My many hats are off to you, good sir, for putting yourself through this just for our enjoyment and horror.

I'd be glad to donate some brain bleach for your recovery from this...clusterfuck of fail.

A toast to you, good sir, a toast!

*raises glass and downs Pepsi Throwback*

"Lets celebrate by listening to GC and cutting ourselves!"


Uh, at the risk of sounding like a "prep" I would rather celebrate my miraculous recovery from being shot with a three-layer cake, ice cream, and then going bowling. But that is just me I guess.

Oh how I've waited for this, your tone, diction, comments and the simple absurdity of this work. Kudos Bennett, you certainly deserve it! And you know what, thank you Tara for this ridiculously hilarious piece of fan-fic filth. :lol:

Hehe, I like this FF video. Please keep them coming. B)
You did miss the opportunity to use "double D" from Ed, Edd n Eddy ( Double Dork ) @ 14:12

My brain is crying :'(

After getting through this piece of shit I need to read that Team Awesome slash fic to get my mind off of this heinous work.

Even after all the parts of this story, I still have no idea what the hell a Prep is.

Though if I went by the logic of this fanfic, it wold seem that every single person that wasn't a Goth/Satanist is a Prep, so I guess the whole world is a Prep then.

I know what a poser is, as Tara is clearly one

I believe a Prep is supposed to be someone who attended prep school, who has neatly quaffed blond hair and wears a sweater around a sweater. The polar opposite of a Goth. I don't ever recall Goths ever calling people that, and if they did at some point it must have been a long time ago. So this stretched out, pimply minge is not only a poser, but seriously behind the times!

"Prep" is a term that was, at one time, used by "stoner" types to derogate the "preppy," popular demographic. In its origin, it was used to classify clean-cut, mainstream, typically wealthy kids; but it was even dated back when Slater was calling Zack "Preppie" on Saved by the Bell. It's like still calling a group "nerds" or "hoods." It's just very...early 90's. Or even late 50's. Think the "Soc" class from The Outsiders.

This poor girl. I feel like she may not even exist. Is it really possible for that many misguided, juvenile cliches to actually be rolled up into one shamelessly illiterate, adolescent mind? More likely, I just don't want to believe that there could be youths in our society that are this hopelessly lame and ignorant. Since being a Goth these days is essentially a trite contradiction to its own quintessence, I don't understand where these influences originate. Oh wait, yes I do--thanks again, Twilight!

The Southpark Goths are my favorite, and I particularly enjoy the episode where they are rivaled by the new "Vamp" kids. Trey Parker has such a brilliantly twisted way of painting exaggerated satire to expose social retardation. And this fanfic is a posterization of that element; it's [i]so[/i] exaggerated, in fact, that Parker likely could not have even come up with anything funnier for the sole purpose of comedy.

This is amazing, Bennett. Your on screen comments are the best part, so I was a bit disappointed to see significantly fewer in this episode, but given the task at hand, you are forgiven. And is it just me, or did this girl's "editor" get lazier and lazier as this story went on? Part 1 was still pretty bad, but by the end, her chapters are as poorly written as her notes. What a mess. May Stan be with her.

This is actually getting WORSE as it goes on, how is that even [i]possible[/i]? Appearently there is something lower than Hell.

Geez, I can't imagine the amount of willpower you'd need to have to read this for our amusement.

Great episode, even if I need to steal the brainbleach DodgerOfZion is offering you.

WTF is a Prep though... Only thing I can think of is people who actually have an understanding of English grammar/spelling and are pointing out the problems. I dunno. :|

There's plenty of brain bleach to go around, I assure you.

Somehow, I don't think there's enough in existence to purge our collective minds of this... [i]mess[/i].

This isn't a mess, it's an abomination against everything good in the world and the one responsible should be fired out of a cannon into the sun. Don't insult messes.

*pours an Extreme (EXTREEEEME!) Gulp full of cherry-flavored brain bleach for Zaheela and DeathsHead each*

A prep is,judging by english/and or internet lingo,basically a "popular" boy/girl.All those girls with long blonde hair,perfect make-up and very interested in fashion;or the boys who play football and get a lot of attention by females;basically the "cool" ones.Usually the "girl" prep is parodied as some type of Barbie and the boy is either a bully or a jock.But since I'm not American,I can't know for sure,so I could be wrong >.>' we don't have much stereotypes where I live.

I...I think it's my brain. Ohgod, this honestly hurt me. I commend you my friend for reading it with such a straight face. I'm gonna go read good fics...

...Oh no, it's ffecting me...Stpid prepz111112312121

bang up job, man. i don't know if i could have the same willpower to do what you did. respect

I would leave some witty coment about something from this, but my brain has become a pile of mush. In fact, I shall say the only thing that can be said about this. "Graghsachrasvcgshhtghrra erffggeessh!"

Well, the ordeal is over, we have beeten it. Toast to surviving the worst the internet has to offer!

Did you just move in to your apartment or something? It looks like you filmed this in a model home.

I have a headache after listening to this internet bile. And that's not just an expression of my annoyance, this crap actually has given me physical pain and I have to take some advil to numb it down.

Hedwig making out with voldemort?? Cutting your wrists sends you traveling through time? Random point-of-view change to Draco only to change back two sentences later? MARY FUCKING MCFLY WITH A TIME-TRAVELING I-POD?!

Up until now, I was convinced that this was the dumbest fucking thing I have ever heard. But now, after all of this new crap that goes beyond the boundaries of human idiocy, I can't believe that this wasn't intentional. Someone has to have been doing this on purpose. Or atleast it started out serious, she found out it was mind-numbingly laughable, so instead she pulled and Evil Dead 2 and decided to make it intentionally bad knowing there was no way to redeem it.

Doc: Great scotts! Marty, you're stuck in a crappy fanfic!

Marty: Holy Shit Doc! This is heavy!

Tara you bojo! Time Machine's don't work in Hogwarts...Not unless you have power B)

Oh yeah...I went there.

That comment is just pure win.

I still can't believe I managed to survive all of the "My Immortal" saga. Sure, I may have actually gotten a headache or two just trying to wrap my brain around the atrocious spelling, grammar, feeble attempts of "humor", incoherent "plot" and the excessive fashion catalogue segments but then again...if you were to try and apply sane logic to "My Immortal", you'd probably just give yourself an aneurysm.

Bennett, I have to give you some kind of virtual trophy for getting through this monstrosity with your sanity in tact. Bravo! :silly:

Can't find a virtual trophy...

[url=http:// achievements.schrankmonst er.de/Achievement.aspx? text=Suffered%20through% 20100%%20of%20%22My% 20Immortal%22]Will this do?[/url]

Awesome.

Congratulations on finally finishing this awful fanfic without going batshit crazy...I really hate this fic.

So I'm a prep, sue me.

We're all still here? We're alive? Sane?
I can only weep with joy. The horror is over. Cheers to us all.

But I am left with several questions I know will never be answered.
[i]What exactly was it about?
Why were they all wearing the Jacksons?
If Mork was a dork when he appeared, where was Mindy?[/i]

And last but not least..
How will you ever manage to top this?

I'd also like to add that my friend, who has managed to sit through this as well, is happy that he made it out without any "bran danage". I really hope he recovers soon.

Fantastic work, I hope you have rewarded yourself well for this. You truly deserve it.

"Oh, wait, whats a 4 letter word for dirt?"

"umm, sand"

He laughed triumphantly....

In its context, this is one of the funnier things iv ever heard

I know I said that I was cutting out on the last part, but then I remembered the words of my personal hero Rorschach: Never compromise. Not even in the face of Armageddon. You on the other hand, Sage (with all due respect and love), apparently do not follow these words. As you chose to end this with a simple "It's over! I'm washing my hands of the whole thing" statement instead of giving an enraged declaration of war against the smelly cunt who wrote this. I am disappointed but not surprised by your liberal sensibilities. But you should all know that I will not compromise in this. I will not rest until Tara Gillesbie is dead along with the goth lifestyle. Regardless of the Prime Directive. The Federation Council may do to me as they please for terminating the life of an Earthling, but eventually they will realize it was for the better.


See, I pretend to be an extra terrestrial, but I do it for fun and because I'm a huge Star Trek geek. (Pluss I'd rather believe that then believe I was part of the dispicable human race) But I have the capacity to admit that my fantasy it not real and that I [i]am[/i] sadly part of humanity. I am clearly win, where as all you cock smoaking emos out there who claim to be vampires are epic fail. Please kill yourselves. Just remember, It's [b]down the road[/b], [i][b]NOT[/b][/i], I repeat, [i][b]NOT [/b][/i]
[b]across the street [/b]! :silly:

The shift key is your friend1111111111111111111 1

It's almost as if she started writing it in binary and then went back and changed everything but most of the punctuation.

Hah, she actually called the main character Tara. Yeah we all knew it was a shameless mary sue but it's funny that she made that mistake.

You're a brave man. Well done, my friend, well done.

listening to this, I am about to go blind from severe eye rolling, no kidding, this is without a doubt the worst piece of shit
i have ever heard of, Sage, you have my respect for being able to read the whole story, a lesser man would have given up after the first chapter, kudos to you, and I hope you read something good as a palate cleanser.

"The Exercise" - I want to see that movie.
Bennett you are a prince among men for getting through this drivel.

Somebody should make a movie out of this. I'd watch that. Can't be worse than Twilight or the Spoof Movies. In fact I believe Tara wrote all the scripts for the spoof movies. What happened to her, anyway?

You know, I AM pissed there was no ending. :angry: Because if I had to sit through this damn thing, I want to see an ending of Ebony getting staked in the heart or something Satan and Vampyre or w/e hovering over her. ALAS, IT WAS NOT MEANT TO BE.

I read this once on my own a long time ago, and I must say, it's even worse listening to it outloud. You have my respect, Sage. This is the first story I sat and listened to you read, and I'm certainly a fan now. ;)

So, if Voldemort was dating Hedwig, does that mean he, at some point in time (or tim) had An Angry Inch?

...

ehm, anyway, jolly good job Sage. I'll say you took getting through this entire thing way better than I did. That's some of the wonder of My Immortal, I guess. When it's all said and done, you don't really have to say why it's stupid.

could you do "Immortality in Fickle Affection" next?

I could actualy feel my brain melting as I watched this.A toast to you good sir!

...the program would reply, "You're f*cking kidding me, right?"

Oh man, I must have finally lost it because I started laughing at like every other line of this horrible excuse for a fic. Some of the lines were just too stupid, imagining "Enoby" doing things like sexily jumping in front of a bullet--gargg it's too much! :woohoo:

Congrats on making it all the way through this insanely bad story, dont ever let anyone tell you that your job is easy.

Finally that mess is over and we have triumphed over that messy, awful and just plain BAD fanfic. There are so many things wrong with the story that it makes my head hurt. I mean...the story is just not good. But, we survived with our sanity intact. That's the important thing. Good work, Bennett. Now I'm off to read some good stories. Maybe that'll wipe my mind clean of this "My Immortal".

Not even going to touch the ending. I'm just happy it ended.