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Wednesday, 16 April 2008 00:00

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written by Pablo De Santos , May 13, 2008
I think Street fighter was worse, a terrible movie nightmare that insulted many respected characters.

MK was just bad.
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written by Miodrag , May 14, 2008
I actually thought MK was true to the games, when compared to a lot of other movies based on video games, but the PG-13 thing did suck.

Street Fighter was just plain awful.
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written by Spectere , May 14, 2008
The first Mortal Kombat movie was pretty amusing. Let's not talk about the second one, though. Ugh.
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written by andrea , May 16, 2008
I have to disagree.Granted the storyline is shit but some action sequenses were quite likable.
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written by Vincent , May 16, 2008
Someone fights...Raiden Talks...Someone FIghts...Raiden Talks
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written by Doug , May 17, 2008
THE EMPORORS ASSHOLE....???
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
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written by Dimon , May 18, 2008
I gotta disagree. AS FOR ME, it was a good movie. after this review I thought like maybe I was a kid and stuff but I watched irt again and... its still a good movie.

the plot - meh... but cmon, you don't expect that much of a scenario from an MK movie WITH PG-13. and after all it was'nt too boring or something. moreover it served as a good link between the action sequences, which were VERY good for the time.
Cage's jokes? yeah they don't make you roll on the floor but they amuse and give that something to Johnny's character. besides, it aint a comedy so what did you expect?

so F all, i still like the movie
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written by Spectere , May 30, 2008
Dylan: I think he's referring more to significant dialogue, not dubbed one-liners.
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written by Scarface , June 03, 2008
But seriously the second Mortal Kombat was muuuuuuuuuuuuch worse than the first one
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written by God , June 13, 2008
Unlike most movies I thought were cool as a kid when I rewatched this one it was still pretty entertaining. Johnny cage has a lot of cheesy lines but I never cringed like I do in lets say uh.. Batman & Robin.
The fight scenes are pointless at times but I still think some are pretty good and the characters were not butchered like in the Street fighter movie.
and when I say characters I mean Sub-Zero and Scorpion who were cool in the games and yeah cool in this movie.
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written by HOTsuma91 , June 14, 2008
If the movie wasn't about a martial arts tournament, the fight scenes WOULD be pointless. But the whole point of a MARTIAL ARTS tournament is to, indeed, fight. Granted, some fights are unnecessary (the fight in Kano's dining room), but really, as soon as you find out it's a fighting tournament, you should have expected as much. On a side note: Who the hell did Liu fight at the beginning? Couldn't they have put in an actual character from the games?

Cage's antics and lines were perfectly set. I actually think the NC makes worse ones in this review.

It is undeniable though: The PG-13 rating sucked ASS. Hopefully Mortal Kombat 3 won't make that mistake.

I'd like to see NC do Mortal Kombat: Annihilation...but I dun't want him to waste his time, he should be presented with a challenge. The 2nd Mortal Kombat is too easy to make fun of.
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written by Iconbuster , June 17, 2008
I Thought this was a pretty good video game adaptation. I mean its about a fighting game, so you have to exspect alot of fighting.

Oh I'm also a fan of one liners, so johnny cage did not bother me. I bet you were pretty happy when he was killed in the second movie, huh. lol
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written by Airguitar Demon , June 18, 2008
Mortal Kombat may well have been a PG-13, but like Resident Evil, the only reason it got a '15' certificate in the UK was because the games carried that certificate too.
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written by Ricardodude , June 20, 2008
Whats up with the long black screen at the end, and the End of Part 1 screen at the very end of this video?
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written by HOTsuma91 , June 22, 2008
Zwarrior4life, I'm pretty sure (ie, 100% certain) that Sonya's character is in the 2nd one, but the actress is different. The character is not only written differently, but interpreted differently. Do your homework before being a d-bag.
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written by Phalyn , June 23, 2008
Mortal Kombat was good, for its time.

Looking back it had alot of flaws, other then the ones mentioned here.
I love Christopher Lambert, but he is NOT Raiden, which of course leads to the question, 'well, who would YOU cast as Raiden?' and honestly... I got nothing.

Reptile was one of my favorites in the game serries, back when he looked the same as Sub-Zero and Scorpion, must have had something to do with the color green and my class' pet iguana. Point being, his fight, though entertaining cause he seems to be the only character keeping the generic Liu-Kang on his toes, (seriously, am I the only one who rejoiced when he met his supposed end in MKsmilies/cheesy.gifA?) was, indeed VERY pointless.

And Anialation was even worse. I would love to see the Critic be driven insnae by that movie, they tried to cram all the MK3 characters in, then killed them off after a few seconds(Johnny Cage?), or just ignored them, Nightwolf anyone?
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written by Dove , June 26, 2008
Very funny, as always
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written by Manos , June 27, 2008
"THE EMPEROR'S ASSHOLE?!?!" - LMAO!!!
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written by Ravedrake , July 01, 2008
Street Figher the movie pissed me right off!!!! smilies/angry.gif Talk about a disgrace to Street Figter fans everywhere!!!! They got a chinese guy to play Ryu!!!!! How fucked up can a movie be?! And Honda is like a fat Hawaiian dude?!! Hell NO!! And how low can you go when Guile is played by Jean Claude Van Damme?!! That movie make my top 5 of shittiest movies ever made!!! At least MK was better by a LONGSHOT! MK was okay, but not the greatest either.

I hope he does MK: Anniahilation (i THINK that's how u spell it smilies/cry.gif ) Now THAT was pretty bad, especially how they ruined some of my fav. characters DAMMIT!!!! Especially how they did Motaro and how Sheeva got crushed by a cage! I mean how fucked up was that?! The REAL Sheeva would've picked that cage up and tossed it at Liu Kang!!!
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written by MinnesotaIceman , July 02, 2008
Even though I like MK, that was still a great review. NC, please review Mortal Kombat: Annihilation! MK:A is a horrible movie, and I would love to see you rip it apart in your inimitable style. smilies/smiley.gif
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written by TKWolfman , July 04, 2008
Personally, I liked Mortal Kombat. Granted, it wasn't as gory as the games, but it followed what little story the games had. And besides, Mortal Kombat is a fighting game, so why would the movie be based around anything but fighting? Put simply, Mortal Kombat is probably the best video game movie made to date. Still...that's not saying a lot.
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written by Shinigami , July 06, 2008
As movie first MK was actually rather watchable back then unlike otherly crappy ST movie. They actually made sequals to this so it was clearly some success unlike ST movie. But what can you say, this was better of two in many ways.


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written by Jay_Sun , July 07, 2008
what about mortal kombat:annihalation that was a shitty sequel to a shitty movie
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written by Alexo32386 , July 11, 2008
One thing interesting about this movie is that Cameron Diaz and BRANDON LEE were originally cast as Sonya and Johnny Cage. Diaz broke her wrist and had to drop out and we all know what happened to Lee.
It's weird to think what would have happened if Lee survived to star in this movie. It may have destroyed all the credibility he got from the Crow. Or maybe he would have played the part more serious and it wouldn't suck so much. oh well. Lee kicked ass
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written by stealmysoul , July 12, 2008
scorpion does talk in the movie and he has a pretty cool sounding voice. but i did find it funny with the accents. i wish i had cold balls of fury.
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written by jjthegamer , July 14, 2008
HOW DARE YOU smilies/angry.gif
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written by Excalibur , July 16, 2008
LOL "What kind of Highlander are you?!" I was hoping for more Highlander references
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Lest we Forget.....
written by Keroshino , July 17, 2008
There actually was a MK Cartoon called
“Mortal Kombat: Defenders of the Realm”

And a Live Action TV Show called
“Mortal Kombat: Conquest”

both shows sucked monkey balls tho.....
and now there is going to be a 3rd
Mortal Kombat movie in 2010......
oh....my.....gawd...lol
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written by DragonTyph , July 17, 2008
I am ashamed to say that I nearly pissed myself with this review. In my opinion, you are WAY funnier than the AVGN. You have turned me to the movie side. Why do you use the M.Bison "Of course!" line whenever you say "you guessed it, take over the world!"?
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written by SirSigma , July 22, 2008
LOL the reason Mortal Kombat was spelled with a K was because the creators thought it would look kool.
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written by Nafanya , July 29, 2008
Since this moment I consider sub-zero jamaican! xD
Laughed at tears :'D
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written by Wolftwelve , July 29, 2008
I have to disagree with you I liked MK movie. But the last movie well.. I thought that was OK not great but OK!
But Street Fighter Sucks I dont really like the games but I would much rather play the games. smilies/smiley.gif
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written by Metalheads , August 02, 2008
this is the first video when i dissagreed with everything he said, and my problems were

1. i dont get why he complains about fight scenes in a fighting movie
2. he said kano's english accent was an annoying one
3. i actually found jonny cage's one liners quite funny
4. the characters have been incorporated into the story very well

overall i love the mortal kombat movie, and although i accept the nostalgia critic's opinion i completely dissagree with it
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written by ChadVision , August 03, 2008
I would have to say Mortal Kombat is one of my guilty pleasures along with Guyver 2 but I have to agree, that the movie sucked pretty bad. I don't know why I like this movie, maybe because my cousin and I watched it all the time when it came out on VHS. I am usually harsh on movies (Like Indiana Jones 4) but for some reason I like this one.
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written by ChadVision , August 03, 2008
You have to review Mortal Kombat: Annihilation... that movie pissed me off soooo much. smilies/angry.gif It made the first one look like The Godfather in comparison.
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written by Poof E Hair , August 06, 2008
Johnny Cage seems way too similar to Nicholas Cage. Coincidence? smilies/kiss.gif
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written by MOVIELORD101 , August 08, 2008
what's that sound effect you play every time Johnny Cage cracks wise badly? i wanna know!
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written by ilTGWTG , August 11, 2008
I'm asian and I would usually be offended but WHO FUCKING CARES THIS IS HILARIOUS.Insult us all you want IT'S funnier.
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written by Nostalgiafan , August 11, 2008
i thought the video was good but your the one complaining about fight in a CRAZY FIGHTING video game it has to or else the companies complain there wasn't enough fighting in a FIGHTING movie based off MORTAL COMBAT its like saying there's too many pokemon in the pokemon movies that's how it is
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written by ozsem , August 11, 2008
Johnny Cage made me laugh.

Mortal kombat second movie was worst than this one.
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written by ZAO , August 17, 2008
OK... let me just start of by saying that I am a HARDCORE AVGN FAN and the only reason im in this website right now is because ive seen the nerd's response to your guy's video.

Now ive been watching a little bit of your movies and they all made me laugh really hard and Ive totaly agreed with most of them. But cmon! MORTAL KOMBAT ?! You can't talk like that about Mortal Kombat, man. That movie kicked ass! You know it :-)

Anyway, Great job on the street fighter movie, that sucked asses. seriously.
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written by Chouji111111 , August 17, 2008
I made a new game. You take a swig from your beer every time Johnny Cage says a One liner. smilies/grin.gif
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"This Is Where You Fall Down...!"
written by ElectronicaFan83 , August 18, 2008
I love this review. Has so many funny moments. I remember Bridgette Wilson-Sampras being a good screamer in both Last Action Hero and this film but I couldn't stop laughing at the pee-take in this review! "LET ME GGGGOOOOOO!!!!"

I never liked Christopher Lambert and glad he pulled up some of his lines such as "The Emperor's Asshole!"

Two thumbs up and better than the Street Fighter review! "OF COURSE!"
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written by gamepopper , August 18, 2008
I really like the Mortal Kombat Movie. But I think you should review Mortal Kombat: Annihilation, that is the real shit
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written by Zenergy , August 24, 2008
Mortal Kombat had a better plot, better acting and better dialogue than Jurassic Park did.
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written by JamesTheNintendoNerd , August 26, 2008
I AGREE! smilies/grin.gif
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written by Tkscz , September 03, 2008
I actually liked the Mortal CKombat movie. Sure some of the fight scenes were pointless why did they fight nameless ninjas in the beginning?) But it stuck to the Mortal CKombat storyline.
Unlike the street fighter movie which made no sense what-so-ever, starred a french man who plays the most american video game character ever, and got every bodies back story wrong.
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written by gamepopper , September 04, 2008
Where's the "Those were $500 glasses you asshole" one liner and and Goro getting a punch in the crotch
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written by Booster37 , September 06, 2008
I really can't possibly see how the movie would have been rated R. Not a lot of elder teenagers were actually playing MK, let alone Street Fighter.
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written by Altorin , September 07, 2008
I don't really know how you can hold pointless fight scenes as a point against Mortal Kombat.

The movie had plenty enough to complain about, but at least there was plenty of fighting, and it was USUALLY between iconic MK characters (Liu Kang vs the black guy and the army of ghost people really should have been redesigned to feature more MK characters, I don't care if it felt like SF's "need every character" syndrome, at least they'd be fighting)
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What about Mortal Kombat: Annihilation?
written by TJ1380 , September 09, 2008
That was FAR worse than the first Mortal Kombat. It had lots of plot holes, seemingly important characters that disappear and are never mentioned again after only a few minutes of screen time (it even brings back a character that died in the first movie with no explanation only to have him disappear after one scene), cheesier special effects, and even more pointless action scenes than the first movie. They couldn't even get most of the cast from the first movie to come back; nearly every character was recast.

Say what you want about the first Mortal Kombat movie. It's a masterpiece compared to its sequel.
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written by TheJoker666 , September 09, 2008
i disagree, johnny cage was pretty cool, and i loved the action, and it had a good resemblance to the game,
now the SECOND one... different story,
johnny cage dies within the first minute, jax is just... HORRIBLE! cyrax and sektor, 2 of my fav MK characters, were ruined, and it had terrible acting, except for lou... lao... w/e the guy who played lui kang, cuz hes the only one that acted in the 1st one, i guess sub-zero did okay but he was in it for 2 min (w/ a terrible fight scene w/ scorpion and scorpion had the WORST one liner "SUCKERS!!!!" ... yeah) smilies/cry.gif
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written by rich5007 , September 14, 2008
whos the big hot bag of air smilies/cheesy.gif brilliant
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written by chokethechicken , September 14, 2008
pointless violence and action??? thats what the whole game was about, POINTLESS VIOLENCE! but the games are awesome none the less, and i kinda like this movie
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written by THE MASTER , September 15, 2008
Goro has penis fingers.
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written by Sloth , September 29, 2008
You know there's a sequel to this movie right?

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...Well? Hop to it!
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Mortal Kombat!!! *cues music*
written by SimonW , October 04, 2008
Okay, first off, you got guts to review a decent movie that for it's time was pretty cool and in my books has gone down into the "classics" of movies made from video games. Which, by the way, there are not many (none that I can name currently).

A lot of people say it was a good movie and I agree with them and I am sure even you must have liked something in this movie. Though I know you have to review all the plot holes and things (I mean, it is what you do), sometimes it isn't that good to tell it like it is...though you are very brave for doing so and I admire you for that.
Overall, a good review to a decent (and now classic) movie that is definitely better then Street Fighter The Movie.
And as you say, the PG-13 rating was a real nut buster. They had to make it a more "toned down, family-friendly" movie.
And yes, it is called Mortal Kombat, I mean, would you have preferred they called it Mortal Combat and not make it so much like the game???
Anyway, I seem to understand why there appeared to be too many characters in this movie (though thankfully not as many in Street Fighter) and at least they made the effort to structure the plot well around so many of the Mortal Kombat characters.
Anyway, as always, keep up the good work in your reviews. Two thumbs up from me.

SimonW.
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written by LucidusAtra , October 11, 2008
The plot of the MK movie is pretty much exactly the same as the plot of the first game, except for the part where they go to outworld. In the game MK2, the tournament is held in outworld, but it's never mentioned in the first game. And by "in the first game" of course I mean "in the first game's instruction manual," 'cause there is really no plot conveyed whatsoever in any of the earlier MK games.
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written by JinLee86 , October 11, 2008
"The plot of the MK movie is pretty much exactly the same as the plot of the first game, except for the part where they go to outworld."

I think the only thing people REALLY had a problem (aside from those just looking to nitpick and bitch all the time) was the lack of blood. I don't see this as being a big deal, after all... you don't fucking bleed every time someone punches you.
I also think a lot of people whined about Sub-Zero and Scorpion being on "the same side" and weren't given the chance to fight each other. Again, I didn't mind this, because the movie excused it by making you believe they're being controlled by Shang Tsung to some degree.
Also... I think the Scorpion vs. Sub-Zero rivalry should star in its own movie.
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written by killahfam69 , October 14, 2008
those movie were a year apart i seen street fighter x-mas 1994 day yeah i had a sucky x-mas mortal kombat 95 which was good video game movie compared to the others at the time like double dragon
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Hello!
written by Luckybolt97 , October 20, 2008
The reason Liu Kang is going up against Shang Tsung is so that he can get revenge on him for killing his parents!
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written by ghazzterThaOG , October 21, 2008
I remember this movie scared the shit out of me. I was scared because of all the "good" CGI graphics and sound effects, but now when I watch this movie today, I see how cheesy it is and how stupid I was to even be scared of it.
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written by ghazzterThaOG , October 21, 2008
Christopher Lambert is awesome, hes the fucking Highlander!!!!!!
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written by EatKen3 , October 29, 2008
Sticking to the cliche plot of the games. That and no real gore.
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You nitpicker!
written by HugeNCfan93 , November 01, 2008
I liked this movie, and you're nitpicking. I like Chris Lambert, I like Johnny Cage, I like the pointless fighting, I hate Goro, you are totally wrong about this movie! I know this review is for entertainment, but you aren't entertaining me; just pissing me off!smilies/angry.gif
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written by HugeNCfan93 , November 01, 2008
If the movie was rated R, then the core audience of the game (teenagers, I'm presuming) wouldn't be able to watch it. I never saw any adults playing Mortal Kombat, or any game, for that matter.
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written by S_Pac_3:16 , November 02, 2008
Street Fighter was a load of crap, that I do agree with. But Mortal Kombat the movie was awesome. I still consider it THE best game movie ever(Silent Hill a close second). They were pretty dead-on with the story and the fighting. That is what MK was all about. People just want to hate because it is a video game based movie...
But if we were to talk about the sequel(MK:Annihilation) then yeah, THAT sucked! Do a video for THAT and I'll be happy! smilies/tongue.gif
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MORTAL KOMBAT! DU DU DU, DU DU, DU DU DU DU!
written by Vyers , November 14, 2008
It's a funny review, but I don't agree with you about how bad the Mortal Kombat movie is.

The Street Fighter Animated Movie, and the Mortal Kombat Live Action Movie were both released about 13 years ago, and were (in my opinion) the best attempts at a computer game movie that had ever been made.

Fast forward to the present day, and I don't think anyone can argue decisively that that's changed.
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it sucks that it wasn't good
written by aerocheder , November 17, 2008
they wanted it rated pg-13 because it would attract more people mortal
kombat in the arcade would attract people for it's blood but in movies
thats nothing new but they still should have still kept the gore and made it
rated R
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written by The original PA , November 19, 2008
I don't hate that movie, since i saw the second one. i buy it only for 5 dollars, and i regret to buy this piece os shit. Thank you Nostalgia Critic to prove to myself that vide games movie cannot be good.
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Wait a minute...
written by lalakingpinoy , November 19, 2008
Hey... was that a closeup clip of a real ass hole (opacity down to a minimum), when
Cage shouted "Nooooo!" after Raiden said "The Emperor's Asshole"?

Who's ass hole is that?!?!

Now I'm dying with laughter!
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written by HugeNCfan93 , November 23, 2008
Street Fighter was a load of crap, that I do agree with. But Mortal Kombat the movie was awesome. I still consider it THE best game movie ever(Silent Hill a close second). They were pretty dead-on with the story and the fighting. That is what MK was all about. People just want to hate because it is a video game based movie...
But if we were to talk about the sequel(MK:Annihilation) then yeah, THAT sucked! Do a video for THAT and I'll be happy!

What he said.smilies/wink.gif
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written by Lady Raven , November 24, 2008
I do agree, Street Fighter was a horrible movie but I didn't think Mortal Kombat was that bad considering the fact they did it PG-13. It is a movie I will watch once in a blue moon but I will watch it again once I start to forget what it was about.
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5 out of 10
written by Husky , December 01, 2008
...that's how i rate the MK movie at best. Sure the maker's couldn't include the game's violence cause of the PG-13 rating (to which they were kinda forced, video-games not really being considered an adult media at the time) but the characters in the games just offer so much more than the lame good-vs-evil plot shown here + lambert has got to be the biggest miscast i've ever seen: Raiden is ASIAN and a SINISTER LIGHTNING SHOOTING BMF and not a moron giving entirely pointless, heard-it-all-before motivation speeches!! Then again the 3 heroes dont fit their games alter ego either - well at least peta wilson is hot^^

Easily better than Street Fighter (as stated by most people) cause you get what you'd expect in movie based on a fighting game (which normally doesn't involve shooting^^)

Review is pretty good, though not filled with memorable quotes like your recent works...well, except:"The emperor's asshole???"-"NOOOOOOO!!!" smilies/cheesy.gif
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MK was good!
written by Joshua 1997 , December 06, 2008
I liked Mortal Kombat. Game and movie. I myself enjoyed the combat scenes, also when raiden was talking to them he was practcally testing them to find the inner self. Like in the end Liu shoots like some fire out that knocks Shang into spikes. Thou your right Sonya getting captured was BS, she is trained and like a tom-boy.
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wow looks pretty shit.
written by david wev , December 13, 2008
that review was awesome and that film was shit!
what were they thinking! 8-|
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written by Or3st1s , December 19, 2008
...because hes Asian
hahaha, just getting away with it!
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the emperors...
written by qmattp , December 25, 2008
A$$HOLE?
jcage:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! smilies/grin.gif
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holy crap
written by funkyfresh007 , December 29, 2008
did you see that.....it was a knocked over statue


scoripian was and still is my favorite
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written by NowYouDie , January 04, 2009
Great videos.


Liu Kang is... uh... Asian.
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Hilarity ensued!
written by Takatchi , January 04, 2009
This was the first review I watched after a friend directed me and I totally love the site. smilies/cheesy.gif

To be fair, I think the Reptile fight was probably the single most awesome fight in the film. Even if it was random and shoehorned.
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