I was hoping someone would try one of those special burgers so I wouldn't have to. Thanks!
The Darth Maul Burger! It's REAL!
Written by Benzaie Monday, 06 February 2012 01:52
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Comments (44)
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02.06.2012 - 03:09 | DJ Pon-3
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02.06.2012 - 03:18 | Keiji
Those think patties are all we have here, Benzguy.
It's difficult to find a place that'll do thick patties, usually you have to buy those and cook them at home.
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02.06.2012 - 03:18 | Tiana Sidhe
JEALOUS, so jealous! >:I You'd better treat us to the Vader burger, too~
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02.06.2012 - 03:29 | LarieThat quality! It looks like a professional commercial at the first second, man! *_*
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02.06.2012 - 06:06 | Beast
Thanks for giving this a try for us Benzaie!
Wow, they weren't very creative with the Darth Maul burger at all, were they. I see what you mean about Quick Burger. They really could have gone wild and made the burger something special. Outside of the red bun and the such, it's really nothing special. Hell, I could make a more 'Darth Maulish' burger myself. The Darth Vader one sounds a little more creative and maybe even good though.
For those curious, this is how Quick Burger describes each of them...
The Dark Burger - two minced beef patties topped with two slices of melted pepper Cheddar cheese, pepper sauce and endives all between red-colored buns sprinkled with black pepper and poppy seeds.
The Jedi Burger - two minced beef patties topped with a slice of melted cheese, spicy mustard sauce and white mozzarella cheese cubes all between buns dusted with flour.
The Darth Vader Burger - two minced beef patties topped with one slice of melted pepper Cheddar cheese, pepper sauce, endives and rings of red pepper all between black-colored buns sprinkled with black pepper and poppy seeds.
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02.06.2012 - 06:12 | BeastWhat I would change for the Darth Maul...
The 2 beef patties and 2 slices of pepper jack are fine. As is the pepper sauce. It needs some danger and some crunch though. Red Onions are a must. Maybe some crushed corn chips and deep fried jalapenos. Heck, I might even suggest changing the bun. Maybe a nice pretzel bun.
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02.06.2012 - 06:28 | Nimbe666Did i just watch benzai eat a burger for like 10 mins?
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02.06.2012 - 15:00 | ladydiskette
I had the stop the video there. No offense, but seeing Benzaie wolf down that cheeseburger was making me hungry myself.
Especially for some Wendys.
Damn you Benzaie! DX
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I'm not sure I can agree. Not that I hate hardcorner, but somehow I had more fun watching you eat and overact to the overdose of unhealthy stuff, it's especially weird considering how most "eating" videos do bore me. Guess it's just me, or maybe I'm just a bit upset at Hardcorner for talking about the Wonderswan and it's megaman game without even going into detail on the megaman game! I heard that one was "different" in more than 1 way!
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02.06.2012 - 06:58 | chrismccart
LOL. Nice one with the scream for the title pic, dude.
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02.06.2012 - 11:48 | ladydisketteOh god....when I heard Benzaie say "Star WarsI: The Phantam Menence" in 3D. I just rubbed my temples at the thought of Jar Jar binks giving you a raspberry with his tongue....IN 3D! DX
Like 2-D Jar Jar Binks was any freaking better?
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02.06.2012 - 07:13 | loontjeThe only time I ate at Quick their service was really slow. Had to wait for my burger like forever LOL
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02.06.2012 - 07:56 | replyman
Is it the color balance on my monitor, or does that burger not looks red at all in the video? It looks like a normal burger.
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02.07.2012 - 20:54 | Semudara
It's not just you; Quick Burger must have been really lazy with the coloring, because that bun is slightly red-tinted at most.
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02.06.2012 - 08:23 | Decker Shado
I really have to find the time (and money) to head back over to Europe sometime... mmm.. "american" food that is even worse than what I see over here... :)
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02.06.2012 - 10:01 | Hallie Slidepath
This was hilarious. And the burger looked so creepy. The bread looked all orange... eeewwwww.
To be honest, I'd love to see a "classy" food video from you. Everytime I've been to France I've loved the food, and I bet it'd be hilarious to watch x)
Anyway, fun video! Even though the burger looks ridiculously creepy I'd prolly like to try it if I had the chance...
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02.06.2012 - 10:14 | gottaspiffy
They should make an Anakin Skywalker burger, and purposely make it as bland as possible.
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02.06.2012 - 11:31 | mindlessI just love watching french men masticating
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02.07.2012 - 20:56 | SemudaraXD
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02.06.2012 - 11:56 | The_Awesometeer
Im hungry
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02.06.2012 - 12:10 | Gladicrowe
Funny vid Benzaie.
I'm Belgian myself, and I like Quick much more than Mc Donalds. But most people I know like Mc Donalds better.
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02.06.2012 - 12:11 | GummyGator
Actually, from what I've been told, McDonald's is pretty good in foreign countries. It's just that Americans will let them get away with serving shit cause we don't know any better or just don't care so the quality suffers.
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02.06.2012 - 15:18 | ThatLong-HairedCreepyGuy
I've heard that, that McDonald's is much, much better in Europe than in the U.S. I ate at a Mickey D's in Tokyo (for the sheer novelty of it), and the food there was surprisingly great.
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02.06.2012 - 14:12 | jaltesorensen
I like the variety. That you dont always do what you usually do, but that you also taste some food of cultural significans. But i also love when brad taste all those different sodas and such.
But i would love to see you taste that darth vader burger. That could be cool.
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02.06.2012 - 14:26 | sordcooper
so thats why the french think our food sucks! a bunch of Belgians are making shit hamburgers and passing themselves off as American!... that and because American food is actually just from other countries styles of cooking and theres only like 10 or twenty honest to god amarican dishes.
...also, its good to know that fast food sucks everywhere :D
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02.06.2012 - 15:06 | keniakittykat
Ha-ha As a Belgian myself, I just had to get this exclusive burgers the week they got out... Basically I had a long lunchbreak and didn't feel like freezing my ass of in my school cafetaria so My friend and I went to get some out of curiosity. xD
The Jedi burger is very disappointing. A burger with 4 different cheeses and mustard sounds good on paper, but it's just a mess, eat a plain glob of Dijon mustard and you'll be as equaly satisfied. The Maul burger goes the same, but you don't even taste the beef, just grounded pepper, nothing more!
And Quick is alright, it's certainly not the worst burger joint. (I'm looking at you Fingers!)
And by the way: Belgium is NOT a French speaking country! Only 40% of us speaks French, the rest of us is Flemish and German to a lesser extent, and Luxembourg also speaks Luxembourgs, French and German, so also, not a French country! C'mon man, weren't you paying attention in 3rd grade geography?
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02.06.2012 - 15:21 | ThatLong-HairedCreepyGuyThey do the same thing here in the U.S. with restaurants and buffets that serve foreign foods. The Chinese place has a Chinese man with a stereotypical accent. The French food places generally have servers who speak with an odd French lisp, or all have menus with English translations for the food in tiny font. A few of the Italian places are somewhat the same. The idea is that if you cannot pronounce where the food came from originally, it must cost a lot more.
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02.06.2012 - 15:59 | diazepamGoddammit Benzaie, stop being so sexy.
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02.06.2012 - 17:31 | Davil
I would actually really like to see what kind of "fancy" food France has. You know from like an actual person, vice some fat bastard that goes over there and does a cooking show on the travel channel.
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02.07.2012 - 20:58 | SemudaraIndeed! Do such a show, Benzaie, I bet it would be a real treat. Imagine: you, acting refined. :P
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02.06.2012 - 19:02 | weaseltonSo that's what happened to Maul after he fell down the ventilation shaft.
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The bun has red food coloring.
Red food coloring & cosmetics are made with Carmine.
Carmine is made by "boiling female Cochineal insects in water to extract the carminic acid & then treating the clear solution with alum."
Enjoy your bug burger. & if you're reading this, there's a 50% you're wearing dead bug juice on your face.
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02.06.2012 - 22:22 | saint23thomas
Mmm... buuug buuurgerrr... *drool*
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02.07.2012 - 21:01 | SemudaraMeh, chances are that half the food we eat has insects in it. Insects are supposed to be pretty healthy eatin', so I don't mind.
Also, "Dead Bug Juice On Your Face" would make a great name for a band.
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02.27.2012 - 03:43 | LikaLarukuEuropean nations & their spawn are like the only people who don't have bugs on the menu, but I love the look some people give me when I tell them where the ingredients come from.
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02.07.2012 - 08:15 | randommomentofdumbchick
I appreciate that you went over the nutrition facts @_@ ;
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02.07.2012 - 08:49 | steelabjurThose thin paddies are generally machine made, flash frozen, and bought in bulk by burger chains. They also tend to be blended with cereal product(s) rather than pure beef and per-seasoned. The guy in the kitchen just pulls them out of the box and throws them on the grill. Big chains like them because they cut down production cost, lower service time, and promote consistency across the chain (I.E. a Big Mac is the same in Seattle as it is in New York). If you go to higher quality shops (or mom and pop owned businesses) you can find proper thick burger paddies in the US, and the quality is more likely to be higher as well (same can be said for any food).
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02.07.2012 - 10:16 | Cookie Crumbs
If you think McDonald's sucks in US then you should try McDonald's in Romania. It sucks and it sucks hard. That Darth Maul burger looks good though.
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