For those already familiar with the tournament, just go down a page.
Folks, we have our love of movies, that's how we know what's bad, what sucks, and what's worse than being told that there's cake, but you have to be roasted in an oven first (Seriously, there is no cake. The computer bitch is hogging it). During the last two weeks of September 2008, the fine folks who idolize The One Free Man, the opener of the way (I'll try to come up with a better one, honest) here at TGWTG.com sent their submissions for what they each thought was the most terrible craptastic shit-flicks of all time. And as we've learned, one man's treasure is another man's trash, as popular movies were submitted as well. "Can't argue with the people" I thought, as I threw them in the fishbowl (I couldn't find a hat on short notice).
Basically, what we're doing is throwing pairs of shit-flicks together, and the people vote on which movie is worse than the other. Kinda like betting on cockfights, only with more blood. Call it karma if you like.
Each week up until the end of April, I'll be putting up four matchups between eight of the movies submitted, and the people get to pick the winner, to eventually be mounted onto a throne sculpted out of various specimens of fecal matter.
It'll be so bad, even flies dare not go near it. ===========================================================
Once again, anyone that submitted their movies that doesn't mind their names being mentioned, please send me another email, telling me just that.
Starting NEXT WEEK, there will be EIGHT shit-flick matchups every week instead of four.
After a week of voting, we have four clear winners: Open Water, Epic Movie, Daredevil, & Stomp the Yard. Those four will clash on December 29.
If you'd like to see the current standings, click any of the following links:
For those already familiar with the tournament, just go down a page.
Folks, we have our love of movies, that's how we know what's bad, what sucks, and what's worse than getting caught playing Boon-Ga Boon-Ga (Seriously, if you're playing that game, you need councelling). During the last two weeks of September 2008, the fine folks who'll bang anyone with a nice pair of glasses.......and not just those that look like Daria (I'll try to come up with a better one, honest) here at TGWTG.com sent their submissions for what they each thought was the most terrible craptastic shit-flicks of all time. And as we've learned, one man's treasure is another man's trash, as popular movies were submitted as well. "Can't argue with the people" I thought, as I threw them in the fishbowl (I couldn't find a hat).
Basically, what we're doing is throwing pairs of shit-flicks together, and the people vote on which movie is worse than the other. Kinda like betting on cockfights, only with more blood. Call it karma if you like.
Each week up until the end of April, I'll be putting up four matchups between eight of the movies submitted, and the people get to pick the winner, to eventually be mounted onto a throne sculpted out of various specimens of fecal matter.
It'll be so bad, even flies dare not go near it. ===========================================================
Once again, anyone that submitted their movies that doesn't mind their names being mentioned, please send me another email, telling me just that.
Starting in two weeks, there will be EIGHT shit-flick matchups every week instead of four.
After a week of voting, we have four clear winners.
Meet The Spartans, Battlefield Earth, Very Bad Things, and Mortal Kombat: Annihilation, those four will clash next month on the 29th.
If you'd like to see the current standings, click any of the following links:
For those already familiar with the tournament, just go down a page.
Folks, we have our love of movies, that's how we know what's bad, what sucks, and what stinks up the place worse than a Gobblety-Gooker on Thanksgiving Night (Pray that you never see one............again). During the last two weeks of September, the fine folks who vomit and crap all over contact lenses (I'll try to come up with a better one, honest) here at TGWTG.com sent their submissions for what they each thought was the most terrible craptastic shit-flicks of all time. And as we've learned, one man's treasure is another man's trash, as popular movies were submitted as well. "Can't argue with the people" I thought, as I threw them in the fishbowl (I couldn't find a hat on short notice).
Basically, what we're doing is throwing pairs of shit-flicks together, and the people vote on which movie is worse than the other. Kinda like betting on cockfights, only with more blood. Call it karma if you like.
Each week up until the end of April, I'll be putting up four matchups between eight of the movies submitted, and the people get to pick the winner, to eventually be mounted onto a throne sculpted out of various specimens of fecal matter.
It'll be so bad, even flies dare not go near it. ===========================================================
Once again, anyone that submitted their movies that doesn't mind their names being mentioned, please send me another email, telling me just that.
Starting in three weeks, there will be EIGHT shit-flick matchups every week instead of four. Which also means that barring last week's matchups, all ofthe winners will instead clash on the 22nd of next month, instead of all the way in late-January.
After a week of voting, we have four clear winners.
Kazaam, Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen, Kiss Meets the Phantom of the Park, and Catwoman, those four will clash next month on the 29th.
If you'd like to see the current standings, click any of the following links:
For those already familiar with the tournament, just go down a page.
Folks, we have our love of movies, that's how we know what's bad, what sucks, and what stinks worse than a set of restrooms at Taco Bell after the senior citizen bus stopped by, and everyone had a case of the poops (I'll admit, I know of a worse smell, but I'm afraid to talk about it here. I'll only say that it was the other day, it was job-related, and I'll remember that smell for MONTHS). During the last two weeks of September, the fine folks who may or may not wear glasses (I'll try to come up with a better one, honest) here at TGWTG.com sent their submissions for what they each thought was the most terrible craptastic shit-flicks of all time. And as we've learned, one man's treasure was another man's trash, as popular movies were submitted as well. "Can't argue with the people" I thought, as I threw them in the fishbowl (I couldn't find a hat).
Basically, what we're doing is throwing pairs of shit-flicks together, and the people vote on which movie is worse than the other. Kinda like betting on cockfights, only with less blood, yet more satisfying. Call it karma if you like.
Each week up until the end of April, I'll be putting up four matchups between eight of the movies submitted, and the people get to pick the winner, to eventually be mounted onto a throne sculpted out of various specimens of fecal matter.
It'll be so bad, even flies dare not go near it. ===========================================================
Once again, anyone that submitted their movies that doesn't mind their names being mentioned, please send me another email, telling me just that.
After a week of voting, we have four clear winners.
Garfield, Yu-Gi-Oh!, Deep Blue Sea, and Reptilicus. Those four will clash on January 26.
If you'd like to see the current standings, click any of the following links:
For those already familiar with the tournament, just go down a page.
Folks, we have our love of movies, that's how we know what's bad, what sucks, and what's bad at sucking (Like your folks after stumbling upon their sex tape). During the last two weeks of September, the fine disiples of the Glasses (I'll try to come up with a better one, honest) here at TGWTG.com sent their submissions for what they each thought was the most terrible craptastic shit-flicks of all time. And as we've learned, one man's treasure was another man's trash, as popular movies were submitted as well. "Can't argue with the people" I thought, as I threw them in the fishbowl (I couldn't find a hat).
Basically, what we're doing is throwing pairs of shit-flicks together, and the people vote on which movie is worse than the other. Kinda like betting on cockfights, only with less blood, yet more satisfying. Call it karma if you like.
Each week up until the end of April, I'll be putting up four matchups between eight of the movies submitted, and the people get to pick the winner, to eventually be mounted onto a throne sculpted out of various specimens of fecal matter.
It'll be so bad, even flies dare not go near it. ===========================================================
Once again, anyone that submitted their movies that doesn't mind their names being mentioned, please send me another email, telling me just that.
After a week of voting, we have four clear winners.
Star Wars: The Clone Wars, Bad Boy Bubby, My Best Friend is a Vampire, and Honey: We Shrunk Ourselves. Those four will clash on January 26.
If you'd like to see the current standings, click any of the following links:
For those already familiar with the tournament, just go down a page.
Folks, we have our love of movies, that's how we know what's bad, what sucks, and what's bad at sucking (Like your folks after stumbling upon their sex tape). During the last two weeks of September, the fine disiples of the Glasses (I'll try to come up with a better one, honest) here at TGWTG.com sent their submissions for what they each thought was the most terrible craptastic shit-flicks of all time. And as we've learned, one man's treasure was another man's trash, as popular movies were submitted as well. "Can't argue with the people" I thought, as I threw them in the fishbowl (I couldn't find a hat).
Basically, what we're doing is throwing pairs of shit-flicks together, and the people vote on which movie is worse than the other. Kinda like betting on cockfights, only with less blood, yet more satisfying. Call it karma if you like.
Each week up until the end of April, I'll be putting up four matchups between eight of the movies submitted, and the people get to pick the winner, to eventually be mounted onto a throne sculpted out of various specimens of fecal matter.
It'll be so bad, even flies dare not go near it. ===========================================================
It's come to my attention that some folks are having doubts that people actually submitted their bottom-four movies, that it's just my opinions of bad movies. If only it were so, because there's a SHITLOAD of movies I don't like, ones that didn't make the list, hell, there's a few movies that Doug did NC pieces on that didn't make the list.
Folks, I have a confession to make: I don't watch movies.
There, I said it. I HATE movies. They're a waste of my time, they're written and directed by retards, and produced by fucktards. That's why I asked other people to submit their most hated films for this tournament of shit-flicks.
I WOULD submit the names and email addys of everyone who submitted movie titles, as well as what they submitted, but that would violate some kind of confidentiality thingamaboob somewhere......I dunno.
I'm sure there's a law somewhere about that, so I'll make this announcement: Anyone that doesn't mind their names mentioned, please send me another email, telling me just that. If you don't, don't worry about it, I clear my inbox once a month anyways.
After a week of voting, we have four clear winners.
White Chicks, Grand Canyon, Disaster Movie, and The Next Karate Kid. Those four will clash on January 19.
If you'd like to see the current standings, click any of the following links:
For those already familiar with the tournament, just hit the PageDown key.
Folks, we have our love of movies, that's how we know what's bad, what sucks, and what's utterly-fucking horrible (And you know how horrible it is to fuck some utters......okay, I do. Shut up.). During the last two weeks of September, the fine Glass-essers (I'll try to come up with a better one, honest) here at TGWTG.com sent their submissions for what they each thought was the most terrible craptastic shit-flicks of all time. And as we've learned, one man's treasure was another man's trash, as popular movies were submitted as well. "Can't argue with the people" I thought, as I threw them in the fishbowl (I couldn't find a hat).
Basically, what we're doing is throwing pairs of shit-flicks together, and the people vote on which movie is worse than the other. Kinda like betting on cockfights, only with less blood, yet more satisfying. Call it karma if you like.
Each week up until the end of April, I'll be putting up four matchups between eight of the movies submitted, and the people get to pick the winner, to eventually be mounted onto a throne sculpted out of various specimens of fecal matter.
After two weeks of submissions, I have amassed 128 films (The number is still climbing, apparently some people didn't get the memo), and after a weekend of binging, banging and partying, I looked at the clock and was like "Oh fuck! WHERE ARE MY PANTS?!" Oh yeah, there was also that thing about the horrible movies thingy.
The deal is this: Everyone has their idea of what a good movie is, as well as a bad movie. Not everyone agrees, but the purpose of this is to help find some common ground with what sucks and what........doesn't suck that much.
There's also been a change in plans regarding how the matchups are going to be handled: Four matchups are going to be posted every Sunday right here on the blogs. All four polls will close on Sunday nights at 12:00am EST (That's one minute after 11:59pm on Saturday nights..........I can't believe I have to say that), and the next set will open on Monday around the same time. In the spirit of my current job, which is related to racing animals (I'll leave it to you to guess with one), I'll be posting wikipedia/IMDB links alongside the matchups, just in case you might not have watched either movie, but want to vote anyway.
What is the worst flick you've sat through and wished you could get that 120 minutes back (Not to mention your money)?
It's a simple question, but you'll always get a different answer, depending on who you ask. So, starting today until Sunday evening (Sept.28), send your personal bottom 4 film titles to
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, and all of your picks will be thrown into a single-elimination tournament where you, the fine folks of TGWTG, will get to pick which is the worst.
Every Monday thru Saturday, a match will be posted in the form of a poll. And every following day, the polls will end and the threads will be updated with the results along with the overall standings.
================================= Frequently Unasked Questions: ================================= Q. Why email the bottom four picks?
A. Because for something of this magnitude, using the in-house PM system can wind up chewing up unnecessary bandwidth, and we want TGWTG to continue functioning. Plus the mailboxes fill up rather quickly.
Q. Why have the picks be private at all?
A. Because one person's trash is another's treasure, and some people might feel insulted that their favorites somehow winded up in a worst movie tournament of death, and who needs a flame war, seriously?
Q. Why not just have one poll altogether?
A. Because that would be assuming that I already know what movies you hate, and that's just silly.
Q.(New) Didn't you post this already in the Film forum?!
A. Not an easy answer, but yes. I'm still learning as to where these things can actually be seen.
================================= So once again, starting today until Sunday evening, send your personal bottom 4 film titles to
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, and let the slaughter commence.
Alright, this should be quick -- I have other things that I plan on discussing in the future and this was just a little thing that popped in my head. Just bear with me here.
Alright, so I think it's safe to say that a majority of the users here on TGWTG.com also visit YouTube. I also think it's safe to say that us YouTubers have also had the "pleasure" of catching some "reviews" by people online.
One of the many disaster movies of the '70s, 'Two Minute Warning' rightfully gets forgotten along the dozen upon dozens of bad disaster movies made in the era. The plot is simple enough to follow, a mad gunman guns down anybody who's anybody at a major football game that happens to be at the LA coliseum, while SWAT and Charlton Heston try to deal with the situation. Interesting plot, but is really flat. I mean theres nothing worth mentioning here, except for the really bad moments. There's absolutely nothing to the characters in this one, the characters are the same recycled cliche that populated 70's movies. You got the elderly crook, the obsessed gambler, the wife and husband that are having hard times, flat performances infect almost the entire movie and none are really noteworthy, let alone memorable. Charlton Heston who was by this part of the 70s was really being overused in these kinds of films. The character he plays is an exact copy of other characters he's played in the other disaster films he's been in. His character in this film acts like he's macho-wacho and knows what he is doing even though I didn't pick up on any competent act performed by the character. It's not your fault Charlie, its just bad writing. The only actors that really stand out in the movie are Beau Bridges and John Cassavetes, who oddly for supporting characters possess the most intelligence. Bridge's character is the first character to notice the sniper and keeps telling his wife in the movie what he keeps seeing who keeps dismissing him as seeing things. Cassavete's character is the SWAT team commander who actually steals the show from Heston and is actually responsible for my only favorite scene in this film, when Cassavete's character talks to Heston's character about how the now dead sniper will glorified by friends, relatives, and the media as someone was nice and kind hearted who didn't deserve to die.
The film takes roughly an hour and a half to take off, and even after the then it doesn't really take off. During the first hour and a half nothing really happens, various POV shots follow the sniper from his apartment to the coliseum, a wannabe suspensful moment and a tired 70's cliche to boot. When we first see the unamed/faceless sniper, we the viewer are witness to him randomly taking out an eldery bicyclist who happpens to be riding with his wife (ala very Zodiac Killer-ish). On any other day this wouldn't even bother me except in this case, they show the guy going down and show A WHOLE LOT OF BLOOD on him. Right there its obvious that the film is gonna do two things:
It's gonna glorify random acts of violence.
It will show a helluva alot blood in the process.
Once the still faceless gunman gets into position a TV crew sees the sniper and brings Charlie and co. in, and then basically everything else that follows falls like a line of dominos. A stupid maintenance man foolishly (Note the emphasis on foolishly) tries to deal with the psychopath, Heston silences any chance of ending the crisis peacefully, dumb asses keep spooking the sniper, and the SWAT guys getting themselves into position. After all these shannagans the sniper knows people are on to him. Shortly after the gambler character plays make up with his current flame all hell breaks loose. The sniper easily takes out most of the SWAT guys like its nothing (even though the SWAT guys are supposed to be better than this untrained, amateur sniper), a bunch of the older actors characters bite the dust, blood starting showing (in that bright 1970's saturated style), chaos erupts and the sniper starts picking off people as they flee the coliseum. The fleeing scenes are well done, but drag on for way too long, and are essentially the same scene repeated on a loop. We get it, chaos is gonna go down, but please don't shove this down our throats and drag it on for five plus minutes. The police finally gain some common sense and raid the tower where he's at (Heston wears his sunglasses inside for the entire scene) and bring him out, barely alive and dies almost immediately thereafter, without even giving his motive. This is the only time I give whoever made this piece of crap some balls, and it is especially eerily after all these new shootings that have happened in recent memory.
My grandparents on my dad's side live with us. They're a lot of fun to be around since they act kinda wacky, and they're great to talk to. A lot of times when I'm bored, I'll head up to their bedroom and have a chat with them. Very interesting conversations can be tricked out of them if you ask the right questions. They're awesome.
Sometimes when I head up there, they have the TV on. They watch the same shows every day, so I always know what's gonna be on. My grandma's favorite show, however, happens to be Jerry Springer.
In light of the new Dark Knight movie, I decided to rank the top 10 best and worst super hero movies that I have seen. Keep in mind, there are plenty I have not seen, but out of the ones I have this is how they ranked. And feel free to tell me what your favorite and least favorite super hero movies are!
BEST SUPER HERO MOVIES 1) Spider-Man 2 - This movie represents the ultimate comic book film to me. And no, not just because I'm a Spidey fan. The action is thrilling, the story interesting, and the characters are well developed. While Tobey Maguire and Kirsten Dunst aren't too special, Alfred Molina steals the show as the charming tragic villain Doc Ock. But what truly makes this movie enjoyable for me is that it's not non stop action. It gives the audience time to relax and throws some great gags their way. A story that is enjoyable for audiences of all ages.
2) Dark Knight - A wonderfully dark and complex story, with an amazing cast. But perhaps a bit too dark which limits it's audience. Still, this did not stop me from enjoying it. This movie keeps it's audience on edge the whole time with spectacular action and sinister characters. I was personally a little more drawn to the under hyped Two Face, who got very little commercial focus after the late Heath Ledger. Yes, Ledger was definitely exciting to watch, but don't ignore other great characters and actors. The only thing that separates this film from Spider-Man 2 is that there were no moments where the audience could relax and laugh.
3) Spider-Man - A great starting point. Like the sequel, the action was good, and had a nice sense of humor. The sequel definitely built on everything this film already had going for it. And a personal side note, the scene where the citizens of New York tell the Green Goblin "if you mess with Spidey, you mess with New York" is very touching.
4) Batman Returns - This is why I don't trust critics. Batman Returns was criticized for being "too dark", but Dark Knight is praised for it's dark and sinister characters. MAKE UP YOUR MIND PEOPLE! Anyways, until Dark Knight came out, this was my favorite Batman movie. I liked it because it was dark, and the villains were incredible. And it has Christopher freakin Walken in it! How can you not like that? The score for this movie is also one of my favorite by Danny Elfman. It's dark, but adds a nice heroic touch.
5) Batman Begins - Well, Joel Schumacher screwed up Batman. Think we can fix the series? No, so let's just restart it! Which was a brilliant idea! Christopher Nolan had a lot of balls when he did this movie. Not only did he dare to make a movie about a super hero that failed before, but he chose to use villains the are not well known, and took his time in showing how Bruce Wayne becomes Batman. And somehow, he pulled it all off. My complaint about the movie was the villains. It seems like Scarecrow is the main villain, but then he gets discarded and Rah's Ah Ghul comes in again during the last 20 minutes. If it didn't work for Venom, it won't work for Liam Neeson. But other than villains, the movie is able to hold up very well on it's own.
6) Iron Man - I was never a fan of Iron Man or Robert Downey Jr. until now. When I heard they were making a movie about Iron Man, I figured it would be a piece of crap thrown together to make some more money. I have never enjoyed being wrong more in my life. Iron Man is just plain fun. My only complaint is the last part of the movie. The end fight was very anti climactic, which is just a nasty little tease. But then Samuel L. Jackson shows up and saves the movie after the credits end. Seriously, that man is good in anything. Hopefully they will learn from their mistakes in the sequel and we can expect another great movie.
7) X-Men 2 - I was not a big fan of X-Men 1. It just seemed too cartoony for me. But this film had a very nice realistic touch that by far surpassed the last film. I particularly liked that Magneto and the X-Men joined forces. The action scenes were nothing amazing, but the story is over all enjoyable.
8) Batman - I'm gonna say this right now. Jack Nicholson may not be the best Joker, but nobody ever complained about it until Heath Ledger commercials showed up! I'm telling you, if you put Heath Ledger's Joker in this movie it would not work! Stop comparing the two! They were both fine for their time and separate movie! With that said, this movie is a great 80's action flick. Lots of explosions and guns and cool machines for Batman. It's certainly not the best of the Batman series, but not the worst. It was good for it's time.
9) Incredible Hulk - never really liked the Hulk too much. He's not exactly a super hero in my mind, just a big green disgruntled guy that we are supposed to root for. This movie is interesting and fun to watch, but mainly it gets my vote for Edward Norton who I think is an amazing actor. Blonsky was a pretty cool villain too (up until he became Abomination and was just like Hulk). The fighting was fun to watch, but in the end the Hulk just seemed to randomly get the upper hand. It just did not make a lot of sense to me, but was still entertaining.
10) Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer: I HATED the first movie. So I watched this one with the lowest expectations possible. And because of that, it actually seemed like a good movie. The characters were a bit more enjoyable this time and actually got along instead of always fighting with each other. Another reason I was a little more drawn to this movie is because Monsters 2 was filming when I watched it. A movie with 3 guys and 1 girl as super heroes hit home for me.
WORST SUPER HERO MOVIES 1) Spider-Man 3 - This movie single handedly managed to kill the franchise for me. They took everything good they had going for them and fucked it all up. The jokes were so over the top they weren't funny, the acting was terrible and stale, and the music was disgusting (that's what happens when you replace Danny Elfman). And the villains just were not interesting by any means. There was so much they could have done with the "black suit" but was never shown. There is no character progress except for Harry. In fact, the character lose progress. In Spider-Man 2, MJ and Peter are happy, but now their relationship has gone to shit. *Sigh* this movie had so much potential but it all failed. What really sucks is I assumed it would be so good, I bought tickets for two different days! I will constantly criticize this movie until Sam Raimi personally admits he wrong me and gives me my money back.
2) Batman and Robin - Bat nipples and bat asses. Need I say anymore? The plot is just ludicrous. Freeze the world? Are you serious? This movie series has ceased being dark and complex and instead has turned more colorful than a Las Vegas casino. Many often criticize Arnold Swarchenager's ice puns, but in my opinion that is the one and only thing this movie had going for it. It was so bad, at least it knew it could make fun of itself.
3) Batman Forever - Many say they actually like Batman Forever. When they do, I ask them why. "Uh, Jim Carrey was good". I would like to set the record straight. Jim Carrey was not good. Jim Carrey was Jim Carrey! He was over the top and manic, which would have worked for the 60's Riddler, but not the modern one who is much more collected. And second, you should not say a movie is good just based off of one actor. The villains sucked, the scenery sucked, and the story line was "eh" which I guess is a good thing. Not only that, but they totally ignored the last two movies. In Batman, we see Harvey Dent. Yes, he is black, but none the less that is the established Harvey Dent. But in this one we get Tommy Lee Jones, with a totally different story. Actually, we never even see his story really. He's just kinda there. The only real reason this movie is number 3 on my worst list is because they kept Elfman around to score the film.
4) Dare Devil - I don't remember much about this movie. All I know is I hated it. It was just Marvel's attempt to get some more success like they did with Spider-Man. End of
Worthless
