My Immortal Part II

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  • PowerLessAtari  - YAY VICTORY
    FIRST!!!!!!!!!!!
  • ladydiskette
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    lol....god this is so terrible....Ebony is clearly becoming a Mary Sue in this fic which is funny because most goth girls are kinda the "anti-Mary Sues" in other stories.
  • Roflauncher  - BLARG
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    SECOND!!!!
  • SayaCeline
    Yay! I've been waiting so long for this! I sent the first part to a friend of mine who, like me, adores Harry Potter and loves Draco even more. It made her cry.
  • QuestionTheMajority
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    This story makes me cry too, but I'm sure it's in an entirely different way.
  • moomanpenguin  - lols!
    T_T I cried laughing!
  • teleport  - lol
    lol great vid
  • THE Rob Trotta
    Oh, I've been waiting for this for a while. My Immortal is sooo terribad.
  • ConarTBarbarian  - that qoute
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    what episode of NC is that from?
  • Drake Abyss  - wowo
    wowo sage god speed for you and cheak out the giving tree fanfic....GOD http:// wotwfanfic.blogspot.com/
  • DeathsHead419  - I've figured this thing out
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    Remember the Temple of Hate in the Restaurant at the End of the Universe? This Fanfiction is the holy text. This is the Bible of Hate. Everyone I forced to whatch part one has hated it on different levels, different interpretations of hatred.
  • SayaCeline
    This story doesn't stop!!!!
  • MichaelDj54
    I read this to my friend the other day. He said he has no more hope in the human race.
  • Roflauncher
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    SAGE ARE YOU A PREP!??????!!!!!
  • 0dd1
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    no u spled dat qrong it shud bee splld SAGE R U A ......................... .. PREPP?!?!!!!!!!?/??11!!! 1?!?
  • Snotty  - NOOO!!!
    Oh no, not this...make the hurting stop!
    So awful it's hilarious :D
  • Luigi777
    even though i hate all these characters the ones i want to see die the most are the people from My Chemical Romance
  • Lotus Prince
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    STOP IT, YOU HORNY SIMPLETONS
  • Eleion121
    My brain, melting agh! BTW i think Dombilidore probably dressed like that to show Ebony and all the other goths how stupid they looked, but i don't think Tara is that smart, so it was probably a completely stupid reason. Oh and yes i do have a weird sense of daja-vu, but maybe its just me.
  • TalkingBanana  - Oh God...
    This story is destroying my mind. It's that awful, dirty feeling that you regret. I don't know how you keep a straight face, Sage. :(
  • EarthboundXE
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    I love the whole poser goth deal going on, since it's clear the writer of this fanfic was/is a poser.

    She says she shops at Hot Topic right? Well Hot Topic is a huge corporation, aren't goths supposed to be anti-establishment?

    Real goths have been dead for years now, with stores like Hot Topic bringing so called gothic items to the masses.

    Huh, quotation marks no longer work, weird.
  • The Goth
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    The girls who pose as goths, the ones you're referring to, are generally referred to as Scene Girls, or Scenesters now. I agree. Last year when I was still in school, I was the only goth left. The Secenesters had taken over. Well, them, and the stoner jocks.
  • EarthboundXE
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    Wow, I must be really out of what's popular, I've never heard the term Scene Girls before.

    I'm just curious, what makes a person a real goth?

    I used to think it was dark cloths and makeup, but since mega corporation stores like Hot Topic are around, that sell those things, is it something else now?

    Now that I think of it, I don't know anything about the bands that are mentioned in these stories, but are they indie bands? Or are they also backed by huge music corporations?
  • Redrally  - The referenced bands
    They're a mixture: backed by huge corporations or emo bands. Good Charlotte is really a punk-rock band, recently turned more new wave revival, how do they have anything to do with Goths?
  • The Goth
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    Yeah, she mentions My Chemical Romance a lot, which is basically just theatrical rock. (It's rock music with over-the-top background instruments, sound effects, etc.) while their early work was just a gothic twist on punk rock.

    As Redrally said, Good Charlotte is just punk rock that went mainstream and now they actually have the nerve to call themselves "emo". I still remember the interview where the one guy was like, "Yeah, you know, emotional rock. Like....crying while jamming on the guitar".

    This fanfic also mentions Slipknot which is just a popular metal band. They're alright.


    What is gothic? Well, I guess it could be assosiated with the dark clothes. For the most part, its the type of music and clothing. These "scene girls" take what was "goth" and become overly happy, obnoxious, slutty girls who wear kinda goth looking clothes with lots of stripes, and bright neon colors. Its really a hideous thing to watch. But, in my local Hot Topic, I can see those girls wandering around. Oh well, at least the people who work at that store know what goth is and isn't.
  • adrasl300  - !!
    Err Err Slipknot is Nu Metal band!....just thought I point that out.
  • TheThreadWeaver
    Now see, I always thought "gothic" to be a kind of atmosphere or mood. In the way you could have gothic architecture or decor, or how there are 'gothic' stories (Frankenstein and Edgar Allen Poe fall under these categories in literature).

    I don't quite get the hate for gothic. It's a legitimate choice for expressing individuality, etc.. I suppose that it's more a hatred for the people who take things "too far", to the point of being rabid, that causes disagreement.
  • Ambrose
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    Goth is so dead, that even the act of declaring that goth is dead is out of fashion. Twice. :huh: Allways a delightful pain to watch Sage, great job.
  • ChibiRico  - wow...
    Wow... I love how she tries to be all japanese with the overabuse of Kawaii and one Hajime Mashite (Wich I'm pretty sure doesn't mean how are you or whatever she said (I think it's O genki desu ka? in a polite form, or variation of this depending on the familiarity and politeness, or the dialect). I'm not a japanese expert but she definitly got that one wrong.)

    Anyway, love the overdescription of people we don,t care about and just dissapear right away ._. I understand you're pain, I really do.

    (PS: Don't remind me I'm the same with my UN... At least mine has relevance since I'm really short ._.)
  • MSH-Hitman
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    Dear god...Am I really gonna listen to part 2? Apparently I'm sadistic like that and want to have my brain brutally tortured by this monstrosity.

    Okay, the author notes make this totally worth it LOL

    And after watching it, I can't even cut myself to end the torment, since it's obvious in this story that cutting wrists doesn't do jack shit...or it almost kills people...Loss of blood is tricky like that.
  • Shadowdancer21b
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    We should all convert to Stanism. I believe in Stan and what he stands for, why don't you? Heehee.
  • Raistlinhawke
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    All glory and praise be onto Stan!
  • Fluffyman
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    Crow's sold his soul to Stan.
  • eviljim  - Prep is death and rage of the beast.
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    My thoughts. If the preps are sluts, then what are you. Tara you need to remember it's down the street not across the street. Why do I feel that if you wrote Voltron fanfic you'd turn into Hot Topictron, Tara is an immature moron with poor spelling. Doesn't Hogwarts have a dress code. She uses u know what & thingy for genitals, yet she says fuck, sorry I mean fook a lot. Tara can barely speak English, now she thinks she can speak a language with sum 2600+ characters.

    Hot Topic loyalty card hm? Seems about right. Yay, dress descriptions/ fashion tips somethings never change. This makes me want to take bleach to her wardrobe, then she'd be S.O.L. Prep and happy about it cause I get to enjoy the sun, melanin & sports. If, everyone worships Satan then Christians have a right to ban the books. dumblydore I was expecting dumpledeck. The movie would be cheap to film just go in a dark room, then film a crappy band. Everyone's a pussy. black invisibility cloak? where is Blade and Van Helsing when you need them! Goths aren't hot, most goths are either really skinny or really fat that's why Hot Topic sells plus size clothing. If you stay the way you are your probably gonna die alone, because you put down anyone who enjoys life with a different opinion than your own and your expectations are way to high.
  • 0dd1
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    Dude, it's not even worth your time to analyze this...unless, of course, you want to figure out what personality disorders Tara probably has, in which case, be my guest.
  • -ShuKai GiGi-
    Spelling...Grammar...Melt ing...Brain. Also, erective is my new favorite adjective.
  • greybob
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    Why would Hogwarts have a Biology class, and what does turning pentagrams into guitars have to do with Biology?

    I almost forgot how to spell Biology there for a second. Just listening to this is killing my brain. :(

  • JeanJacket
    You know, I could almost cope with things and just laugh until she turned Neville into a Satanic vampire. I mean... [i]what?[/i]

    '...converted to Stanism.' ALL HAIL STAN.

    I admire your mental fortitude for reading through this whole thing.
  • ThunderCavalier  - Why couldn't I have played Fallout 3 instead...?
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    Going in: Awesome! My Immortal pt II! I love this piece of crap fanfic, and I love how Bennett beats it like the combined efforts of the gamers against the Critic back in the Brawl. Can't wait to see what happens next!

    Going out: MY EARS! MY EARS! LOVE... OF ALL THINGS AWESOME... [color=red]DYING...![/ color]

    *weeks of counseling later*

    OK, since I won't have long, since I'm sure Marty's going to be wondering where he parked the DeLorean, I'll do this quick. This was the absolute worst anal rape of literature ever. Nothing is as bad as My Immortal... NOTHING. This makes Twilight and Harry Potter stand as equals, both looking at what happens when you combine the fandom of the two franchises together.

    And truly, I feel sorry for all of the Twilight and Harry Potter fans, as well as Goths, Satanists, Hot Topic frequents, MCR fans, Marilyn Manson fans, etc. for having their collective works gathered and raped by this fanfiction. No matter what sins or idioticy we've had to endure from the other, we should all stand together and acknowledge that this is the true evil of the world. Tara goes up alongside Uwe Boll and EA as one of the things that Channel Awesome, as well as the other greats of the Internet will one day rise against and utterly obliterate, freeing the entertainment industry to good stuff.

    ... And to please all Twilight haters, Stephanie Meyer is dripping pretty close to that line of joining those three. If she DOES release that series telling the tale from Edward's perspective, she goes right up there.
  • Fluffyman
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    Oh funny you should mention Marty McFly... he's in this too.
  • The Goth
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    It's funny you should mention that. It's good that people know that there are only a few fans of MCR that are like that. In fact, I'd expect this kind of behaviour out of Escape the Fate fans or any other one of those scene bands.

    Speaking of, two times now she said they were moshing to "Helena". That doesn't make sense in the least bit. Moshing to one of the bands slower, sadder songs? That's like talking about moshing to "Stand By Me". That's kind of funny when you think about it. Heh heh...
  • ThunderCavalier  - P.S....
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    Sorry for the double post, but if I see one mention of the Japanese in pt. III, I will personally hunt her down and leave her chained to an anvil stranded in the Pacific Ocean.

    Same with Linkin Park. Surprise, there are sane people who like LP.
  • Milkman Dan
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    I can't believe I managed to get through all of that. Bennett, you truly are courageous. Or masochistic!
  • Raikousen
    Hanging out with their wands out. ;D

    Also, what the fuck is with the author of this fanfic? ... wait, did I just call her an author? It's killing my braaaaain!
  • TheDued92
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    This is some crazy stuff.
  • bigpmc
    This is awesome, i just love the way sage reads the mistakes too. This is without doubt the worst drivel I have ever heard, if she mentions the word preppy one more time im going to scream
  • Lawz3
    don't worry she only does it about a billion more times.
  • FriendlyLocalFangirl
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    Can't wait to hear the chapter that the guy who hacked her wrote. XDDD

    But good God this thing HURTS! Physically! I think I taste blood because of this thing! (get it? cause i'm goffic1) I think I need medical attention and...to burn any clothes that resemble what she described.
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