E.T. The Porno

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  • The Hardcore Kid
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    WHERE....IN X'HAL'S KNICKERS DID YOU COME ACROSS THIS?!?!?
    Oh God, there goes my childhood.... :X
  • Matthew G
    Then I hope for you that you don't speak german.

    The way E.T. talks, whoa
  • Lee is Still Gaming
    *sniff*

    [color=red][b][size=x- large]GET THAT SOLDIER A BUNK[/size][/b][/color]
  • RuinerXXSinCity
    This traumatizing horror of a porno isn't even close to being the most obscure, and bat shit insane thing Brad/Cinema Snob has reviewed. Yes this is fucking gross, but trust me when I say you haven't seen anything yet. For example how about a film where after eating a radioactive turkey the main character's head transforms into a turkey's head. He then runs around killing as many drug dealers as possible.



    I'm not sure if someone else posted it already in comments, but I am going to post his website address below.

    http:// www.thecinemasnob.com/

    Don't you just hate it when website addresses are impossibly complicated? lol ;)

    I honestly recommend you at least check out "Tales from the Quadead Zone", and "Black Devil Doll from Hell".

    P.S. WELCOME BRAD! It's nice to see someone who truly deserves it is picked up by TGWTG.
  • ladydiskette
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    0__0

    ...................and here I thought Mac and Cheese was the worst thing to happen to E.T. have fun seeing that alien in your nightmares Cinema Snob.
  • Baby Hitler
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    Makes a more sense than the Great Gazoo traveling to Earth in the Stone Age to learn about sex.
  • monotar
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    Oh hi CS! :lol: Welcome to TGWTG, i hope you're here to stay :D
  • Gamer_Ely
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    i was overjoyed to see his name, then i was like... dude somebody stole his name, then it was actually him.. wooo, then the movie nearly made me puke
  • RuinerXXSinCity
    I can't blame ya, that "costume" just blazes with a stomach churning aura. If I didn't know any better, and came across the preview picture that is displayed before hitting the play button I would swear this was a "2 girls 1 cup" rivaling SCAT porn. Either way that body suit looks like it was made by forcing someone to go swimming in a septic tank wearing a leotard.
  • stevejohnson232
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    Sweet! Snob on TGWTG. And what a wonderful debut video too. Can Kung Tai Ted be far behind?
  • jawmuncher
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    FUCK YES CINEMA SNOB HAS FINALLY MADE IT TO TGWTG!!!!!!!!

    I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS DAY!!!!! :)
  • psyquack  - So cool!
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    I'm so glad to see you here!!! This site is overloading on awesomeness!
  • mrskippy
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    Hence; Channel Awesome...
  • Titus Andronicus  - Yay!
    Hey Brad! It's good to see you on tgwtg.com. I've been a fan of your site since one of your videos was featured on Spoony's website. This place is getting better all the time! Hilarious video, by the way. Where'd you even find this film?
  • Fangoram
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    Finally the glory of Pierre Kirby will be washed over the masses. congratulations brad
  • cyclopsfan1
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    Yes! The Snob is now on TGWTG. Excellent.
  • mwong04
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    THE SNOB IS IN!!But I never thought you'd ever make it. BUT THANK GOD ITS THE SNOB!!
  • traceace
    CS on the site now! :woohoo: I do sort of wish you didn't ever mention this movie though, man. There's some things I would rather not know existed. :pinch:
  • DrProfessor  - SWEETNESS!
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    I'm so glad to see The Snob on tgwtg.
    GOOD LUCK, BRAD!


    -Travis W.
  • jobywonkanobi  - hell yes
    sweet the cinema snob is offically on tgwtg glad to see you made you dude!
  • jnywest
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    congrats Brad!!!

    You are an excellent addition to TGWTG.com!
  • tcn11
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    horrayyy
    i knew youd make it!
    welcome to the site
    and enjoy having your videos get alot more veiws
    :D
  • Lord Adamyte
    And when I thought the site couldn't get any better, here comes the Cinema Snob.

    TGWTG another step closer to WORLD DOMINATION!
  • Zouri
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    Welcome to this site!

    This movie, dear GOD. I really wish I never knew this existed...
  • Prons
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    I'm glad you're on the site, too bad this video makes me want to barf. :P
  • DoomGuy
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    I'd heard of this movie, but I'd never seen much of it
    Thanks for clearing that up ;)

    Also, your voice is perfect for this kind of thing
  • artimus
    E.T. The Porno is probably the absolute best way to enter this site.

    Congratulations, man!
  • Nova Neko
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    and my child hood takes another hit
  • Doctor_Whoof  - SNOB ON TGWTG YES
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    When I checked the site for new videos and saw your name on the front page, I had a little dance in my chair. "Brad finally made it onto TGWTG! I wonder what his first video here will be like?"

    About twelve minutes later and I feel dirtier and more disturbed than I ever have before D:

    Glad to see you on board here Snob!
  • dungeonmaster11
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    I know it's already been said by other commenters, but it's awesome to see you on the site, Brad, and I really do hope you're here to stay! :woohoo:
  • Deimos1984rd
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    YES!!! It's the Cinema Snob!!
    Welcome to TGWTG.


    I am trying....and I mean TRYING to erase this mov...I mean porno from my memory but it keeps on coming back to me like a deadly virus...my childhood is dead...What the fuck were they thinking??? AND WHY E.T.???
  • AngryJoeShow
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    [b]OH MY GOD![/b]
    MY EYES!!! THEY BURNNNN

    [i]*googles E.T. The Porno*[/i]

    ..shutup you know you did it too.
  • Rock Golem
    I'm hoping it was just to find out if this was for real.Me personally, I don't want to know.
  • lestat2150
    Jesus ET the porno, and big foot porn? Fuck where do you find this lol.
  • BatOtaku13
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    welcome to TGWTG cinema snob! you'll feel right at home here!
  • Michaelbaykilledmyfamily
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    Congrats on getting on TGWTG brad, if anyone deserved some more exposure it's you
  • Nevermind
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    Congratulations,Brad.
    Finally on That Guy With The Glasses.
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