lol wow nipple clamps the guy that wrote this one got creative...lol XD

You DO realize most of these kinda stories are written by girls right?

*retches*

For some reason that had me laughing hard for quiet awhile. Though my feelings were mutual.

Also Bennett, I want that shirt.

...binky boy!!!

Brains. :zombie:

My best fried stalks me all the time.
(Small spelling error in there Sage, just fyi)

Good episode, gotta love LK!

Hahaah! Oh goodness. This was really entertaining, actually. 8D

I usually avoid fan fiction cause of the worse..but watching this, I am really interested. xD

Still I ask. What the hell!? O_O

Just when I think it can't get any worse...Corpse Raping. Oh well, with the addition of voices and, uh, interesting visuals this was actually one of the more tolerable torture sessions. Or maybe I'm just becoming numb to the depravity of the human imagination.

In all honesty, if the velociraptor rape and the Gargoyles and Ninja Turtles porn story didn't already at least slightly numb you, I'd think you were inhuman.

Seriously though, this story is tame, comparitively speaking, considering all the other stories you've done Bennett. I still find it amazing how you can go through this with a straight face. I can barely ever keep one.

Good job mate. I'd say I'm looking forward to the next one, but corpse raping? :sigh:

Just another day at Masterpiece Fanfic Theatre, eh? =)

Can't... stop... laughing... I'm... dying... Can't... breath... I... post... this... with... my... dying... breath! *Dead*.

I'm still so glad that after yaoi, beastiality & scat we finally reached mpreg fiction LOL
...Although I wonder, aren't vampires supposed to be undead? How could they impregnate [i]anything[/i]? :eyebrow:

Fictional vampire magic that's been around for ages. Never heard of Dhampirs? Not sure if the woman/uke can be a vampire for those to be made, but if the man/seme's a vampire then oh yeah halflings can just pop the fuck up anywhere. You could try to explain it with biological processes; but A) this is mpreg, B) this is just an excuse for fangirls to make babies between characters because obviously they can't love each other without creating hellspawn, and final, C) biology has shit all to do with folklore.

When sage gets an idea, it will mean death to someone.

[color=green] That,was....very disturbing...now if you'll excuse me I'm going to jump off a cliff now.[/color]

I think I shall join you..

Wow... you killed two of your friends in one episode o_O good job, sir... I guess? o_O o_O o_O o_O

Still better than Twilight.
That is kind of sad, when you think about it.

Lol. It was a very weird fanfic indeed. Though with Marik as a part of the story, I would have assumed the he would have falllen in love with Bakura or something. But overall, it wasn't that bad of a fanfic. It's way more well-written in comparison to that series which we will never speak that should have been just plain fan fiction.

OK. Now imagine there is not a Joey but a Thea. Suddenly we have [b][color=red]rape and pedophilia[/color][/b] instead of a romantic story.

Because being a MALE teenager doesn't make it pedophilia? =_=

He is a teenager in this right, I didn't miss a plot dump did I?

Pretty sure no matter what sort of Character-Swap you pull here, nothing will make this story "romantic".

Oh goodness, was that Winter, Allegro N. Molto playing in the beginning? :love:

Err... Sorry, I love classical songs, that one in particular is my favorite. ^_^

Anyway, this fan–fic is all kinds of "wtf?" but surprisingly despite the retarded vampire story, it's better than most slashfic I run into...

Lol @ LK and Lanipator killing themselves over fanfics. XD

Although I guess I won't be seeing LK at Alcon. T_T

Ok, I'm jealous, how come you got Little Kuriboh to voice [i]this[/i] but not [i]my[/i] fic?

I kid, I kid ... still, this episode had illustrations too ...

Ugh... =_= Why, why, WHY do these morons find it so hard to write correctly for vampires? They DON'T breathe! They're DEAD! For that matter, fire can't kill them! Hell, many vampires can actually control the element of fire! I thought most of these things were pretty damn well known about vampires!

For that matter, why do so many girls these days associate being physically assaulted and having your life essence drained from your body with romance these days? At the risk of sounding sexist here, I've got to say these bitches better not go crying for help when they get real-life lovers that turn out to be abusive.

Also, it was because of all of the Yu-Gi-Oh! Abridged jokes surrounding this site lately that I finally got around to watching the series on Youtube and I have to say that this story is horribly out of character even for the Abridged series! I can almost understand writing badly about vampires if you don't know anything about them, but if you're writing fanfiction, one would assume you understand the characters well due to watching the show every chance you get! There's no excuse to be THAT bad!

The first part of this story made me laugh. This part, however, just made groan in frustration more often than not.

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Oh yeah! One last thing! Why is it that becoming a vampire is always the LAST thing considered (if it's even considered at all) in vampire romance stories? Maybe I'm just too practical, but I'd think that if I was in love with a vampire, I'd have her turn me from the get-go to avoid all of that boo-hooing about getting old and dying while the other lives forever and all that crap.

God, I hate stories like this.

Fire kills vampires dead. Even mage vampires who cast fireball. Check your stuff before you get up in arms. Fire even kills Meyerpires.

Even being female myself, I can't begin to understand this obsession with stalker-abusive-watches you sleep-scary vampires being anywhere on the desire meter. Maybe it's because I think like a guy. Maybe because I'm practical-minded. Maybe because I possess common sense. Pick whatever choice you want, those gals are really strange.

1:12 Lady Gaga gets fifty cents!

The wonderful art and voice talent has made the fan fiction somehow credible. I enjoyed the change; it was fun. Well done!

My reaction to this was 95% XD and 5% :sick:. So much narm...

by the way can you give us downloads of mp3 files of this fanfic sessions you make ?
any atempt I had to turn these FLV files to mp3 files ended in failure

Dat outro... =O

I have nothing against gays. But this story was wrong to the highest degree.

The pictures were hilarious, though!

I am a fanfic writer and considered one of the better ones too.

And I think this is the worst kind of fanfic, the fan girls dream: Vampires, Yaoi and MPREG.

That's the worst combination possible, I mean at least my series of stories about the Sailor Senshi dying and getting reincarnated as various male anime characters with a ton of gender bending/ cross dressing is better.
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=_= Okay it sounds bad... but it's better than it sounds... I swear...

[size=x-small]If anyone's interested, it's collectively called the New Lives Saga[/size]

I'm sure it is. :snicker:

How... how can you read these with a straight face?

:dizzy:

Keep up the good work, Sage. And kudos to LK for willing to do the voices for this, and Lani for the cameo.

You know I never understood why yaoi fangirls would pair up Yami and Yuugi and Bakura and Ryuu. Those pairings basically give the term 'go fuck yourself' a whole new meaning. =_=

Not to mention that if Yami is still around that means no Yugi, because Yugi is Yami's reincarnation. . .. . . . . . . right?

Finally it's over! The birth sequence wasn't as graphic as I thought it'd be (though I did see the C-section coming from the begining), and also; am I the only one who finds it ironic that "Yuri," the name of the baby, is also the female equvilant of "yaoi"? :dizzy:

Sage, you owe LK big time for having him appear in this fanfic.


Hmmm... a Lanipator cameo and fore-shadowing about corpse-raping...
*gasp* The next fanfic is a cross-over between Dragon Ball Z and Twilight! T_T
[size=small]The worse part is, I think there is indeed a fanfic like that somewhere out there.[/size]

A very appropriate reaction from Lanipator =D

Good fanfiction, especially crossovers that DON'T INVOLVE TWILIGHT are so hard to find.

I think my favorite part of this video was the very end, when you mention corpse raping, and stare just a little too long at the camera, to let that insanity sink in. Very well done. :-D