Top 11 Nostalgia Critic Fuckups? Sounds like somebody's gonna be out of town that week! :P

Ooh! And A Super Special Top Secret Review? Wonder what it could be of?

Hi everyone,

I wanted to get a clarification from Doug about which shitty Captain America movie he'd be reviewing (there's three!), and he confirmed that he will be reviewing the 1990 Captain America film starring Matt Salinger, not the 1970s Reb Brown version.

So, no, the Cap video won't be anything like, "CAPTAIN AMERICA HE'S THE MAYUN CAPTAIN AMERICA HE'S THE MAYUNNN!!!! CAP'S WORLD!!!" or anything like that. Does that mean the Reb Brown film will never be covered on ThatGuyWithTheGlasses? Time will tell.

Darn you and your mysteriousness, Doug and the gang! I wanna know what the "Special Top Secret Review" is!

I have a feeling it'll be worth it!
I'm a little glad to see We're back on here.. whenever I tried telling people about it no one knew what it was. I was going crazy! John Goodman and Yeardley Smith in a dinosaur movie... no wonder I got weird looks growing up.
haha, Captain America! I can only imagine how you're going to rip that movie a new one.... yikes..hopefully mention the new one coming out! :side: :side:

Aww shame Watership Down or Flash Gordon wasn't chosen, but you only have so much time to do it all. I can see why you passed them up for now.

And Captain America? Oh dear, it seems Reb Brown is coming back to the TGWTG site.

That Captain America was pretty bad. Hopefully they can actually do something good with the 2011 movie.

Can I get a "hell yeah!" for "We're Back: A Dinosaur's Story" and "Cool as Ice" (can't wait for the Critic to torch Vanilla Ice )?

But now you've gotten me uber intrigued over the Nostalgia Critic Fuck-Ups and, naturally, the Super Duper Top Secret Review...

Glad to see We're Back and the new vs old Wonka. Both should be very interesting.

Top 11 NC fuckups? It's nice to see a critic out there who's willing to poke fun at himself for entertainment. Great selections all around.

(Mexican Rage) Deja de hacer reviews, comparar o hablar sobre peliculas del nuevo milenio, entiende Nostalgia Critic, tu no eres bueno con cosas de este milenio y mucho menos lo regularmente insatisfactoria que fue Willy Wonka del nuevo milenio (End Mexican Rage)
And i also want to se the top 11 NC Fuckups...there are a lot of Fuckups of the Nostalgia Critic, muajajaja
(By the way Premier Guy Team 5 - Nostalgia Critic Team 0)

Blank Check? Oh my I cannot WAIT for you to rip that piece of crap apart.

August 11th - We're Back - god this movie was terrible

August 18th - Warriors of Virtue- never heard of this one

August 25th - Captain America-:woohoo:

September 1st - Top 11 Nostalgia Critic Fuckups - sounds interesting, can't wait

September 8th - Special Top Secret Review - hmm i wonder what it could be

September 15th - Blank Check :woohoo:

Spetember 22nd - New vs Old - Willy Wonka - SWEET! i knew you were gonna do this one

September 29th - Cool as Ice - FINALLY! this piece of shit deserves to be ripped a new asshole HAHAHAHA!!!

October 6th - Suburban Commando - holy crap! a hulk hogan movie! DESTROY THIS MOVIE! DESTROY THIS MOVIE FOR ALL OF US!!!

this is by far the best list yet! :woohoo:

Excellent, you're finally doing Blank Check.

The top 11 Nostalgia Critic fuckups sounds interesting.

8/11 We're Back--That was the same time Jurassic Park was the king of the box office so it would be a fun look back.

8/18 Warriors of Virtue--Movie_Brat is going to love this review.

8/25 Captain America--YES! This movie deserves the shit piled upon shit review.

9/1 Top 11 Nostalgia Critic fuck ups--Basically a deleted scenes speical of the show.

9/8 Special Top Secret Review--I hope it's either The Wonder Years or Freaks and Geeks or another new segement between these two shows in a Nostalgic Throwdown.

9/15 Blank Check--Worf's son has his own movie...let's hope for the worse.

9/22 Old vs. New Wily Wonka--ALRIGHT! My money is on the Gene Wilder verison because Johnny Depp tries too hard to be freaky in the newer verison.

9/29 Cool as Ice--YES! YES! 1,000x YES!!!

10/6 Suburban Commando--Just saw the movie last weekend and let's just say there is nothing original about this movie and I am just saying it loosely about the movie. Hulk Hogan made Dolph Lundgren look like Tom Hanks in terms of acting.

Here are some requests for future NC episodes:

Old vs. New--Scooby Doo cartoons vs. Scooby Doo films

Top 11 Even More Scariest Nostalgic Moments

The Wonder Years and/or Freaks and Geeks if you can't put either of those shows on Sept. 8th

Top 11 Back to the Future Moments

Star Wars month

Old vs. New--Big vs. 13 Going on 30 (a joint comparision with the nostalgia chick)

Family Matters (or ABC's TGIF tribute show)

Can't wait for the new schedule, NC, and yes I can hardly wait for the reviews of Last Action Hero and Captain N, The Game Master!

Captain America??
FINALLY!!! Go NC!!! :cheer: :woohoo:

And here I thought it was a super special review of the movie Top Secret! starring Val Kilmer.

Old Vs. New:
1986 Transformers Vs. Michael Bay Transformers (Just because the Chick "Stole" the review from you doesn't mean you can't do an old vs. new review.

Original vs remake-Day the Earth Stood Still

50's vs. Spielberg War of the Worlds

Original Phantom Of The Opera Play Vs. Recent movie version of the play (If you can, that would be a little tricky)

(Equally tricky and seemingly implausible right now) Holy Grail vs. Spamalot.

Also on a side note what could the "Secret Review" be? It's Maddening!

SPECIAL?

TOP-SECRET?!

REVIEW?!?!

another nice list of future viewings.

for halloween, are you planning maybe to review the leprechaun movie? you know, the one about the killer leprechaun out for his pot of gold?

or, maybe could review the whole movie series (only 6 movies...)!

i enjoy the movies, but its easy to point out how ridiculous it often gets. speaking of which, the child's play series is also another one that could easily be made fun of. just some thoughts... whatever you do, im sure it'll be something humerous/entertaining

August 25th - Captain America

Apparently really horrible, I've just seen bits and pieces of it.

September 1st - Top 11 Nostalgia Critic Fuckups

My interest is picqued

September 8th - Special Top Secret Review

ORLY? My interest is REALLY picqued

September 15th - Blank Check

I actually liked this movie, but it should be nice to see it ripped to shreds :P

Spetember 22nd - New vs Old - Willy Wonka

This should be a tough one

October 6th - Suburban Commando

I LOVED this movie as a kid.. we'll see how it aged. I put it in the same boat as Harry and the Hendersons.. Awkward Dad, played by very funnny guy, finds giant brute in the middle of nowhere, then tries really hard to keep it underwraps while the big brute teaches him something about being a good husband and a father.

All taht childhood nostalgic love though, pales in my want to see you rip it to pieces, and I truly can't wait.. I really can't wait to see doug's expression when that other alien talks with the high voice. THat should be hilarious.

Looking forward to the We're Back and Willy Wonka reviews. The September 1 one should be interesting, too.

hey, when do we get a heads-up on the next 9 nostalgia chicks?
not that your stuff isn't awesome, doug...

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do do dodo dodo do do do dodo...

August 11th - We're Back

I've seen that.

August 18th - Warriors of Virtue

Haven't seen that.

August 25th - Captain America

Ditto.

September 1st - Top 11 Nostalgia Critic Fuckups

A list of stuff that the critic missed? THE FANS HAVE SPOKEN!

September 8th - Special Top Secret Review

FANBOYGASM!

September 15th - Blank Check

Heard about it.

Spetember 22nd - New vs Old - Willy Wonka

I still need to watch the new one. Man, didn't the old school Oompa Loompa's freak me out!

September 29th - Cool as Ice

AKA The Vanilla Ice movie.

October 6th - Suburban Commando

*Looks up* HULK HOGAN? CAMEO BY THE UNDERTAKER? WTF?

I've been wondering when you would do a Willy Wonker showdown. My prediction:
Wonker - Old
Kids - New
Music - Old
Story - New
Overall - I say he'll go for the original, just because its a classic and the remake just seemed unnesessary. Good, but not really needed.

The Fuckups are what I'm most looking forward to. There should be loads of good bloopers for him to count down.

Aw yeah. Captain America! I requested this a while back. Can't wait to see you rip that movie's rubber ears off!

It also should be noted that the Fuckups is the 100th episode of the Nostalgia Critic.

Special top secret movie review :dry:
That... mysterious. I cant wait to see this.

August 11th - We're Back--Sweet, A Request is chosen! (Just Promise me you'll go easy on Walter Cronkite since he's a freshly minted "Ceased to be")

August 18th - Warriors of Virtue--Holy Shit, I forgot About this one! Probably the most assinine movie about Kangaroos of all time...until "Kangaroo Jack" (Hint, hint).

August 25th - Captain America (EDIT: Apparantly, this is going to be for the 1990 verson which I think is painful, and Not the 1979 Reb Brown Epic...which I think is excruciating...at least that's what the various Wiki's tell me)

September 1st - Top 11 Nostalgia Critic Fuckups--I was actually going to suggest this for a future release, but regardless I think it's cool to acknowledge mistakes (coughcough...SNAPCRACKLEPOP...Coughcough).

September 8th - Special Top Secret Review--Oh, COME ON! We can't wait that long for any surprises! Can't you just give us a little hint?

September 15th - Blank Check--Another Long ago request, Whoo!

Spetember 22nd - New vs Old - Willy Wonka--I've seen major requests for this, I'm looking forward to it (PS, It's gotta be Classic Wonka by a Country Mile).

September 29th - Cool as Ice--What's that? (GOES TO CHECK YT) Ahh! Ahhhh! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

October 6th - Suburban Commando--I knew a Hulk Hogan movie was gonna get looked at one of these days...but for some reason, I was hoping for "Mr. Nanny"

And now for my Top 11 Future picks

11. "Hudson Hawk"
10. "The Magic Voyage" (Perfect for Columbus Day week)
9. "Once Upon a Forrest"
8. "Houseguest"
7. "First Kid"
6. "Freddie The Frog" (AKA "F.R.O.7")
5. "Small Wonder"
4. "TGIF" Month (Family Matters, Perfect Strangers, Step By Step, Boy Meets World, or whichever best represents the franchise)
3. "A Troll In Central Park"
2. "The Pebble & The Penguin"

And my number one pick for a future release is...(Say it With me now)

1. "CATS DON'T DANCE!" (In the name of Bob Barker, have this animal Spayed AND Neutered)

"And that's the way it is..." Seriously, be careful when you do "We're Back".

AAAAA!!! I'm not the only one who knows about this movie!!! Thank you God! Someone else knows how shitty this movie is! :woohoo:

AAAAAAAAAA!!! This movie tooooooo!!!!

It'd be hilarious if the Special Top Secret Review is.....

Top Secret! starring Val Kilmer

True, it was bad, but, OMG, oh so funny

Even though there were a lot of bad things about the movie, I can't help but like it. Captain America is my favorite hero and hopefully the new Cap movie will make me forget the old one.

Captain America is played by Reb Brown, the guy who also played in Space Mutiny and Yor. I wonder if he'll go the Spoony route.

When you started doing the old vs. new segment, I KNEW Wonka was gonna be put on the chopping block soon.

Even nostalgia aside, Wilder trumps Depp, hands down. Can't wait to see if the Burton version actually gets any points (hope you break the 2 for 2 tiebreaker formula from the last two).

Either way, excellent list for the first weeks of school.

You know, I was thinking the exact same thing when I first saw it listed.

8/11 - ...FINALLY, this atom bomb will be ripped a new one.
8/18 - Just looked it up. ...dear god.
8/25 - Oh boy, another superhero shitfest.
9/01 - O_o
9/08 - Hmm... what could it be...
9/15 - Never heard of it.
9/22 - Hey, one of my suggestions!
9/29 - ...a Vanilla Ice movie. ...a VANILLA ICE movie. ...dear, god.
10/6 - HULK HOGAN?!?!? Oh, WHY (star in a bad movie)!!!

Suggestions:

-Highlander II: The Quickening
-Cat's Don't Dance (Hey, I saw all the other suggestions for it, so it must be bad)
-Top 11 Scariest TV Episodes
-Small Soldiers

I'm looking forward to We're Back, Warriors of Virtue and the New and Old of Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory movies.

Actually, it only looks like it's the 100th show because a bunch of Trailers/specials were added (Which shouldn't count).

According to the Wikipedia page, "Fuckups" is officialy Show #93, while the list ending with "Suburban Commando" will be the official show #98, making Show 100 on/around October 21st.

Speaking of which, the 100th show should be a Spinal Tap-ish mockumentary of how TGWTG.com rose to prominence...but that's just a suggestion.

actually a mockumentary would be a good idea for the 100th video