The Wolf Blood Lineage

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  • secretsheik
    Read "Face the Strange" next! :D
  • Stonerman
    Loved the Wizard People reference, Ronnie "The F´n Bear"
  • CorpseFactor
    When I first heard the line involving "Mecha-wolves," I stared at the cookie I was eating with distrust. I then realized that the line was real.
  • MichaelDj54
    Upon seeing the author was ComicSnix (Someone who I'm VERY Familiar with, thanks to Toplessrobot), I believe my reaction was...

    "Oh. Sweet. Jesus."

    Also, may I suggest a month of ComicsNix fanfiction? They're...horrifying enough.
  • Pinkemon
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    Good to see another FFF reader. :D

    When I saw that the author was Comicsnix, I actually chuckled.
    I think his stories are pretty damn hilarious because of their batshit insanity, and this one certainly did not disappoint.

    I can't wait for more!
  • diavid144
    make that three FFF readers.

    and i don't think sage will do any other ComicsNix fic, this one is really tame compared to is other ones. the only one i could think would be alright is: "bella swan furious and pregnant" because it's is only story without horrible, horrible things going on. the rest are just too hardcore.
  • Scott
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    "too hardcore"

    Even though he already read one about a Silent Hill Nurse sodomizing someone with its own dismembered leg, I must agree. ComicsNix is too hardcore and I don't think Sage has the guts to do it. He's such a prude :P
  • Beebo
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    Oh my God, I said the same thing.

    Toplessrobot and ComicsNix have destroyed all the decency Bennett had spared.
  • e33laf
    Would it be too much for me to hope that this is a troll fic...Please?

    What on earth did poor Harry Potter ever do to earn a fandom with such unparalleled crazy?
  • fotoverite
    Oh sweet, sweet jesus. This must be troll. I refuse to believe anyone can spell that badly without purpose.

    Also MechaWolf... MechaWolf! It makes youtube comments seem intelligent.
  • TBTabby
    I was on the fence with My Immortal, but I'm definitely voting troll fic this time. There are several lines that have a tongue-in-cheek quality about them.
  • axlryder
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    I agree, this is so unintentionally hilarious at points that I can't help but to doubt it was unintentional.
  • Casandraelf
    ditto. this sounds like a troll fic.
  • DeathsHead419  - Oh, God
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    Ahem...genetics does not work like that, why would she abandon her parents at the bequest of why letter, how the FUCK is Hagrid running a brothel out of his house, why is Harry Potter smoking pot, what demon possesed this person that caused them to spew this out, and, and, AGH!!!
    ...
    Still, I saw part of an episode of "Ancient Aliens" earlier so this can't possibly be the stupidest thing I've witnessed today.
  • Katharina
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    ...Meh
    My Immortal was worse
  • Klabautermann  - God...
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    How could I start eating at the same time I started watching this? Am I an idiot?
  • quizzabella
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    This is the literary version of the Crucio spell.
  • Folio  - Oh my lord, another one?
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    This is almost, but barely as bad as the last Harry Potter fanfic. I can't really say what's different about it other than the use of drugs.
  • Jeroniac
    So much is wrong with this story. Bravo, Sage! How you manage to stay sane while reading this shit I will never know. I almost went insane listening to it so I can't imagine what you go through.
  • jadkni
    This is quite possibly the greatest thing ever written in the history of trollfic.
  • QuestionTheMajority
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    I'm going to assume that English is not this writer's native language. For that matter, I'm going to assume that NO HUMAN LANGUAGE is this writer's native language. Much of this story read like a thesaurus exploding, various 5-dollar vocabulary words flying left and right completely lacking any context or explanation. And the rest of it simply read like the work of a pothead having a bad trip. I think if we could listen in on the writer's brain, we'd see a constant loop of the Wizard of Oz with Pink Floyd's "Dark Side of the Moon" album replacing the audio.
  • rockybalboa211
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    Is it wrong that I thought of Benzaie kissing Linkara when I heard this? Because I know that to be wrong, so this must be the wrong equivalent to that! :D
  • Angelic Plague
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    4:50-It's really powerful, especially against living things!

    35:58-Groovy.

    Sage, you truly have a superhuman level of mental stamina. To read something that poorly written for so long, while keeping a steady pace and emoting in all the right places. It's a process that could likely kill those who don't possess your kind of willpower.
  • Crossover Princess
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    Okay... that is one weird fic... and I'm not sure but I think it's still on going.

    But I have to say this: Sage's voice for Hagrid in this story is extremely funny, I don't know what it but it makes me laugh...
  • miniclipmaniac  - Hi
    that was fucking awesome!!!
    can u please read Diet Sexy on fanfiction by Amy Kinsey
    or just search bennett the sage and look it up
    it's so funny and it put me in tears
  • Ota-Kun
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    Oh My goddess... there's more?! I killed myself laughing and then I just got depressed.
  • Leonca  - O.O
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    o.0

    Wow. I must say, that was pretty amazing. Some of the descriptions were almost brilliant in a trippy, abstract sort of way. I don’t have any experience with spotting trollfics, but I wonder if that could be one sign of them.

    From the title I thought this was going to be a Lupin slashfic, but WTF is a mechawolf?

    I mean seriously, how do you keep a straight face while reading this stuff? Did I really hear right that the stuff flying around in the first drug sequence looked like “hyenas copulating??” And this is going to be a three parter???
  • C.O.C.O.
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    2... more... parts? *gunmouth*

    There are a lot of WTF moments in this fic. They're funny though XD
  • Ancel De Lambert
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    Wooow, suddenly I feel so much better about my own writing. For a second there, I thought I was a talentless hack, but at least I'm not the writer of "The Wolf Blood Lineage"! Thnaks!
  • Poipoi
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    My Immortal wasn't that much worse. Either way the character rape is fascinating.

    But 2 more parts?! rofl... I am curious and yet dread it a little.
  • ThatRandomLady
    So when Sage finishes reading the stories does he use the paper for toilet paper?
  • Deimos1984rd
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    God almighty...seriously I feel soiled.
  • VoidedFilms
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    I feel like my ears have been raped
  • guilmon182  - AND THE PANTS WERE DEAD!!!
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    Y'know, certain parts of this could actually be pretty poetic and visual...if it weren't for the blatant and horrible spelling errors.
  • diavid144  - finally
    heh i was kinda waiting to see when you would read one of comicsnix batshit insane fic glad(on second thought maybe not...) you came around to it.
  • BobbingForOlives
    Just... just awful. What's sick is that as you're reading it, I can see where the author was pleasuring themselves. This is what a dildo sounds like in words.
  • C-Puff
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    I honestly think this is worse than My Immortal, if only because at least My Immortal had the decency NOT to be completely disgusting.

    Although it makes me wonder if the person who wrote this story is male. Usually girls who write this sort of insanity have an OC as the main character... among other obvious clues.

    That's the only problem with this show.. I tend to over-analyze the stories being read.
  • SayaCeline
    Hermione may as well be an OC in this story!

    My Immortal was more lolzy and Enoby was hilarious! This seems like a troll fic. Or rather...I hope it was a troll...
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