Hahaha..holy shit! Milk dud tits! I will never forget how horrible this is. Really hilarious stuff there, Sage.
Episode 1: Doug and James
Written by Bennett The Sage Friday, 20 February 2009 02:28
This is a Mature Audience only video, as this is a fanfic; thus it's fairly graphic. This poorly written fanfic involves Doug and James.
If you choose to watch.. Don't say I didn't warn you!
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02.19.2009 - 21:39 | Hitchhiker561
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THAT WAS F*CKING DISGUSTING!
...I'll never look the same way at doug or james again :confused:
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THAT WAS F*CKING DISGUSTING!
...I'll never look the same way at doug or james again :confused:[/quote]
I must admit, that was... disturbing, but haven't you heard of yaoi fanfics before? If you're going to be on the internet, you'll have to get used to it. XD
However, yes, it would have probably been less creepy to read it then hear the Sage read it out loud. >_>
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02.08.2011 - 20:50 | ladydiskette
Luckily I have read slash based on video games and Anime so I am pretty much immuned to the "wtf"-itude of yaoi fics.
However, every time I watch a video game review or NC review I will always think of them screwing each other. lol, I don't know about you guys but I just find it funny espically with the horrible spelling, grammer, and use of elipses. XD
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02.08.2011 - 20:56 | ladydiskettelol I hope there is another slash fic out there with Cinema Snob that Sage reads. Now THAT guy belongs in every horny girl's yaoi fantasies.
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Except....EEEEWWWWWWWWWWW WWWW!
Well I liked how you read it EXACTLY as written. Can't say it was my 1 CUP of TEA but ah well..........
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02.19.2009 - 22:09 | Yaoi Huntress EarthMan, this fic makes me queezy. Somethings just shouldn't be paired so I really admire your guts for going through this whole thing. Any chance of reading the Faithful Hearts series?
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02.19.2009 - 22:09 | Milkman Dan
You brought way more class than was needed to that... thing.
DBZ and Anne Frank? Oh Lord. I think I remember that one.
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02.19.2009 - 22:10 | Totalpranny
That was hilariously bad, as well as kind of gross. Not that the idea of two guys getting on puts me off but, no offence meant, these two aren't exactly the most attractive males around. :D
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06.25.2010 - 22:16 | redjirachiIt doesn't stop the fangirls.Plus it had to exist somewhere,after all if it exists there is porn of it.As there is the Nostalgia Critic and Angry Video Game Nerd,so there must be porn of them.It looks like they have a mutual enemy
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this will forever haunt me. i will no longer sleep because of this.
*GAG*
kudos to the Sage though for keeping a *ahem* STRAIGHT face
I know. Horrible joke...*GAG*
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Sage, you have proven an incredible ammount of sheer balls by reading this out loud. Or reading it in the first place.
Sadly I cant thank you for making this video, since I am now scared for live.
Mind soap anyone?
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02.15.2010 - 00:42 | lonercs
There is NO mind soap! Only palate cleansers or things far worse.
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09.20.2010 - 21:59 | thatquietkid
Mind soap? I need mind [i]bleach![/i]
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[color=red]OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG[/color]
This was (...) awfull!!!
Actually, I am an yaoi fan, but this was so bad, I have to take a shower.
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02.19.2009 - 23:52 | FouCapitan
I frew up a bit
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Have James and Doug read this yet?
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I think everyone here will agree when I say that Bennett the Sage here deserves the TGWTG official [b][u]Dude, You've got Balls Award[/u][/b]. Imagine the pair of cajones it must take to not only find and read a horrific slashfic like this, but to also read it aloud for all the world to hear!
Damn you Rule 34. Damn you all to hell.
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Ok - first of all. Bennett, I always liked you, and your videos, but this... you are one tough ambre! I mean, this piece of shit that you had the guts to read would make some hardcore hero like Rambo cry in his bed... DUDE, YOU GOT BALLS nomination from me too.
But you know what I would like? Sort of a post scriptum movie, which would show the photografed face face expressions of James and Doug while reading this. No one was doing any pictures at that moment, were they? Holy shit - when I opened this file I was expecting ANYTHING but this, really. I was expecting, I don't know - some snuff movie about Doug killing squirells, or somethin' But not this, not this... I am traumatised... I need help, not psychological, I need Gregory House to perform euthanasia on me, right now! Jesus, Jesus, Jesus... I can't think of saying anything more...
No wait - I can! Isn't James married? What would his wife say about th... No matter... Kill me... KILL ME!!!
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02.20.2009 - 00:31 | HSA:0
It's a sick world we live in, with sick people
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02.20.2009 - 00:31 | DeaDBolTWhat the hell is wrong with this kind of people(fanfiction writers) to come up with one of the most disgusting things i've ever heard!?!
Now that i have that out of my system...
Sage you really have a lott of guts doing this, i would just cringe at the sight of such a written peice of fiction.
That said, doing this is quite original, and it would be nice to see more sometimes.
Cheers,
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I wonder if James and Doug are proud for these fans dedication to them? Most likely not.
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2girls1cup is sesame street compared to this. I wonder when we will start seeing reaction footages on youtube:)
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02.20.2009 - 01:12 | lanthrovielActually, the NC team did saw it,since they showed it during the live drive last week...though it wasn't probably the first time^^.
Some guy even remarked it to them just after with the phone call!
What [b]I[/b] wonder, though, is if this guy, "hammohamster" see this.I mean, he must be a huge fan of both shows if he's able to write something like...eeer..this.So he's probably still on this site, like all of us are no?^^
Oh and btw, I found the video hilarious.Am I the only one?Just listening benett, with the subtitles, the tone, and you add the pics that show up...that made me roflol hard^^.
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I personally find both James and Doug attractive, but I'm not into yaoi.
Bennett's delivery was the best part.... I had to keep pausing it so I wouldn't miss anything, I was laughing so hard. Kind of gross at parts, but funny just the same. I also loved the commentary and pictures.
Yes, the "walking fingers" mime was completely necessary. :D
A reaction video would be priceless. Is the footage of the live drive still up on the site?
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im so glad you finally put this up. when i saw it live the first time it was played i was in tears from laughter. i was afraid you wouldn't put it up!! yay! :evil:
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Okay...its one thing to write raunchy stories. It's another thing to write raunchy stories about characters from a show. Its a SAD thing to write raunchy stories about REAL PEOPLE! That's like me writing a porno involving my boyfriend and best friend. IT DOESN'T WORK!
Some people are just weird. Weird weird weird. However! This dramatic reading made the whole painful experience so worthwhile and has started my morning off on the right foot. I'll be looking out for future episodes! :D
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02.20.2009 - 01:38 | Arkady Saulski"That's like me writing a porno involving my boyfriend
and best friend. IT DOESN'T WORK!"
And that just gave me an idea...
This hamster guy, the author, I think he is making shits and giggles out of us? Maybe he wrote such a piece of shit of a fanfich DELIBERETLY to see it posted here in this awesome video. Yeah, I know this is a conspiracy theory, but take a moment to study this - that fanshit is too shitty to be just shit. Its something more...
And I don't know WHAT?
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Well,the sad thing is, both AVGN and NC ARE shows since they are both virtual characters,and they try to make a living with it.(I wonder if they're going to copyright it btw xD)
So, now its like making, well, fanfic about a TV show, like buffy or whatever.The character is involved, yet there is still someone behind it IRL^^.Now it's sure that we are more "close" to the real actor here than in a TV show, plus some other stuff that make this fanfic really really creepy.But , in some ways, it "works"...>
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I'm torn: On one hand I think taking a look at fan-fiction is an really cool idea. There's certainly a lot of funny, twisted stuff to be found. On the other hand ... wow ... this story was ... wow ...
Do I REALLY want more of this? - Yeah, I guess I do (what's that saying about me?!)
Good job, Sage. Great video.
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02.20.2009 - 02:24 | shogginot a new idea, reading bad slashfics out loud. there's a dude on collegehumor that does it too. but it's definetly awseome.
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02.20.2009 - 02:52 | Cferra
Nothing like Hentai fanfiction between the Nerd and the Critic. Good gravy this was bad. I didn't watch all of this during the drive. But, yikes. This was wicked bad. You got cahonies of steel, Ben. Cahonies of steel.
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02.20.2009 - 02:54 | RamuCastro
Man, insane fanfic is a comedy goldmine, and I'm actually suprised that no one have used it yet. I have to admit I didn't have the balls to listen to the entire story, but I think I can guess what it will be about, not something good.
Good job sage, please do make an episode 2...Oh right, and make sure that NC and AVGN learns about that fanfic.
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02.20.2009 - 03:07 | CultconXIX
I wonder, Sage, how many times did you burst into wild laughter while reading and filming this? :D
I sure couldn't help but laugh...and hide my mental pain....
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:huh: Words cannot voice the horror my soul burns with at this moment. :shock: Since he did this I imagine he visits this site, I wonder how mad he's gonna get lol.
Regardless though, I'm amazed at your ability to keep a straight face during that. Either you have an amazing poker face or you must have had to keep reading that--thing--until you felt nothing about anything. Kudos to either. XD
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02.20.2009 - 03:35 | Rahhel
Wow, you must be dead inside, if you can read that crap so casually.
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