Splatterhouse 3

(65 votes, average 4.75 out of 5)
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Comments (42)
  • Bill_M
    Yep, Splatterhouse earned warning labels even before there was an ESRB. Thats hardcore. Maybe there should be a movie adaptation.
  • Lee is Still Gaming  - Still Moving
    As mentioned in the description, I'm in the process of moving plus a one week vacation of sorts next month and I don't expect Still Gaming to get on a regular schedule until the beginning of May.
  • AtticusSP
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    And here I thought Still Gaming didn't ever have a real schedule.
  • Apathetic One
    [b]This game is awesome, they should make it available on XBLA/PSN and/or VC![/b]
  • ReiMeioh
    It's available as an unlockable game on the remake Splatterhouse, xbox360 and I think PS3.
  • nobigami92
    I fear that if there was a movie adaptation, that uwe bol would get his grimy german hands on it.
  • HeavyMetalLobster  - RE
    You forget the cardinal rule about tie-ins: they almost always suck, especially when they're made years after the fact!
  • iRaptor
    I like the review alot! Good job. I would rather see FMV than the "snapshot" takes though.
  • Stained Sword
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    Taking some more from the backlog. I actually really like the PBC episodes, they made some good game reviews while Lee was incapacitated. Probably one of my favorite older Still Gaming episodes. but I have a lot of favorites, so that's not saying too much.
  • Deimos1984rd
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    One of my favorite out of the splatter house series ever...although I saved David but not Jenifer...damn.
  • Jutsushine
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    I AM A MAN! *Punches with gut?*
  • TBird
    I purchased Splatterhouse 2 for the VC thanks to the Happy Videogame Nerd. Sadly I missed out on this series as a kid, though I had friends who loved it. I've played this on emulator and intend to buy it if it ever comes out.
  • Da_Foo
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    http://en.wikipedia.org/ wiki/Splatterhouse_% 282010_video_game%29

    Hey, look what I found!
  • FluffyPhoenix
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    Great review, though I've never played the games.
  • GLKnight
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    FUCK YES! FAVORITE SEGA GENESIS GAME EVER! And it so needs the reboot to happen!

    And maybe a movie...


    Without Uwe Boll.
  • kaze_neko
    Great review. I still have this for the Sega Genesis. This game was awesome. Tho I could never save Jennifer. Now that I'm thinking on it, I don't think I finished this...

    Time to go fish this out of storage.
  • SpotTheShingo
    Genesis does!

    (What Nintendo'nt!)

    Yeah, I know, I did [b]that[/b] again! Just can't help myself...
  • AlucardsQuest
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    I hope Little Miss Gamer's Still Gaming Episode shows up next!
  • Gigerfan
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    Wheres Lee?
  • Cyborcat
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    Read the description.
  • SpecterM91
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    Hell yeah! Splatterhouse 3 was my favorite. I loved the earlier games, but damn 3 is a fine game. I really hope they don't screw up the new "reboot" of the series.
  • Shinigami
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    Splatterhouse 3? Hell Yeah! Classic game for best console of its time.
  • SuperBigJoe
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    You can easily kill the Boreworm too if you choke it out as Super Rick.
  • Destro9
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    There is a remake of Splatterhouse 1 due to be released later this year.
  • DragonTyph
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    Jesus, I saw this review on Youtube 2 years back. What took them so long to move it here?
  • fmdof
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    just payed 45 bucks for this game CIB bout 2 weeks ago. Well worth it, but wish I was on the sequel wagon when I got the first one for the tg16 7 years ago.
  • Nsinger998
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    there eating her! and then there gonna eat me! OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!
  • Critical_Mass
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    For a horror game, this looks pretty lame. If you like retro horror, maybe you should try the 1995 game "Phantasmagoria" or its 1996 sequal "Phantasmagoria: A Puzzle of Flesh".

    Featuring graphic gore, violence and a rape scene, the first game stirred controversy over age restrictions and target audiences in the maturing game industry. It was banned in Australia; while CompUSA and other major retailers simply refused to carry it. The game was never banned in Germany, but had an 18-Rating. Despite the controversy, Phantasmagoria was Sierra's best-selling game in 1995 and one of the best-selling PC games of the year. The sequal is no less controversial.
  • Cyborcat
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    In other words, controversial = good.

    Going by that logic, Night Trap is awesome.
  • Mikon
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    Phantasmagoria 2 sucks. The Spoony One did a Let's Play of the entire game, and if I had to play it myself rather than watch someone play it, I'd probably do violence.
  • Bosh Depanzer
    This game was WAY ahead of it's time!

    What do you play? Mortal Kombat?

    None psychotic sissy pansy!
  • Weareclaudius  - Wow
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    Can tell they didn't try to make him look like Jason at all. Who would thought XD this game is pretty sick although the endings sucked ... big time. Very disappointing and very lackluster.
  • Gozar
    I always though "Rick" was Ryu disguise... the spinning kick is a dead giveaway.
  • Hewylewis
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    Too bad Lee's sick.
  • Shadowdancer21b
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    Chad Williams is good at reviews. He should totally do more. X-Strike Studios For EVAH!
  • BananaJane
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    Come on that's lame, using the spinning kick the whole time.
    The first two games were much better.
  • Banjoeman
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    I want to play that now.
  • Roamingwolf
    As a kid I thought Splatter House 2 was scarier maybe because each level was creepy and distinct where as you were always in the creepy house in 3. Splatter House 3 was also just frustrating with the timer and the enemies that constantly knocked you on your ass. It had it's moments but compared to other genesis beat em ups like streets of rage it just couldn't compete in my opinion.
  • kenshindono  - Gunsmith cats tee?
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    hey chad, was that a gunsmith cats tee? It was hard to tell but it really looked like one to me

    also now im wondering what the ending was. what was the mask? I never played the 3rd one all the way through. The time limit pissed me off too much

  • Roamingwolf
    After you kick the shit out of every baddy in the house the mask turns out to be playing you for a fool. It's the final boss in the game which is really weird because Rick is still wearing the mask when he fights it and Rick still has all his powers and.....oh no I've just gone cross eyed.


    Oh and the endings are different depending on whether you saved your wife and kid, just your wife, just your kid, or neither.
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