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Why do people do what they do? Maybe I don't think as much as other people, or I just don't "get" them, but I don't see why people do some things.

For instance, why is it that YouTube has a rather large group of people speaking in some form of moron Morse-code?

"i lick thathathathathat vidlotzlotzlotz34"

 Why bother typing like that? A few shift and space key presses and a dictionary later and you would have said a much more coherent sentence.

But that's not what bothers me. It's that there's no need to type like that.

Sure, in a game you can blame it on trying to type quick whilst stopping goblins from perving up your melons or something like that, but when you're commenting on a YouTube video, you've got ages to type.

 
It's not like you have to roll a dice every 5 minute whilst commenting on YouTube or and if you don't get a 20 a dragon shags your ass. You're sitting there, typing "I like your video, make more" or arguing about religion or something... there is no rush.

 

I believe that some people just don't actually have enough brain power to think and type at the same time, or at least that's the best explanation I can come up with.

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There is an actual city called "Batman", in southeast Turkey. And Huseyin Kalkan, the pro-Kurdish Democratic Society Party mayor of Batman, has accused the film's producers of using the city's name without permission.

"There is only one Batman in the world," Kalkan said. "The American producers used the name of our city without informing us."

The mayor is prepping a series of charges against Nolan and Warner Bros., including placing the blame for a number of unsolved murders and a high female suicide rate on the psychological impact that the film's success has had on the city's inhabitants.

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For those already familiar with the tournament, just go down a page.

Folks, we have our love of movies, that's how we know what's bad, what sucks, and what's worse than getting caught playing Boon-Ga Boon-Ga (Seriously, if you're playing that game, you need councelling). During the last two weeks of September 2008, the fine folks who'll bang anyone with a nice pair of glasses.......and not just those that look like Daria (I'll try to come up with a better one, honest) here at TGWTG.com sent their submissions for what they each thought was the most terrible craptastic shit-flicks of all time. And as we've learned, one man's treasure is another man's trash, as popular movies were submitted as well. "Can't argue with the people" I thought, as I threw them in the fishbowl (I couldn't find a hat).

Basically, what we're doing is throwing pairs of shit-flicks together, and the people vote on which movie is worse than the other. Kinda like betting on cockfights, only with more blood. Call it karma if you like.

Each week up until the end of April, I'll be putting up four matchups between eight of the movies submitted, and the people get to pick the winner, to eventually be mounted onto a throne sculpted out of various specimens of fecal matter.

It'll be so bad, even flies dare not go near it.
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Once again, anyone that submitted their movies that doesn't mind their names being mentioned, please send me another email, telling me just that.

Starting in two weeks, there will be EIGHT shit-flick matchups every week instead of four.

After a week of voting, we have four clear winners.

Meet The Spartans, Battlefield Earth, Very Bad Things, and Mortal Kombat: Annihilation, those four will clash next month on the 29th.

If you'd like to see the current standings, click any of the following links:



Part 1___________________Part 9

Part 2___________________Part 10

Part 3___________________Part 11

Part 4___________________Part 12

Part 5___________________Part 13

Part 6___________________Part 14

Part 7___________________Part 15

Part 8___________________Part 16


Round 1, Match set 7-16:

Open Water vs Bridge to Terabithia

The Land before Time 2 vs Epic Movie

Van Helsing vs Daredevil

Stomp the Yard vs Beastmaster 3

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Which movie is worse?

Open Water  Bridge to Terabithia

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Which movie is worse?

The Land Before Time 2  Epic Movie

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Which movie is worse?

Van Helsing  Daredevil

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Which movie is worse?

Stomp the Yard  Beastmaster 3

Let the bloodbath commence! :-D




P.S.: I was surprised that Gigli didn't advance to round 2, considering all the major flak it took.

P.P.S: I can't stress this enough: Daria......major hottie.

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A special double-shot of the Shoot. I know, it's been awhile. And clearly the fans have been waiting for new blogs, given the comments I've been getting.

If you haven't relized that I'm being sarcastic, then i guess YOU'VE actually been waiting on new blogs. Either way...

 

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Jeez, one guy gives my 5 new questions. (Daffy) If that gets out of hand i may limit the amount of questions you can ask per blog. But it hasn't yet, so now, i bring you another edition OF.....(Drum Roll)

 ANSWERS THAT MURDER (Cymbal crash) DAFFY EDITION! (Cymbal Crash again)

 

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What's up all? Didn't hear you come in. Greetings and wel--I'm not doing this! This isn't Ask That something something the something!

 This is ANSWERS THAT MURDER!

 Today's target: The Ask that Guy 30 Questions...cuz i can't edit a video...or find decent software...help.

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