You Wish You Were Me!

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  • Jackass Mask
    I'm Bennett The Sage, bitch!
  • REVIEWER RICK
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    Don't drink and record videos ... this is total trash ... to make it worse, Bennett should be more professional, not some dumb arsed drunk uploading videos!
  • Semudara
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    You're not familiar with the concept of "parody", are you?
  • Lotus Prince
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    "You're not familiar with the concept of "parody", are you?"

    I actually didn't realize that this was a parody, but I still thought that it was freaking HYSTERICAL. :-D
  • Reliena
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    Dude, lighten the fuck up. This was obviously done on purpose, and I thought he was pretty funny. Don't take EVERYTHING so seriously!
  • Seng
    As the others said he was doing a parody. Of this video in particular: http://www.youtube.com/ watch?v=3kOHWOisDfw

    The story behind it is that those guys used to make fun but stupid videos about making disgusting meals that were obnoxiously unhealthy, but then they made that video. It made them out to be total douches and assholes and many people hated them for a bit for it. Some still do.

    That is what I thought of when I saw it at least. It may also be making fun of obnoxious rich people who are not nearly as cool as they think they are, and are just douches. Both apply.
  • Neo Ultra Mike
    Hmmmm is this a Cribs refrence because I think the Boondocks made a similar joke actually. Still nice portrayl here. Where were you though? at a con or something?
  • Deimos1984rd
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    Stylin and profilin, awesome
  • IMONFIREGUY
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    the funny thing is that isn't even you

    the real you however is lying on top of a pillar in the middle of a lava lake with each of your internal organs are wrapped in garote wire attached to drunk lemmings ready to fall off and pull your insides apart
    the thing is that you chose for this to happen
    because in an earlier set of options, you found this option more appealing than a 24hour marathon of Doomed Megalopolis at 240p with inconsistent audio synch.
    either choice would amuse me

    am I a sadist?
    no

    I'm just an average viewer of videos
    just with less spelling errors
  • LordOrin
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    This comment wins.
  • Lastman  - Lastman
    No, Sage, I don't wish I was you, because if I was, I'd have to watch Doomed Megalopolis and see that dick-throat-slug again: that is too much to bare for my fragile mind.
  • EpicFish
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    Ha? Sorry but if this was supposed to be making fun of something, it went right over my head.
  • RayLedgend
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    I gues TGWTG pays pretty well, huh?
  • Boot The Gong  - haha
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    i thought it was funny..
  • Majin47
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    Funny, I thought he was just drunk...
  • JTown465
    I for one found this video hilarious.
    Pointless? Yes.
    Stupid? Absolutely.
    But funny nonetheless. Nice to see you being spontaneous Sage.
  • The_Awesometeer
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    entertaining but I feel as if you are mocking something, if so I have no idea what
  • Semudara
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    Even though I don't know what the heck this is supposed to be a parody of, I found it highly amusing. Kinda Tobuscus-ish. Randomness FTW!
  • agrippa911
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    I'm guessing he's doing a parody of Harley Morenstein of Epic Mealtime (go look them up on youtube if you've never seen it).
  • LikaLaruku
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    2:18 Camera Bomb.

    Sure I wish I was you; then I could pee standing up.
  • AngryOldMan  - hmm
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    Thought Bennett joined Epic Meal Time for a second there
  • Firenze
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    I don't know about you all, but the last couple seconds completely made this worth it.
    Oh Bennett, truly you are a god among men.
  • Pete The Magnificent
    Gotta say i understand the great video op he had and i would've done the same in his shoes. This guy cracks me up though and this video was great!
  • Lando Funk
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    Looks like you have a few more than 4 big screen TVs.
  • saint23thomas
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    This video reminds me of somebody else.
    "Subscribe bitches!"
    Wait, it's coming to me.
    "I'm angry!"
    Oh, right, I remember, now.
    "Where's my sombrero!"
    Okay, now, I'm confused, again.
  • Lich
    awesome
  • Dawood
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    Epic Sage Time.. lol

    did you just ask everyone to say hail? lol
  • Citrakite
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    The point of this is there is no damn point that just how the Sage rolls.
  • Endless Mike
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    Shot in asshole vision, dig it!
  • BrianDavis1326
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    This is what passes for acceptable content on TGWTG now? Pathetic.
  • chives1994
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    "YOU WISH YOU WERE ME"

    No I'm pretty happy NOT being a douchebag.
  • Mad_Man_Moony
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    You sound like the black mutha' fuckin' baron man. And yes, I DO wish I were you so that I would be the proud owner of a metric ton of anime and blaxsploitation flicks :)Much love man.
  • Ogre Samanosuke
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    Amusing Sage, but I think it was funnier when Tosh did it on Tosh.0, with his "Is it racist?" segment.

    Also, not sure what's better, the video itself, or all the comments that don't know this is a satire of a much stupider video.
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