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written by Vash3001 , October 05, 2008

That was pretty good.

Uhh
written by Quang , October 05, 2008

I think few of your top five weren't completely justified. What you said was it was horrible, had bad music, and some other smaller stuff. I'd suggest to elaborate.

However, what I liked about this video was the thing about the 3 Ninja's diarrhea theme xD

Benzaie Day!
written by Wandering_Swordsman , October 05, 2008

Seriously, I'vve been watching (or re-watching) all your vids on here, I listened to some of your interviews on SA, and I'm just about to get done...

BUT WAIT!!!

I refresh, and there's ANOTHER video from you?!

I think I'm going to have an orgasm. The awesomeness is too much.

!!
written by orwellianson , October 05, 2008

Excellent work Benjamin

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written by StinkyJoe , October 05, 2008

True Lies was actually a good one if I remember right. Havent played it in years so no details, but I'm 100% sure that I beat the game, and I remember there was a cutscene where Harry (ye, thats his name in the movie) blows that terrorist guy away, with a rocket.

yup.
written by KnowItAll , October 05, 2008

like they say. great movie = bad game.
but wait! I liked 3 ninjas...


But wait again! 3 ninjas was not a good movie..

heh.

Those Games Looked Terrible
written by Mister Chris , October 05, 2008

Last Action Hero was even worse on the Super Nintendo.

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written by TheNumberOneShmuck , October 05, 2008

Damn, Benz, you've been really productive lately, huh?

2 words!!
written by Bassie , October 05, 2008

Thatisgreathumor Withafunnyaccent!

I lol'ed at 'The music makes you have diarrea' XD

Hmm...
written by Badly Drawn Manchild , October 05, 2008

As bad as those games look, I don't think you went far enough in justifying your reasons for putting some of them on the list. I understand you had to fit reasons into soundbytes for a top 5, but I think further elaboration might have helped. Otherwise it just came off sounding a bit rushed.

Also, no Judge Dredd? No Fantasia? Those games were probably even worse than some that did make the list.

Eyh Guys, let me introduce the show myself
written by benzaie , October 05, 2008

I 'm glad this TOP 5 is on Now... it's been a busy week making all these stuff for you guys...

Well the Goal here was to still stick the fast pace feel of GYMDK, but with something more informative but still with some jokes here and there...

So I know I might have gone in depth with these games but it would have been too long IMO then, I wanted to stay away from the 10 min deadline...

So these are more like my two cents about the games than actual review, remember it's a top 5 , and ranting about a game is not my speciality and it would start to sound like the AVGN, which I love, but I don't wanted to do 10 minutes of ranting on these games but just a quick intro about them and telling you to avoid them

some games speak for themselves, like Back To FUTURE or Wayne's World...

the next TOP 5 might not be about games, so that's why I wasn't going for in depth review of these games...

It's a short TOP 5 giiving the two cents about bad movie games I hate, trying to be enjoyable for everyone therefore not TOO NERDY and Deep in the reviewing, and it's not a review, it's a top 5...

I hope this clarify the way I would loe you to see and enjoy the show...


take care guys

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written by Houdini , October 05, 2008

I can't understand most of what you say, but you're just hilarious for some reason.

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written by Bahamut , October 05, 2008

I have to admit, I was expecting Batman Forever and Fantasia to have been mentioned on this list, but you found other games just as bad as them. This video might have been short, but you made good points as to why those games was bad, so I can't complain.

Great video
written by Jericho6969 , October 05, 2008

I agree.

Hilarious
written by Lim-Dul , October 05, 2008

Oh man! I registered on this site only to comment on this video - I wanted to do that for a long time but Benzaie really tipped the scale with this one.

I don't understand the people complaining about not being able to understand you - I'm a foreigner myself and have probably a worse accent than you (and mind you, I'm a translator), yet nobody ever mentions it.

Anyways - I find it awesome that you started to post more movies since I find the incredibly funny. I don't know why but your fast cuts and the over exaggerated facial expressions really did it for me. Also, it seems that you're one of the few guys who actually "direct" their movies, that is, not just sit there in front of the camera and comment on interspersed videogame or movies footage (NOT a jab at That Guy with the Glasses OR the AVGN - if I didn't like them I wouldn't have landed on this site in the first place).

I mean - the way you turn to the camera in this one as if there were multiple view angles in a large TV show is even hilarious enough to watch this.

Post more and I wish you the best of lucky!

P.S. In the FAQ You segment where you wore a wig to make a reference to Conan the Barbarian you kinda looked like Johnny Depp, no clue why. :-D

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written by DCII , October 05, 2008

Not a bad review, but if you're going to do the Borat/Fisher Stevens bad English bit, the quality of the audio really needs to be improved; most of the video your voice really wasn't that clear with or without the accent. Keep up the good work, though.

WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
written by Mean Matt , October 05, 2008

Are you shitting me, Waynes World has a game?? Never heard of these games

Short Circut 2 theme song, classic...
written by Skunk , October 05, 2008

Who knows? Maybe him living in England will reduce his accent.

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written by Some Dude , October 05, 2008

Benzaie is easily one of the best, he really knows what good humor is and how to show it though I think he should consider getting a better camera since he's kinda difficult to hear :p still though, you rule

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written by CultconXIX , October 05, 2008

Video Game Satan? ....dude ...I think you got something here....

Haha
written by JudgeSim:K , October 05, 2008

You're my favorite.

I liked it but...
written by Blackspawn20 , October 05, 2008

I have a hard time understanding you. I really wish it had subtitles.

good job
written by Socialiste , October 05, 2008

I think you did a good job and that your video was quite funny. The fact you act like you have this huge popularity was also quite funny. The only less positive thing I'd like to say is that the sound is not really good. You should try to find a way to have a clearer sound. Except for that, that was great.

Wow
written by Arbus , October 05, 2008

A Benzaie video I actually enjoyed? Guess I'll say keep up the good work?

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written by Orastella , October 05, 2008

Your outfit reminds me of the 10th Doctor. (David Tennent)

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written by tenev911 , October 05, 2008

Exellent review, i only play "Back to the futur III" and me too I can't pass the first screen oO
Message in Benzaie's language : J'adore tes vidéos, dommage que je ne les trouve pas en Français

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written by Jackred666 , October 05, 2008

I am fair with most of the list however Back to the Future 3 on Sega Genesis from what I seen what the hell is this pile of dog vomit.

That ending song........
written by NegaJoe , October 05, 2008

kinda fits your zany brand of humor. But everytime I hear it I think of Johnny 5...............(using thick Indian accent)JOHNNY 5 IS ALIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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written by Hot564231 , October 05, 2008

Benzaie you one sexy bitch.

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written by gasto5 , October 05, 2008

Another great episode. True gamer, if you have truely played these games on the Master System.

Hey Ben
written by CoolIT , October 05, 2008

Really love your reviews, this episode was pretty decent however it seems it was lacking a little something.
Already it's a top5, it could have used a bit more details on the games and why they sucked...

Also, I played true lies, it's not a great game, but it's not bad either... so not the worst. (that makes it decent for a movie game... since they usually suck hard)

Looking forward to seeing more of your work.

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written by Moogle , October 05, 2008

I liked Bram Stoker's Dracula

Blaster Master
written by Cferra , October 05, 2008

That game deserves an honorable mention. ONly bevause all you do is stay in one spot and SHOOT. That's it.

damn!!!
written by Punky , October 05, 2008

Ben u look damn hot in a suit, ur the sexxiest husband I ever had
But wait!
that 3 ninjas song makes me wanna poop too LOL
Friking funny vid ben
loe ya!

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written by Chibithor , October 06, 2008

I understand everything Benzaie says as well, at the beginning I didn't but I'm getting used to it or something. Great video once again. I can't say that a spesific game should've been on the list because I never played Genesis. :[

Awesome
written by Danmos , October 06, 2008

You, sir, are full of win. Your videos are great and very entertaining. You're one of my favorite contributors to this site. Keep up the good work.

They made a Back to the Future 3 on Gen!
written by nsonic79 , October 06, 2008

That just seems wrong somehow. And I thought the NES part II and III was a rip-off

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written by decoren45 , October 07, 2008

Damn, I've been living in korea too long, because I couldnt understand your accident. Had to watch it twice in order to get all the jokes. Cant say that I totally agree with you though. I liked most of the games you had there, but hey, I was a total nerd when I was growing up. anyways good video thanks~

???
written by decoren45 , October 07, 2008

Damn, I've been living in korea too long, because I couldnt understand your accent*. Had to watch it twice in order to get all the jokes. Cant say that I totally agree with you though. I liked most of the games you had there, but hey, I was a total nerd when I was growing up. anyways good video thanks~ (I submitted twice, because I notice I mispelled accent in my previous post LOL) Hint to site manager: add a edit comment feature lol

They were really bad
written by Nick3889 , October 07, 2008

Why do people insist on making bad games

Good, but "Where's the beef" with the candy? (Nostalgic commercial reference)
written by sinclair4000 , October 07, 2008

Watching this vid was like ingesting an entire ball of candy cotton at once. Tasty (pretty damn sweet sweet too) but ultimately unsatisfying beyond a brief sugar rush. Flesh it out a little and you can add some real meat to that cotton candy and.......OH GOD that sounds awful. Forget my poor metaphors you know what I mean!

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written by LimeGreenSquid , October 08, 2008

Haha, the music will give you diarrhea! And yay for Short Circuit 2 end music! (i noticed it on another video, but the site wouldn't let me log in to comment.)

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written by Turbosloth , October 08, 2008

Yay! Another funny video by Benzaie! Joy!


On a side note though, I almost missed this one because I didn't realize it was a Benzaie one. I wonder if the administration would consider putting the "this video was done by" bit on the front page next to the videos in the new videos banner? Sometimes I tend to skip videos if they aren't by one of my favorite reviewers on the site (of which Benzaie is one). I don't know if I'm the only one with this problem since no one else seems to be complaining about it, but I think it would be helpful.

Other than that, the site is always awesome, and Benzaie's videos are great!

Well Said
written by organman31190 , October 09, 2008

"Listen to your parents or they will get a divorce."
LOL Well said!

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written by Cinemysteria , October 16, 2008

Actualy, THe Lawnmower man was a book by Stephen King.

thx but...
written by benzaie , October 21, 2008

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written by Cinemysteria , October 16, 2008
Actualy, THe Lawnmower man was a book by Stephen King.

the game is still about the movie right ? like Bram Stoker's Dracula is based on the movie and not from the novel...RIGHT ?