Until We Win: Top 10 Worst Game Requests
Written by LordKat Saturday, 17 July 2010 00:01
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07.17.2010 - 00:15 | WillHighi love your work and your persistance in completing the video games i couldnt beat as a kid!
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07.17.2010 - 18:50 | BIRAto be honest the pac man looks pretty decent, that rope phisics looks fun.
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07.17.2010 - 00:18 | kaymazing
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07.17.2010 - 00:22 | Chris P Bacon
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07.17.2010 - 00:23 | KrimmsonHey, be happy no one suggested Cho Aniki yet...
... No, don't you ever play that game. Ever.
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07.17.2010 - 02:55 | tootiredWhy? The first one isn't a bad shooter game. It's actually quite decent. Sure it has some weird images but the later titles are where it really got weird. Any male comfortable with their hetero sexuality and isn't secretly gay can play cho aniki. It's on the wii virtual console service.
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07.17.2010 - 10:16 | KrimmsonI played it on PS1.
When I got to the first boss... Oh God.
Even my gay friend couldn't handle this.
VIEW AT YOUR OWN DISCRETION! THIS IS EXTREMELY MESSED UP TO LOOK AT!
http:// upload.wikimedia.org/ wikipedia/en/3/37/Cho- aniki-psx-5c.jpg
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07.17.2010 - 00:26 | Eyeshot
Well, LordKat, even though this vid is the equivalent of you being a prep school teacher whacking us with a ruler, I must show my appreciation for your little show. Showing old-schoolers and new-schoolers alike how to beat tough games time after time is a remarkable achievement, and making us laugh while doing it is icing on the cake (please ignore those comments deriding the 'sitcom-like writing' of your episodes). B)
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07.17.2010 - 00:35 | axlryder
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07.17.2010 - 00:37 | vodnikWhat an awesome title!
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07.17.2010 - 00:48 | PaulSebertHey I didn't see Castlequest on the NES and Dargon the Bruce Lee story on the SNES. Any chance you might try those? :P
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07.17.2010 - 00:58 | FullmetalNinja25
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07.17.2010 - 01:04 | TGWTG4everSanta Christ will save you from these games LordKat!
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07.17.2010 - 01:21 | Stingrayx00
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07.17.2010 - 08:38 | whatever42
I agree about the music. In fact, what was that song? I don't think I've heard it before.
Wow, 6 or 7 of those games were licensed ones. You'd really think that, by now, game companies would stop trying with licensed games. It's very rare one is even average, let alone good.
LordKat, if you dislike these games so much, do not play them. I know I'd be okay with that. I'd far prefer to see you beat a game that was hard because it was designed that way than play a game that's hard because it was designed poorly. :)
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07.17.2010 - 01:24 | NintendoFanboy
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07.17.2010 - 03:13 | Consequences
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07.18.2010 - 23:23 | BenjaminBupkus
Most who deride the game have never played it, first of all; second, everybody blames the game for the Great Videogame Crash of the 80s, despite that it was Atari's irresponsible marketing that did in the industry at the time. ET was created in four weeks, and for something that was so obviously rushed, I think its programmer did a decent job, not great, but decent. The fact that ANYTHING worked at the game's release is a miracle.
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07.17.2010 - 01:25 | Deimos1984rd
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07.17.2010 - 03:11 | Consequences
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07.17.2010 - 01:27 | Shintai
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07.17.2010 - 01:40 | treosJust curious, but what's the name of the song played in the beginning portion?
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07.17.2010 - 01:42 | Lodeman AKA LARUCUS
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07.17.2010 - 05:47 | Madpotator
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07.20.2010 - 22:11 | ThompsonYeah, 2 minutes tops...xD
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07.17.2010 - 01:42 | Kimarous
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07.17.2010 - 01:45 | CtuNice list...and I am scared to admit I owned 2 of those games on that list
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07.17.2010 - 01:58 | thatkidwiththepimples
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Raid 202 for the Nes. Made by Color Dreams. I actually had this game... yeah. Horrible graphics, glitches, bad controls, etc.
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07.17.2010 - 02:25 | zelda-chan
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07.17.2010 - 02:33 | Archedgar
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07.17.2010 - 03:10 | Consequences
I would imagine that the point is to request challenging games, not ones so horrid that they'd just be torture for you to play through. I don't think you should acknowledge those requests that're just plain lessons in suffering. Sure, reviews of them are hilarious, but this is something entirely different.
How about Wonder Boy in Monster Land or Wonder Boy III? Those Master System games were the bane of the late 80's for me, as an 8-10 year old. At 30 I've still never beat them (although I haven't actually tried since the 90's, if I had to wager a guess as to the last time I tried one).
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07.18.2010 - 23:30 | BenjaminBupkus
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07.20.2010 - 01:06 | rowdycmoore
That's the big difference between LordKat and the AVGN that I don't think a lot of people understand. The Nerd specifically goes after games that he thinks are BAD for one reason or another (though being very hard may be a big reason) and rails on the games, while LordKat looks for games that are HARD--good or bad--and explains how to beat them. Yes, they've overlapped games like Battletoads and Hydlide, but the shows are different, and just because the Nerd reviewed a POS game doesn't mean it deserves to be on UWW.
As far as good but hard games, would LordKat dare take on the NES Kemko-Seika games like Shadowgate and Uninvited?
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07.17.2010 - 03:17 | CtrlAltDestroyFor number one, I was expecting... *shudder*... Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde.
Cheetahmen easily takes the cake, though. The only thing good about that game was the music.
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07.17.2010 - 03:30 | Envy
Ah, the SNES Snow White game XD
I first happened upon it going through a friend's games, around a year ago, intentionally looking for terrible games.
I tried it and... It's bad, but hilariously so. The enemies are annoying, but I inexplicably have a massive life bar. I can spam apple grenades. The level design makes no sense and the graphics are horrible... Yet I somehow manage to have fun with it, laughing at just how bad it is and watching as some of the flaws manage to somehow cancel eachother out.
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07.17.2010 - 03:41 | Shinigami
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07.17.2010 - 03:41 | PhatbmanHeya! nice picks man ahahah. also you gotta admit, cheetahmen has a BALLER soundtrack XD
Also a game you should try is battlekid: fortress of peril for the NES. it is pretty good.
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07.17.2010 - 03:44 | Havok1976
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07.17.2010 - 03:57 | FunkyM