORGE BUSH?! Oh god...that's DEFINITELY now a good sign...Yep,it sucked

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written by CaCtUs2003 , July 04, 2008

Nah, but if you do quite a bit of acid, you'll see your favorite cartoon characters do some weird shit!

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written by mysticlink89 , July 05, 2008

How did Alf get in there?

He must of snuck in the back door or something.

Priceless

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written by Shinigami , July 07, 2008

I'm glad that they never got it here. Thats just so horrible that there is no proper word discripe it, not one that would be suitable for kids to hear.

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written by retrogamer12 , July 09, 2008

Good idea at first but haveing simon saying marajuana is just telling the kids ...FUCK YOU

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written by stealmysoul , July 11, 2008

i had to watch this in like 2nd grade or something but i had a few funny comebacks to say and so did my friends. it really made me want to punch someone but still yours is the funnest thing i have seen in a while. top notch

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written by MarcoPolo7212 , July 12, 2008

hey, it's a alan menken and howard ashman song

Too young to see it
written by Excalibur , July 14, 2008

I guess I must have not remembered this special...Thank God I didn't see it so I don't have to remember it now

I don't know why, but...
written by Alexjr1543 , July 14, 2008

Right now, I kind of want to see this special...

marijuana
written by kroenen , July 18, 2008

...........scuzee?
This was funny. NOSTALGIA CRITIC FTW!

umm
written by Balrog , July 22, 2008

thank god i never watched this "special" i literally would have jumped off the nearest cliff i could find. this sh** must have SUCKED.

I remember that...
written by 21stcenturysucks! , July 28, 2008

He he. OMG. I remember this special. I don't remember it on TV but Wegmans use to have a video rental place and they had this video. Until I saw this review, I really didn't remember what the subject was about. I think I remember being more bored than anything. Good Review!

The memories...really bad ones!
written by AMM648 , July 29, 2008

I remember watching that as a kid in one of my grade school classes. Didn't think it was that bad then, but watching your video reminded at how embarrassingly crappy it was.

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written by JamesBond007 , July 31, 2008

WHOA! I remember our health teacher showed this bullshit in 5th grade together with 1st graders. I barely holded myself from saying, "FUCK THIS SHIT, FUCK IT TO HELL!".

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written by SirSigma , August 03, 2008

"Your brain must be, like, really messed up!"

LOL I cracked up at that line!

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written by Klesk Vadrigaar , August 03, 2008

The only way that cartoon could've been any more wrong is if they'd had an ad for Budweiser or Coors in the commercial break. Cause we all know that the real reason drugs like marijuana are bad is because they're.....NON TAXED!!! The horror!!!

omg
written by soulpatroljedi , August 03, 2008

i can't believe we actually watched all the crap they used to throw at us.

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written by Davoo , August 05, 2008

I feel just as dirty as you NC!

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written by Poof E Hair , August 06, 2008

There's too many good quotes in this episode to write them all down. One of the better installments of NC...

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written by The Hellish Gnome , August 14, 2008

Ah I remember watching this video for the very first time on YouTube and almost caking my pants with mirth... Good times. Good, filthy times...

HG

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written by ScrubsRotinaj , August 15, 2008

I immediately forgot the title, and if I remembered, I would be like Wait, what the fuck do ninja turtles and all these childhood icons have to do with drugs, except maybe the chipmunks hitting up on a dank of helium. Let's just hope the only thing about them that is high is their voices. That, and the smurfs living in mushrooms, and the fact they are blue. "2 mushrooms tall?" more like "2 special mushrooms high."
"...AND IF THE REST OF THE LOONEY TOONS KNOW WHAT DRUGS ARE, WELL THAT JUST EXPLAINS TOO GOD DAMN MUCH!!!"
Did the smurfs just say "Those drugs are too boring?" Yeah, I bet THEIR mushrooms really trip balls.

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written by gubaguy , August 17, 2008

i watched this in like second grade and now looking back on it i reaslise that our person telling us that drugs were bad was probably smoking something because their office was filled with colourful signs they always had a bage they could stuff a body into with them they had beanbag chairs in their office and they looked like professor trelawney from harry potter...
ok maybe im being a little to harse... NOT!!!

Just for the record.
written by CMWaters , August 18, 2008

Just noting this...the reason Alf was there was cause he had not one, but TWO cartoon series back then.

One where it was his life on Melmac (so...a prequel to the live-action show)

The other was Melmacian fairy tails or something like that.

Alf may be on something too...cause I think he had a Garfield like appetite.

OMFG!!!!
written by EMVP , August 19, 2008

Oh my god!

I remember watching this when i was like 5 and I cried when Michaelangelo flush the guy out. I mean back then i was just confused so that`s why i cried. But then i watched this now and i Still cry, but with an answer!

WTF?! Why would he do that? That would of stolen my childhood essence growing up with the Ninja Turtles! Thank god I forgot all about it after and kept on watching the Ninja Turtles despite that All star cartoon crap.


Thank god Nintendo never thought of doing that with Super Smash Bros!

Now you're playing with Awesomeness!

asdfd
written by Limecat , August 20, 2008

Dude, this video was great and all, but STOP WITH THE SCIENTOLOGY ADS!!

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written by Natester21 , August 21, 2008

I once saw cartoon all-stars to the rescue on the inter net and it was f****** weird

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written by Simple-Faith , August 27, 2008

OMIGOD, I totally remember this (they made us wtach it in 3rd grade)!
I was 8 then and I knew it sucked. xD

Title
written by Mr Dark , September 03, 2008

Woh, dude, I think you're on some drugs yourself. :

Anyway, I remember seeing this a long time ago.

You know, it actually made me find drugs more appealing. hmm.......

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written by jordanhass , September 05, 2008

The first "Nostalgia Critic" that brought in audiences (Transformers was more of a "Bum Review" with the Nostalgia Critic Outfit)

But I loved it, and from now on I will see Barbara Bush's head as a giant Cheeseburger.

I wonder if it will look better on revver?

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written by armageddon74400 , September 05, 2008

"if everyone jumped off a cliff would you do it?" obviously these guys haven't heard of bungie jumping XD rofl

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written by ymlebarr , September 07, 2008

I love the fact that the the box that the dad was carrying in the garage had the word "KLIT" printed on it.

Don't do drugs, Kids! Just look for a box with a clit on it!

:)
written by Jakuzevich , September 09, 2008

you just cannot dont like this

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written by petquack77 , September 14, 2008

Maranjuna gives you an artificial high lol ok didn't know something grown on mother earth give you something artificial

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written by BBQ Platypus , September 14, 2008

I just...wow. I think my head just exploded.

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written by Cooper , September 18, 2008

"Whats this? A joint?"
"why yes it is Bugs bunny"
" AWW man, can i have it? this DAMN hunter has been chasing me i need to light up and cool down maaaan"
"go ahead"
10 days later( and one high bugs bunny later)
knock knock bugs bunny answers the door, and micheal is there
"hey whats up"
" HEY MAN WE GOTTA SETTLE UP"
boom
yay for weed!

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written by Cooper , September 18, 2008

Watching this high is the best! i fell outta my chair!

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written by jailene19wun , September 20, 2008

this review is just as good as the 5 second movie

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written by jailene19wun , September 20, 2008

srry i meant the batman and robin... accedently i clicked on this review instead...

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written by Ukiby , September 22, 2008

Is it just me or is it pretty ironic to see the Smurfs on an anti-drug thing?

I guess it's just me.

wtf
written by Pedro , September 23, 2008

Seriously why do they focalise on weed the most innofensive "drug" (it's less a drug than cigarette for the simple reason that weed is NOT addictive), why don't they focalise on bigger drugs ?

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written by FreezyFox , September 24, 2008

I actually had to watch this movie in health class 5 years ago XD

WTF?
written by Sonicnathan 1 , September 29, 2008

What were they smoking when they came up with this special?

WTF???
written by SimonW , September 30, 2008

Ok...
That was slightly disturbing, but in a good way.
I agree with NC, though. Who'd want to hear Simon say "marijuana"? I know the message they want to convey, but TO HAVE HIM ACTUALLY DESCRIBE WHAT IT IS!!!
That is fricking insane! It gives one some disturbing images of Simon in the basement experimenting with marijuana. *shivers*
In any case, that song is annoying as hell. I'm glad we did not have to listen to it all.
Anyway, having not seen this piece of crap (the actual movie) I am a bit saddened by because I would have laughed shitless at it.
And that is probably the most worse excuse for a villian I have ever seen! It is obvious where Fern Gully got their inspirationn from, though he is based on toxic waste, not wasted toxic.
Anyway, I'm going off topic. For those who want to know one thing...PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD DON'T LISTEN TO THAT SONG!!!

SimonW.

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written by -Jerry- , September 30, 2008

Michaelangelo had too much shrooms in his pizza.

oh man
written by DragonQueen , October 02, 2008

I watch this in youtube it so terriable during the song wanted to knock myself old with a hammer god did I hate it

Told you...
written by SimonW , October 03, 2008

I watch this in youtube it so terriable during the song wanted to knock myself old with a hammer god did I hate it

I warned you not to listen to the song, but you had to do it anyway, didn't you? *sighs*
Oh well, I don't really care, it your mental stability, not mine.

SimonW.

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written by LucidusAtra , October 11, 2008

"You guys cruisin' for lung cancer or what?" LMFAO

Actually, it's been clinically proven that THC KILLS cancer cells.

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written by ghazzterThaOG , October 11, 2008

the only way you'd see all those cartoon characters is if you were on something other then Marijuana, like oh I don't know Salvia. Anyway, if Bugs Bunny was talking to me about the dangers of weed, I'd blow the smoke of a big ass blunt in his face.

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written by WriteOn1985 , October 13, 2008

Here's something to think about: Michaelangelo was always the turtle who wanted pizza... Constantly... right? Remember all the weird shit he used to put on his pizzas? Between the Marshmallow and Sardines and the peanut butter and bacon, and the other 50 million combinations he enjoyed, did you ever think of why he always picked the most screwed up of crap? What sober person puts that kind of weird shit on a pizza?

Well, a pregnant woman might.

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written by artimus , October 13, 2008

is it a bit ironic that Lorenzo Music (the voice actor for Garfield) died of brain and LUNG cancer?

awesome review.

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written by Xikaze , October 13, 2008

blahblahblah I'm an old person blahblahblah I'm keeping you from your cartoons! >:[

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written by Lumen , October 24, 2008

Bla bla bla i am an old person bla bla bla i am keeping you from cartoons bla bla bla ROFL xD

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written by theuniverseisfalling , October 26, 2008

OMFGWTF i just saw this movie and....its even worse than he said. im scared... makes me want to
SLASH the makers of this lol brawny man
also. why is ALF a cartoon? because there WAS an animated series starring him that like lasted 5 episodes

When I was younger
written by Bladebrent , December 06, 2008

I also rented it and watched it but litterily when I was a kid, all I litterly heard and payed attention to were very little, I remember when the kid was looking in the mirror and he saw himself messed up and.....maybe the seen of him running through the alley......and thats about it. I dont even remember anything they said (except for the clips in here of course

The Box
written by hardyzkewl92 , December 07, 2008

I'm the only person i know who's ever noticed this but, how come in the scence when Cory is gonna tell her dad about Michael doing drugs, the box her dad's holding says "KLIT" on it?

Don't believe me? Watch the video and you'll see it.

O.o
written by Teske , December 12, 2008

I was in preschool when I saw this the first time. When I was watching it, I wondered why Michaelangelo flushed the kid down the sewers cause, back then, I didn't know what mariquana was, and most everyone else didn't know either. So thank you, childhood heroes of television, for teaching children what drugs were and pinning the idea of cartoons coming to life and chilling with you when doing drugs into our minds. That was a good idea!

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written by fishmonkey01 , December 14, 2008

I never saw this but you captured perfectly how i would feel if idid.... excited, happy, confused, hungry, sleepy, confused some more, unhappy and then confused.
Good work pal!!!

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written by Closet80sfan , December 23, 2008

Cartoon All Stars to the rescue aired on April 22,1989 not 1990. I remember seeing it as a TV special while I was still in Kindergarden. Yeah it's lame now, but I remember enjoying the good message it brought.

Love the review. And I love the qoute about Daffy being high on speed I've always figured that way he's always saying "woo hoo,Woo Hoo!"

Wow, that is weird
written by ThatGuyInTheHeadband , December 23, 2008

That would be like if I smoked some pot, then the Eds and Pikachu started telling me to never do it agien. I'd probably wonder what was in that stuff.

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written by iloveAndy , January 07, 2009

LOL I remember my teachers would always show this movie when it was those "say no to drugs" weeks at school, I used the time to take a nap xD

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written by QuestionTheMajority , January 08, 2009

Have you ever seriously watched old Warner Bros. cartoons? Bugs and the gang sure as heck knew what drugs were! The Muppet Babies and the Smurfs, though... That confused me even as a little kid.