i love masterpiece fanfic theater! did you run out of crappy fics?
The Wolf Blood Lineage Part III
Written by Bennett The Sage Monday, 31 January 2011 21:42
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*finished watching the last episode*
well, it was fun while it lasted. thanks for the laughs, bennett
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01.31.2011 - 23:04 | TheDued92
This is why stupid crazy people should not have a computer, because they write crazy bullshit like this. On the bright side its some funny crazy bullshit.
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01.31.2011 - 23:05 | Gooey_Belle
I will miss you Bennett, you were my favorite
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I did not exaggerate that no. In fact I probably under stated it. I'm going to miss the monthly rapings of my brain induced by these horrid fics.
BTW this is my first ever post. Your news made me so sad I finally had to break my streak
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01.31.2011 - 23:47 | Silence
A pity it's all over, but perfectly understandable on why. Thank you for all the wtfery you provided with series. Epic, man. Epic.
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01.31.2011 - 23:54 | jabraille
I can't believe it, but... this segment makes even LESS sense than the previous two mindfucks. Every time I thought I knew where the narrative was going, it took another left turn into wtf. WHY. HOW. WHUT.
(I'd buy that soda, but I'm not sure I'd drink it without a taste-test first. That's why siblings were invented.)
When the author said the chapter after Foxy's not!death would be "more descriptive and less symbolic", my eyebrows shot up three inches. Of course, as soon as the "descriptive" bits came up, I started to miss the "symbolism".
I understand your reasons for stopping. I'll miss these, but it was awesome while it lasted. I look forward to seeing what else you'll get up to in the future!
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02.01.2011 - 00:13 | Ashoten2021
Be careful Sage. If you keep saying you don't care some crazy plushy bears will show up to stare at you.
Well this means you will have more time to work on your other videos then?
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02.02.2011 - 14:55 | Divide By Zero
"Well this means you will have more time to work on your other videos then?"
Fingers crossed.
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I was really enjoying these. Darn shame, That it ends here. But if your not having fun, then there's no reason behind this segment.
Masterpiece Fanfic Theatre had a good run. But C'est la vie.
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02.01.2011 - 00:34 | yanderess
I'll really miss this show, but I can completely understand your reasons for ending it. My only hope is that you might in some distant future find this fun again, or that you'll come up with something even more disturbed for me to enjoy. And yeah, I understand the not caring bit too, I just find these all hilarious (aside from the FFVII fanfic, which made me want to throw up). My compliments from me to you for this your most intriguing episode.
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02.01.2011 - 00:51 | Kimarous
You will be missed, Sage. At least we will still have the epic readings that you have already provided us with. The show will go on... as reruns. Awesome, awesome reruns.
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02.01.2011 - 00:58 | Crossover Princess
That's too bad, I loved this show, oh well. I have a lot of other shows on this site. It helped me understand the terrible things of fanfics. Sad to see you go, but if your not having fun anymore...
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02.01.2011 - 01:41 | secretsheikOh man... I'm somewhat of a bad fanfic junkie, I'm going to miss this.
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02.01.2011 - 02:41 | PIE!!!
I love how you elegantly read this story, Sage. I didn't understand what the F*** was going on, but I still loved every crappy minute of it.
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02.01.2011 - 03:16 | Mountain_King
I'm a fanfic writer and some of the fics I've seen would kill you.
There's a Yoda Jar-jar slash fic out there, where Yoda is basically raped and forced to wear a gimp suit! (alright so it's a thin metaphor for how the prequel trilogy and the special editions ruined Star Wars for a lot of people but it's still an image I've had trouble shifting). There's is also any number of incest fics out there for Buffy (Buffy/Dawn) and Supernatural (urm, guess) but those are relatively rare. The truth is fics like "My Imortal" and this one are the narrow end of the spectrum. While horrible there are very few that can be fairly compared to them
There is a lot of fan fiction out there done badly (very badly) but it is someone trying. One thing I'm grateful for is that Bennit never found my early stuff, but I've improved. So have a lot of writers. So I can see why he's decided to end this show. The joke was getting stale and once you've plumbed the depths there's no where for the format to go.
Thanks for the show (and special thanks for not finding my work!)
Thomas
AKA Mountain King
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i just want u to know, the only reason i ever came to tgwtg was this show and the cinema snob. so thierfor fuck tgwtg, i'll just go to the snobs site. i hope that dont sound trollish, but i love this show im pissed
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"i just want u to know, the only reason i ever came to tgwtg was this show and the cinema snob. so thierfor fuck tgwtg, i'll just go to the snobs site. i hope that dont sound trollish, but i love this show im pissed"
...why don't you just quit your bitching and be grateful for Bennett entertaining you? Yeesh!
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i was drunk as fuck when i posted that comment, and your right dude. thanks bennet for all the hours of perverted bliss.
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02.06.2011 - 08:46 | The FanFic CriticUnderstandable. Bennett will be missed. I'm sure he'll do other videos, though!
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02.02.2011 - 14:59 | Divide By ZeroThere's something rather poetic in how similar the form of this comment was to the subject of the video itself. I can almost hear it being read aloud in Bennett's own soothing voice.
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02.01.2011 - 04:48 | Jezzy54
Well, thanks for making us laugh at some of the worst stories the internet has to offer!
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02.01.2011 - 05:30 | The FanFic CriticI'm sorry to hear that you're ending the show. =( I understand, though. It had a good run. Good luck with your future projects!
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02.01.2011 - 06:01 | jalford
AWWWW MAN! BUMMER!
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02.01.2011 - 07:52 | C.O.C.O.
Nothing on this show was as vile and depraved as this one DBZ fanfic I heard. It was about Videl getting a sexual thrill out of getting an abortion. It gets worse. On the lighter side of fanfics there's "Sonadow: heaven on earth". I'm gonna miss this show. It made me realize dramatic readings existed.
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dude thanks for all the wtf moments of literature that you have generously provided. Thanks again for not continuing with a second season of wolf blood lineage.
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02.01.2011 - 08:40 | Kiwamu Kappa
still not convinced on that evil part... O_o
In all seriousness, it's a nice place to end the show. It was a really great show, bizarre and hilarious.
hopefully we'll see something similar or something new in the future with the caliber Masterpiece fanfic Theater had.
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02.01.2011 - 10:19 | e33lafAt least with this fic, you went out with a bang :D
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02.01.2011 - 10:51 | Lan
Awww, this was the most unique on the sight and consistantly funny. Though I'm sure I got stupider after each read through.
This persons writing style is crazy. It's like they have a random word generator.
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well.. thank you sage for the series, it has been hilarious but i understan that siting in one place and reading can be boring, so thank you for being our virgil and good bye. so how does the wbl end? or is it unfinished?
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02.01.2011 - 11:36 | SexyStrife
Awwwwwww, that sucks! I loved this show. But, if you're not having fun anymore then it's time to move on.
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02.01.2011 - 12:05 | JobenI'm only 5 minutes in but my theory is that Sage is not doing any more of these because he figures it will be impossible to top this one.
There has not been a single sentence so far that has not be excruciating, exquisite and utterly insane.
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02.06.2011 - 08:47 | The FanFic CriticOr he's just ending it because he wants to end it.
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02.01.2011 - 12:10 | Claim
thanks for all the laughs, benett !
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02.01.2011 - 12:13 | Daemon25
Thanks for the many hours of amusement Sage! The show will be missed.
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02.01.2011 - 12:22 | vaprrenon
Aw...I'm sad to see the show go, but hey, if you're not enjoying what you're doing, what's the point in doing it? ^_^ Thanks for all the laughs, Sage!
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