New Beginnings

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  • carnage81  - Sweet
    OMG i will never look at pyramid head the same way again.
  • PunkWhatNow
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    Figures I'd make the mistake of trying to eat while watching/listening to this... :sick: :sick:
  • ladydiskette
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    lol...

    I have to say Sage isn't kidding when he says he reads "The very worst" -of the very best in fanfiction. Though to be fair this is pretty tame compared to "My Immortal". I am still reeling from that mindfuck.
  • Mr. Awsome
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    WoW! That was nasty.
    And the mood music don't help.
  • MetalGearSamus
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    :sick: :zombie: :sick:
    Can. Not. UNHEAR. T_T
  • Deimos1984rd
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    [color=green] =_=

    Hey adult fan fic writers....you're fucking sick you know that??? you're sick fucks...god damn that was disturbing, and one of my favorite horror games was raped....LITERALLY!!!!! I fucking hate you all... :grr:

    I still don't know how you are able to maintain so mush disturbance Sage, thank god the fic wasn't updated. Thanks for another disturbing fanfic. =) [/color]
  • Sean Strife
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    I'll tell you hose Sage is able to maintain such disturbance: he has no soul.
  • fragmentedfear
    Definitely a trollfic by the way. Those versed well in SH2 should pick up the quotes and slight nudges the author gives us.
  • Knifewounds
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    Cannot unhear! =O Cannot unhear!! AHHHHHH o_O
  • Astarael
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    Wow. I can't believe how incredibly well written that fic was. I need to find more stuff by MangoGirl. :want:
  • ladydiskette  - Sad but true..
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    I sat here and watched this whole video beginning to end...and it didn't phase me one bit.

    I think its because I too once dabbled in..."adult fanfiction" myself. And well, lets just say the one I wrote about raised a few eyebrows. So I kinda see where the fic writer is coming from in my own experiences, trying out a sex fic (let alone a rape fic) for the first time is kinda wierd and you wonder how its going to fare and that mindset maybe made her hard to consentrate so that could explain the bad spelling and grammer in some parts. So, all in all Sage keep up the good work!
  • Hey
    thank you for doing this one you rock big time! =D
  • gameLink12
    yea i was eating sunny side up eggs wile listening to that ... i may never eat sunnyside eggs again
  • Nellufy
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    Uhhh...as a Silent Hill fan, especially for Silent Hill 2...I am..speechless.

    James...is...such a manwhore. Well, he was sex deprieved since his wife was bedridden and sick. He...needed...that I suppose. Also...NOT HARRY!!!! D:

    AND WHAT?!!! DOCTOR WHO and X-Men?!!! Oh god... D:
  • DorknessFalls
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    Short, but absolutely disgusting. Definitely written by a troll though.
  • Neverpleased
    I bet Sage doesn't eat for a whole day before doing these read outs. I don“t imagine he could resist throwing up otherwise.

    I sure can't listen to this on a full stomach. :sick:
  • frozencookie
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    So James punishes himself by letting his inner frustration and self-hate rape him? Literally? Interesting...
    But this prooves: you can always count on trolls and girls yaoi-fantasies. Thanks to them you'll always appreciate normality.
  • Die Einzelganger
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    Definitely sounds like a troll's job well done, I was twitching, gaping, wheezing and laughing at the same time... though I have to say I haven't heard anything so depraved and horribly disgusting in a long, long time. I salute you, good sir, your delivery and comments always cheer me up!
  • Slepter
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    Oh my God!!! I've been waiting for this for so long!

    ... In retrospect, I'm not sure why.
  • FSS
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    There's so many funny phrases in this fic. My favorite is "searing hot zombie jizz."
  • mrsbutcher
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    Dear god, that was terrible and remarkably well written. I really, really hope this was a troll. Because the tiny chance that it wasn't frightens me very much.

    Also: Doctor Who?! And X-Men?! Two of my favorite things, squashed together in one terrible fanfiction?! I am greatly looking forward to that, good sir.

    ... Yeah, I'm not sure why I hate myself either.

    Soldier on, Sage. What you're doing is... amusing work.
  • Lovewend
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    :scared: :scared: :scared: omg I can't get this out of my head.
  • Claim
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    Oh god. Oh my god. Trollfics ... why ... ?
  • MichaelGrey
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    HOW DO YOU [b]FIND [/b]THESE THINGS?!? YEEECCCHHH.

    More importantly, what sick people WRITE these things?! I mean, that's technically necrophilia going on, these are undead horrors attacking James...eeeeewwwwwww. =(
  • Nagneto
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    it's called:

    www.adultfanfiction.net

    and

    www.fanfiction.net

    Where the internet goes to DIE
  • Luigi777
    I couldnt get half way through. I thought i would never say this but bring back my immortal.
  • Vendetta
    Still waiting for your you to give The Celebrian the MFT treatment.
  • Pipebeard
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    I had to pause this video and get some fancy drinks and put a monocle on for this...that and trollface.jpeg
  • TBTabby
    Why does she keep calling the Pyramid Heads "lads?!" They're not in the Legion of Superheroes!
  • Leliel
    AAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGHHHHHH !


    ...Did anyone hear a siren? Because I'm sure this the Otherworld.
  • Runba
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    *fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap*
  • blankspace
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    3 minutes in and necro-rape, wonderfull
  • Poipoi
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    rofl That was an awesome read! I can't wait for next time. :zombie:
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