Ok so this top ten list will be of the games I think need to be turned into movies the games eligible for the list or games that either have no movie coming up in the for seeable future or games with movies that sucked (in my opinion not yours)
For those already familiar with the tournament, just go down a page.
Folks, we have our love of movies, that's how we know what's bad, what sucks, and what's worse than hearing your computer reboot itself while you're trying to sleep (Damn 8-year-old hardware). During the last two weeks of September 2008, the suspected Mary-Kay Commandoes at TGWTG.com (Even their UZIs are pink) sent their submissions for what they each thought was the most terrible craptastic shit-flicks of all time. And as we've learned, one man's treasure is another man's trash, as popular movies were submitted as well. "Can't argue with the people" I thought, as I threw them in the fishbowl (I couldn't find a hat on short notice).
Basically, what we're doing is throwing pairs of shit-flicks together, and the people vote on which movie is worse than the other. Kinda like betting on cockfights, only with more blood. Call it karma if you like.
Each week up until the end of February, I'll be putting up eight matchups between sixteen of the movies submitted, and the people get to pick the winner, to eventually be mounted onto a throne sculpted out of various specimens of fecal matter.
It'll be so bad, even flies dare not go near it. ===========================================================
Once again, anyone that submitted their movies that doesn't mind their names being mentioned, please send me another email, telling me just that.
After a week of voting, we have our winners:
You So Crazy.........NOT! Dead Christmas Franchise #23 Generic Wayans Brothers Movie #3469 Box-Office Disaster Movie Bad Boy Bubby Tortures a Cat Poor Rick Moranis Let's Play Japanese Anime Cards!: The Movie "BEST DEATH EVER!" - TGWTG
Those ones will clash on January 25.
If you'd like to see the current standings, click any of the following links:
So here we are, it is the last day of 2008 and I have a couple of reviews up my sleeve, hopefully during my time off from school I can get some games played and a few reviews up.
First to be done is the movie Sin City Er... The Spirit. From the trailer, it is understandable what people are expecting out of this movie, it shows the action of the movie in the style of Sin City, so this has to be pure awesomeness right? Wrong! And I will tell you why.
This is not an action film, its a comedy! At every turn there is a joke and a laugh. It is covered with delicious 1930's cheese. And the film pokes fun of the source material with its over the top display of... well, everything. The bad guy? Hes so bad that he is displayed as a nazi and kills a kitten, A KITTEN!!
For those already familiar with the tournament, just go down a page.
Folks, we have our love of movies, that's how we know what's bad, what sucks, and why our opinions don't matter (Because why else would Nicolas Cage have a career?). During the last two weeks of September 2008, the coked-up kitten-lovers here at TGWTG.com sent their submissions for what they each thought was the most terrible craptastic shit-flicks of all time. And as we've learned, one man's treasure is another man's trash, as popular movies were submitted as well. "Can't argue with the people" I thought, as I threw them in the fishbowl (I couldn't find a hat on short notice).
Basically, what we're doing is throwing pairs of shit-flicks together, and the people vote on which movie is worse than the other. Kinda like betting on cockfights, only with more blood. Call it karma if you like.
Each week up until the end of February, I'll be putting up eight matchups between sixteen of the movies submitted, and the people get to pick the winner, to eventually be mounted onto a throne sculpted out of various specimens of fecal matter.
It'll be so bad, even flies dare not go near it. ===========================================================
Once again, anyone that submitted their movies that doesn't mind their names being mentioned, please send me another email, telling me just that.
After a week of voting, we have our winners:
Korean Dragon Goodness, MewTwo Strikes Back (That's the original title. Serious), Generic Hillary Duff Movie #4271, American Idol: The Movie, The only time you had to PAY to see Breakdancing, Dungeons & Dragons (but without the dice and Cheetos), Aliens with Vaginas, & Date Movie
Those ones will clash on January 12.
It's over. Round one has concluded, and now things are about to get interesting. Sadly, we've had a few bumps along the way, mostly me making coding errors here and there (Apparently, I didn't notice that Flight Plan last week didn't have a Wikipedia link, or was mentioned at all). I want to thank everyone that has stuck with this experiment up to this point, and to say that even though we're halfway-done, we're still just getting started.
If you'd like to see the current standings, click any of the following links:
I didn't really have anything else Christmas-y to hand, so I decided to make a 5 second film with the best festive bits from Robot Chicken. I'm not entirely happy with this; it could be smoother and more concise, but I've been fiddling with for ages now and I don't think I can get it how I want it :/
My list will focus on themes of adventure films, and how they excite and enthrall the viewer. Without further adieu I give you the Top Ten Adventure Movie Themes.
10) Kill Bill - Battle Without Honor or Humanity by Tomoyasu Hotei
In Tarantino Films the Music is key. Kill Bill is no exception, using everything from Johnny Cash to the RZA, and even some songs from other movies like Spaghetti Westerns, and one of my favorite martial arts films Lady Snowblood, it was very hard to choose a theme for this great movie to be summed up in. Leave it to Tomoyasu Hotei of Japan to whip up a song that when everyone thinks of it they think Kill Bill, kung fu, and badass revenge adventure. Hell even Kung Fu Panda used the song to pull kids into a movie, even kids get that this is a fun kung fu adventure song.
9) Army of Darkness - Building the Deathcoaster - Composed by Joseph LoDuca
One of my all time favorite songs, from one of my all time favorite films. This tiny snippet is not the theme, March of the Dead by Danny Elfman, but rather the training and preparing music used when Ash is preparing the castle for war. I love the bounciness and fake epic atmosphere it gives, like it knows it's not really epic, but pretends to be, just like the movie itself. If you haven't seen this film, stop reading this list and go watch it right now!
8) The Goonies - The Goonies Theme - Dave Grusin
Of all the Richard Donner films I would have to say that The Goonies has his the most fun music. Just how lighthearted it is, mixed with a pirate like gravitas makes this a great song for a really exciting movie. Nothing says 80s kids adventure like The Goonies.
For those already familiar with the tournament, just go down a page.
Folks, we have our love of movies, that's how we know what's bad, what sucks, and what's worse than having to put up with a retard playing the same overly-Christ-ey Jesus song over and over until it breaks, ultimately knowing how long before you can actually wear out a CD (Three days). During the last two weeks of September 2008, the more rational-minded folks here at TGWTG.com (But according to some folk, the jury's still out) sent their submissions for what they each thought was the most terrible craptastic shit-flicks of all time. And as we've learned, one man's treasure is another man's trash, as popular movies were submitted as well. "Can't argue with the people" I thought, as I threw them in the fishbowl (I couldn't find a hat on short notice).
Basically, what we're doing is throwing pairs of shit-flicks together, and the people vote on which movie is worse than the other. Kinda like betting on cockfights, only with more blood. Call it karma if you like.
Each week up until the end of April, I'll be putting up eight matchups between sixteen of the movies submitted, and the people get to pick the winner, to eventually be mounted onto a throne sculpted out of various specimens of fecal matter.
It'll be so bad, even flies dare not go near it. ===========================================================
Once again, anyone that submitted their movies that doesn't mind their names being mentioned, please send me another email, telling me just that.
After a week of voting, we have our winners: Dana Carvey's 1,000 half-ass impressions, Charlie's Angels' Xtreem Catfight, Screwballs, Chris Walken the Evil White Angel, "WHHHAT? WHAY? WHAYREEEE?" (But with psychics), Martian Zombies, Bebe's Shitty Animated Kids, & NOT Troll 2.
Those ones will clash on January 12. After a re-vote: Creepshow 3 just BARELY beat Fantastic Four.....2. Oddly enough, by two votes.
We've reached the end of the first round of matchups. We've had some laughs, we've had some head-scratchings, we've even had some controversey (Mostly people thinking that this is all just criticism on my part regarding certain movies. Some people just aren't satisfied with the truth). But now, we're about ready to take the shit another ten feet deeper. Starting next week: Round 2.
If you'd like to see the current standings, click any of the following links:
He's making a list, and checking it twice, what kind of bullshit is coming up next, please don't make me vomit next year.
Alright, so the first thing has got to be Dragonball, the live-action movie.
I really have no expectations for the Dragonball movie. Just look at the casting... Justin Chatwin is NOT Goku, no way in hell can I take him seriously.
For those already familiar with the tournament, just go down a page.
Folks, we have our love of movies, that's how we know what's bad, what sucks, and what's worse than a website meltdown while you're away (Sorry, I just got back, and I'm in between reading the cliffnotes). During the last two weeks of September 2008, the fine fucks here at TGWTG.com (Seriously, Spoony's quite the lay, a stallion in bed if you will) sent their submissions for what they each thought was the most terrible craptastic shit-flicks of all time. And as we've learned, one man's treasure is another man's trash, as popular movies were submitted as well. "Can't argue with the people" I thought, as I threw them in the fishbowl (I couldn't find a hat on short notice).
Basically, what we're doing is throwing pairs of shit-flicks together, and the people vote on which movie is worse than the other. Kinda like betting on cockfights, only with more blood. Call it karma if you like.
Each week up until the end of April, I'll be putting up eight matchups between sixteen of the movies submitted, and the people get to pick the winner, to eventually be mounted onto a throne sculpted out of various specimens of fecal matter.
It'll be so bad, even flies dare not go near it. ===========================================================
Once again, anyone that submitted their movies that doesn't mind their names being mentioned, please send me another email, telling me just that.
After a week of voting, we have our winners: The Omen 4, Spice Girls on a Double-Decker, Log Cabin Fever, Star Trek vs The Bible, American Psycho 2, The Porn Movie, and Jaws 4: The Great-Grand-Nephew of Bruce the Shark Goes to Eat People.
Those ones will clash on January 5.
Unfortunately, there was one matchup that couldn't be decided due to Tourney Master being a dumb bastard piece of software (Seriously, $250 piece of crap and yet it doesn't know what a TIE is? WTF?!?), so it's held over for this week. Hence there being nine matches this week.
If you'd like to see the current standings, click any of the following links:
This is my second installment of the Classic Moments In Movies, this time without it being set to music and is shorter then the previous one. The six scenes (clips) are from E.T., Willy Wonka And The Chocolate Factory, Casper, Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back, Spaceballs and Young Frankenstein.
movies
