E.T. The Porno
Written by Brad Jones Thursday, 07 January 2010 00:26
Comments (226)
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01.07.2010 - 00:41 | The Hardcore Kid
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01.07.2010 - 03:20 | Matthew GThen I hope for you that you don't speak german.
The way E.T. talks, whoa
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01.07.2010 - 06:45 | Lee is Still Gaming*sniff*
[color=red][b][size=x- large]GET THAT SOLDIER A BUNK[/size][/b][/color]
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01.08.2010 - 03:27 | RuinerXXSinCityThis traumatizing horror of a porno isn't even close to being the most obscure, and bat shit insane thing Brad/Cinema Snob has reviewed. Yes this is fucking gross, but trust me when I say you haven't seen anything yet. For example how about a film where after eating a radioactive turkey the main character's head transforms into a turkey's head. He then runs around killing as many drug dealers as possible.
I'm not sure if someone else posted it already in comments, but I am going to post his website address below.
http:// www.thecinemasnob.com/
Don't you just hate it when website addresses are impossibly complicated? lol ;)
I honestly recommend you at least check out "Tales from the Quadead Zone", and "Black Devil Doll from Hell".
P.S. WELCOME BRAD! It's nice to see someone who truly deserves it is picked up by TGWTG.
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02.28.2011 - 00:26 | ladydiskette
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...................and here I thought Mac and Cheese was the worst thing to happen to E.T. have fun seeing that alien in your nightmares Cinema Snob.
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01.07.2010 - 00:43 | monotar
Oh hi CS! :lol: Welcome to TGWTG, i hope you're here to stay :D
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01.07.2010 - 01:30 | Gamer_Ely
i was overjoyed to see his name, then i was like... dude somebody stole his name, then it was actually him.. wooo, then the movie nearly made me puke
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01.10.2010 - 04:10 | RuinerXXSinCityI can't blame ya, that "costume" just blazes with a stomach churning aura. If I didn't know any better, and came across the preview picture that is displayed before hitting the play button I would swear this was a "2 girls 1 cup" rivaling SCAT porn. Either way that body suit looks like it was made by forcing someone to go swimming in a septic tank wearing a leotard.
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01.07.2010 - 00:45 | stevejohnson232
Sweet! Snob on TGWTG. And what a wonderful debut video too. Can Kung Tai Ted be far behind?
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01.07.2010 - 00:44 | jawmuncher
FUCK YES CINEMA SNOB HAS FINALLY MADE IT TO TGWTG!!!!!!!!
I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS DAY!!!!! :)
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03.14.2010 - 20:14 | mrskippy
Hence; Channel Awesome...
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Hey Brad! It's good to see you on tgwtg.com. I've been a fan of your site since one of your videos was featured on Spoony's website. This place is getting better all the time! Hilarious video, by the way. Where'd you even find this film?
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01.07.2010 - 00:47 | Fangoram
Finally the glory of Pierre Kirby will be washed over the masses. congratulations brad
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01.07.2010 - 00:48 | cyclopsfan1
Yes! The Snob is now on TGWTG. Excellent.
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01.07.2010 - 00:49 | mwong04
THE SNOB IS IN!!But I never thought you'd ever make it. BUT THANK GOD ITS THE SNOB!!
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01.07.2010 - 00:51 | traceaceCS on the site now! :woohoo: I do sort of wish you didn't ever mention this movie though, man. There's some things I would rather not know existed. :pinch:
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01.07.2010 - 00:55 | jnywest
congrats Brad!!!
You are an excellent addition to TGWTG.com!
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01.07.2010 - 00:57 | tcn11
horrayyy
i knew youd make it!
welcome to the site
and enjoy having your videos get alot more veiws
:D
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01.07.2010 - 00:57 | Lord AdamyteAnd when I thought the site couldn't get any better, here comes the Cinema Snob.
TGWTG another step closer to WORLD DOMINATION!
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01.07.2010 - 00:58 | Zouri
Welcome to this site!
This movie, dear GOD. I really wish I never knew this existed...
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01.07.2010 - 01:02 | Prons
I'm glad you're on the site, too bad this video makes me want to barf. :P
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01.07.2010 - 01:02 | DoomGuy
I'd heard of this movie, but I'd never seen much of it
Thanks for clearing that up ;)
Also, your voice is perfect for this kind of thing
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01.07.2010 - 01:02 | artimusE.T. The Porno is probably the absolute best way to enter this site.
Congratulations, man!
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01.07.2010 - 01:04 | Nova Neko
and my child hood takes another hit
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01.07.2010 - 01:04 | The_Awesometeer
Welcome
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When I checked the site for new videos and saw your name on the front page, I had a little dance in my chair. "Brad finally made it onto TGWTG! I wonder what his first video here will be like?"
About twelve minutes later and I feel dirtier and more disturbed than I ever have before D:
Glad to see you on board here Snob!
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01.07.2010 - 01:05 | The Angry Movie Dork 2Holy shit, that look's creepy :unsure:
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01.07.2010 - 01:08 | dungeonmaster11
I know it's already been said by other commenters, but it's awesome to see you on the site, Brad, and I really do hope you're here to stay! :woohoo:
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01.07.2010 - 01:08 | Deimos1984rd
YES!!! It's the Cinema Snob!!
Welcome to TGWTG.
I am trying....and I mean TRYING to erase this mov...I mean porno from my memory but it keeps on coming back to me like a deadly virus...my childhood is dead...What the fuck were they thinking??? AND WHY E.T.???
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01.07.2010 - 01:13 | AngryJoeShow
[b]OH MY GOD![/b]
MY EYES!!! THEY BURNNNN
[i]*googles E.T. The Porno*[/i]
..shutup you know you did it too.
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01.07.2010 - 18:41 | Rock GolemI'm hoping it was just to find out if this was for real.Me personally, I don't want to know.
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01.07.2010 - 01:13 | lestat2150Jesus ET the porno, and big foot porn? Fuck where do you find this lol.
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01.07.2010 - 01:19 | BatOtaku13
welcome to TGWTG cinema snob! you'll feel right at home here!
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01.07.2010 - 01:20 | Michaelbaykilledmyfamily
Congrats on getting on TGWTG brad, if anyone deserved some more exposure it's you
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01.07.2010 - 01:20 | Nevermind
Congratulations,Brad.
Finally on That Guy With The Glasses.
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Oh God, there goes my childhood.... :X