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3D Real Girlfriend
Written by Benzaie Saturday, 23 April 2011 14:38
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Comments (48)
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04.23.2011 - 16:32 | Krugirl
"Ladies, and younger ladies".
So wrong... yet so funny.
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04.23.2011 - 17:35 | Ben_from_G-town
Hahahah... oh man, that was hilarious. I especially like the parts with the "Tips" where your girlfriend comes into the room.
"What were you doing?"
"I was just playing Avatar, of course, babe"
*end credits* :D
Nostalgia Critic cameo was a nice surprise as well.
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04.23.2011 - 20:42 | Lotus Prince
The Nostalgia Critic clip is actually an old one. Benzaie used it in for an old karate game, where he pressed a key and caused various contributors to the site to have their pants to drop.
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04.23.2011 - 19:11 | VDX*Looks deviously on the T key and waits for next NC video*
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04.23.2011 - 19:12 | Kurara
Ahaha, great video Benzaie. Honesty really is the best policy. :)
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04.23.2011 - 19:26 | Mr.Anderssson
Hilarious, as always.
The end credit music sounds like something from Brad's videos. It makes me wonder if there's some kind of wierd hentai/exploitation piece out there.
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04.23.2011 - 20:11 | cheetaboy7
I'd believe he's watching Avatar. Some people like to watch near naked blue people running around. ;)
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04.23.2011 - 21:10 | DuosAngel
Great video Benzaie. It's a shame that a game with such great graphics has so little options. If there's a game out there that has 3D Custom Girl's gameplay but this game's graphics that would be perfect.
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04.23.2011 - 22:24 | AniMerrill
"This beats being in the kitchen!"
Oh Bate, you tasteful bastard XD
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Eh I prefer petite blondes myself but *shrug* lol I frikkin love these master bate episodes but i bet I know of a game even MASTER BATE couldnt handle!!
ENZAI!!!
>8D
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04.23.2011 - 22:33 | RyanArcane
Good video Benzaie. I especially love when you pull out Beary to test the webcam part, and he just yells "HOW DO I GET THIS BITCH TO BLOW ME!?"
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04.25.2011 - 07:22 | mrskippy
I thought it was funnier when he loudly protested that he wasn't a furry. But for whatever reason, Beary is indeed awesome.
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Graphics looks cool, still I like Artificial Girl 3 better, lot of stuff to do in that game... ... Yes!
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04.23.2011 - 23:30 | YoJimBobaJoekatsumi is a goddess :)
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04.23.2011 - 23:35 | EpicFish
Benzaie is cute! That's the first video I've seen that shows him! Great video too! Especially the "tips" part!
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04.24.2011 - 01:20 | BakazukiOh, wow. I got a good laugh out of this one. I remember suggesting this one when you first started this series. To be honest, I was kinda hoping you'd do all three of the games special functions (dual mice, webcam, and 3D glasses) at once just to see how silly one would look at their PC.
What surprised me was how high scored it. Personally, I thought that -because- the graphics were really good that the game suffered from two things: being in the Uncanny Valley (especially if you focus on the face) and feeling like we were playing a tech demo.
The things that set it apart were gimmicky at best and only served to provide an unintentional humor value to an otherwise okay-at-best game. I mean, if you actually bother to play with 3D on through a scene, virtual jizz flies directly toward your face in certain positions, which I don't think was what they were going for. =P
Shame you couldn't get the webcam feature to work, though. It's the only feature that I couldn't try. XP
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04.24.2011 - 01:30 | Dr Forrester
Awesome video Ben. Nothing like a nice fap to round out the month :D
Also, you guys should find some sort of support group for Beary. Obviously he's not being honest with himself
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how i get this bi.tx to blo.w me xD lol
is very funny with the yoshi island music (well i belive is the yoshi island music xD)
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04.24.2011 - 20:26 | Afro King Andy
I believe it was the background mall music from Dead Rising. Unless there was some other music in there I wasn't paying attention to.
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04.24.2011 - 03:41 | WRONGonRED
I need one.
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04.24.2011 - 04:03 | jalford
YOU WERE CHEATING ON MARZGURL? YOU CAD!!! YOU BOUNDER!!!
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04.24.2011 - 04:29 | FunkyM
Ah, Monsieur Bate, with this gamefap you're really spoiling us! :)
Great vid :)
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04.24.2011 - 04:29 | Ass Violator
Man!, why can't i be as cool and fly as Benzaie?
he's like the best the Earth homo sapiens can offer D:
Love the new intro
But for Buddah's sake! when would you stop with all these snarky remakrs about Heavy Rain?
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04.24.2011 - 04:46 | TastyPie95Whats the name of the music playing at the end?
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04.24.2011 - 06:22 | thatbastardfromfinland
It's from the credit sequence in Short Circuit 2. Make sure to remove the space in the link: http://www.youtube.com/ watch?v=ggpRnBfJGbY
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04.24.2011 - 05:24 | dde12321I heard that kinect is comming to PC can't wait to play this game with that lol
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04.24.2011 - 06:35 | Caspis SinclairBeary, what will your parents think? Interspecies relationships are still frowned upon in this day and age.
(oh wait... aren't his parents Benzaie and a Facehugger?)
I wonder if Bate will review some of Illusion's older games, like School Mate? Or some of the really bad American equivalents?
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04.24.2011 - 07:14 | Shinigami
It was good to see Master Bate once again.
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04.24.2011 - 07:21 | kasuakiOh man, gamefap is getting funnier all the time. Great review, Mr. Bate! :)
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04.24.2011 - 07:31 | Mucca
And another failed furry joke. *Sigh*. At least it was better than 90% of them. But why? Why did the internet have to arbitrarily decide we were going to be the butt of so many horrible jokes?
Anyway, good video aside from that.
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05.01.2011 - 19:11 | DaVince
What, you didn't think it was funny? I think it worked for once because Beary IS a furry.
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04.24.2011 - 08:55 | thatbastardfromfinlandGood stuff as usual. Bate is my personal Jesus. Btw you also can't spell "crevice" without "vice". Now doesn't that raise (pun intended) all sorts of ideas?
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04.24.2011 - 09:38 | vulpix
Thank you for putting this high-quality video together instead of a lazy, unedited vlog. I enjoyed this.
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Oh my - the frenchy is a bullfrog ! The croak proves it !
Excellent show Bate anyway. You just made my day !
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04.25.2011 - 02:25 | MidesI don't think he's a frog. He'd have had his legs chopped off the very first time he ate out at a restaurant.
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