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TOURNAMENT: The Worst Movies of ALL-TIME (Round 1, Match Set 13/14-16)

Posted by: Reese Kaine in Worthless, tournament, sucking, Piece of Shit, movies, Horse Manure, Crap, Bucket o Feces on Dec 08, 2008

For those already familiar with the tournament, just go down a page.

Folks, we have our love of movies, that's how we know what's bad, what sucks, and what's worse than a website meltdown while you're away (Sorry, I just got back, and I'm in between reading the cliffnotes). During the last two weeks of September 2008, the fine fucks here at TGWTG.com (Seriously, Spoony's quite the lay, a stallion in bed if you will) sent their submissions for what they each thought was the most terrible craptastic shit-flicks of all time. And as we've learned, one man's treasure is another man's trash, as popular movies were submitted as well. "Can't argue with the people" I thought, as I threw them in the fishbowl (I couldn't find a hat on short notice).

Basically, what we're doing is throwing pairs of shit-flicks together, and the people vote on which movie is worse than the other. Kinda like betting on cockfights, only with more blood. Call it karma if you like.

Each week up until the end of April, I'll be putting up eight matchups between sixteen of the movies submitted, and the people get to pick the winner, to eventually be mounted onto a throne sculpted out of various specimens of fecal matter.

It'll be so bad, even flies dare not go near it.
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Once again, anyone that submitted their movies that doesn't mind their names being mentioned, please send me another email, telling me just that.

After a week of voting, we have our winners: The Omen 4, Spice Girls on a Double-Decker, Log Cabin Fever, Star Trek vs The Bible, American Psycho 2, The Porn Movie, and Jaws 4: The Great-Grand-Nephew of Bruce the Shark Goes to Eat People.

Those ones will clash on January 5.

Unfortunately, there was one matchup that couldn't be decided due to Tourney Master being a dumb bastard piece of software (Seriously, $250 piece of crap and yet it doesn't know what a TIE is? WTF?!?), so it's held over for this week. Hence there being nine matches this week.

If you'd like to see the current standings, click any of the following links:

Part 1___________________Part 9

Part 2___________________Part 10

Part 3___________________Part 11

Part 4___________________Part 12

Part 5___________________Part 13

Part 6___________________Part 14

Part 7___________________Part 15

Part 8___________________Part 16

HELD OVER!!
Creepshow 3 vs Fantastic Four 2: Rise of the Silver Surfer

Round 1, Match set 13-16:
The Master of Disguise vs Street Trash
Hook vs Charlie's Angels 2: Full Throttle
Underworld vs Screwballs
The Prophecy vs I Am Legend

Round 1, Match set 14-16
Armageddon vs Next
Old School vs Ghosts of Mars
Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery vs Bebe's Kids
54 (Submitted by Kimmy) vs Troll 2

Let the bloodbath commence! :-D

Just for shits and giggles, I made this goofy piece:

Why does Jane have longer hair and different attire? It's a long story, PM me and I'll tell ya.

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TOURNAMENT: The Worst Movies of ALL-TIME (Round 1, Match Set 11/12-16)

Posted by: Reese Kaine in Worthless, tournament, sucking, Piece of Shit, movies, Horse Manure, Crap, Bucket o Feces on Nov 30, 2008

For those already familiar with the tournament, just go down a page.

Folks, we have our love of movies, that's how we know what's bad, what sucks, and what's worse than finding out the hard way that your lips are chapped while you're taking a bite of an awesome sandwich. During the last two weeks of September 2008, the fine folks here at TGWTG.com (I'm running out of gags) sent their submissions for what they each thought was the most terrible craptastic shit-flicks of all time. And as we've learned, one man's treasure is another man's trash, as popular movies were submitted as well. "Can't argue with the people" I thought, as I threw them in the fishbowl (I couldn't find a hat on short notice).

Basically, what we're doing is throwing pairs of shit-flicks together, and the people vote on which movie is worse than the other. Kinda like betting on cockfights, only with more blood. Call it karma if you like.

Each week up until the end of April, I'll be putting up eight matchups between sixteen of the movies submitted, and the people get to pick the winner, to eventually be mounted onto a throne sculpted out of various specimens of fecal matter.

It'll be so bad, even flies dare not go near it.
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Once again, anyone that submitted their movies that doesn't mind their names being mentioned, please send me another email, telling me just that.

After a week of voting, we have our winners: Freddy Got Fingered, Nothing but Trouble, Texas Chainsaw Massacre: TNG, Man-Thing, First Sunday, Manos: The Hands of Fate, Batman & Robin, & Dr. T and the Women.

Those ones will clash on January 5.

I'm taking a wild guess that there's going to be a civil war at the end of January regarding which film is truly worse.

I think you can see where this is going.

If you'd like to see the current standings, click any of the following links:

Part 1___________________Part 9

Part 2___________________Part 10

Part 3___________________Part 11

Part 4___________________Part 12

Part 5___________________Part 13

Part 6___________________Part 14

Part 7___________________Part 15

Part 8___________________Part 16

Round 1, Match set 11-16:
Clueless vs Omen 4: the Awakening
Spice World vs Slipstream
Spanking the Monkey vs Cabin Fever
Creepshow 3 vs Fantastic Four 2: Rise of the Silver Surfer

Round 1, Match set 12-16
Star Trek 5: The Final Frontier vs Link
Scooby Doo vs American Psycho 2: All American Girl
Eyes Wide Shut vs Last of the Mohicans
Eragon vs Jaws 4: The Revenge

Let the bloodbath commence! :-D

Seriously, how can you make a porn with Tom Cruise and Nicole Kidman blow chunks?

It just boggles the mind.

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TOURNAMENT: The Worst Movies of ALL-TIME (Round 1, Match Set 9/10-16)

Posted by: Reese Kaine in Worthless, tournament, sucking, Piece of Shit, movies, Horse Manure, Crap, Bucket o Feces on Nov 23, 2008

For those already familiar with the tournament, just go down a page.

Folks, we have our love of movies, that's how we know what's bad, what sucks, and what's worse than realizing you just spent close to $50 on cola and chips (Fuck you, Wal-Mart). During the last two weeks of September 2008, the fine folks who may or may not have a buttsex fetish for a certain Illinois lad (I'll try to come up with a better one, honest) here at TGWTG.com sent their submissions for what they each thought was the most terrible craptastic shit-flicks of all time. And as we've learned, one man's treasure is another man's trash, as popular movies were submitted as well. "Can't argue with the people" I thought, as I threw them in the fishbowl (I couldn't find a hat on short notice).

Basically, what we're doing is throwing pairs of shit-flicks together, and the people vote on which movie is worse than the other. Kinda like betting on cockfights, only with more blood. Call it karma if you like.

Each week up until the end of April, I'll be putting up eight matchups between sixteen of the movies submitted, and the people get to pick the winner, to eventually be mounted onto a throne sculpted out of various specimens of fecal matter.

It'll be so bad, even flies dare not go near it.
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Once again, anyone that submitted their movies that doesn't mind their names being mentioned, please send me another email, telling me just that.

After a week of voting, we have four clear winners: Street Fighter (Big Surprise), America's Sweethearts, Masters of the Universe (GASP!!), & Ishtar (SWEET JESUS!!). Those four will clash on December 29.

(Seriously, these were practically 80s wrestling squash matches. Suddenly I don't have faith in my random name rearrangement program thingy. Maybe that'll change later, I dunno.)

If you'd like to see the current standings, click any of the following links:

Part 1___________________Part 9

Part 2___________________Part 10

Part 3___________________Part 11

Part 4___________________Part 12

Part 5___________________Part 13

Part 6___________________Part 14

Part 7___________________Part 15

Part 8___________________Part 16

Round 1, Match set 9-16:

No Holds Barred vs Freddy Got Fingered
Nothing but Trouble vs Independence Day
Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Next Generation vs The Pirates of Penzance
Fantastic Four vs Man-Thing

Round 1, Match set 10-16
First Sunday vs Evolution
Manos: The Hands of Fate vs Signs
Batman & Robin vs Being Human
Dr. T and the Women vs Paramedics

Let the bloodbath commence! :-D

I have a feeling you can sense a deerrrrrhhhhhhty joke here:

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TOURNAMENT: The Worst Movies of ALL-TIME (Round 1, Match Set 8-16)

Posted by: Reese Kaine in Worthless, tournament, sucking, Piece of Shit, movies, Horse Manure, Crap, Bucket o Feces on Nov 16, 2008

For those already familiar with the tournament, just go down a page.

Folks, we have our love of movies, that's how we know what's bad, what sucks, and what's worse than being told that there's cake, but you have to be roasted in an oven first (Seriously, there is no cake. The computer bitch is hogging it). During the last two weeks of September 2008, the fine folks who idolize The One Free Man, the opener of the way (I'll try to come up with a better one, honest) here at TGWTG.com sent their submissions for what they each thought was the most terrible craptastic shit-flicks of all time. And as we've learned, one man's treasure is another man's trash, as popular movies were submitted as well. "Can't argue with the people" I thought, as I threw them in the fishbowl (I couldn't find a hat on short notice).

Basically, what we're doing is throwing pairs of shit-flicks together, and the people vote on which movie is worse than the other. Kinda like betting on cockfights, only with more blood. Call it karma if you like.

Each week up until the end of April, I'll be putting up four matchups between eight of the movies submitted, and the people get to pick the winner, to eventually be mounted onto a throne sculpted out of various specimens of fecal matter.

It'll be so bad, even flies dare not go near it.
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Once again, anyone that submitted their movies that doesn't mind their names being mentioned, please send me another email, telling me just that.

Starting NEXT WEEK, there will be EIGHT shit-flick matchups every week instead of four.

After a week of voting, we have four clear winners: Open Water, Epic Movie, Daredevil, & Stomp the Yard. Those four will clash on December 29.

If you'd like to see the current standings, click any of the following links:

Part 1___________________Part 9

Part 2___________________Part 10

Part 3___________________Part 11

Part 4___________________Part 12

Part 5___________________Part 13

Part 6___________________Part 14

Part 7___________________Part 15

Part 8___________________Part 16

Round 1, Match set 8-16:

Street Fighter: The Movie vs Gone Fishin'
America's Sweethearts vs The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen
Masters of the Universe vs Mr. Bones
Pirates of the Caribbean 3 vs Ishtar

Let the bloodbath commence! :-D

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TOURNAMENT: The Worst Movies of ALL-TIME (Round 1, Match Set 7-16)

Posted by: Reese Kaine in Worthless, tournament, sucking, stupid, Piece of Shit, movies, Horse Manure, Crap, Bucket o Feces on Nov 09, 2008

For those already familiar with the tournament, just go down a page.

Folks, we have our love of movies, that's how we know what's bad, what sucks, and what's worse than getting caught playing Boon-Ga Boon-Ga (Seriously, if you're playing that game, you need councelling). During the last two weeks of September 2008, the fine folks who'll bang anyone with a nice pair of glasses.......and not just those that look like Daria (I'll try to come up with a better one, honest) here at TGWTG.com sent their submissions for what they each thought was the most terrible craptastic shit-flicks of all time. And as we've learned, one man's treasure is another man's trash, as popular movies were submitted as well. "Can't argue with the people" I thought, as I threw them in the fishbowl (I couldn't find a hat).

Basically, what we're doing is throwing pairs of shit-flicks together, and the people vote on which movie is worse than the other. Kinda like betting on cockfights, only with more blood. Call it karma if you like.

Each week up until the end of April, I'll be putting up four matchups between eight of the movies submitted, and the people get to pick the winner, to eventually be mounted onto a throne sculpted out of various specimens of fecal matter.

It'll be so bad, even flies dare not go near it.
===========================================================

Once again, anyone that submitted their movies that doesn't mind their names being mentioned, please send me another email, telling me just that.

Starting in two weeks, there will be EIGHT shit-flick matchups every week instead of four.

After a week of voting, we have four clear winners.

Meet The Spartans, Battlefield Earth, Very Bad Things, and Mortal Kombat: Annihilation, those four will clash next month on the 29th.

If you'd like to see the current standings, click any of the following links:

Part 1___________________Part 9

Part 2___________________Part 10

Part 3___________________Part 11

Part 4___________________Part 12

Part 5___________________Part 13

Part 6___________________Part 14

Part 7___________________Part 15

Part 8___________________Part 16

Round 1, Match set 7-16:

Open Water vs Bridge to Terabithia

The Land before Time 2 vs Epic Movie

Van Helsing vs Daredevil

Stomp the Yard vs Beastmaster 3

Let the bloodbath commence! :-D

P.S.: I was surprised that Gigli didn't advance to round 2, considering all the major flak it took.

P.P.S: I can't stress this enough: Daria......major hottie.

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TOURNAMENT: The Worst Movies of ALL-TIME (Round 1, Match Set 6-16)

Posted by: Reese Kaine in Worthless, tournament, sucking, Piece of Shit, movies, Horse Manure, Crap, Bucket o Feces on Nov 02, 2008

For those already familiar with the tournament, just go down a page.

Folks, we have our love of movies, that's how we know what's bad, what sucks, and what stinks up the place worse than a Gobblety-Gooker on Thanksgiving Night (Pray that you never see one............again). During the last two weeks of September, the fine folks who vomit and crap all over contact lenses (I'll try to come up with a better one, honest) here at TGWTG.com sent their submissions for what they each thought was the most terrible craptastic shit-flicks of all time. And as we've learned, one man's treasure is another man's trash, as popular movies were submitted as well. "Can't argue with the people" I thought, as I threw them in the fishbowl (I couldn't find a hat on short notice).

Basically, what we're doing is throwing pairs of shit-flicks together, and the people vote on which movie is worse than the other. Kinda like betting on cockfights, only with more blood. Call it karma if you like.

Each week up until the end of April, I'll be putting up four matchups between eight of the movies submitted, and the people get to pick the winner, to eventually be mounted onto a throne sculpted out of various specimens of fecal matter.

It'll be so bad, even flies dare not go near it.
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Once again, anyone that submitted their movies that doesn't mind their names being mentioned, please send me another email, telling me just that.

Starting in three weeks, there will be EIGHT shit-flick matchups every week instead of four. Which also means that barring last week's matchups, all ofthe winners will instead clash on the 22nd of next month, instead of all the way in late-January.

After a week of voting, we have four clear winners.

Kazaam, Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen, Kiss Meets the Phantom of the Park, and Catwoman, those four will clash next month on the 29th.

If you'd like to see the current standings, click any of the following links:

Part 1___________________Part 9

Part 2___________________Part 10

Part 3___________________Part 11

Part 4___________________Part 12

Part 5___________________Part 13

Part 6___________________Part 14

Part 7___________________Part 15

Part 8___________________Part 16

Round 1, Match set 6-16:

Meet The Spartans vs Gigli

Saw 3 vs Battlefield Earth

Very Bad Things vs Hamlet 2

Mortal Kombat: Annihilation vs Inspector Gadget

Let the bloodbath commence! :-D

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TOURNAMENT: The Worst Movies of ALL-TIME (Round 1, Match Set 5-16)

Posted by: Reese Kaine in Worthless, tournament, sucking, Piece of Shit, movies, Crap, Bucket o Feces on Oct 26, 2008

For those already familiar with the tournament, just go down a page.

Folks, we have our love of movies, that's how we know what's bad, what sucks, and what stinks worse than a set of restrooms at Taco Bell after the senior citizen bus stopped by, and everyone had a case of the poops (I'll admit, I know of a worse smell, but I'm afraid to talk about it here. I'll only say that it was the other day, it was job-related, and I'll remember that smell for MONTHS). During the last two weeks of September, the fine folks who may or may not wear glasses (I'll try to come up with a better one, honest) here at TGWTG.com sent their submissions for what they each thought was the most terrible craptastic shit-flicks of all time. And as we've learned, one man's treasure was another man's trash, as popular movies were submitted as well. "Can't argue with the people" I thought, as I threw them in the fishbowl (I couldn't find a hat).

Basically, what we're doing is throwing pairs of shit-flicks together, and the people vote on which movie is worse than the other. Kinda like betting on cockfights, only with less blood, yet more satisfying. Call it karma if you like.

Each week up until the end of April, I'll be putting up four matchups between eight of the movies submitted, and the people get to pick the winner, to eventually be mounted onto a throne sculpted out of various specimens of fecal matter.

It'll be so bad, even flies dare not go near it.
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Once again, anyone that submitted their movies that doesn't mind their names being mentioned, please send me another email, telling me just that.

After a week of voting, we have four clear winners.

Garfield, Yu-Gi-Oh!, Deep Blue Sea, and Reptilicus. Those four will clash on January 26.

If you'd like to see the current standings, click any of the following links:

Part 1___________________Part 9

Part 2___________________Part 10

Part 3___________________Part 11

Part 4___________________Part 12

Part 5___________________Part 13

Part 6___________________Part 14

Part 7___________________Part 15

Part 8___________________Part 16

Round 1, Match set 5-16:

Kazaam vs Caddyshack 2

Star Wars 1: The Phantom Menace vs Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen

Kiss Meets the Phantom of the Park vs Patch Adams

Jurassic Park 2 vs Catwoman

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TOURNAMENT: The Worst Movies of ALL-TIME (Round 1, Match Set 4-16)

Posted by: Reese Kaine in Worthless, tournament, sucking, Piece of Shit, movies, Crap, Bucket o Feces on Oct 19, 2008

For those already familiar with the tournament, just go down a page.

Folks, we have our love of movies, that's how we know what's bad, what sucks, and what's bad at sucking (Like your folks after stumbling upon their sex tape). During the last two weeks of September, the fine disiples of the Glasses (I'll try to come up with a better one, honest) here at TGWTG.com sent their submissions for what they each thought was the most terrible craptastic shit-flicks of all time. And as we've learned, one man's treasure was another man's trash, as popular movies were submitted as well. "Can't argue with the people" I thought, as I threw them in the fishbowl (I couldn't find a hat).

Basically, what we're doing is throwing pairs of shit-flicks together, and the people vote on which movie is worse than the other. Kinda like betting on cockfights, only with less blood, yet more satisfying. Call it karma if you like.

Each week up until the end of April, I'll be putting up four matchups between eight of the movies submitted, and the people get to pick the winner, to eventually be mounted onto a throne sculpted out of various specimens of fecal matter.

It'll be so bad, even flies dare not go near it.
===========================================================

Once again, anyone that submitted their movies that doesn't mind their names being mentioned, please send me another email, telling me just that.

After a week of voting, we have four clear winners.

Star Wars: The Clone Wars, Bad Boy Bubby, My Best Friend is a Vampire, and Honey: We Shrunk Ourselves. Those four will clash on January 26.

If you'd like to see the current standings, click any of the following links:

Part 1___________________Part 9

Part 2___________________Part 10

Part 3___________________Part 11

Part 4___________________Part 12

Part 5___________________Part 13

Part 6___________________Part 14

Part 7___________________Part 15

Part 8___________________Part 16

Round 1, Match set 4-16:

The Gladiatress vs Garfield: The Movie

X-Men: The Last Stand vs Yu-Gi-Oh!: The Movie (Pyramid of Light)

Deep Blue Sea vs Click

Jumper vs Reptilicus

Let the bloodbath commence! :-D

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Review: TNA Bound for Glory IV

Posted by: MK Murder in TNA, The Shoot, sucking, sports, Review, NC, Murder, MK, Idiots, Horror, Glory, Funny, Fuck, for, Epic Fail, Bound, AVGN on Oct 13, 2008

TNA has always delivered high-quality wrestling with their yearly Bound for Glory Pay-Per-View. Since it's their biggest PPV of the year, every match always seems to end in just the right way, and everyone knows that this was money well spent (Becuase you did BUY this, right? Don't worry, we know you did.)

Well, This year happened, and.....oh boy.

Fair warning: This will seem a lot funnier if you know who i'm talking about. If you don't, you'll prolly still like it. you can go to tnawrestling.com for info on the strange wrestlers I am about to mention, as well as videos of their weirdness....It's hard out here for a wrestling fan. I'm not going to mention names, so much as i'm going to just say there gimmicks, and you can see how riducklus this is....

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TOURNAMENT: The Worst Movies of ALL-TIME (Round 1, Match Set 3-16)

Posted by: Reese Kaine in Worthless, tournament, sucking, Piece of Shit, movies, Crap, Bucket o Feces on Oct 12, 2008

For those already familiar with the tournament, just go down a page.

Folks, we have our love of movies, that's how we know what's bad, what sucks, and what's bad at sucking (Like your folks after stumbling upon their sex tape). During the last two weeks of September, the fine disiples of the Glasses (I'll try to come up with a better one, honest) here at TGWTG.com sent their submissions for what they each thought was the most terrible craptastic shit-flicks of all time. And as we've learned, one man's treasure was another man's trash, as popular movies were submitted as well. "Can't argue with the people" I thought, as I threw them in the fishbowl (I couldn't find a hat).

Basically, what we're doing is throwing pairs of shit-flicks together, and the people vote on which movie is worse than the other. Kinda like betting on cockfights, only with less blood, yet more satisfying. Call it karma if you like.

Each week up until the end of April, I'll be putting up four matchups between eight of the movies submitted, and the people get to pick the winner, to eventually be mounted onto a throne sculpted out of various specimens of fecal matter.

It'll be so bad, even flies dare not go near it.
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It's come to my attention that some folks are having doubts that people actually submitted their bottom-four movies, that it's just my opinions of bad movies. If only it were so, because there's a SHITLOAD of movies I don't like, ones that didn't make the list, hell, there's a few movies that Doug did NC pieces on that didn't make the list.

Folks, I have a confession to make: I don't watch movies.

There, I said it. I HATE movies. They're a waste of my time, they're written and directed by retards, and produced by fucktards. That's why I asked other people to submit their most hated films for this tournament of shit-flicks.

I WOULD submit the names and email addys of everyone who submitted movie titles, as well as what they submitted, but that would violate some kind of confidentiality thingamaboob somewhere......I dunno.

I'm sure there's a law somewhere about that, so I'll make this announcement: Anyone that doesn't mind their names mentioned, please send me another email, telling me just that. If you don't, don't worry about it, I clear my inbox once a month anyways.

After a week of voting, we have four clear winners.

White Chicks, Grand Canyon, Disaster Movie, and The Next Karate Kid. Those four will clash on January 19.

If you'd like to see the current standings, click any of the following links:

Part 1___________________Part 9

Part 2___________________Part 10

Part 3___________________Part 11

Part 4___________________Part 12

Part 5___________________Part 13

Part 6___________________Part 14

Part 7___________________Part 15

Part 8___________________Part 16

Round 1, Match set 3-16:

Puma Man vs Star Wars: The Clone Wars

Bad Boy Bubby vs The Polar Express

Wanted vs My Best Friend Is a Vampire

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