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Written by Ghostmayhem   
Thursday, 03 July 2008 00:00

"A message to Gamers of the 'HARDCORE' Variety: " 

 

Hello, all you self-proclaimed "HARDCORE" gamers out there.

Here's a message to all of YOU:

Which is the BEST handheld game system on the market?

Honestly, I KNOW all of you are reaching for the "PSP, Bob!" buttons on the right side of your chairs, (By which I mean the bright, red "X" on the right side of this window...)  but, let Me share MY opinion, first.

I prefer the DS.

Yes, the Playstation Portable's Graphics are pretty, but what it all boils down to is the GAMES.

I mean, every time I have 10-to-1 argument of PSP vs DS, the only real case they have is "going on the Internet", "Playing Music", or "hacking the device to get games for free". 

While the Internet is a good IDEA, it's not only SLOWER than the DS' Wi-Fi system, but can't even use Flash [Player]. Also, being able to Hack the programming means that there was an initial GLITCH in it which some 40-year-old guy from Wisconsin (random example...) figured how to exploit. It's not an ADVANTAGE in the program!

Also, playing music: Why on Earth would you want to play music on it!

Not only is it about 3x the size of an iPod (not even the Nano, the regular...) but it's a GAMING Console!

Let me repeat that: a GAMING Console.

I just have one question to PSP-supporters: What's the MOST important thing about using a Video gaming system??

How about...PLAYING VIDEO GAMES!!

I mean, seriously! Even after all this garbage-flinging, what it Really boils down to is the GAMES.

And, now, let's think about this.

The DS has HUGE libraries of Good Games.

How many does the PSP have?

Well, as Screwattack put it: "Barely enough to count on two hands!"

Wow.

So much for your "King of handhelds".

And besides, the people who are rebutting this argument in their heads, or on their Keyboards right now, are probably, nay, Definitely the Same people who either came up with or are thoroughly widening the ridiculously broad use of the joke "Do you have a PSP? HAHA it stands for ..."     Well, you all know the rest...

 

Although, honestly, a few of those 7 or 8 games ARE actually really good.

GoW: Chains, for example.

GREAT game!

So, maybe I was a bit too hard on the Little machine.

But, whatever.

All I know is that I have both and I play my DS More.

And, to me, that's all that matters...


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written by AngryGuitarPlayer, July 03, 2008
DS rules! smilies/cheesy.gif
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