Top Secret Review: Alone in the Dark

[Squeezebox]

I saw it by myself and it hurt, thats how bad it was. I esp liked the three stoogies theme they had for this collab. They do make a great team.

They think that is bad they should see " Heathers " which also has Christian Slater in it.

Lay off of Heathers! That was the film that fueled my valley girl murder fantasies.

[ThatNerdWithTheAnimeFigures]

SyFy just started airing Alone in the Dark about 20 minutes ago.



This video is how I feel.

[Squeezebox]

Funny, this is back up on the main page as "Home Alone in the Dark" for some reason.

[GoofyHairOzzie]

Funny, this is back up on the main page as "Home Alone in the Dark" for some reason.

Yeah, I saw that and thought is has to do with "Home Alone 4" but an April Fool's Month joke instead. I manage to see that "director's cut" which Uwe mentioned has virtually all Tara Reid scenes removed but it's more of the same version as the review. Is uwe boll fucking with us more than ever?

[Warlock]

yeah im as confused as everyone else why was this put back on the main page, i thought it would be a commentary track but its the same thing.

[bluenowait]

I guess it's to fill in the lack of content during production of the 2nd anniversary special

[Kirbygal]

I guess it's to fill in the lack of content during production of the 2nd anniversary special

Yeah, probably that....or there's a hidden message in the video that will give us a hint on what's in the 2nd anniversary special!!!

....nah, it's probably for space.

[rmlohner]

I'd say it's a hint to what we can expect in the special, especially with Spoony having announced that he's returned from some epic trip.