I actually own the casing of the NES Controller Candies. I don't know of the candies inside though
Nintendo Candies
Written by Benzaie Sunday, 02 May 2010 19:19
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05.02.2010 - 20:27 | That Boy with the Headphones
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05.03.2010 - 16:35 | AngryJoeShow
[b][color=red]FUCKING ASS [size=medium] CUUUUUTTEEEEEEEE![/size] [/color][/b]
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05.03.2010 - 14:48 | NowYouDieThe NES candies are actually just mints. Not even candy.
Also, for the "Pez" Wii controller candies, you're supposed to slide off the top and put the candies in there to shoot them into your mouth with the B button. Kinda reminds me of a gun...
I've tried all of these except for the shield candies.
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05.02.2010 - 20:30 | WillHighnintendo candies make me HARD lol loved the way you gunned off kirk lol :woohoo:
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05.02.2010 - 20:32 | drakken22
I'm dissapointed benzaie. you reviewed all those candies...and NO mushroom mints? cmon man, step up your game!
Lol, obviously im being an ass. loved the review,
fucking children of bodom FTW!
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05.02.2010 - 20:39 | foxbomber5
Funny to see Hardcore Benzaie cry like a sissy girl. You make crying, and even the word "cute" f***ing HARDCORE!!!!
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05.03.2010 - 08:48 | QuestionTheMajority
I was thinking the same thing. As well as Hardcore Benzaie giggling with glee like a schoolgirl at the star-shaped candies.
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05.02.2010 - 20:45 | ThatGuyInTheHeadband
You should have tried the mushroom candy, they come in diffrent flavors :D
Good video. I might try those stars ones sometime.
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05.02.2010 - 21:05 | rudy023
The newest one I've seen looks like a classic Atari 2600 controller. I may just have to get that one! (& when I tried the mushroom candies, they were nasty!)
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05.02.2010 - 21:10 | FullmetalNinja25
I see those things everywhere these days Blockbuster, FYE, Anime Stores, etc.
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05.02.2010 - 21:56 | matt.recneps
Nice video. I wasn't aware of the star candies. So far I've only found the 1-Up candies and the Zelda mints. Neither were very good, but the tins make great collectibles for my desk.
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05.02.2010 - 22:19 | Deimos1984rd
You make the word cute kick ass, awesome video, who knew that the one Nintendo candy that tasted good would be the invincibility star. :)
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05.02.2010 - 22:26 | Tiana Sidhe
[color=navy]I've had the Star candies. Very addictive. I bought them from my local Vintage Stock.[/color]
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05.02.2010 - 22:35 | Not the Angry Movie DorkI remember eating SweetTarts shaped like Super Mushrooms once. And that's basically all they were. Good thing they weren't poisonous. :whistle:
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05.02.2010 - 23:03 | AwayToHit
Awesome...i got the wiimote one a few months ago. Must try the others...now...NOW :woohoo:
Also, Silent Night, Bodom Night by Children of Bodom: fuck yeah!!! Now you're talking HARDCORE
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05.02.2010 - 23:05 | Shinigami
So now candies are hardcore? Well its better than toy gun I quess.
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05.02.2010 - 23:08 | dragonswordcannon
The wii candy container will shoot the candy out like a gun if your not to stupid to load it.
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05.02.2010 - 23:43 | Daikun
A few years ago, my aunt got me a bag of Mario Kart gummies from a trip she made to New York.
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Yeah, those do taste pretty bad (I think, or they we're just past the expiration date, wich wouldn't surprise me, to be honest). I haven't seen the star one yet, though ._. The most common are the big ass mushroom from Mario, those are god damn everywhere. They should make Silent Hill candies, with candies inside Pyramid Head's head or up the Nurses's ass.
Au fait, Benzai, c'est quoi le poster derriere vers la fin ou ont peut lire : Leur erreur? S'attaquer a une femme seule. Ou un truc du genre. Ça me dit vaguement quelque chose...
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05.02.2010 - 23:45 | LikaLaruku
Benzaie; the lost member of Taranchula, ja.
That was f:evil:ing hilarious.
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[quote=ThatGuyInTheHeadba nd]You should have tried the mushroom candy, they come in diffrent flavors :D
Good video. I might try those stars ones sometime.[/quote]
[b]Hell yeah, the Green ones are great..and come in the best tin of all.[/b]
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05.03.2010 - 02:58 | jlpGood for keeping some green in when you're done with the candies ;)
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05.03.2010 - 01:13 | CultconXIX
Ah.
Silent Night, Bodom Night. About the only Children of Bodom song I really love...maybe because it's based on a true story.
That's right: Finland actually has a lake called Bodom and there actually happend a murder/homicide (of 4 people in the 60's if I recall correctly).
There was only one suspect but he was never found guilty of the crimes, thus, to date, the case of Bodom has remained unsolved.
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05.03.2010 - 02:00 | Guru Larry
[color=green][b]When you eat the star candies Ben, did they make you invincible for a short amount of time? :D[/b][/color]
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05.03.2010 - 02:49 | MikeOShay
Shit, man, you should've figured out how the Wii ones work, they rule. You slide off the front of the plastic Wiimote thing (like, the whole top face, with the buttons and such), then you fill up the area with the candies. You slide them forward so one of them is loaded in the front of the thing, then you hit the B button and they shoot out. That's the most hardcore part. At least, more hardcore than those étoiles, Frenchie.
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05.03.2010 - 02:56 | jlpI like the green apple Nintendo candies that coe in the green 1-up mushroom. The NES controller ones do kinda suck; they remind me of trying to eat the A & B buttons.
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05.03.2010 - 04:44 | jaceameThe wiimote has a part that comes off the top where you load in the candie. It fires kind of like a pez gun.
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05.03.2010 - 06:19 | Brand
This was the most amusing review about candies I have ever seen. It maybe the only review about candies I've ever seen but that is besides the point.
It reminds me of the time when someone gave me a Squirtle candy dispenser. It was kind of like a Pez dispenser but dispensed it's own original candy. Which was apparently ass flavored. I'd tell people it was the worst candy I'd ever had and then they would want to try one. It started out not to bad so they would initially disagree but then hardcore ass would kick in and you could see their face turn sour. It was pretty amusing all in all.
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I have quite a few of those candies, and I can say the best are the Mario coins that come in the ? Box. Tasty Lemon goodness. The Mushrooms are also nice.
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05.03.2010 - 08:03 | magnutI was distracted by the Berserker manga's at the beginning. God What do I hate France manga publishers.
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05.03.2010 - 08:12 | Da Pro
Man, did you just eat a battery? That might be dangerous, and I don't want Benzaie to die!
Hey, it rhymed.
My comments on the review? Who cares, it's Benzaie eating candy!
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05.03.2010 - 08:27 | GozarCheap ass Nintendo and their chalk candies.
Can't even freaking spend quality time making candy that taste good.
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05.03.2010 - 10:59 | BrymstoneSean
That was deliciously epic!
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