Guild Wars 2 in 5 Seconds

(34 votes, average 4.03 out of 5)
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Comments (15)
  • ManWithGoodTaste
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    Dude... that was... like... 19 seconds of game footage alone.
  • xen999
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    OMG, you're right! it WAS more than 5 seconds! The outrage! Hurry, lets start a petition to get this benzaie guy banned form teh internets for lying to us!
  • Azmar
    Hello, ManWithGoodTaste ! And welcome to Thatguywiththeglasses.com !
    Here we have Benzaie, who does 5 seconds videos that aren't really five seconds... since 2008.
    I also suggest you watch videos of that dude called the Nostalgia Critic. I've heard he's pretty good o/
  • benzaie
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    that awkward moment when you realize over half of the "5 sec" movies are actually closer to 30 anyway...
  • Jegsimmons
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    five second movies that arent actually five seconds?

    oh please! in what fictitious tale?!

    *sips tea*
  • Topska
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    Yup
  • sekiwat
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    hahaha
  • Gift of the Magi
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    Yeah, this happened. The Hunter class in the game does allow you to capture and train a pig for combat...and yes that is an attack.

    Ad oddly, the game is still the awesome.
  • Mysterious Figure
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    This was the first 5 Seconds Benzai vid that made me laugh.
  • nyaore
    And the extra hilarious part? The pig is actually a fairly strong pet. That plus this equals, MIND BROKEN.
    Your girlfriend always makes these videos for me. Her 'oh lord, what has he done now' tone of voice had me in stitches. xD
  • Doresh
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    I'd seriously buy that game just so I can slide like that all the time XD

    (But I fear this might get "fixed" via patch...)
  • Ancel De Lambert
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    Soooo. Many. Bugs.

    Seriously, the Angry Army's server (or maybe the entire game) is horribly bug ridden at the moment. There's an event in human territory that's been ongoing and un-winnable for three days now.
  • Hexx
    Whether it took 5 or 15 seconds is not important. What is important is that it sucked!
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