:huh: ? (was my first reaction from the context of the story) This Collins dude either needs to get laid, or needs to seek help from a professional psychiatrist immediately. A Philosorapter? Seriously? That's just wrong on so many levels.
Episode 4: Root Her
Written by Bennett The Sage Friday, 03 April 2009 02:26
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Comments (134)
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04.02.2009 - 22:50 | I-dream-of-Hoolleewooood2
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rather read this than the first episode :X
edit: I am almost as disgusted by this more than episode 1 :X :X :X :X :X
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02.08.2011 - 21:10 | ladydiskette
omg
I remember someone sent me a link to this episode a really long time ago and never thought about it until I recognized the caption: "Ladies when is the last time your man called you a carrion-scented aphrodite, isn't it about time he did?" and it came flooding back to me, I was just so wierded out I kept laughing uncontrollably.
Its really the only way to deal with bad fanfics like these.
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God, it took all of my power not to crack up behind the camera for this one. Great read for a single take, Sage, love the integration of the raptor pics.
I like how you are incorporating more facial and physical reaction to the story, it allows for a much stronger flow of humor.
Hee hee....Linkara is going DOOOWWWNNN!!!!
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04.02.2009 - 23:23 | Superguy
I think it might of actually made Jurassic Park scarier if the dinosaurs hunted down their prey and had sex with them rather than just eating them.
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04.02.2009 - 23:36 | Lite
There comes a time when every man must confront his desires for a raptor.
Also wtf, Wikipedia gave me this when I was searching for raptor species.
[img]http:// img21.imageshack.us/ img21/2121/ wikipedia.png[/img]
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04.03.2009 - 05:07 | adrasl300Well that's proof then.
Velociraptors are rapists!!
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I think a little part of my soul just died. . .
Good in keeping a straight face while reading. . .Little piece of work in the video.
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04.02.2009 - 23:43 | Roach
Not sure if I should laugh or cry at this one.
Think I'll do both.
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04.02.2009 - 23:51 | TheNumberOneShmuck
Protip: 'Manoeuvre' is an accepted alternate spelling of 'maneuver'.
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04.03.2009 - 17:14 | ChaosD1
...and "Man-hors d'oeuvre" is what would probably happen if a human attempted to have sex with a velociraptor.
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04.02.2009 - 23:53 | Arkady Saulski
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Linkara is on the next episode? Wow - his works all seem like Masterpiece Fanmovie Theater to me.
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02.08.2011 - 21:27 | ladydiskette"supress his gag reflex like his gym teacher had taught him..." I love Sage's look like he is thinking: the less said about it the better.
Also his "winkings" made me laugh
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04.03.2009 - 00:05 | freemonty
:0 A man gets raped by a what now? Who thinks this shit up?
Bestiality creeps me out. :X
Oh and...
Linkara?!
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04.03.2009 - 00:15 | Tigro
And by the Way: Epic Evil Laughter
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How did you manage to subject yourself to that without going insane in the process?
Anyways, looking forward to the next episode. If Linkara is guest starring (by choice or not), then it must be an epic fanfiction based on a comic.
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04.03.2009 - 01:37 | Buffalo2867My jaw dropped at velocogina. Just (ellipsis) wow.
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04.03.2009 - 03:16 | ReMix
Oh god yes that was so hot!
Kidding, kidding!
Damn that's disturbing, I loved your reactions tough. But please, next time read a better fanfic... I don't think my brain can handle another Velocigina...
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04.03.2009 - 03:52 | SuperfantastischI liked how eagerly he mentioned that the velociraptor's vagina is hairless.
I'm going to write a delightful Sage/Linkara rapefic now.
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04.03.2009 - 04:29 | adrasl300Ohh man I have been waiting for a new fanfic theater.
Thank the aesirs!
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04.03.2009 - 04:31 | secretshadow90
Unclean, Unclean! So disturbing! make it go away!!!
Good reading though. I would have stopped after first mention of velociraptor sex. And let Linkara go!
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04.03.2009 - 04:39 | BatOtaku13
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if you'll excuse me, i have to take an hour long shower.
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04.03.2009 - 04:47 | bojak90
11:30
okay, I'm gonna flip a coin to see if I keep watching...
tails.
Okay, I'm out. You're a braver man than me sage!
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04.03.2009 - 04:47 | adrasl300Doesnt velociraptors usually have reddish skin in fiction!?
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04.03.2009 - 05:51 | Cferra
That story was disturbing. Didn't Film Brain link that to you? I think I'll go smack him. Kidding.
Anyway, Linkara, huh? That should be interesting. Liking these crossovers!
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04.03.2009 - 06:00 | lanthrovielOh...my...god...
You are truly good at these Sage (keep the facial expression and your little comments,IMO that makes it even better) because I would normally be totally disturbed and couldn't make it to the end, but I was able to listen to you completely, and even LAUGH AT IT most of the time (well, until you say words like "hairless vagina"...).Kudos to you for keeping your straight face dude!
[size=small]Oh and LEAVE LINKARA ALONE!LEAVE HIM ALONE![/size] :P
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04.03.2009 - 07:03 | ninjalizchanI'm...not enterly sure what to say to this. I was hal between laughing and my mind breaking utterly throughout this enter video.
Oh people...why do you do such strange things?
mmm. Is Linkara in your CLOSET? You know you out to be carful or some crazed fanfiction writer might get some crazy ideas from this video o_O.
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04.03.2009 - 08:08 | Monado
I think I'm permantly scarred for life.
Oh, I didn't know this, but the website is actually suppose to be nothing BUT Erotic Jurassic Park fanfics.
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04.03.2009 - 08:29 | CheesecakeSeptember
......I really have no comments on the disturbingness of this fanfiction. o_o;
Nooooo Linkara! Someone go save him from the evilness! Dx
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04.03.2009 - 09:55 | EfilnikufesinI'm still waiting for the Sage to do My Immortal
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04.03.2009 - 10:24 | EarthboundXE
Wow....that was much worst then your the first fanfic you read.
At least that was between two humans.
Bah......
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